Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>160188D
"I must go!"
A series of explosions can he heard as Thez throws open all the rooms to prevent any untimely shenanigens.
>>16024You guys can always fight non-lethally,....
>>16026How? All I have is the sword
But I have to bid you all a good night (2:30am) and hope for a longer session when it really starts; easier to do long night at weekends, or when I have changed to US timezone because no real reasons.
>>16028You can fight non-lethally with any weapon. Your character would hit with the flat of the blade rather than the edge.
>>16027Too late, she teleported. She reappears a moment later with wisps of smoke trailing off of her. "There!"
"Bitch," Lenos mutters >>16031I'll see how pissed off I am
>>16030Keep us posted Norway, I'm sure we'll be more than willing to accommodate.
Uh,... does 'dorable filly have a name?
For everyone else,... how feasible would it be to start early? We started doing 2:00pst, but to try and synch with Norway we'd need to start more like 9-10a
>>16033I haven't thought of a name yet. Not sure a filly should be allowed to pick its own name, but I will think on it.
>>16034The offer is actually still open on the murder fantasy sex
>>16036*cover's filly's ears*
>>16038Filly is not for redpills
>>16039Its literally my job! What are you talking bout?
>>16041This, desu.
It's his whole job; the magic is just bonus.
I've got a slightly meta question for everyone, aside from the time suggestion. Yeah, we rape the mainboard, but is that maybe a good thing? I mean, its something that is more or less always going on (not ALL hours, but lots certainly), and while it is good to be considerate of other activity on the board, maybe hiding these threads might not be the best idea?
>>16044>>16045Good to know. It's likely to result in more trolling, but I for one welcome more
targets new friends.
>>16043Which boards have their posts displayed in the "recent posts" segment on the homepage may be changed depending on whether the board is listed as excluded through the Recent Posts segment under "Manage Themes." I add vx to that when there are a large number of posts here, and take it off when /vx/ gets traffic in other threads
>>16046It might piss-off Chickun, but that'll only reveal that he's been peeping in the "gay bathhouse".
>>16048We're really going to have to talk about relationship issues sooner or later sweetie
>>16050I think he is referring to the sour Kraut
>>16051>Sour krautkek
Thats fine. To be brutally honest, making a spectacle out of myself and whomever else WAS a deliberate intention of this Game
>>16050Aryanne brotherhood. An overall good poster and content contributer (also makes great record of anything and everything related to the Aryanne thread, which I praise him for); he was probably just getting salty because it was a really slow week for the rest of board, while this cesspool was getting posts every hour consistently.
>>15974>I for one am not bothered by any of the mod shenanigensI'm considering this permission
>>16053Well I don't/didn't contest his point, but atm this is the best form of contribution I can think to make for the site. I can do half-assed shoops, and if I spend several days on a picture I can drawfag sorta, but my skill-set is still in development. I DO want other areas of the site to be as rapid and/or involved, but I haven't figured out how to do it. Since I tend to keep one eye on the board whenever possible, this is the best I can come up with. I literally hope it is as appealing to lurkers as I've tried to make it, which is part of the reason I am often willing to overlook or permit shenanigens.
>>16054As though I could grant or deny permission. Xp
>>16055Your contributions are much appreciated. This has been a lot of fun.
>>16056100% this. Ive beem looking for a game like this for awhile.
>>16056Why you no acknowledge me?
>>16058I screencap almost every single one of your posts: you're not just acknowledged, you're being stalked.
If you mean that wall of text you posted earlier, I'm still trying to figure out which part I care to reply to first.
>>16056>>16057>>16058Its me who is appreciative. I know you all have lives and responsibilities and contexts well beyond my comprehension, and yet you're willing to spend 3+ days a week in a gay bath house with this faggot. Kudos to you anons.
I mean Trump, you're in law school? And you're spending your free time itt? I'm amazed.
>>15992>bardYo I got a poem for you,
Its about a man from nantucket
Let me recite it for you...
>>16060>>16059>>16058Im amazed you guys put up with my autism
>>16063You just keep screwing yourself over and making everyone laugh.
>>16043I'm fine with anytime on the weekends
>>16064There once was a man from nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, nantucket
"Now where did I put my copy of shadilay?" Torc says as he teleports to his cave
>>16059>I screencap almost every single one of your posts: you're not just acknowledged, you're being stalkedI'm... Not sure how to respond to that
>I'm still trying to figure out which part I care to reply to first>I don't intend to admit I've done anything wrongAww. Oh well, it's my fault for being so invective. That and for being so emotional and taking everything so seriously in the first place. Oh well, that part of me is proving harder to change than I thought
>>16061>law schoolOh you have no idea. I fucked up by taking the full 15 hours, and in addition to that I have an internship, plus I'm doing a competition, plus so many other things. A couple weeks ago I had a 26 hour period where I drove to a different city to go to the airport, flew to New York City, had an interview there, had all of this drama where my flight was cancelled and I had to book a new one, got a ticket after misunderstanding the bus system in Queens, and had to fly back on a delayed flight and then drive back 3 hours to my apartment after that.
>>16063>AutismYou've seen the other people in this thread right?
>>16069Thx m8
GM, can Torc finally finish the staff?
I absolutely love this pony now. He needs more art
>>16059I guess it's okay, I was stalking you months before this game started
>>16071Yea shes probably done >rape ing you by now
>>16073>reminding mePoor Torc will never be the same. He definitally won't be able to look trollestia in the eye for awhile
>>16071Well let me see here,....
>Baleful PolymorphCheck
>Must be GoodCheck
>Ice StormCheck
>insect Frog PlagueYou'll need Infernius' help with that one
>PermanencyCheck
Am I forgetting anything?
>>16076>permanencyTop magick, Torc. You're using some awesome stuff.
>>16074Oh please, like you hadn't envisioned SOMETHING might happen,....
>>16078Alright then. Unless Infernius doesn't want to help (right,...) wibbledy bibbledy <POP>
Fancy new staff.
>>16079It was the best possible outcome, with all the spaghetti he was hemorrhaging.
>>16074You at least got a date. She got offended by my attempts at wooing
>>16083No she didn't, she was testing you
>>16083>offendedShe didn't want to be out-done.
>>16083Shiny resplendent dude, clearly a paragon of sorts, attempts to socially maneuver. "Will he debase himself?" was the question on her mind.
>>16086>>16084I interpreted "proper respect requires you to get down on all fours" as meaning "If you don't leave the room within the next 4 seconds, you're going to get the full Tourcil treatment"
>>16078I actually hadn't, I honestly expected Trollestia to just thank Torc for dinner and leave after the spagetti>>16085>>16080Torc starts by throwing his staff down, hoping it turns into a snek
>>16088>not rolling to see if it worksinb4: staff breaks and kills us all
>>16087I apologize for being vague. Her thought was "How committed to this course of action is he? Here is a guy with options and presence. Why is he jocking at a horse?"
>>16088Actually, the spaghetti was endearing for the opposite reasons of the previous.
>>16087>full Tourcil treatment1) REEEEEEEEEEE
2) Spell his name goddamned right you faggot 3) He is NOT becoming a phrase
>>16092What?
>>16091After a moment, the staff morphs into a yellow snake with black-diamond markings. It strangles Trump. Trump is kill.
kidding, it works fine and no one is kill >>16093Well, considering Torcuil's backstory and his literally having lived in a cave, and the social awkwardness that results of a difficult backstory such as his, it occurred to her that 'this' was quite literally what seemed the correct course of actions for him. While cringe, she also sympathized with what he was intending (to have a decent and somewhat intimate {non-sexual} exchange) which resulted in a surge of affection and appreciation. So, >rape.
>>16093>3) He is NOT becoming a phrase>Implying you can resist being memedThey say the Wizard Merlin could tell the fate of others, but never his own...
>>16090Kek. The proper response would have been something like "come again now?" but I thought that if I waited that long I could be Tourciled
>>16093I mean to say strap-on raped. Tourciled
>>16094Don't you betray me Kek! I divested in my businesses for you!
>>16098You're right. I'm sorry.
The staff changes into a Red Dragon. The dragon eats Trump. Trump is kill.
kek >>16099REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking Chinese
>>16102>chineseTotally not where I was going,... but now all Red Dragons r chinese
>>16100No. In >rape of course. It's the one thing she's good at: she couldn't just sit there and let that white cunt take her role.
>>16105Red dragons DO have an overblown sense of superiority,....
>>16107Careful myah, you almost stabbed yourself there
>>16107Well that was a pathetic fuck-up...
At least she doesn't risk poisoning herself.
>>16101>spraying Tracy with a bottleI like that idea.
But I'm not talking to Tracy until she apologizes. And acts cute
>>16112>>16110>>16107You should stop rolling...
>>16112>Str bonusLands
>>16115Also lands, shag is a legit move in a grapple
"NOW you're TALKIN'!"
>>16116Well... At least you're shagged
>>16117I meant to type "*shank*"..
Dammit...
>>16115KEK
>rapeAnyway
"Hello Mr. Snek, nice to meet you"