This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>13120"I belieeeeve I can flyyyyyyyyyy"
Fly spell recast
>>13119>'this faggot again'- Tracy thinks as she takes a step back.
"Ummm, yeah, it is a bad time. What is it that's so important?"
>>13121Torc flys back to town, hoping he's not to late
>>13123As Torcuil and Trollestia fly from the tower, they can see the mass of pirates (about 30 ish) gathered around the new apartments Trump had converted for public use.
Infernius, on the ground sees this in moving toward the tower and (?) redirects toward the pirates, Torcuil and Troll's apparent destination.
>>13124i try to engage in diplomacy.
>>13126>>13124"what seems to be the problem gentlemen?"
>>13124Torc stops close enought to see and hear, but not be see
>>13126>>13127You're still at the back of the group, and you haven't been noticed yet. I would suggest waiting for the right moment, unless you want to utilize your extensive range of clerical spells.
>>13125K> I was hopin' to ask ye that. It seems one of yer group, the scottish fella', stole onto my ship, killed several of my men, and attempted to steal me valuable cargo. Under other circumstances ye'd have found this pretty house on fire, but you've been a right chap thus far so I'm asking ye directly. What is the meaning of this?
>>13129That puts him in a holding position about 40' directly above the pirates. He can see and hear, but is far enough away that he isn't indicated from ambient torchlight.
>>13131i try to remain unnoticed and wait to strike.
>>13131Torc waits to hear whtt Trump says
>I swear to god I will drop an ACME brand anvil >>13131Trump is visibly angered by Korak's words
"What"
Trump thinks, and realizes that every single one of his "crew" was unaccounted for the night before. He turns to mouth to Tracy "Tracy, did you do this?"
Trump says to Korak "who did this, and how do you know it was one of ours? Aren't there other bandits around. As for your crew, we may actually have the power to bring the dead back to life. At least I believe we did, I'm not sure if it's been tampered with since then"
>>13134K> Impressive. I did say the scottish fella', but if ye can restore the dead, that would go a long way toward repairing what ah had hoped would be a mutually beneficial arrangement. I'll tell ye what, cough up the scotsman and his pretty hoers, and there'll be no more trouble.
Torc realizes the opertunity he has been blessed with
T> Tollestia, go get the elves off the ship, I'll make sure they don't leave
>>13136T> I don't know your intentions, but your strategy is sound. The ship should be less/unguarded at this moment.
She fly-runs off.
>>13135"The Scottish guy? I haven't seen him since we left the docks: he was for a few hours. I do not know where he is. I can also tell you that robbery and murder does not sound like the sort of thing he'd do, at least not without good cause. I want to ask you again, are you sure it was him? Who is his horse?
But yes, we may - just may - be able to bring the dead back to life"
>>13137ok gm i have my plan. if the pirates do anything agrresive i use wall of stone to create a cage around them.
>>13137Godspeed you glorius horse
>>13139Thanks
>>13141They complain?
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>>13141>cast Wall of Stone, ready move to release based on input trigger ("Now" or whatever).>>13138Oh, me men are quite sure it was him, he left several frozen stiff, and still others dead with burns all over. There's no mistaking it. As fer the hoers, she was quite the pretty one. A unicorn, which I think ye might also appreciate, who trampled several more of me men.
From the back of the pirates, one calls out
"She turned me into a newt!"
Heads swivel in that direction.
"I got better,...."
>>13143"Why would he do that? Well, I'm sure it was a misunderstanding, just the same as you mistook out attack pony for chattel yesterday. Please understand we are a, well, "multicultural" crew, and we come from many different background with many different understandings of good and evil. But all wounds can heal. Even death itself can now be turned back. Okay, once again I know we used to have such a machine, I assume we still do. But I tell you it isn't cheap to operate. For two to four Pirates that's going to run you about one unicorn. Speaking of unicorns, you can keep the Scot Guy's one if you can capture it. And Please join us for a football game later"
>>13148>you can keep the Scot Guy'sI will not hesitate to drop my anvil on you bitch
>>13148Should I role for diplomacy or something?
>>13150If you want to come here and defend yourself against these pissed off Pirates, then be my guest
>>13148GM keks at the Art of the Deal
K> If it meant me men coming back to life, I might be willing to forego the slight that has been imposed.
Murmurs echo throughout the pirates.
K> Now lads, I'm not suggesting that anything involving forgiveness or acceptance take place, I'm just thinkin' that if these here can totally undo the losses we have faced tonight (its barely dawn almost), maybe we might cut our losses. After all, aside from meself, these fellas are too much to handle.
Nervous laughter begins, followed by relaxed laughter.
K>Mr Trump, ye're a salty fella I don't mind sayin'. Ah came here prepared for war, but here ye've presented a scenario that we can all have peace. We'll retire to ours, but I'm thinkin' that you might just have urself a deal.
I just want to say (for the umpteenth time) I had no idea it would play out this way.
>>13151That RP was quite sufficient diplomacy.
So the pirates meander from Trump's apartments. Infernius (seeing the pirates leaving) realizes that his intervention is no longer needed. Torcuil, still flying high, sees that his actions are not required on scene. Trump closes the door to the apartment, leaving him and an irritated Tracy alone once again.
There is the whole matter of Trollestia freeing the slaves, but we'll get to that later since OP has to depart here in the next half hour.
Gameplay is still on for the next 1/2, but the danger is (momentarily) averted, and characters are free to cinema.
>>13156>closes the door to the apartment, leaving him and an irritated Tracy alone once again.[lonely pony noises]
*fiddles with doornob with tiny pony hooves until it opens and follows the group at a distance in stealth*
>>13160[affectionate pony noises]
>>13157i go back to the rusty duck and get shit faced again.
>>13155FUCKING YES. If that had gone on, I would have invited them all to sit down on the couches, while I had fine alcohol poured for them, while Tracy cut vegetables or meat in the kitchen for a minor meal (an excuse to have Tracy brandishing a giant knife on the pirate's flanks), but otherwise continued with the sane basic arguments
>>13157I have to drive, so I am unavailable. I wish I could have worded all of that more eloquently and less like a ramble
>>13157Are characters free to update their gear?
Add some caltrops to the bag, and materials for some easy-make flash-bangs.
>>13165Caltrops yes, flashbangs no.
Characters can make minimal adjustments (nothing involved, it won't take THAT long for the pirates to get back to the ship and find that the elves are gone), but otherwise gameplay is suspended. The entertron is open, and there's about 14 shoddy elves milling about in the tower. Otherwise, everything is 'normal', which is to say, SNAFU.
>>13166Okay, add some arrows to the bag.
Mount jibbernigger corpse on wall in room as trophy.
>>13166Retrieve corpses and unicorn from ship
>>13169I think the pirates are already doing that.
