This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>12611I expressed in Make Port Barry Great Again Part 2 that trump aquired three ships.
okay, no, I did not say they were Clippers, which would probably be more expensive than regular ships, but they are faster, so it's not insane that Trump would get them. Also it's not inconceivable that Trump doesn't own one, and is doing a contractual slight of hand to sell a ship he doesn't own, then buy or trade for one and deliver it >>12613>this kike thinks he has a crack at herHe's going to regret trying.... poor fella'
>>12613*still dazzled by his suits, his reception to Football, and the unicorn*
"Huh"
>>12614>selling a ship he doesn't ownUNLAWFUL
>>12615Probably, but thats his character
>>12616"Nevermind. I'll leave you to your,... what was the term?,... wifooo?"
"Meanwhile, since ye like horses (no bully, he's an equal opportunist) let me show ye MINE"
Slovakia (easy name) is very much as you would expect from the pics. White coat, pink mane, fleur-de-lis'es for the CM, and a look of utter disdain and contempt on her face. She has nothing to say if and when you approach.
>>12618REEEEEE!!! Are there ANY likable horses in this dimension. Goddamn itOkay, is Slovakia the Slovenien unicorn in question, or is this a different unicorn?
>>12617No no, it's just the precise enough timing of the exchange of contracts
okay yeah, it's probably illegal >>12618Puts arms around any nearby pony
At the same time, Ben runs up to Infernius.
"I was instructed to tell you that these pirates may have resources and abilities that might fit with your developin defense force."
A moment later, Ben prods Torcuil.
"My instructions suggest that you might find value in interacting with the pirates."
A moment later still, Ben sneaks up to Tracy.
"The message I've been given say that 'while Korak can be trusted to suit his own means - and that of the party if in mutual venture - his allegience is entirely to himself and his pirates. He WILL sacrifice characters if its in his best interes"
>>12619She's recently been slaved. Don't expect a warm reception.
>>12620[affectionate pony noises]
*hugs back*
>>12620>nearbyTrump puts his arms around Tracy, who experiences a rare and brief moment of warmth and bliss,
>>12625No, Slovakia and Troll are entirely different poners
>>12618looks at the pictures quickly, permanently burns the images in his mind, and then dismisses the images in s couple seconds
"that's great that you have a loving family like that. Hey, would you like to look at these pictures of the *unsold* penthouse if the luxury apartment building we just constructed. Easy access for wenches"
>>12627I mean his waifu and the one he talked about selling. Slovenia and Slovakia
>>12626Trump isn't letting go of her anytime soon
>>12628"I set aside the penthouse when I had it constructed. I figured someone important might come along and I'd want it for him. I had no idea the founder himself would show"
>>12629They're the same.
>>12628>loving familyThat's a captured slave, m8. She doesn't look like she wants to be here.
>>12628"Ah do like me wenches," he says, looking fully on pics.
>>12631I do love seeing Tracy like this. Just sayin'.
>>12629IDK there was a difference between slovakia and slovenia. Can I get a contrast?
>>12632"Yes! Good, butter him up! His weakness is vanity!" says an <ahem> voice who technically no one hears.
>>12631Trump runs one hand through her mane, and another hand along her body. As Tracy nuzzles, eyes closed, Trump starts to give a genuinely passionate kiss. After some seconds, Trump breaks away and looks back at his guest. "Sorry about that" and he seems to pull away, but keeps a hand in her hair and the other on her body when possible
>>12635*passionate shuddering*
[genuinely-happy pony noises]
>>12636Not what I meant, I was referring to poners. Is there a difference in poners. Also
>>12635>urge to cuddle intensifies>>12638Yeah, that
>>12634>>12633>they are the sameOkay, I wasn't sure, since trump asked earlier about the unicorn, if she was his waifu, and he responded as if she was not. So I was wondering if this waifu unicorn was a different one. I was confused
>that's a captured space mateTrump's desire to make allies wherever he can dampers his ability to discern this, and the pirate's sense of fashion has almost stupefied him. He doesn't realize he is keeping her as chattel
>>12639>Is there a difference in poners. Idk if he was referring to any actual poners, but Melania Trump is from Slovenia. Some may say she shares a few characteristics with Fleur-de-lis
>>12639I was asking if the pony he saw on the ship was the same one as the pirate claimed as his waifu
Trump says to him
"How would you like see the Penthouse? I haven't tested its maximum wench capacity, so if you want to bring a few up... The view from the panel glass windows is amazing. You can see the whole harbor, and the sails if the ships out at sea. It's beautiful watching the Indiamen come in, hull full of goods and wares, and leaving with goods. Even the new factories are beautiful - the smoke means money"
I'm back
>pulls cultry out of haggis
>>12643>cultry>*phases by at light speed and inserts three different types of cutlery into haggis, for that typo*>>12642*affectionate nuzzling resumes*
>>12644When he finishes saying that, he kisses Tracy directly again, then turns back to look at the dwarf
>>12640>a fucking white MAREKorak has no romantic designs for Slovenia (IIRC, Trump did say Slovenian)
but in a pinch wouldn't hesitate>>12641That makes layers of sense, TY
So in the continuing revelry, all parties can be said to reach something of,... not an agreement per say (no conditions) but a recognition of common interest, common drive mostly (he still hasn't seen Football), and common overall benefit to Barry and its people, No one seems to like the idea of innocents suffering, nor economic environments lacking or languishing.
>>12643Pulling cutlery out, somehow there is more cutlery. Its not damaging, but it does chafe.
>>12648MY CONSULING WORKS
>writes bookHow to ship an Edgelord and a Waifu-Stealer
-Torcuil
>>12645"Ye've got a <ahem> curious relationship with them there, them there"
"Me, I just let me and me mates fug 'em. I never thought about gettin' all lovey with 'em," he says, shaking his head
Assuming Torc is at the Cunt
I decide to invesgigate the ship
>if there are pirates I use invisability
>>12652Minimal pirates, invisibility is wise.
To what degree does Torcuil inspect the ship?
>>12647After further talking, hopefully the dwarf comes to the understanding that Trump lacks confidence that his team could successfully kill the sorcerer and the Terrasque at the sane time any time soon, and is looking to delay such a battle until later when they have more experience and resources.
Trump showers the dwarf in images of his various possessions - ships, buildings, apartments - and takes him to see them where he is amenable. In every instance, every single instance, Tump says something along the lines of "would you like to buy this?"
At no point does he let go of Tracy, even if he almost never looks at her and keeps his eyes on the dwarf. Tracy's nuzzles are met with passionate kisses that have a romantic intent behind them. Trump generally cuts away from the kisses for fear of offending his guest
>>12651"Any chance you'd like to exchange any of your horses? We have a mare in the stable. Copper. Good riding mare. Could even carry that Nazi guy from earlier"
>>12655*is dizzy with passion, but still listens for ways to infiltrate the tower*
>>12656Copper was never revived. GM just wanted to develop Ponimaru. >>12657REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what tower? >>12658The tower where the sorcerer lives.
>>12656Uh, the copper mare is all kinds of dead. Not infringing on ur negotiating, but that one is an old blood-splotch.
>>12655No bully, "there hasn't been anyone prepared to take on the emperor
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
for friggin' forever.
>>12656As for the unicorn, I suppose I could consider a barter/purchase."
>>12654The cargo area is mostly barren, as the goods have been transferred off ship. There is a heavy door at the end of the hold, with an extensive lock that is beyond Torcuil's abilities.
>>12660Tracy employ all of her detection abilities to try to find more info about the location and structure of the Nerd's tower.
>>12661Well, I meant you can't pick it. You are a magician though.
>>12662That info is readily available. The tower (more of a spire really) is surrounded by a city, and situates about 12 mi north of Cardashil. Its an extremely reclusive community of wealth and status that keeps to its self, offering no exports but importing to a great degree.
>>12661That'll work too. The barred door turns into styrofoam
