>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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>>65125Torc is, understandably, a bit shocked at his 30 foot long snake just disappearing.
"They never listen"
He then proceeds to just sit and wait for the scouting party to return.
>>65128Stealth group arrives at the wall. It's an impressive structure, seemingly feet thick at the base given the shape of the spires that form it. No apparent weaknesses present themselves as they begin to examine the area. As they're investigating, a sloshing sound coupled with motion occurs further on.
>>65131After a few moments, the sound occurs again. As Tracy lingers, a foul odor greets her from that direction.
[1d20 = 3]>>65132Can Snek make a scent check on that?
This'll be my roll if yes, you can ignore if the answer is no.
>>65132"Something's there." Tracy whispers
Tracy switches her cane to sword form and prepares to stab literally anything she encounters.
She takes a move action to determine the location of scent, particularly if it's moving towards them or away.
>>65133Oh, its hard to mistake the smell of offal. As they approach to inspect, it appears to be a waste disposal chute, about 3' in diameter. Its been stuck through the wall at an angle. The wall continues past it.
>>65136The sort of foulness that denizens of hell would produce
>>65135Snek is about to say there's nothing to worry about when something dawns on him.
His translator is gone...
>>65136I'd have to take a risky guess and say guts.
>>65136Like "melt your bones off" kind of waste, "can't approach without vomiting" kind of waste or "damn gurl, this shit is nasty!" kind of sewage?
>>65139Like, exposure could result in status ailment sickened
>>65138He can roll bluff for innuendo, if he's good at pantomiming.
>>65140I'll leave that way in as a last resort..
>>65135Tracy's eyes linger on the sewage tube for a moment, before continuing forward
"Old habit die hard.." she mumbles, before she ushers the others to follow her slowly
>>65142Follows Tracy slowly and stealthily
>>65138Lenos is with them......ofcourse i wouldnt ve to trusting with him translating accuretly
>>65141>bluffThis. Luckily Snek has a good Int modifier
>>65144Nah, Lenos stayed behind cuz you hadn't posted. He gave Snek Improved Invisibility as he was leaving though.
>>65147And that's another problem, the others can't see him
>>65148Just barely about what you'd get from an empathetic link: vague feelings or intentions
>"What's that boy? Little Johnny fell down the well?">[hissing sounds] >>65149Well, it occurs to Snek that he could easily fit through the waste pipe, and filth doesn't really bother him. If he wants, he has the option to make his way down the tube while Tracy and Stix continue on.
>>65151Well, this situation can't get any worse so why not
>"Geronimo"Stix and Tracy hear faint hissing
>>65153Tracy's ears perk towards the pipe suspiciously, but she dismisses it as gas escaping the pipe.
>>65150Kek
>>65154Just some hot air as Torc would say
[2d20 = 13]>>65153Snek dives in, in complete disregard of all the,... well you don't wanna know. He glides along quickly, without any obstruction.
Meanwhile Tracy and Stix continue along the wall.
>>65156Tracy's hair stands on end.
>>65158*freezes again*
"fuk" she whispers with half a breath
>>65159Stix stops dead in his tracks, trying to get a signal of what’s wrong from Tracy
>>65143Is Stix likewise freezing?
[1d20+20 = 29]>>65160Tracy doesn't say anything, but her ears swivel left and right like little satellite dishes
(I know, I use that image a lot)She looks around for what made her timgle
Search check
>>65159>>65160As they both freeze in place, a gust of air cracks in the wall immediately adjacent. Unnatural breaks appear along the wall, and a portion of the wall opens up. Imagine that the top 3' of a 6' section folded inward toward the ceiling, and the bottom 3' folded toward the floor.
Now imagine that on the other side of this sudden opening were about 20 flesh-bag looking things, carrying trashbags.
>>65161Yes, waiting for a signal from Tracy
>20
fuck
Like, right in front of them?
The fleshbags greeble and glorp in some form of language to one another. For a moment the fleshbags seem intent on glarbling about Duck Dynasty, whatever that is.
>>65166Roll a fortitude check, Stix too
Passing magnificently, both Tracy and Stix have the presence of mind to stay still while the flesblobs umber past with their loads. For a moment, what appears to be an elevator or sorts, designed for large capacity, sits empty.
>>65170Tracy stares at the fleshy things for a second or two before turning to the elevator
"I guess this is our stop.." she says, unsure
*steps into elevator-thing*
>>65162You can tell a lot about a person by what's in their garbage.
>>65171I guess Stix goes in the elevator too.
>>65174He gets on the elevator just as the flesh-bags amble their way back toward the elevator at Tracy and himself. Wut do?
>>65175Pushes the close door button
“What are we even doing in here? Where do we go from here?”