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New Nuts
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12256
This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
979 replies and 62 files omitted.
isBcC
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No.12970
12974
[1d50 = 44]
>>12969
I summon an army of skeletons by the pirates
Rolling 1-50 for size
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.12971
12972
>>12969
Are there any items of interest around the loot? Weapons? Magic items?
Gather up most interesting items, and cautiously make for the door. (Can rogues set traps on doors).
As she leaves, she looks a bit more closely at the giant tree, and then searches for more tracks or other signs of activity.
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12972
12973
>>12971
No items or weapons, this is pure and neatly categorized loot.
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.12973
12977
>>12972
Alright, take note of it and leave the den.
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12974
12975
>>12970
Please clarify, was the sonic blast an attempt to summon skeletons, or are you now attempting to summon skeletons?
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.12975
12976
ed4.png
>>12974
Why not both?
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12976
12978
>>12975
kek
Okay. Well in response to the sound blast, Korak swabs his ear with his pinky, places his sword against a post on the dock, and flaps his cape producing a scintillating spiral of colors across its surface giving his body below the neck concealment.
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.12977
12984
>>12973
What does Tracy see when she leaves the stash?
Also, g2g for about an hour.
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.12978
12979
>>12976
T> I gues you should quit while.......

You're ahead
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12979
12980
>>12978
I'm having difficulty with your request. By my estimation, summoning skeletons would be comparable to summoning a monster, and I'm breaking down the number that would result. It wouldn't be 44. I'm thinking more like 18
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.12980
12981
>>12979
That works too

How does he respond to my pun?
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12981
12982
>>12980
Went right over his/my head tbh
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.12982
12983
>>12981
>concealment below the neck
KJfGq
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No.12983
[2d20 = 27]
>>12982
Oh. Right, my bad.
So Torcuil summons 1.5 dozen skeletons into the midst of the pirates, and a chaotic melee breaks out. As Torcuil does this <BANG, BANG> Korak fires two shots, blowing his cape open.
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.12984
>>12977
Back now.
KJfGq
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No.12985
12986
[14d6+4 = 59]
Oooh, that hurt. Torcuil takes both shots to the chest.
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.12986
>>12985
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AN YOURE TO BLAME BABY YOU GAVE LOVE
A BAD NAME
Spams:
>I need healing
hkela
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No.12987
12994
[2d20 = 20]
May as well do a Spot and Listen check to detect nearby entities upon leaving the door.
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12988
Torcuil slumps a bit from the strike, and Trollestia moves to support.
T> Cast Divine Power
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12989
12991
T> He will not kill the elves, they are his merchandise. Get on or fly, we must escape.
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12990
Korak easily makes short work out of several skeletons immediately around him.
K> What's the matter lad? Having second thoughts?
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.12991
12992
>>12989
"Tell them that we'll come back
Then go to the stables.
I'll meet you there"
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12992
12993
>>12991
T> No, you are wounded. I'll cover your retreat. When you are clear, I will join you.
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.12993
12995
>>12992
Torc turns an edge growing in voice
"Go...
NOW"
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12994
12997
>>12987
Nope, the jibbers are successfully btfo, and the rats are in a totally different area right now.
KJfGq
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No.12995
[8d20 = 66]
>>12993
T> I will go, but I'm not leaving. She charges through the air and barrels into the pirates.
T> Charging Overrun
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12996
13000
As she charges through, she sends 4 pirates falling into the water. As she does, Korak turns his attention to her and away from Torcuil.
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.12997
12998
>>12994
What about the shop-keeping faggot who misled her?
*Covers trapdoor with earth and leafs*
*pees all over it so that she can Track the Scent of anyone who tampers with it*
*returns back down the path she came, in stealth*
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.12998
>>12997
>pee
Good idea!
There is no evidence that the shopkeeper has gone anywhere, though his store is closed for the night.

Anonymous
x/IL/
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No.12999
13002 13008
I'll see if I can come in for something
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.13000
13001 13002
>>12996
"She listens worse than my wife"
>Torc flys back to the tower
KJfGq
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No.13001
13009
[2d20 = 13]
>>13000
Splendid, she won't have to fly in circles keeping them distracted.
Well behind him, Torcuil sees Troll in pursuit.
Korak fires of another two shots
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.13002
13004 13007
Well, since Trumpaladin's faggot isn't here to accommodate Tracy reporting back, Tracy continues to look for clues about the shopkeep and the-
>>12999
Aaaannd there he is.

Tracy dligently hurries back to whereverthefuck Trumpaladin is.

>>13000
>30+ virgin wizard
>wife
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.13003
One shot grazes Troll's side, but neither scores a direct hit and both of you are quickly out of range, returning to the tower.
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.13004
13005
>>13002
Did....
Did you not read the autistic backstory?
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.13005
>>13004
I thought I did. Sorry.
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.13006
Tracy hurries back to Port Barry to find Trumpaladin.
Anonymous
x/IL/
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No.13007
13014
>>13002
Regardless of what Tracy told Trump earlier, and regardless of whether that guy would have given him money, I'm going to say that Trump discovered he could not, as a matter of fact, cancel the appointments he had for the day, and was consumed for three hours.
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.13008
13011 13013
>>12999
After a brief sleep, Trump awakes to find that there is a large crowd with torches gathered outside the pirate ship. In fact, he wakes just in time to see two figures fly off, one unmistakably being Trollestia.
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.13009
13010
>>13001
>assuming we are back at the tower
You okay?
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.13010
13012 13013
>>13009
T>I'm merely scratched. You, get in the entertron, those shots almost killed you
They seriously almost killed you.
Anonymous
x/IL/
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No.13011
13018 13050
>>13008
Use all diplomacy and ask what the hell is going on
Anonymous
x/IL/
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No.13012
>>13010
>these shots almost killed you
I dint know who the hell these people are, but I am finding them, and I am recruiting them into my army
Anonymous
isBcC
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No.13013
13016
>>13010
>my autistic rpg-ing could have ended
Glad it d...
>>13008
Fuck

Whats an entertron?
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.13014
13015
>>13007
*returns*
>*humps leg*
"~Flashy?
Anonymous
x/IL/
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No.13015
13017
>>13014
"Gah!"
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.13016
13020
>>13013
T> Its the booth down in the infirmary, next to the forges. Go make a phone call!
Mrs. Sentry
hkela
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No.13017
13023
I wish I didn't have so much fucking work to do...
>>13015
*leg-humping intensifies* (she's waiting for a response)
Anonymous
KJfGq
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No.13018
13019
>>13011
So, are you leaving the apartment then?
Anonymous
x/IL/
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No.13019
13022
>>13018
GM, please tell me the timeline. As I understood it, Trump and Tracy did their thing, then went to the apartment. Both slept while tourcil and trollestia did their thing. Trump would not leave on his own nor would Tracy without some city official or so one contacting them. Then, the next morning, Trump and Tracy do their thing. Tracy finds treasure, and Trump is busy, but Tracy comes back