This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>12405>>12407>>12410Don't kill him until we know we can do so without a general revolt. He's popular. The people love them. I've spent too damn long trying to make these people love me
When we can do so safely, then we kill him, take his stuff, and any foreign lands he owns as colonies
>>12408Stop calling her Trixie, you're hurting her feelings
>Her entire meme used to be killing people for calling her fluttershy>>12410This has to count as ability drain for kikes.
>>12407Korak parries the dagger with his pistol.
"Yer loss mate!" he shouts at Torcuil, while performing an elaborate parry against Trump's attack.
"Aye! This is magnificent All of ye, come at me then!" he taunts, seeming to enjoy all this. He foregoes any attacks and steps back out of range in a dueling pose.
>>12410Ur sack already regenerated.
>>12415Circumcisions are for forskins: all Jews cut off their foreskins to gain Jew powers.
>>12415"Just who exactly are you, why are you here, where are you from, and what is you business?"
>>12414He's being elusively in character, Tracy understands that he's keeping her anonymous.
>>12413As more of the well dressed pirates circle around, you rethink the wisdom of that course of action. Strangely, their faces are not conflicted, they're quite enjoying this and don't seem to see it as a deadly confrontation.
>>12415I make my dagger into a full claymore
>>12414ITS TO PROTECT YOU
>>12420WAIT
Cancel that shit, I'm retarded
Teleport ~20 feet away
Steal pistol with Magno-rod
"I'm the captain now"
>>12416e_e It has no effect.
>>12418"I built this town," he says, flicking his hand for a moment. "I gathered the people here" he levels the sword at Torcuil (who is closest) on whom he unleashes another gust (torcuil is kinda stunned, unless he wants to retreat)l, "Defended it," he tosses his cane aside and now stands facing Trump, both hands holding pistols. "And now I'm wonderin' what YER business is. Ye never answered me question about Football, not to me satisfaction anyhow."
[2d20 = 34]>>12413[murderous pony noises]
*lunge up through dock in sneak attack with a Psionic surge and sodomize him with a lightning Javelin*
>>12421Good move, pistols stolen.
"Wha?"
>>12423This was directed towards Korak, btw...
[1d20 = 6]>>12419"I see what's going on" he says, like the WWE champion he is
>>12422With one attack slot, I should have two, cast smite evil, with the other, attack him with Vanderium
[3d6 = 7]>>12423Works for me.
Tracy erupts from a now hole in the dock, launching a javelin of lightning at him. It doesn't hit squarely, but he feels it
>>12430Does the electrocution promote an opportunity attack?
>Pants sizzled off*dual wield*
Castrate him with one kunai and shove another into his haggis
>>12426Kek, fail. He's remarkably limber for an otherwise tight stanced dwarf.
>>12427Are you shooting, cuz that was a meme
>>12428Duh
>>12429Except attacks are not exchangeable for spells. You can get one 'normal' spell and (if applicable) one instant spell per round, no more. You get 3 attacks, but if you cast you don't get any.
>>12433Oh dear.
>>12432Can any of us preform necromancy or bringing faggots back to life?
>>12434Eh, I'll shoot a kneecap
>>12433The saddest part is, I meant to roll two die...
[3d20 = 31]>>12434Then Attack, Attack, Attack
should that be a ten or a twenty die? [2d20 = 27]>>12437Torcuil fires with both pistols.
At the same time Trump unleashes a combo.
"Bees" Korak says, a hexagonal shield of yellow force appearing in front of his left hand.
[1d100 = 22]>>12440You have no idea. Thez has a hard time hitting his slippery ass, even when she's not holding back.
Both of Torcuil's shots ping off the shield, while Trump misses (dodge), misses (dodge), and with a great cry from Vandereim, hits so squarely that Korak may lose an arm
>>12446I don't know when my turn is, but with my next attack, I cast DISPEL MAGIC against the Bees
Do I need to roll? I guess my attack failed?
When can I move again?
>>12445Tracy last zapped him with lightning. No need for the next move, the fight is over now.
Trump's swing very neatly lops off Korak's hand just above the cufflink. He looks down at it in shock, then at the party surging in against him.
"Alright, I give. You look soft, but you're a bunch of salty fucks, I'll give ya that."
As more attacks come in at him, he blurs off to the side (magic item).
"Sechs, see that they're tended to, and snatch up me hand. I wanna have a long talk with 'em."
He turns toward the pirates.
"Now don't give me that look, there were four of 'em!" and to this, the pirates raise a cheer.
>>12449>puts guns in kilt cloakSo what do we do with this faggot?
[2d20 = 14]>>12449Appraise magic item
Also, pickpocket whatever I can from him before he leaves
He swivels his eyes to Trump. "I take it then that ye are the leader of this bunch."
>>12449Okay, scratch
>>12447>>12453"You might say that. What is you purpose here?"
>>12453has tourcil disarmed him?Issue some form of "hold your fire" to Tracy
>>12449i cast cure moderate wounds.
>>12454"I told ye, I built this place, I'm the leader of this Port. I'LL BE HAVING THOSE BACK THANK YE" he yells at Torcuil.
"Anyway, I've been away at sea for months. Upon my return, I see the port has been a wee mangled, fixed up, and there be some shiny arseholes doin my job. I suppose I owe ye one for that." he looks at his hand. "But methinks that debt has been paid. By the way, you could have avoided all this by admitting the blue one is one of yer's. She's mighty fine though," he says with a lewd grin.
>>12459the pirate thats bleeding
>>12458The sword, which had been retrieved by one of the pirates, begins to levatate, carrying the pirate with him. Korak looks at the pirate, scans around to look at Torcuil. "Alright, enough of that."
