Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>16222With trips even. I'm gonna have to think on that.
>>16226>>16225thats whats going on your lawyers forehead.
>>16228Speaking in tongues! Kill it with fire!
Kidding aside, I gotta go. I'll catch you all later.
NORWAY!
If you read this, I'm looking forward to making space for 'dorable filly who the party will have to go to lengths to avoid getting squished (Godzilla is kinda next-door).
>>16230we cant just have jews walking around unmarked..
>>16231I'll make a sling or some way of carrying her
>>16232There is no way you read the wiki to find that Roy Cohn is Jewish
>>16231ill de-nut that terrasque before it hurts my little filly.
>>16233we had this same conversation last time you brought it up.
>>16234>your filly>>16235But there is no way you actually knew that he was Jewish
>>16236I'll slay you first nigger
>>16239She's mine though. Ponies like me
>>16240ive seen what you do with horses!
>>16241I give them the love and affection that helps them thrive
>not respecting filly's individuality and giving her space
"I'll beat the piss outta all of you!" shaking fist, glowing eyes pose
>>16243me want like it but if you hit me first me will defend myself thez.
>>16242Adolfa no need your "love".
>>16243I'm not really at liberty to say why, but it's okay
>>16244Woah...
>>16246Reeee! That's not her name
>>16248Yeah, I know. I'm deciding how much sleep I'm willing to forego for this. I have to recalculate a whole bunch of tables since Thez doesn't have her swag.
>>16243That's what I said earlier.
>>16248dont you woah me you tried to cuts tracys legs off.
>>16251The psycho bitch kicked me! With large horse legs!
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone."
Thez wins.
Everyone wakes up outside the entertron.
"Let this be a lesson." Thez walks off, lashing her tail aggressively.
>>16260Reeeeeeeeeeee. First of, she's a pony. Obviously there will be claims. Second, I know the person from a discord.
*flattens ears against head and shivers*
[1d20 = 2]>>16263grapples and covers mouth
>>16264>>16263>>16262NOT FOR SEXUAL GODDAMN IT
>>16270Nevermind.. it's too late...
*curls into ball*
>>16275Calm down Inferius, she's already mine
*phases through ground and flies away as far as she can at 90 ft flight speed*
>>16277You're going to need multiple full rounds to do all that
>>16277Is that supposed to be PTSD from being raped as a filly?
>tfw when she'd never tell you anything >>16281Did you link that post right?
>>16277Tracy, in full flight,... runs up on Thez, standing in air.
"What's your hurry? Its not like I'm gonna LEAVE anyone dead,...."
>>16285The glimmer thing was cuz Infernius challenged Thez. While contemplating the challenge, it occurred to her that she could 'settle' it with a phrase, and so she did. It wasn't personal.
"It was business.
>>16289She can keep us out of it
>>16290You were in range, it wasn't personal.
"Oh FINE, I won't say it unnecessarily."
>>16293"Awww, diddums think it was a fair fight?"
>>16295i didnt do anything wrong,you threatend me.
>>16291>>16294"Maybe if you apologize for being such a bitch, Tracy"
>>16297>Paladin posting Blasphemy[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing nerd noises]
>>16296Were threatened cuz trying to possess new filly friend. Everything else was hubris.
>>16299me just want an apprentice.
>>16301>ApprenticeWait till you're epic class first
You should focus on expanding your currently nonexistent religion.
>>16302This.
Besides, she's mine anyways
>>16301"Then start by allowing filly friend to actually
enter the Game and maybe
interact/participate before trying to lay claim or indoctrinate,... or name. ^_^
>>16303be nice let adolfa decide.
>>16305"Don't open up that wound"
>>16307THAT'S NOT HER NAME
>>16304you dont like name me pick?
>>16314"This! You should NEVER have failed in your attempts! WTF is "attempted >rape" anyhow?"
I did say she was a rapist.
[1d20 = 5]>>16313"...aGFGFGFffhfghfgf sorry..!"
>>16314*throws kunai*
>>16315[humiliated pony noises]
>>16317"Ah ah. Are you sorry you failed or that you betrayed my trust and kindness?"
>>16319>trust".. W-well, you see, I mean..!"
[1d20 = 15]>>16317catches kunai and throws back
>>16320"There's no shame in failing miserably when taking on a
mod Paladin armored with magic shield, plate armor and chain mail, and armed with mighty
ban hammer magic sword. If anything it makes you wonder why you though that was a wise decision in the first place"
>>16321"Tracy, I was trying to be nice to you. To give you a chance. To be intimate with you. And then you do... what you did"