>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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>>64560"Me will miss him too tracy."
>>64559Huh, well now I actually know what turning is
"So are we gonna investigate that noise without killing any sorcerers first?"
>"Weakling" I was going to tie him up and throw him in the bag.>>64563"... I didn't even get to say hello..."
>>64561Cause I bluffed Trump so he wouldn't kill me, then Stix decided to attack too.
Thez departs for the rooms, intent on locating her device
>>64565"And I never got to say goodbye to so many of my people. I hope you see why we must go back"
*lenos heads for the control room to get the tower opperating right*
>>64570He's already pretty much there, the gnome fight was on the stairs leading to the controls.
>>64568Tracy just sits there brooding, not at all feeling better.
>>64569I want to kill someone too...
>>64572"Hey addy how are you? Are you ok?"
Fae grabs stix, and Trumpaladin calls her, Warping the two through dimensions and to Trumpaladin's side
Tracy marches off to the lower parts of the tower in fumes, deciding it's better to check the area for any other potential enemies or friends...
With the force cage now being empty lenos dismisses it
>>64576A>"Sure! This is the first time I've been
anywhere!" she says spinning in a circle.
Thez emerges a few moments later, bearing a strange small stone archway covered in runes.
>>64578Tracy, as she's wandering, can hear voices in argument coming from below, in the direction of the Entertron.
>>64578She heads down towards the forge, checking the rooms on her way there, still carrying her little bag of bones.
>>64580"Come here"
*casts cats grace on addy*
[1d20+25 = 35]>>64580Tracy sneaks towards the noise, still angry, but focused.
Rolling to Sneak.
>>64582A>"Neat!" Addy hides and then appears and then hides again.
>>64583As she enters the medical area, Tracy sees two humans, one really slender and one rather fat. There's a number of dull-faced children standing around.
>>64584Trumpaladin will climb up to the mini mall, since thez mentioned something about a teleporter in that area a long time ago
>>64584"Oh, just what I needed.." Tracy says gritting her teeth, her bag of bones clenched in her claws.
Tracy decides to listen for a few seconds to see what the argument is about before painting the walls red.
Torc and Snek wander around, hoping to stumble upon something important
>>64585Thez has already acquired that, and I think you mean "head down" to the mall. As he heads that way, he hears the same argument, and sees Tracy further on, clearly in sneak mode. She casts him a discouraging glare.
Holy shit, it took all my self restraint not to kill those freaks on sight.
>>64589"Hi Tracy! Sorry about the bone thing"
>>64590*air temperature noticeably drops , as cold wind rushes from across the room*
>"Turn around. I'm busy" >>64592
>"Stuff." she beams, since the emp link doesn't allow for specificity
>>64588Trumpaladin advances forward
>>64591>"suit yourself" >>64590The argument in the next room stops suddenly. A few whispers issue from, but the individuals in question seem to have been alerted to your presence.
>>64595Did she hear anything?
Seeing cover has been blown, Tracy readies her crossbow to snipe one of the faggots before they're alerted of
her presence.
>>64595"Hello. May I ask what you are doing in my tower?"
>>64598"Yooouuuuuurrrrr?" The skinny one says. The larger one smacks his lips, his eyes darting to the children.
>>64600I walk over to the door way.
>>64600"Nevermind. Who are you?"
>>64602The two exchange glances, sizing Trump up. "What an odd question. You CLEARLY don't belong here!" Their bodies distort into more crazy tentacle monsters.
[1d20+21 = 22]>>64600Tracy pegs him in the head from concealment with her crossbow, really out of frustration more than anything else.
Then she leaves.
>>64604"REEEEEEE!!!"
Tracy lets out a shriek, blowing her own cover
"Just fuck my luck today!"
>>64603"GAH!!!!"
>>64601"INFERNIUS! Thank God, Elway, Hitler and the Allied War Council you are here!"
>>64604You have flanking. Stahp
>>64604>>64606I didn't mean to include the part where she leaves.
>>64606>>64603"What in hitler name is voing on over here?"
>>64608"These Two men don't know who I am!
Also they just turned into anime porn monsters"
>>64607>"Good Pony. Stay here" "Uh where did everyone go?"
>"You have no self-awareness, do you?"
"Nope"
>>64609Tracy trots off, trailing specks of blood.
>>64611[unintelligible grumbles about being the worst week (15 years) since the season 2 finale]
>>64609"Son of bitch! Uh burn them!"