>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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>>64973"No she say me and addy both cant die."
"Stix, Addy, and Torcuil should maintain the middle of the formation, so that they can't be immediately targeted by melee. Infernius and I (highest HP) will lead, with Trump and Fae on the sides. Tracy can flit around and stab opponents, tumbling through the formation as she feels inclined. Am I forgetting anyone."
"Yeah."
The area fills with smoke,... far more smoke than was necessary, but as it clears a very scarred and abused, but much older Ponimaru stands at the edge of the area.
>>64978"... And to think I was just ablout to throw his ears in the machine..""So you're still alive, weeboi." Tracy says
"How long have you been watching?"
>>64978“Ponymaru!”
Stix is pleased to see his strange acquaintance.
“You made it!”
*lenos pops neck and rolls shoulders* alright are we all ready?
>>64980"Long enough. This plan is suicide."
Thez makes a discouraging shake of her head, which does not go unnoticed.
>>64984Tracy's eyes narrow a bit
"And when did you get here?"
>>64984“Did you have another idea of what we could do?”
>>64986"No. But if you're going to go getting yourselves killed, I'm going too."
>>64987Torc leans towards Trumpaladin
"Am I supposed to know this guy?"
>>64987“That’s the spirit! We just need to fix what happened here. We can’t let all this death and destruction come to pass. If the price to pay is my life, I think that is a decent bargain. I’m sure everyone here agrees.”
Ponimaru places a hoof on Trump's shoulder. "I know what happened. I tried to free them from the Gay marriage curse that had been placed, but every day the grounds keeper returned, to restore them to undeath and ignominy. I would,...." he says, turning away.
"I guess we're ready,... ish, then. Tracy would obviously lead the stealth group, while the rest 'presents' themselves at the gate. Any additions?"
"I will be there for the infiltration." Ponimaru says glaring from his one good eye.
>>64991Trumpaladin looks at him in the eyes, barely withholding crying, silent for a few moments
"....Thank you"
>>64989It's Thez's message boy. He;s delivered multiple messages over the past few months, such as the letter Thez sent when she was in self-imposed exile, and he helped to locate the kidnapped loggers. Also the Blue one killed him. Twice."
>>64993"We get revenge for our men."
*puts hand on shoulder*
>>64994He resists the spell.
"Save your energy. You'll need it, and besides, this isn't
just a ruined eye." he says firmly.
So the gate to Hell is as was aptly described, a doggie-door of sorts. While precarious in a pinch, no one is beating down the party's door at the moment, so it's not an issue.
<thud> >>64995The sadness is not erased from his expression, but Infernius's hand and display of solidarity gives Trumpaladin strength, and he stands straighter, taller.
"Indeed we shall. When we get back, we're going to wipe everyone of those bastards out as they would do to us"
>>64996"Uh guys, what was that noise?"
>>64997"You will have no control of my brutality,just so you know."
>>64999"Just be discriminate as to who you take it out on"
[1d20+5 = 16]>>64996"Oh, just what we needed.." Tracy says, her ears turning towards the sound like satellite dishes
Untrained Listen check, because why not
>>65002"There's peoples." says one of the children, looking out from the main entrance. A chorus of light sources reflect from the wall.
>>65003Tracy, not really thinking, swiftly moves to put herself between the children and the light sources.
>>65004"Dont worry kids. We'll protect you."
>>65004Thez looks at her. "There's really not much time or option for that. We have a job to do, and it looks like we may be running out of time to do it," she says walking to stand adjacent to the miniature portal.
>>65003>"Uh, Torc?""I see it, I'm not blind."
>"Well what is it magic-ass?""I said I wasn't blind, I didn't say I was a genius"
>>65006"Guess there's no time like the present for us to leave"
Torcuil gestures to Mr. Snek
"Ladies first"
>>65006Well, she didn't say anything before doing it, but she turns hesitantly towards Thez.
>>65008Snek of all the party, has the easiest time of things, simply slithering through the portal. Next would be Lenos (in Brownie form) who could simply walk through. Followed after would be Tracy.
>>65009"What are you thinking?"
>>65010Tracy doesn't say anything, but bites her lip indecisively
[1d20+9 = 28]>>65010As Snek disappears through the portal Torc hears a faint hiss
>"Pearls before Swine"As Snek pops out the other side he looks around for anything threatening
Spot check >>65011"And take them with us? To Hell?!"
>>65014"They will be raped again, they're not staying."
>>65013He finds himself on a dim landscape covered in shattered stone. The ground around him is literally a pile of rubble. The air is stagnant and still, where if a dust particle were dislodged it would remain still in the air. The sky is a deep and foreboding red without more than a glow to suggest that maybe somewhere beyond whatever blanket covers the sky there
might be a source of light.
>>65015"You're not making things any easier!" she says, relenting and waving children through the portal,... into Hell.
"This is what you get for throwing random shit in there," Thez quips to GM
>>65014>>65010"Oh bucking roadapples..! I'll be back, girls!" Tracy cries back at her Angels before disappearing through the portal.
>>65015Can you still cast Reduce Animal?
>>65019"YOU.... OAF!" Thez says, grabbing and retaining the pickle because now is not the time but its too late to do anything about it.
>>65020>>65018*turns sam and bunny into kiwi birds*
>>65011"Are you daft? Their salvation comes in resetting this horrible timeline. Not in being literally sent to Hell"
>>65021*grabs tiny-ass, blind birbs and bolts thru the portal*
>>65023"Are you trying to double your number of birds here?"
Trumpaladin puts his hand on his face
>>65021You can't do spells as a pickle
>>65017As Tracy jumps through the portal, the two birds nod to themselves in a manner. They both fly and position themselves at the entrance to the tower, perched in such a way to protect and block the increasingly inbound presence. As they do so, several magical effects and spells streak out from the tunnel and sting at them.