This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>13070Trump is now worried and forces Tracy to look directly at him, with his hands if necessary
"What are you implying by 'before someone else finds it'?"
GM, is Trumpaladin seeing people with torches coming to the apartment building? What does he see out the window exactly?
>>13072"Well, it's a giant hoard of gold just sitting out there in the forest. If anyone else knew about it, they'd probably help themselves to it, wouldn't they?"
>>13073Pirates with torches, headed toward the apartment building.
>>13068>>13076i try and intercept them to see what they want.
>>13077Where are you? Last I checked, you passed out at the Rusty Duck party
>>13079they enslaved eleves not niggers(who arent human btw)
>>13080Well, knife-ears aren't human either, but I get your point.
>>13074Trump is briefly curious as to why Tracy did not immediately produce a coin or something other to prove it, but he figured that if she was lying, he could just get pissed at her later
"Very good little pony!"
Starts petting her and reciprocates any affection she shows him - he nuzzles back, rubs back, kisses back, or humps back
Trump figures he should buy her something. What would Tracy even want? Uh, a dead bird? She likes cutlery. Maybe give her s knife from the kitchen. No, she knows knives. That would just insult her. She wears a dog collar. Maybe she wants a new dog collar? Gold and platinum studded in jewels? Then she'd look like some rich guys trophy wife. Is that what she wants? I'm sure she likes her black, maybe she's sentiminel, maybe something something jewels are too reflective, mess up my stealth something something. Eh, she seems to like him, so maybe she'd like a collar that creams TRUMPALADIN. Anyways, a note to gift her something
>>13082I'd have you waking up at the Rusty Duck, finding the place empty with a few pirates passed out around you. It wouldn't take but a few questions to the servers cleaning up to find that one of ur folk looks like he attacked the pirate ship and tried to steal precious cargo from Korak and co. You might have a fight on your hands.
>>13076Well fuck. Happy moment is over. Get dressed, and head off Pirates.
>>13084i rush to the tower fearing the worst.
So what happens in the booth?
>>13086you're alive!
>>13087you pissed off the pirates i see.
>>13083>What would Tracy even want?>implying materialistic desiresRIDE HER. She didn't have that golden-silk saddle made for no reason.
Collar could work, I guess. >>13091i thought it was be me honestly, thanks for picking up the slack.
>kill all slavers
If you people gotta make yourself feel good and free all slaves, why can't you just do it the way the British did? The British paid slave owners and freed the spaces. No four year civil war. No violent revolution where the entire white population was exterminated. They just paid to have them freed and no violence.
These Pirates were and still could be useful allies. We can negotiate freedom or free the elves some other way than by killing everyone
>>13093They're chaotic aligned: They wouldn't go through that papery stuff.
>>13095There's one guy who knows much about the wizard guy and that's Korak, and we're not going to fuck it up because of some fucking non-human elves
>>13093But killing them means they can't take Tracy
>>13095Oh, and that
>>13093dude these arent "Caribbean pirates" theyre real pirates thyre brutal they dont negotiate usally.
>>13083>>13090I'd recommend a not-shiny blackened "Trump tag" (or perhaps just a T) to attach TO her collar,... but that's just a random suggestion.
>>13091>>13092One or the other, it was kinda inevitable given the character's proclivities.
>>13094Trollestia is near the entrance, narrow-eyed and scanning for information.
T> Your friends are soon to bear the consequences of your(our) actions. You saw how easily Korak took ownership of the last scene, do you think your friends will fare better?
>>13097Meta, but you underestimate Tracy. Even if they did capture her, she has plenty of skills by which to make like the A team
>>13097Oh they are not taking Tracy
>>13098They were negotiating last night. They just wanted money and we needed leverage. Now we have possession of their wares, so let's drive a hard bargain
>>13097>take TracyBy the time she was done with them, they'd be begging her to let them free.
>>13099Do Tracy and Trump have a moment or fo they need to go try to calm down Korak and the like?
and hand over the goddamn unicorn >>13099T> I'm not losing anyone else
I'mooing down there to help
>>13104*I'm going
Torc gets his shit ready to leave
>>13103A couple responses. They still have a moment or two before the mob reaches their door. Also, aside from Trollestia the party hasn't taken Slovenia, and the elves are still being held (resecured) on the ship. Technically (aside from several individual pirates who, for all intents and purposes are real and friends/allies with other living pirates so there is bad blood) there has been no loss of merch for them and no gain for the party.
>>13105Troll> May I ask why you care?
>>13107Torc> Because,
I got them into this mess
And I need to finish what I started.
Besides, they're friends. can't let them die
>>13108T> I meant about the slaves. I have my own reasons, but why did you so readily jump in to help them?
>>13109T> Reminded me of my own people when the leftists took over.
I oon't wan to see anyone else suffer like that
>>13107>tourcil fucked everything up and didn't even free any cargo for all of the troublesIf Tracy is up for it, I'm going to spend that time doing what if rather be doing with Tracy. I think the pirates are more likely to believe I had nothing to do with it if I am underdressed in an apartment. Also, meeting them at the door means only needing to fight one at a time with no allies to the side, should it come to that
>>13111>with tripsThat was a most strategic an pragmatic decision. It isn't long before a very slow and methodical "Rap, Rap, Rap" comes to the door. It's loud and firm enough to be insistent and assertive, but not overly hurried.
>>13110T> In that, we may have some commonality. I shall accompany, though my magic is limited. I shall follow your lead.
>>13112*rushes to door, knife in hand*
>>13110your gonna want to find me.
>>13114*opens it and greets the faggot who interrupted*
Torcuil is aware that his Fly spell is nearing expiration, but can re-apply it for sake of efficiency
>>13112Trump gets a little dressed, so he has covered himself, but is neither armored not in formal business attire. He signals to Tracy "please don't let them see you have the knife. Do not engage unless they engage first."
Trump opens the door. He is damn sure to force whoever comes through to enter into a tiny halway that is cramped on each side, room for only one person. Trump stands at the end of it where he had more room to move, with Tracy nearby. He tries to hide Tracy's knife before opening the door
"Can I help you? I'm sorry, I was a bit indisposed"
>>13116Upon opening the door, Trump is greeted by a number of pirates, many of whom brandish weapons and torches. They seem quite embarrassed given his almost naked.
Korak weaves his way to the front.
"I hope I didn't catch ye at a bad time."
He says with a note of sincerity, but also with a note of irritation. "I'd not risk offendin' ye if it weren't important," he says tapping his cane briefly into the stone walkway to accentuate his point.
>>13113Thank you, anything should help
>>13117Okay, that works
