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New Nuts
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12256
This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
979 replies and 62 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12715
12717
>>12714
>the suffering of innocents
>Is a Troll
..For it, or against it...?
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12716
12726
>>12713
"Hmmmm. They were nice accomodations, but I'm a man of the sea. I don't need lavish apartments, or views, why would I? I have the open sea!" He downs the remainder of this flagon and slams it on the table. "Moar booze!" he shouts to no one in particular, though a serving wench quickly moves to oblige.
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12717
12719
>>12715
Against. She'll fuck with players and participants all day, but in the same sense that she rebuked Tracy for killing the copper mare, she gets angry Celestia-faced when there are people wantonly suffering in her sight.
Anonymous
isBcC
?
No.12718
12719 12724
>>12711
>no braveheart
Fuck you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lEOOZDbMrgE
I can't find shit thats better
Can Torc shoot lightning out his arse?
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12719
12721
>>12717
Fucking unicorns, thinking they're so great...
>>12718
This is why your character is still a virgin.
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12720
Tracy appraises various objects around the room, still trying to gather information.
Anonymous
isBcC
?
No.12721
12722
>>12719
Name something more appropiate
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12722
12723
>>12721
What do you think I am, a wizard?
Anonymous
isBcC
?
No.12723
>>12722
Exactly
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12724
12725 12727
>>12718
>no braveheart
>braveheart
What did I just say? SMH
Alright, pause for a moment.
What effect does Torcuil want to unleash? Realize, he's in a room with bound captives and a unicorn. There's no threat present. What kinda meme would help the situation?


Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12725
>>12724
My character is stuck, atm. Wut do?
Anonymous
x/IL/
?
No.12726
12728 12731
>>12716
Well, since he won't take Trump's Bonds, an IOU, and he won't take the penthouse, I guess Trump's only real option is to go home and beg Lenos for a small loan of 5000 sheckels in jewelry that totes isn't for that guy he hates. Trump should 5000 worth in fast sailing ships, restaurants, and stocks in the factories, but if the dwarf doesn't want the penthouse or the bonds, I don't think he'd accept those. Trump could offer fancy dresses and fine alcohol, but he doesn't have enough.
"Well, it's been a great night, but I think I have to take off. I have an early day tomorrow. Please enjoy yourself and your revitalized city. And please, please. Join us tomorrow in the suites at the stadium for Football"

Trump turns to Tracy, and tries to sound as happy as he can. He moves aside to make sure the dwarf can't hear him say this
"I failed, and my quarry got away. I know you have questions you want answered, and I don't know if you are willing to wait for tomorrow. Come home with me, don't leave me empty handed. But if you want to stay here, well, may you have happier hunting than I"
Anonymous
isBcC
?
No.12727
12731
>>12724
Uhhhh
Trollestia, meet me in the city
>teleports behind Krak
Nothing Personal kid
>knocks him the fuck out
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12728
12729 12731
>>12726
[consoling pony noises]
*follows closely*
Prick. I wanted to kill something tonight.
Anonymous
x/IL/
?
No.12729
12730
>>12728
And I wanted to sign a contract tonight. What did you want to kill?
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12730
>>12729
>What did you want to kill?
Anything.
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12731
12732 12734
>>12726
Whisper whisper
ASK THE PONY
>>12727
Uh, no. You're unaware of Korak's current location (necessary for teleport) and even if you were it wouldn't play out that way.
>>12728
You'll get your chance soon.

Trollestia continues stomping on the chains and hardware. She's making slow progress, but it will take her some time to break through. As she does so, movement can be heard on the deck, slowly making its way toward the stairs.
Anonymous
IOoaI
?
No.12732
12733
>>12731
As in tonight? My character has hit a dead end
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12733
12735 12736
>>12732
>irritated shuffling intensifies
You should really ask the pony. Maybe she stumbled across a treasure trove in one of her new pockets or something,....
Anonymous
isBcC
?
No.12734
12739
>>12731
I still can't think of a good meme for this

Anonymous
IOoaI
?
No.12735
12737 12738
>>12733
Alright then,

"Did you find anything of use Tracy?"
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12736
12739
>>12733
*looks at bag and remember's Thez's loot, but also knows she'd have to figure out how to make the unicorn disappear*
Anonymous
IOoaI
?
No.12737
12738 12748
>>12735
Trump goes in to kiss Tracy regardless. This time, he is not cut off. There is no guest to offend
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12738
12747
>>12735
".... I... I have assets.. What's mine is-"
>>12737
[passionate french-kissing pony noises]
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12739
12740
>>12736
"That's more than loot! That's my private stash! Its the FINEST!!" Indignantly.
>>12734
If I were you, this is what I'd go with. https://youtu.be/uttV1VZUgQQ
Anonymous
isBcC
?
No.12740
12742 12743
>>12739
Ugh I'm retarded
Music starts playing
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12741
Yes, that is directed both at Torcuil (in immediate context), and also directed from Torcuil to Trollestia.
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12742
12744
>>12740
Splendid! (All that one took was a websearch. e_O)
With a flash of magic, the chains binding the elves shatter. They look at Torcuil and then at Trollestia (with whom they can intuitively communicate). She gives them a confident nod, and they begin climbing to their feet.
As this happens, the wrecked door is suddenly burst more open by a pair of well-dressed pirates.
"Oi, what're you about?" one says as both draw swords.
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12743
>>12740
Don't forget the shield bracers
Anonymous
isBcC
?
No.12744
12745
>>12742
Apparently, love...
>something about two seamen, navy is gay, that shit
And now, Lightning out of Torcs arse

Anonymous
isBcC
?
No.12745
12746
Spoilered
>>12744
Image didnt attach
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12746
12750
>>12745
A bolt of lightning shoots from Torcuil's fingers, dropping both pirates in a heap. The below-deck is clear, as most of the crew is engaged in revelry in town. Trollestia stands behind, while the elves are waiting in fear behind.
Anonymous
IOoaI
?
No.12747
12751 12752 12785
>>12738
By the way Tracy, feel free to ignore all of this is you want to bolt out and do your own thing. My character is firmly done with pirates for the night
"Don't worry about it. We'll get it later. Bastard won't accept any money accept hard coin so unless you have 30 pounds of metal on you it won't be of any use until tomorrow anyways"

But Trump doesn't really feel interested in talking, since there are better things to do with his mouth. He continues kissing her, and starts to walk down the stairs, and to the apartment tower only a few blocks away. he carries Tracy with a hand on her rump and another wrapped around her back.

He goes to the penthouse of the tower and looks out on the lit ships coming into the harbor, which are visible from the completely dark room. The Penthouse is now a sort of symbol, representing that he did not get what he wanted, but he kept what he already had. He feels up and down Tracy, appreciating her mane and pony body.

He takes her to a bed and lays her upon it. There are no lights on inside, nor are any blinds closed. The only light comes from the city below and the ships in harbor, leaving the room dark. Trump has sex with her as a man properly loves a mare, before laying down to go to sleep holding Tracy

Actually Tracy, you can probably also leave an hour after this point. Trump won't really care
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12748
12749
>>12737
*grasps the back of your head and moans*
Anonymous
IOoaI
?
No.12749
>>12748
Reeee! I did write that out as "lays her on her back." I had intended to say "Lays her on her stomach," which is a more natural position for a horse, although actually less intimate since there is no face to face contact
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.12750
12753
>>12746
Follow me
>walks slowly onto deck
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12751
12758
>>12747
Well while you're doing that (you're unaware, but I'm filling in) Torcuil has just liberated a dozen or so slaves and has taken the lower deck of the Cunt.
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.12752
12758
>>12747
.... Well, that happened.
>you can probably also leave an hour after this point.
But she WOULDN'T. She's too dazed and put at peace by what just happened. She'd lay by you all night long, nestled next to you.

.....
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12753
12755
>>12750
As Torcuil emerges from below, a trio of pirates from the perimeter of the ship become alarmed,
"Oi!", "You there!", "Stop right there!", and all three draw swords. Trollestia is at your rear.
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12754
All 3 are out of range, and closing. No one can attack, but Torcuil has magic. Meme, good sir?
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
?
No.12755
>>12753
Couldn't their combined powers teleport all the slaves to a safe location?
Anonymous
isBcC
?
No.12756
12757 12759
>shield bracers
Hey, nice swords, though I think your friends may want to see it
>torc uses magno rod to fling a sword threw an eye of each pirate
KJfGq
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No.12757
[6d20 = 48]
>>12756

Anonymous
IOoaI
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No.12758
12760 12765
>>12752
Kek, sorry to fuck you out of an adventure
>>12751
Where is the Cunt parked exactly? If it's docked in just the wrong place, the Harbor may be liable for damages, and they'd have to pay for the value of the lost goods. If it's moored off shore, then he's just going to have to take the loss. Either way, Trump is going to personally lead a team of blood hounds to look for one of the missing slaves as soon as he hears about it
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12759
12764
>>12756
The move removes the blades of all three, but only one blade connects.
There are two disarmed pirates still advancing, one pulling a dagger and another moving over toward a cannon.
"This'll teach ye to fuck with us."
As dagger pirate closes, Torcuil gets an attack of opportunity.
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12760
12761 12762
>>12758
e_e lame
Anonymous
IOoaI
?
No.12761
12763
>>12760
Have I not indicated that the pirates brought out the worst in him?
Anonymous
IOoaI
?
No.12762
>>12760
I never said he'd return her to him.
Anonymous
KJfGq
?
No.12763
>>12761
Not overtly that I'm aware of. Noted tho
Anonymous
isBcC
?
No.12764
12766 12769
>>12759
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
Baseball time?
>swing staff like a bat at the closest one