>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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>>64923"Well this sounds like an interesting plan to say the least... What exactly is the plan?"
>>64925"As to my knowledge, kill everything and don't let anyone get killed until Thez takes out her target."
*having listened to the conversation lenos looks at kinyen and the kids witha slight smile and cracks his nuckles* well sounds like there will be plenty for me to kill. So just before we go into the thrown room i can heal you and give you a couple boosts and what not. But for now i think im gonna nap until its time to go * rolls over to go to sleep facing his children*
>>64925"Well we can't just walk in the front door. One of us - and not me (there's still rules to abide,... always rules in Hell) - will have to sneak in and disable the perimeter locks, without an alarm being raised," she says looking at Tracy, "From there we all fight our way to the Throne room. It
should be pretty obvious, but I've never been inside so I can't say."
>>64926"So there really isn't a plan?"
>>64928"Okay so there is actually a plan."
>>64929"Once in the throne room I will challenge Igritchkora, and then everyone has to keep I'nis and Addy alive. If both of them fall, I lose all legitimacy to challenge, and then we
all die."
>>64928Will there be gaurds around the parameter locks?
Ill go with stab happy there to unlock the parameter
>>64933"Alright that's two invisibility spells"
>"Make it thr-""You aren't going unless they want you"
>"Okay dad" >>64934"I could use a scroll or two for that, while you have the time.."
Don't worry about it Torc i can cast improved invisibility and other such spells
>>64935"Uh sure, the price is a quill, some ink, and sheets of parchment"
*tosses choclate covered cygnomebyte to snek*your a bit big snek. Help keep the lumocks (inis) alive.
>>64937*pushes forward sheet of unicorn skin, leather-cutting knife, and bucket of blood*
"Will this do?"
>>64939Torc begins to look a bit queasy
"Uh... I don't quite think so..."
>>64938>Big Snek>"4u" >>64941"Times are tough. neet. We've gotta make do with what we have. If this works out, we can prevent all of this from happening in the first place." Tracy says grimly, dribbling some of the blood into one of her Angels' smaller feathers, and cutting the pale hide into 12-inch wide sheets
>>64942"Oh, you... Didn't mean... Anyway!"
Torc slowly realizes that Tracy didn't want him to use the knife as a quill.
He then begins to scribble out a couple scrolls of invisibility.
>>64938"Say, Lenos, could you tell me what kind of oil this is? I think it's magic, but I'm no expert at these kinds of things." Tracy says, holding out the item she got from the ogre
>>64945Tracy just shrugs.
"Scrolls aren't my specialty. I can use simpler ones, but making them is a thing we leave to the nerdiest unicorns, back in Equestria."
>>64946"I don't think these impromptu tools are doing me any favors either"
>>64947"Alright then.." Tracy says, slightly disappointed that the concept of magick is apparently more complicated than she guessed
*dagger-polishing intensifies*
>>64894>>64898"So hou consider this golden lady your mother?"
*puts on therapist glasses*
"Tell me about her."
>>64950"Through a process where I was eaten, dissolved, reformed, and reborn. It is how I came to have infernal nature at all."
>>64915>>64913"What if me were to challenge them?"
>>64951"Hmmm.. you certainly didn't
look all that similar.."
>>64952Thez smirks. "That's not going to happen."
>>64954"The process maintained much of my original form, but with additions and elements of a fiendish capacity. All her 'natural' children look just like her."
>>64955"What kind of resistance we face?"
>>64955"I take it they're dead too?"
>>64956"Initially little. They
really won't expect an attack so aside from actually sneaking in and tripping their systems, it will be a piece of cake to get inside. Once inside, our difficulty will depend on how readily we can determine where the throne room is and how much commotion we make on our way there. We can't know what sort of surprises might jump out at us at any given moment. Devils pull acid-trap pranks on their
allies so we can't assume anything is 'safe'."
>>64958"Are there any special pets that they have?"
>>64959Tracy's face betrays her interest.
".. We have bigger priorities..!"
>>64959"What do you mean by "special"? You're not looking to fill your petting zoo or whatever it is you were geeking about way back when are you?"
>>64960>>64961"Me weren't thinking of my zoo, me am worried they have magical creatures."
>>64959>"I'm the only special pet that matters! You guys can go to hell.""The scaly spaghetti brings up something I wanted to ask. How and when are we gonna head through the portal?"
>>64962"Oh. Yes, certainly. I'm sure there are entire books dedicated to the sorts of things we might encounter if we're not careful."
>>64963"When everyone is sufficiently rested and ready to go I assume. Perhaps GM will throw in a bit of cinematic pacing and illustration when that time comes."
>>64962"I'd be more afraid of the housekeepers.."
>>64964"Me ready to siege house bogandorf"
>>64966"I've got nothing to do and nothing to plan.." Tracy says, looking at her knife once more
"So I can head out as soon as everyone's ready."
"Alright. If there's nothing else, here's the plan. Don't bother with buffs in advance. Detec/dispel magic is readily available to most of these creatures, many of them on a permanent basis. Any buffs utilized on the fly should be considered minimally temporary at best, though that could be used to distract a spell-caster in some situations, but I wouldn't rely on it as a strategy. Some devils - as well as other opponents we might face - will have certain damage immunities, particularly cold and fire, so keep that in mind as well. Once we breach the gate, there's no turning back," and with that she draws the folding saw and the random stick, essentially an oblong cane that appears just like a random stick you might find while wandering in the woods.
>>64968“But otherwise we just rush in?” Stix says with a wince, knowing full well that he is about to go face first into fire central.
>>64968Snek is pretty much thrashing around hissing at the top of his lungs.
"Yeah he doesn't like this, I'm not a fan but I'll should be able to do something"
>>64969"Not exactly. Once inside is where we'll engage formation. We have two dragons for our flanks, so we should actually do alright, but some of us are rather squishy, and I'm not talking about you," again, her gaze drifts to Adeline and the Wyrms.
>>64971"Addy can stick close to me, me will give life to protect her."
>>64972"Didn't you hear your wife say you can't die either?"
>>64972"Well, once we're in the throne room that changes. Then, the two of
you become the target, and
I won't be able to help you."
>>64974"This just keeps getting better and better..."