This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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[1d20 = 19]>>12764Now we're on the same page
>tfw when I hear the song whistled from the next room after playing [1d20 = 2]
<CRACK> the dagger pirate takes a staff straight to the face. Meanwhile, Trollestia advances on the cannon pirate.
[3d20 = 22]
Dagger reels, but he's not down yet.
Initiative roll, 1st 2 are Torc and Troll
>>12764>Not posting a pony versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVKxtIvjLJohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mPaMcWjC1ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqdxrAXFmCU>>12765I wasn't intending to, I just had a very clear Idea of what I wanted to do with my character tonight, and that happened to conclude at the same time Tourcil was busy fucking over the entire party by unnecessarily starting a war with a very important ally when the same result could have been achieved by peaceful means
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T> Holy smite
Torcuil's move?
>>12769You can go suck an ass
10 bucks says this dude would steal your wif if we left him be
[2d20 = 6]>>12771Alright, but since not a meme, I'm assuming ur using the staff.
>fires fireballIts enough to blast the cannon pirate away overboard, but the dagger pirate attacks.
>>12769That's fine.. it brings my character closer to her goal.
>*guiltily peeks at flowcharts*Yep, she's completely moonstruck: no assassination tonight.. Right now, she's snuggled up close next to Trumpaladin, her blue chest rising and falling and her little hooves twitching at nothing, as she has sweet dreams about stabbing.......
[5d8 = 19]
[2d8 = 10]
Awww. With a whish whish, dagger pirate fails to land a solid hit at all. And then Troll smites him.
Yeah, he's down. The ship is now under Torcuil's tartan command. Noises can be heard from the city as the commotion is obvious, but for the moment the scene is clear. Some of the elves make their way topdeck and start to mill around.
>>12777YOU ARE A PIRATE
>adds it to list of Torc's traitsUh, Trollestia, whatvar the elves saying?
>>12778"I don't know their dialect, but empathically I can tell that they are confused. Hopeful, but confused. They are emboldened by your actions, but have seen suffering for so long that they are not ready to fight. At best, they may be a distraction."
>>12779Can you get them out of here before the reinforcements arrive?
>>12780"Doubtful. I can't convey to them much, though I can probably keep them out of harm's way."
Shouts of alarm draw closer.
Meanwhile in the Rusty Duck (where all the revelry is occurring) a pirate runs up to Korak and whispers in his ear. His face grows sour.
>>12782Too late, teleport oo the stables?
>>12747This is what you're doing? Well, at least you're not surrounded or in jeopardy.
Tracy is resting happily and peacefully, completely contempt.
I think I'll lurk for a bit more, and go to but unless I see any reason not to. It's 1:00 AM anyway.
>>12784You could with just the two of you, but that would leave the elves to themselves. You could, a prison break is a plausible scenario to bluff your way through. Your choice.
>>12774>A little blue pony stabs at the air while sleepingThat is a strangely adorable thought. I'm glad someone won from that interaction, because without a contract signed it's the perfect "and no one got laid" kind of ending.
>>12785If the pirate is too smart to fall for the Paper Money Meme, then yeah, I don't have any choice. Stealing the unicorn would have been too likely to start shit that Trump wouldn't want, and he also wasn't going to sell Tracy.
>>12777>>12776>Tourcil killed someone to free the immigrant laborersWe will all suffer for that tomorrow, won't we?
>>12790That will prevent any others from boarding. Without innovation, the pirates now lack the means to re-board.
>>12791Its fine, but from Trump apts you notice a few flashes from the docks.
>>12792Tomorrow?
Actually, tomorrow is a good point. If anyone wants to adjourn, this is a good place.
The Cunt is largely blocked, since Torcuil destroyed the ramp to the docks. All on-board pirates are either down or displaced (there's one in the water still) but the ship is clear.
Korak has been notified that there's trouble, but he doesn't know the nature or cause. He's en route to the Cunt in a foul mood. Trump sees that there's a commotion at the docks, but can't yet be sure of the cause or nature.
>>12792Hey, your horse is free now
>>12795Works for me,
Night anons
>>12795Tracy is completely moonstruck for the night and is unable (or just unwilling) to give a fuck about anything outside the room anymore, so I guess I'll go to bed and have her figure out how to kill the nerd tomorrow.
>>12793The pirates are still in town. You can bet your ass they'll cause hell when the rest of them figure out what happened on the ship
>>12793Haha, nope. Trump is still pissed at the lack of contract
>>12795Trump sees nothing. If he hears anything, it's "tomorrow's problem"
>>12796The entire police force will out to find her, don't you worry
>>12797Dude, that's a project that is not going to be completed in a day. That's the biggest boss of the whole game.
>>12796>free hoersNot yet, Korak still owns her
>>12797Understandably so
>>12799Yeah. I was gonna say "George is bigger", but George isn't riding the Terrasque. Kefka is bigger.
So as this session concludes (WTF happened to Infernius BTW?) night has descended on Port Barry. The pirates have settled in (mostly) to their revelry and are only gradually stirring in response to word that something is amiss. Those that can/do respond are moderately intoxicated, and entirely unfocused. Torcuil has commandeered the Cunt, with Trollestia in support, with a dozen or so elven slaves in rags milling about frightened.
>>12801>korak still owns herREEEEEEEE
>>12802>moderately intoxicatedHaha, no. In Trumpaladin's (FAILED) single-minded quest to waifu the unicorn, he made damned sure that every single pirate was fully alcoholed and wenched up over the course of the banquet, probably contracting hundreds or more of shekels in debt to pay for it. They should all be severely intoxicated, and probably too hungover to respond immediately in the morning
Autistic thoughtbubble before I go to bed.
Couldn't Tracy, with Etherealness, fly inside of some organ-chamber of the Tarrasque, become material again, unsheathe 3 poisoned blades, and just mince its haggis from the inside out, before it even knows what's happening?
>>12805Just let it swallow you whole, if you're doing weird shit
>>12806Swallowing whole is one of its main attacks: it wouldn't be vulnerable through that opening.
Now, if it's rear end were to suddenly become filled with poisoned blades and explosives....
>>12807Ah, wait, regeneration... Could work if the attacks were held constant though.
It's a thought though: having it die from massive anal hemorrhaging.
Autistic thoughtbubble ended.
Seriously though., could an ethereal entity just phase inside of a giant monster's brain and wreak havoc?
>>12805"Yessss!"
That is in fact the imminent strategy for killing the Terrasque. Thez is proud.
>>12806This one leads to the previous.
>>12807Maybe not normally, but holes can be cut.
>>12808That wouldn't work. It regenerates at a crazy rate, and has a significant damage reduction. It won't bleed out, it needs direct damage.
>>12809One can't phase in, there are rules against that which I agree with.
I did say ppl r gonna get eated didn't I?
>>12809See pic related. Given the importance of the Terrasque to the overall narative, I don't believe it will be the next quest
>>12810God fucking damn it
>>12812No sleep. I'll answer, but not for a while after you've long lost consciousness.
>If you end a spell and come material while inside a material object (such as a solid wall {or a monster's intestinal tract}), you are shunted off to the nearest open space and take 1d6 points of damage per 5' of {requisite} travel.
Upon further thought, Tourcil did good. That pirate can gets his ship back once he agrees to free his captives and to fight to for us. All pirate should be disabled either on the ship or by drunkenness in town
>>12816These pirates are more disciplined than that, but you've nailed a salient and significant point (unintentionally)
