This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>13016"Okay...."
Torc goes, wondering whtt the fuck he will find
>>13019Since Tracy wanted to go and was okay with it being night time, she took off while Trump went back to sleep. At the same time Torc was getting BTFO by pirates. Tracy followed clues, BTFOd some jibbers, and located the jew treasure, which has literally been right friggin there the whole friggin time.
At the same time, Torcuil was still getting BTFO, such that he and Troll escaped to the tower. Its almost morning now, and there's still a commotion as the pirates finish off the last of the skeletons.
>>13017If she wants me to jump her back, then not in public. Fine
"Hello... Tracy"
>>13020In the corner of the medic area, Torcuil finds a booth that literally says "Entertron. Get inside!"
>>13022But he said he would leave in the morning
reeeeeeeeeeee we established she didn't leave until after he woke up in the morning
>>13023"Hello, ~Flashy." *excited pony leg-humping sounds* "On my trot through the forest, I found something you might ~like."
*is humping leg and a speed too fast to see*
>>13027>>13026*Reeeeees in symphonic tandem tandem*I know it's fucked, but it's better to just roll with it at this point. >>13026Mrrr mrrr mrrrrrr!
I explained that if Tracy wanted to leave in the morning, she would have to wait so I could resolve the situation with Torcuil, as the outcome/conclusion would affect the circumstances Tracy would find upon leaving. Would Torcuil be dead and some angry pirates want answers? Would the pirates be dead and the party now has a phatty ship? As it turns out, neither happened. While all this was happening, Tracy seemed quite keen to proceed, so under numerous indications that "Its still night time", with scenery and description, Tracy continued on and ultimately found the hidden jew hoarde.
>>13029>if Tracy wanted to leave in the morning, she would have to wait so I could resolve the situation with Torcuil, as the outcome/conclusion would affect the circumstances Tracy would find upon leaving.Tracy wouldn't give a shart about what Torcuil or the pirates are doing. She'd just slip away in stealth and be off with it.
>>13029So did she leave the apartment while Trump was sleeping?
>>13030Correct, thats why her arc played out how it did.
>>13031>pali's paliYes. Since she indicated she would try and leave before he awoke, I went with that as the context for her leaving at the time she did.
Leaving before morning after having sex is very clear sign that the partner does not value the relationship and was only interested in a one night stand. If Tracy stays through in the morning and especially if she is there to comfort him in the morning, he will see this as a sign that she is devoted to him, and he will be grateful for her comforting him. Simply put, the trump/tracy ship still floats
If Trump wakes up alone, whether it's at 3 AM or 7 AM, he will think that Tracy doesn't have any real devotion to him. Worse, he's already angry and obsessing over a different pony. So he blocks Tracy out of his mind and thinks only of the different pony. The trump/tracy ship burns and eventually sinks
So if Trump meets Tracy having woken up alone, he will greet Tracy at first angry and disappointed, as if he were expecting something from her and was terribly disappointed, but then, he will resume a more cold and distant attitude. Like she's a stranger to him, and she doesn't owe him anything.
If she leaves after he wakes up, and comes back to him, he'll be reasonably happy to see her.
A third possible option is that Tracy leaves while Trump is sleeping, but comes back and wakes him up. In that case, he'll think her story is weird, but probably will not think any the worse. This option will be impossible if Trump is awoken by the consequences of Tourcil's invasion of the ship
So if he wakes up alone, and is forced up early by the fire and the ship, his reaction will be
"... Where the fuck were you? Oh nevermind. Hello Tracy"
There's no way she would've left before morning, but the timeline is already fucked.
Tracy explains that she went out into the woods to pee, to avoid a getting UTI after sex (not a lie). She went into the woods to do it, because that's what ponies do.
Afterwards, she tells Trumpaladin about the stash of six-gorillion+ shekels.
>contemplates burning flow charts
>>13034That's,... that description would pass a detect lies actually. There are omissions, but no outright lies.
>>13039What are the circumstances under with Trump is awoken from his sleep and brought to the docks. And when he's there, what does he see?
>>13040As far as I can tell, Trump is leaving the apartment just as Tracy is arriving. Her explanation has gaps, but its still true, and hearing that she found the jew hoard would probably dismiss any butthurt that she wasn't there when he awoke, since finding the hoard was specifically one of the "prove you love me" conditions he suggested.
As he leaves the apartment, he doesn't make it down more than two streets before he sees a crowd of pirates in the increasingly less-distance, with Korak in the lead, heading his way.
>>13041>using flowcharts and not flipping frantically through books, notes, and references to determine the precise idea just so players can nerf it with a single comment >>13034So Tracy travels from a tower in the middle of downtown several miles to the woods to pee... And not ten feet to bedroom bathroom, or 30 feet to a different bathroom in the apartment, or to any of the four bathrooms in the apartment, or to the bathroom on the first level, or to the bathroom in the restaurant on the same block. Or to a bathroom in a different block. Or any of the 1000 or so bathrooms that exist in between the forest and the apartment bed. And this whole task of going to the bathroom took three or five hours. I guess it's theoretically possible that she distrusts human designed bathrooms, but it's still weird. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to put "I was going to the bathroom and found a lot of hidden money a few miles away" in the bullshit category
>>13042Why is he leaving the apartment?
>>13041It's just different outcomes for different situations
>>13042It was a "prove I can trust you," not "prove you love me" test.
>>13043>ponies using bathroomsHave you ever seen even a single toilet in Equestria? There's nothing suspicious here.>>13042>oh shit!*draws knife instinctively*
>>13046Yes, when a house is damaged I believe
>>13047I must've missed that one...
>>13043It is bullshit, but technically it is true.
>>13044Didn't you say you were going to see what was going on?
>>13011 would require Trump to leave.
>>13045Okay, still. As far as Trump knows what she has said is not a lie, and while he's entitled to be suspicious about the timeframe and the potential lack of details, she IS telling the truth AND found the jew gold.
>>13042Does this happen after he wakes up in the morning according to his natural schedule or is he somehow made to wake up early? If so, who or what summons him, and to where and why?
>>13051I had thought the use diplomacy post indicated he's awake. If he plans to sleep until morning, then he would have been awoken by Tracy's return rather than her meeting him as he was leaving.
>>13052Tracy waking him up while he lays in his bed with her usual Jump scare hello Flashy would work. He could see flames or smoke in the harbor and think "who fucked this up?"
Can we please stop being nitpicky with the details now?
>wild lvl 88 Time Wizard, mad with power, flies over Port Barry
>Fucks up everyone's perception of time, teleporting around various people and objects
>Erases everyone's memory of him, while casting a spell to stop them from questioning why everything is suddenly so confusing
>>13053Splendid! That would neatly dismiss any issue of her absence, while allowing her the glory of reporting the discovery of jew gold, while allowing them a moment before pirates 'politely come knocking'.
>>13053.. Or, that could work too...
*teleports beside you*
"Good morning, Flashy."
>>13058*hugs*
"It looks like there's something weird going on in Port Barry.
~Anyway, I went for a stroll and happened upon something you might like."
>>13059Looking out the window there is smoke
"What might that be?"
>>13060"You know those rat-faced pricks who used to do (((business))) around here? They buried all of their shekels under the big tree in the forest."
>>13061"What, where? When did you find this?"
Just tell more
>>13062"I found it last night, after I got up to pee. There's a trapdoor just beneath the massive tree north from here, where those jibbery things used to swarm."
so i may have fell asleep last night, can i get a quick rundown to get caught up?
>>13063He'd be more impressed if you said you went to do it for him as a gift before he woke up"That's great, Tracy!"
*pets pony*
*line of thought changes*
"We should go get that today"
>>13064
Didn't he swoop in on Fae and get Tracy while she was being covered in them?
>>13065After the party Torcuil snuck onto the pirate ship and after summoning Trollestia, found that the pirates had over a dozen elves chained in the ship's hold. Trollestia got mad, Torcuil went Robin Hood, and they freed the slaves killing several pirates in the process.
At this time Tracy took off to look for information and found tracks leading from the Pip shop to a large tree in the forest that has been there the whole time. After dispatching the jibberlings in the area, Tracy found a trapdoor at the foot of the tree leading to <gasp> an incredible fortune (the missing jew hoarde of gold and stuffs).
Meanwhile, Korak arrived on scene and BTFO Torcuil and Trollestia, who escaped to Trump Tower.
Meanwhile, Tracy returned and told Trump the news of the treasure, while Trump realized that there was a crowd of pirates with torches headed his way.
>>13065Trump and Tracy went with the pirate guy to a banquet. They discovered that there is an evil wizard who is exacting tribute across many lands, who rides the Terrasque. We're going to have to kill that guy. Trump found a new unicorn to try to waifu, and so he spent like five hours trying to get the pirate to sell it to him - that failed. Trump and Tracy Fucked. Tracy found Treasure and may or may not fuck Trump again right now. Tourcil thought the Pirates were mistreating a few animals and immigrants, so he murdered a few people and robbed the pirate's ship, so you can probably forget about good relations with them and redpilling them
>>13066That would imply that she knew what she was doing before she found it, which she didn't*affectionate pony noises*
"~Hmmmmh.. Yes, before someone else finds it."
