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Ebil Nuts
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64148
64150
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64511
>>64507
>>64505
*licks Brad all over to make him feel better*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64512
>>64510
I mean healing spells.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64513
64516
>>64510
Wait, wut?
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.64515
64516
>>64510
What?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64516
>>64515
>>64513
It's a Pence meme. He doesn't want to
be cured of his chronic faggotry.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64517
64519
>keking subsides
Alright. With the sound of a rattling of chains, three distinct thuds occur around the perimeter of the pyramid structure. Slowly the darkness dissipates, revealing the upper area of the tower, which has been covered in all sorts of weird tubes and giant wires, not to mention the piles of chains hanging everywhere.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64518
>>64507
After covering Brad in burn-curing saliva, Tracy walks up to one of the corpses and inspects it.
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.64519
64522 64526
>>64517
I shove them in my bag.
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.64520
"Oh would you look at the time, Mr. Snek and I have to go do something"
>"No we don't"
>Kick
The Sorcerer runs like a gnome who reports on YouTube drama and Snek sighs before following close behind
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.64521
64523 64525
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee exudes from Trumpaladin as the barb is removed by Fae, and maybe Stix, and Fae sets him on her back
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64522
64525
>>64519
"Hey, wait. I didn't even get to see what they looked like."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64523
64524
>>64521
*licking intensifies*
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.64524
64530
>>64523
*is licked by Tracy Apparently*
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.64525
64528
>>64521
*cure critical wounds*
>>64522
"Trust me you dont wanna."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64526
64527
>>64519
C> Cast Cure Moderate Wounds on Trump until fully healed
"So, was there anything more you needed from me?
As he says this, a whooshing sound, that same whooshing sound that was there all along, increases, and sounds to be coming closer, from the base of the stairs.
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.64527
>>64526
"There are more enemies around no doubt."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64528
>>64525
"Reeee! I'll be the judge of that!" Cries the criminal body-snatcher.
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.64529
"By the way, what the fuck is that whooshing sound? Do we need to call an AC repairman?"
rZoLl
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No.64530
64531 64533
[1d20+28 = 43]
>>64524
"I'm sorry, I stumbled while casting the spell and it hit you too. I swear it was a complete accident, and I am deeply sorry"
Did someone say Bluff Check? Of course, cause I did
eLfii
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No.64531
64532
[1d20+27 = 30]
>>64530
*Stares*
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.64532
64535 64536
>>64531
>Jazz music resumes
>Keking intensifies
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64533
64534 64551 64554
bones.jpg
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Whoooosh
Upon the party turning to look, which I would assume they might, at the base of the staircase stands bones. Except, well, he's a little different.
With all those nails in his face, he can't >doot anymore. He's charging up the stairs now.
>>64530
+28?

Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.64534
>>64533
20 ranks in the skill, 5 from Cha, 3 from a snake familiar
"Uh, is that a skeleton with nails in his face?"
eLfii
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No.64535
64537 64547
[3d20 = 23]
>>64532
Fae Pounces the Sorcerer of Lightning, who stands in the shadows

20/18/18
UCAK4
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No.64536
64537 64547
[3d20 = 49]
>>64532
Stix shoots three arrows at the clearly guilty sorcerer of lightning.
You don’t bluff only one player and expect to get away with it.
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.64537
64541
>>64535
Fuck you
>>64536
And fuck you in particular

AC is 24
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64538
64540 64541
"Uhm guys? Could you kill him later?"
Anonymous
DA3qY
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No.64539
64543
*lenos casts force cage around fae and stix*
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.64540
64542
>>64538
"Oh no it's fine, I'm quite used to it at this point"
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.64541
64543
>>64537
Fae:
"Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were an enemy"

>>64538
"Then it would be premeditated"
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.64542
64554 64557
TORCUIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>64540
You've got to admit this whole thing has been pretty funny
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.64543
64546
>>64541
Fae's int must be lower than Infernius'
Sorry, did you guys hear something?
>>64539
At least someone isn't being a dickhead to poor Torc
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64544
64546
Meanwhile, Bones is attacking,....
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64545
FUCKING POWER OUTAGES!!! I hate this state's shitty infrastructure.
"REeeee! What'd they do to my butler!?"
eLfii
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No.64546
64548
[1d20+6 = 10]
>>64543
Takes more than a 16 apparently

>>64544
OH SHIT! TURN UNDEAD!
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64547
64549
>>64536
>>64535
HEALING SLOTS!!!

And he beat you in that bluff
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64548
64550
>>64546
REEEE Don't destroy my skeleton!
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.64549
>>64547
He beat Trumpaladin

I've still got Lay of hands points left, calm down
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.64550
64552
>>64548
You don't have blackguard powers anymore right?

Besides, Tracy needs to lose something in this timeline to give her incentive to go back in time
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64551
64553
>>64533
Tracy attempts to trip Mr, Bones with her chain, seeing as how he was a 1 HD skeleton last time she met him.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64552
>>64550
Save those slots for when you need them.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64553
64555 64558
>>64551
No, Trump very clearly turned him. He would blow up quite quickly and effortlessly
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.64554
>>64533
>>64542
"Reeeeee bones!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64555
64559
>>64553
"WHY?!" Tracy screams, clearly upset
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.64556
Trumpaladin heals the poor wounded Sorcerer with Lay of Hands points
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.64557
>>64542
Ill be finding spliting fae in half later hilarious.
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.64558
64559
>>64553
Wait, THAT'S what turning does?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64559
64560 64564
>>64555
"And what would you have done? Reasoned with him? Like the Gnomes? This isn't our world anymore. That's why we're doing this."
>>64558
Depends on the circumstances. In this case, he's high enough of a level that destroying a 1hd undead would be simple
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64560
64562 64563
Tracy sweeps up the remains of her butler in a little pile, her lip quivering.
>>64559
Tracy just hangs her head, still clearly upset.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.64561
64566
So, wait, why did Fae attack Torc?