This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>12458*pockets
When you say basket hilt, to clarify you dont mean 6 ft Highlander one, right?
>>12460Nah ye bloody wankstain.
You messed wit a friend
>>12460"Thank you," he says at the "mighty fine," kind of regretting it afterwards
"As I said, she's too dangerous to sell even if we didn't need her"
"Where did you get the pistols and where can we get them?"
>>12463No, I mean the basket-hilted broadsword type.
>>12463"Don't get yer kilt in a tangle, it was all good fun. I wasn't gonna keel any o' ye" he mutters something about trade value depreciation.
>>12464"Hah, there're none like 'em. And no, ye can't have 'em. They condense water into frozen bullets. Limited rate of fire, but unlimited ammunition!"
So, wait, did Krak's hand get cut off?
>>12467DAMN IT WHY'D I THROW THEM BACK
>>12466He picks up one pistol, flicks his hand and it disappears, then picks up the other pistol, flicks his hand again and it disappears. The previously floating pirate brings his sword over, which he taps again making it a cane. Despite missing a hand, he still exudes the air of someone who could wreck shop.
"I be needin' a meal after all that. Sechs! Arrange a banquet, and bring me me damned hand!"
>>12467"That's very impressive. I really have seen nothing like it. Would you like to come into the town and see how it's changed…"
>>12471"We shall do so"
Trump's eyes widen as his true intent comes accross
"Would you like to watch a game of Football?"
>>12468yes
Where's his hand?
I can use it to track him down?
>>12475Track down Trump, and you'll find him, because he's next to Trump
[1d20 = 12]>>12476Sleight of hand to conceal severed hand.
>>12476"Very good little pony" Trump says, as he takes the hand from the pony's mouth, and hands it to Krak
"Inferius! Can you reattach this?"
"sorry about that," Trump says to the pirate
>>12469Its better that you did, trust me.
>>12470"Lets eat first, I been away at sea and me men are tired."
>>12476Sechs already retrieved it. Spoiler alert, he's not your opponent.
So in the aftermath of the fight and over a great banquet that the whole town is invited to, Korak tells the party who he is. He's a pirate (obviously) who found his way to this world at the same time Lenos did (previous reboot). After ages of killing and treasurin he found that there wasn't anywhere that welcomed pirates or pirate goods, so he built his own dammit. Port Barry started off a small tent city, but as wealth poured in (mostly from piracy) the city was built into the structure it is today (not including recent renovations). So successful was the city, that the Emperor didn't demand his usual tribute. To maintain relations and cash, Korak built the Cunt (there were previous ships) which is both his ship and the flagship of the port.
>>12481But how did he do the disappeary thingy
I want to knlw
[1d20 = 11]>>12481Take him to the Trump Grille, showing off new architecture along the way, and asking him everything about what is out at water
And also, about that Slovenian pony...
[1d20 = 18]>>12481Make a Track check on Korak anyway (because she's holding a grudge)
>>12483Heal Tracy first.
>>12482I forget the name (something Boots of Wolvenkind or some shit) but they allow one to instant to a flanking position against an enemy, or to an flanking support position of an ally. Since the pirates are all his allies, he could zip out of the fight quickly.
[1d20 = 17]>>12486Cast lay of hand on Tracy
>>12485"Oh yes, we nabbed her off a remote and otherwise uninhabited island. Beautiful place, I got it marked on me map, but even more beautiful was the Unicorn. I couldn't resist mate." He says with a wink "I'll show her to ye in a bit."
>>12483He's way ahead of you. The hand is not fully healed, but it is reattached and working agin.
[1d20 = 12]>>12489Reeeee! I healed her with my lay hands per first
Tracy is back to full. BTW, blackguards don't usually heal, they harm.
>>12487No, with the pistols
Torc teleports back to his cave to read up on dwarfs
>>12488[affectionate pony noises]
>>12489"............." (you were too late)
>>12493They're not artifacts, cuz they're not old enough, but they were clearly made by a genius. In the short time he got a look at them, he was unable to figure out how they work.
>>12492>blackguards don't usually heal, they harm.I was actually asking Infernius for it, but don't blackguards have the spell regardless?
>>12495Ahh
So someome who watches rick and morty?
Plz dont kill, I was joking >>12497If only there were a paladin with lay hands ability around
So ask him what lands around exist that are poorly defended?
>>12498Tracy is still pent up and nonchalantly jams a fork into Torcuil's haggis
I gtg for a while. Torcuil studies until I return
>>12501*adds spoon to go with the fork*
>>12500Carry around pony in his arms, petting her to calm her down. But she's still in extremely close proximity to the pirate guy, who Trump is not letting leave him
>>12496"I don't know what ye mean. Waifu? I'll tell ye, she'll fetch a PRETTY penny to the right buyer!"
>>12497They can yes, but by default their spells are lawful and evil, so it has to be a specific request.
>>12498Unironically, yes. Xp
As Korak continues to dialogue, it becomes apparent that he's been 'allies' with both Thez and Lenos, the latter of whom is invited to join in the festivities. He declines. "Fuck that dude"
>>12499"Not any worth note. Any city or state that is worth lookin at is heavily fortified. The people come from all different planes and worlds, and aren't much for group interactions. Merchants and travelers happen, but by and large the communities keep to themselves, untrusting of newcomers and completely suspicious of other cities."
>>12495Did my Track check succeed?
>>12494>>12491>>12490well i guess i am no longer needed sulks back to the tower.
>>12501>Studies and watches, there won't be fighting>>12502W/ fork and spoon in haggis.
>>12505What were you intending by the track check? You know he arrived on the ship, you've been around him for the duration,... IDK where you're going with that
>>12506"Now hold on Inferius, come back and talk with us! Tell him about you as we learn about him!
... Tell him about the Jews"
>>12506Whoever said that, you're part of the party that the town is more than excited to gush about to Korak and the pirates. The banquet is filled with anecdotes and perspectives of the party's actions, which were both impressive and heroic. Plus he's a minotaur, which is a rarity in its self.
>>12507Idk, i just guess that Tracy would have her eye on him for a while
I can't into RPing...
Tracy looks around for clues about this "Emperor" person.
>>12508the jews? he dosent know about the jews?
The pirates are all dressed in fine clothing, per the dictates of Korak. He's quite particular about appearances (his character was designed well before I got into MLP, but he's quite Rarity when it comes to fashion)
>>12510At the mention of the Emperor, the banquet grows quiet.
"Him. I trust ye've been keeping up on the arrangement?" Korak says to Sechs.
"Um,... well no. In all the commotion and rebuilding we haven't had the manpower to spare. We're,... about a week overdue."
Korak raises an eyebrow.
"Ye know thats not going to do us any good. Do we have the tribute?"
"Uhm, well no. We spent most of the resources rebuilding the town."
"Ye know he's not gonna care a whit about that."
"Yes of course, but we couldn't let the down be in shambles. To be honest, we thought that Mr. Trump and his compatriots might,... free us from him." Sechs says meekly.
