This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>12660"Don't you worry, we'll have a team prepared soon enough. And we'll have a plan too.
Now, I know you've indicated your fondness for them, but if we could somehow reverse engineer your pistols, or at least use them in the assault. And yes, we are interested in your horses. We can exchange perhaps the penthouse, or copperplate your ship's hull in the shipyard in exchange"
>>12663How long would it take by hoers?
>>12662Tracy is going to have to evade Trump's grapple if she wants to do all that right now.
>>12669Doesn't mean she can't collect info.
>>12670She's collecting tons of info about ship sizes, the factories, the luxury apartments, and other commercial data
>>12665"Ye like me pistols do ye?" he smiles. "Well, the fella who made em for me had an unfortunate accident some time ago, so I can't introduce him nor direct you to him. As for the hoers,... what be she worth to ye?" he says with a gleam in his eye,
>>12666About half a day, not pushing the mount.
>>12668There's lots of ways passed a locked door. Torcuil just hit on one of them.
>>12672Any moar info about the town surrounding it?
>>12673Behind the now broken styrofoam door is about a dozen huddled elves in rags, chained together. They cower at our appearance.
>>12674A gaggle of sychophantic losers who vie for attention and reknown, ultimately getting smote for their efforts.
>>12675No haggis stirring for the moment.
>>12672"That's too bad. To have more of those pistols would have been incredibly helpful for the coming battle. Your horses could be helpful as well. How much? I don't know. Fine riding mare, our last one was killed under mysterious circumstances. I guess you can help us by gifting, and we re-gift in kind by playing your ship? The whole ship. Guaranteed to increase speed"
>12674*puts his hands on her muzzle*
"You can ask all you want later. But for the moment, he is mine"
>>12676Shit, Torc's one weakness
Social Interaction
LotR elves of Santa clause elves?
>>12676>gaggle of sychophantic losers who vie for attention and reknown, ultimately getting smote for their efforts.Fucking hell, that's exactly what I thought it'd be.
Sorcerers.. edgy nerd, all of them.
>>12678LOTR, they're shabby and obviously mistreated
>>12677"Ye didn't answer me question lad. I can tell ye want her so tell me: what's she worth to ye?"
>>12682Okay
Hey, I'm gonna help you guys.
Can you understand me?
>>12682"A solid riding mare could go for 2000 sheckles. She looked a little worn, so perhaps 1000. But I wish to offer you the full 2000 nevertheless"
>>12683He'a talking about Slovenia, but your irritation is not unwarranted.
>>12685I have 16, now 17 charisma points god damn it! Do I have to roll for bluff? Cast a spell to increase my charisma?
>>12684A bunch of beleagured stares, and non-associated shakes of the head. They clearly don't understand.
>elves>>12685"Nice try lad, but the horn alone will fetch 4k, and since she's kicking, I wouldn't let her go for less than 5"
>>12688You don't have bluff
(I do), although you do have Diplomacy and Profession.
>>12688Eagle's splendor, lvl 2. +4 Cha for 1 min/level
I'm telling u now, he's all thief, and salty at that; it won't work.
>>12692Was that elven? Does Torciul even speak elven?
>>12694He spent like 15+ years alone learning memes off of cave paintings, so I wouldn't put it past him.
>>12694No, but I have google....
Torc teleports Trollestia there for help
Bad idea? Yes. Best Torc can do? Sadly yes >>12689"Heh, unicorn horns. I appreciate your concern for fabulosity. Tell you what, since I really don't want to you to lose out on any of your possible profits, I'll give you the full 4500 in bonds and options here."
>>12694He also proved literacy in Draconic earlier.
Several of those tombs he was reading for 3 weeks had to be in elvish.
>>12696>Teleporting a powerful unicorn against her will into a room full of naked sex slavesSounds like a bad idea to me...
>>12699Would you prefer me teleport Tracy or Trump right now?
>>12700Not right now goddamn it we're about to sign a contract to free all of them!
>>12697"Bonds? Paper contracts, lad I don't know who ye're used to dealing with, but I deal in hard coin."
>>12696Yes, that will. As Trollestia suddenly appears, she looks out along thedozen or so slaves. No words are exchanged, but there is clearly a dialogue of sorts. The elves visibly relax, some of them seeming almost energized. "They have been here for several weeks, they were once indigenous and have been taken from their lands by force. Freeing them will put you at odds with their captor, but I am not about to advise leaving them to their fate."
Tracy listens in on surrounding conversations, looking for moar info.
>>12702GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! REEEE!!!Trump looks into Tracy's eyes with a sort of "what do I do from here" questioning look
>>12703Alright then, Trump taps into Tracy and then gives her the look
>>12704Trump is unaware of whats going on with Torcuil. He only knows the situation with the crafty dwarf.
>>12702Oh trust me, I wasn't planning on it
Wanna pull a prison break?
>>12705*looks back*
>>12708Ignore that picture, it already ruined the mood...
>>12707"I thought you'd never ask." She replies.
Without hesitation, she begins stomping down on the fixtures holding their chains in place. After a few such blows, she weakens the binds but is unable to fully remove them.
"Good wizard, I think a meme might be in order. Something to do with escape or freedom. Not braveheart tho, that's to cliche'."
>>12711Don't fuck this one up, Torcuil.
>>12709You picked exactly the right image
>>12708Well, that's unhelpful
Trump looks back at the dwarf, more confident. "Alright then. How would you like the spacious penthouse apartment of the luxury apartments, with its close proximity to the whorehouse, fancy restaurants, and tailors shops, and a view of the ocean and harbor. All yours"
Spoiler, Trollestia is only really concerned with one thing (alluded to in the Tracy dialogue), the suffering of innocents.
