This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>12313Cease your Black Knighting
>>12316>>12315Stand aside worthy advisary!
>>12317peach rings truly a yuge boost to any day.
So as Sechs and civvy run off, Tracy notices that an enormous ship that wasn't there before is now parked at the dock. Civvies crowd the area with shouts and cheers, as some well-dressed pirates make their way from the ship.
The pirates, who are quite popular with the locals, begin the unloading of crates and chests, while interacting with whomever approaches. Hugs are exchanged, laughter and stories (and the promise of more) fill the air. Quietly amidst this procession, a extremely posh Dwarf places his foot on the ship's rail. A chorus of cheers rise from the civilians, followed by a growing chant of "Korak! Korak! KORAK! KORAK!!!" ending in an even greater cheer.
The dwarf raises his hand wordlessly, and the crowd subsides. He looks out at the city, with signs of the recent seige still apparent.
His eyes fix on Sechs, who he immediately demands. "Explain this shit."
Sechs then goes into quick rundown on all that has happened to Port Barry. From the Rats infestation, to the party's arrival, to the first Soros fight, then the second, the rebuilding, Football, the stadium and other buildings, Football,....
The dwarf listens intently without blinking.
>>12329Nice flag
I'm assuming Torc is with the rest of the party
>>12328I would imagine that you would be making your way to the docks, given that as word of the Ridiculous Cunt returning (ship's name) spreads.
>>12331You just teleported in, so yeah. Its non-consequential, so I'm assuming everyone is closely in the area to witness.
>>12332REEEEE! I have to change back into a business suit*Comes in in a blaze of glory riding atop a majestic Gold Dragonne. Or teleporting in, one of the two*
>>12335oy vey goyim did you just assume my geographical location?
>>12337Yes, you male cis white jew
>>12337I'd say you're in the surroundings. You can be elsewhere if you want, but its simpler to just go with it.
>>12336As Sechs completes his story (almost like it was timed) Trump comes riding in on Fae, the very symbol of glory, heroism, and majesty.
"I take it you're this Trump fella." The dwarf says as you approach.
He continues:
"The word is you and your friends have done a great deal of service and activity in and about the Port. Sechs said plenty of good things about you, and I'm curious. Why?"
>>12340i grapple up to a rook overlooking the boat and crowd.
>>12339Have you seen Trump Jr's wife?
Trump thinks for a moment. He can tell this dwarf is no slouch, and by his appearance and accoutrements, is distinguished and powerful. He clearly has something to do with the port, but doesn't know what all this means yet.
>>12344Uh, Tracy? Hasn't posted for a minute
>>12341"I am indeed he. I'm cannot speak to everyone's motives, but I do it because I live to serve, nation and Football. The people of Port Barry have taken us as their protectors. To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?"
>>12309Wtf happened while I was eating?
>>12346No, she said either White or Jew, not both
I was proiing her wrong
>>12348Its been cinematic, no worries.
>>12347He tilts his head. He's a dwarf (so he's short), but is the most well-dressed and and aesthetic dwarf you've ever seen. He's dressed in a shiny suit (literally, 18th century style, double breasted) with dark pinstripes. He wears a neat bowler hat, his hands are perched atop a swank-ass cane, and he wears a fluffy black cape.
"Coinan. Korak Coinan, captain of the Ridiculous Cunt, and founder of Port Barry."
His beard is neat and well cared for, resembling the curls of Rarity's mane.
>>12321>>12325>>12329>>12332Yes, in stealth of course.
>>12340*glares daggers at Fae*
>>12351*Trumpaladin is impressed by his attire*
"It is very much a pleasure to meet you. I am very fond of this city you founded."
Looks out at the city
"I hope you don't mind the changes we've made"
(Please note the street layout and architecture should be visibly different)
Korak glances at the stadium, then back at Trump.
"What is Football?"
*crawls closer, slowly in stealth*
"Wait a second,... is that a blue pony?" He says, his eyes immediately swiveling toward Tracy. "Them there fetch a high price."
>>12358REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH STEALTH
Well, I guess the pony's pout of the bag now..
*stands up and glares*
"I'm not for sale."
>>12360"Many have said that to me before. This one here, for example," he says gesturing to some of the pirates, who lead the Slovakian Unicorn up onto the deck. "I'm not one for asking permission."
>>12355"I have so much to tell you. But if I had to distill it into a single thing, it would be the feeling of being at home where you belong - of belonging to a larger group, and taking its fortunes as your own"
*in the distance, an Eagle caws*
>>12358"That's Trixie. At least I think that is the name of the blue coated pony with a light blue mane. She hasn't been broken, so I don't think you'd want to buy her"
