This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>12512Trump is visibly impressed by the fashion of the Pirates.
"The Unicorn, what is the dowry on her? And as for the fortified cities, know of any way inside? By diplomacy if possible, force if necessary?"
>>12511He doesn't even know about Football
>>12510Carries pony. She'd have a damned fine view of him from his arms
>>12512"Oh, I know about the jews. I've had plenty of business deals, as well as "business deals" with their kind. I'm surprised they made their way this far south, but I'm really not surprised that when they did so they came here. Barry is not the finest of ports in appearance, but there's more loot traveling through 'er than ye can fit on e ship!" he raises his flagon and a cheer erupts around him
>>12513"Flee? Bitch please? We fear nothing. Millions for defense, not one damned dime for tribute"
>>12514>>12515what? he doesn't know about football? has he heard of hitler?
>>12515do you know where they usally reside?
>>12517"I don't believe so. We have much to teach this guest as he has to teach us"
In response to Sechs' comments about the emperor, he breathes a deep sigh. "Well, too late to worry about it. We can expect to hear from him if we don't go to him first. I will decide what will happen on that avenue."
>>12516I said FREE
>>12518"Lad, I been away for 6 mos, I'm still tryin to figure you lot out"
>>12514>[pony-radar mode]Tracy exploits all her detection abilities to turn herself into a hand-held recording device and absorb information.
>>12520>>12519you hear of hitler? pirate man.
Korak details that the emperor is an incredibly powerful sorceror, who somehow managed to tame and control (mostly) the Terrasque. He's fearsome by himself, as is the T, but combined they're virtually unstoppable. He began a campaign of imposing on all the established cities, demanding a tribute of goods, wealth, and (worst-case) lives to satiate his malicious tendencies. He lives atop a chaotic and asymmetrical tower in the north, where he delights in torturing and murdering whoever he feels like.
>>12520"Damn right we bring freedom... Who is this emperor guy exactly?"
>trying to figure you lot out"I'm trying to figure us lot out too"
>>12513>>12523*listens more closely, eyes narrowed*
>>12523"Any idea on how to severe him from the Terrasque?"
Also
"What's the dowry on the Unicorn?"
>>12525he waged a great war against the jews and their puppets, he spoke the truth about them and they turned him into the bad guy for that.
>mfw this thread is ~80% of MLPOLs daily traffic
>>12527"Sever? Ye act like ye're cutting a ship from the docks. He's tremendously powerful, able to create magic with a thought and twist it to his designs. He's far beyond the likes of me, or you for that matter."
At the mention of the Unicorn. "If ye wish to make an offer on her, I'm listenin'"
>>12528"He sounds like a chump then. I don't respect failure, and it sounds like for all his intentions, he failed."
>>12529You again? Quit ur salt.
>>12530"I'm worried about this sorcerer too, little pony. But don't worry. We can kill him and take control of his lands. I mean, we can bring freedom to all the lands"
*pets pony behind the ears*
>>12534*affectionate nuzzling*
I'm glad I had her set that requisition for dimeterium ingots.
>>12531>>12532>>12533I am really bad at Pen and Paper RPGs I fear. I am not hating on your fun, I just wish the rest of the site was a little more active than this right here.
>>12534"Many, MANY have tried. Those who have 've been reduced to ruin. Those who haven't have been forced to abide his terms to survive. The squirrel up in Sparentinar(sp) has some nuts, but he's more concerned with his city, as are the other players. Its kind of a stalemate at this point.
>>12536Most of us had never RP'd before, feel free to play any time.
> I just wish the rest of the site was a little more active than this right here.As do I...
>>12536>wishYou and me both. At the moment, these threads are the best effort I can make toward increasing general interest (whether players or observers). I have lots of ideas, but such ideas take time and methodical planning. In the meantime I hope to entertain. You ARE welcome to join if you like, and the engine is such that accommodates less experienced players.
can I not have a gay flag now btw?
>>12533With regards to the soccerer
"Any weaknesses you are aware of? Any way to counter him save brute force?"
With regards to the unicorn
"Well, I have US citizenship, she might like that. Six months to get a class A immigrant visa, two years to remove conditions, only 3 years until citizenship. Oh I'm sorry, you meant to pay her dowry. Anyone you you want us to kill for you?"
>misses his Heil Hortler flag
>>12533REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>12541"Well, that Lenos fella said that if magic is his strong suit, then anti-magic would be his weakness. The trouble is anti-magic fields are very small in area. It would take a team of mages to make a field large enough to be of any use, and even then you'd have to contend with the Terrasque. Where Kefka lacks in strength and combat, the T fills in the blanks,"
>>12543Oh shush, he's only gotten the briefest description of Hitler. I'm sure he'd be most impressed, as was his faggot when I red-pilled him.
>>12541"We also have a weeaboo horse - I mean, a fine Stallion trained in Ninja-like arts. Pretty courageous in battle. I can show you him in the stables. Would he cover the dowry?"
And for a moment, if just for a moment, all was right with the world.
Ahhhhhhhhhh
>>12544"Any way at all to take him down without facing the full strength of the Terrasque? We intend to kill it, but we are not sure we are strong enough"
>>12544hes directly insulted my faith hes lucky infernuis is a kind bull.
>>12549"Inferius, do you think your marines could make an anti-magic field?"
I have no idea GM
>>12545"I don't know about this 'weeaboo' thing ye mention, but I'll give him a look."
At this point, the banquet dies down a bit, and the pirates and citizens begin a formal (ish) night-time soiree of dancing and merriment. Many (most) are intoxicated, and the celebration of the situation permeates. The Port now has its grand benefactors, as well as its esteemed founder, and everyone is in high spirits.
>>12548"That'd be quite the trick, he rides it like a mount (though its kinda ridiculous, since he's human-sized and its stadium-sized)"
>>12549Not deliberately, he just doesn't know Hitler. He's from Faerun (forgotten realms) and knows nothing of earth-anything.
>>12550No, they're only just grasping the basics of stratgic (formation) combat. As individual combatants, they're level 3.
>>12550Its almost like GM wants the players to complete a sidequest or two in order to have the means to enact such a field.
>>12551"... So, where does this nerd live?"
>>12554He raises an eyebrow at Tracy: "This one, what's yer name? I like you, you're the most rambunctious pony I've ever seen. I'd love to 'ride' ye," he says with a wink.
Seriously, which nerd r you referring to. The emperor? The weeaboo? someone else I missed?
"Ah promise I won't use spurs or bridles,... unless ye like that sorta thing!"
>>12550>>12551"Sounds like we can't take him down yet. Any imminent threat?"
Spoiler, Korak is a lech, a rapist, a slaver, and despite his appearance a most uncouth individual. He looks right and proper though
>>12553>Not just wearing a vest covered in dimerterium shavings.>>12555checked (the sorceror was the nerd)
*glares daggers at dwarf*
"........ (stares for a bit"
"... It's Tracy"
>>12556*Venomous glare*
"I'm engaged."
>>12533he revived a dying country with the best economic polices, he sent all the jews away from his homeland, the people loved him and it took the entire world to stop him from taking over.
>>12555Interrupting
"May I take the unicorn now, and pay the dowry later? Ask anyone around, we always honor contracts"
>>12560Kek. Please make that interrupt his flirting with Tracy
>>12558Trump managed to learn all of that with the alignment check, and then perfectly forget all of it when he saw how well dressed the other pirates were
