>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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>>64507>>64505*licks Brad all over to make him feel better*
>>64515>>64513It's a Pence meme. He doesn't want to
be cured of his chronic faggotry.
>keking subsides
Alright. With the sound of a rattling of chains, three distinct thuds occur around the perimeter of the pyramid structure. Slowly the darkness dissipates, revealing the upper area of the tower, which has been covered in all sorts of weird tubes and giant wires, not to mention the piles of chains hanging everywhere.
>>64507After covering Brad in burn-curing saliva, Tracy walks up to one of the corpses and inspects it.
"Oh would you look at the time, Mr. Snek and I have to go do something"
>"No we don't"
>Kick
The Sorcerer runs like a gnome who reports on YouTube drama and Snek sighs before following close behind
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee exudes from Trumpaladin as the barb is removed by Fae, and maybe Stix, and Fae sets him on her back
>>64519"Hey, wait. I didn't even get to see what they looked like."
>>64523*is licked by Tracy Apparently*
>>64521*cure critical wounds*
>>64522"Trust me you dont wanna."
>>64519C> Cast Cure Moderate Wounds on Trump until fully healed
"So, was there anything more you needed from me?
As he says this, a whooshing sound, that same whooshing sound that was there all along, increases, and sounds to be coming closer, from the base of the stairs.
>>64526"There are more enemies around no doubt."
>>64525"Reeee! I'll be the judge of that!" Cries the criminal body-snatcher.
"By the way, what the fuck is that whooshing sound? Do we need to call an AC repairman?"
[1d20+28 = 43]>>64524"I'm sorry, I stumbled while casting the spell and it hit you too. I swear it was a complete accident, and I am deeply sorry"
Did someone say Bluff Check? Of course, cause I did Whoooosh
Upon the party turning to look, which I would assume they might, at the base of the staircase stands bones. Except, well, he's a little different.
With all those nails in his face, he can't >doot anymore. He's charging up the stairs now.
>>64530+28?
>>6453320 ranks in the skill, 5 from Cha, 3 from a snake familiar
"Uh, is that a skeleton with nails in his face?"
[3d20 = 23]>>64532Fae Pounces the Sorcerer of Lightning, who stands in the shadows
20/18/18
[3d20 = 49]>>64532Stix shoots three arrows at the clearly guilty sorcerer of lightning.
You don’t bluff only one player and expect to get away with it.
>>64535Fuck you
>>64536And fuck you in particular
AC is 24
"Uhm guys? Could you kill him later?"
*lenos casts force cage around fae and stix*
>>64538"Oh no it's fine, I'm quite used to it at this point"
>>64537Fae:
"Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were an enemy"
>>64538"Then it would be premeditated"
>>64540You've got to admit this whole thing has been pretty funny
>>64541 Fae's int must be lower than Infernius'Sorry, did you guys hear something?
>>64539At least someone isn't being a dickhead to poor Torc
Meanwhile, Bones is attacking,....
FUCKING POWER OUTAGES!!! I hate this state's shitty infrastructure.
"REeeee! What'd they do to my butler!?"
[1d20+6 = 10]>>64543Takes more than a 16 apparently
>>64544OH SHIT! TURN UNDEAD!
>>64536>>64535HEALING SLOTS!!!
And he beat you in that bluff
>>64546REEEE Don't destroy my skeleton!
>>64547He beat
TrumpaladinI've still got Lay of hands points left, calm down
>>64548You don't have blackguard powers anymore right?
Besides, Tracy needs to lose
something in this timeline to give her incentive to go back in time
>>64533Tracy attempts to trip Mr, Bones with her chain, seeing as how he was a 1 HD skeleton last time she met him.
>>64550Save those slots for when you need them.
>>64551No, Trump very clearly turned him. He would blow up quite quickly and effortlessly
>>64553"WHY?!" Tracy screams, clearly upset
Trumpaladin heals the poor wounded Sorcerer with Lay of Hands points
>>64542Ill be finding spliting fae in half later hilarious.
>>64553Wait, THAT'S what turning does?
>>64555"And what would you have done? Reasoned with him? Like the Gnomes? This isn't our world anymore. That's
why we're doing this."
>>64558Depends on the circumstances. In this case, he's high enough of a level that destroying a 1hd undead would be simple
Tracy sweeps up the remains of her butler in a little pile, her lip quivering.
>>64559Tracy just hangs her head, still clearly upset.
So, wait, why did Fae attack Torc?