>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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*loads pockets with bits of Bog's expensive decorations and antiquities*
So where we last left off, the party is still standing before a great and massive door that leads into the Bogdanoff house, which has supremacy over all the noble houses of Hell. There are no things for Tracy to steal by the way. Several buffs have been passed around (I'm gonna need a complete listing btw, though everyone has Cloak of Chaos re: Addy)
>>65295What's the architecture look like? A style in mind?
>>65296Bleak. Absence of resources. In fact, about the least-hospitable structure you can ever think to have observed.
>>65297Just from the outside, or do devils have no sense of taste?
>>65297"Hmmm.. I expected something fancier.." Tracy says, with a disappointed tone
"We haven't gotten inside. I'm sure it will be plenty extravagant," Thez says, walking toward the side of the door, from which she knocks 3 times, slowly and distinctively.
>>65301*points sword towards the door*
>>65301"Is this the part where we start killing?"
With a sound something like a hiss and a gasp, the massive gate (which is only one door, rather than being a double-door, for some reason) sucks inward, and then slowly retreats along the hinges. From the inside, the party is greeted with a dazzling array of refracted light and brightness. The whole interior is a-glow, and its resplendence is intense and jarring.
>>65301"Where does he keep his army?"
>>65306"Not in his house certainly. Ordinarily it would be strewn across the plains of Gehenna, but who knows now that he's working
with demons," she spits out.
>>65307"Uh do demons and devils have anything they weak against?"
>>65309"Silver, holy shit,... not much else to be honest."
>>65310"Uh, anything they are strong against?"
The interior of the facility looks like an endless hallway, refined to the last degree with all manner of resplendence (gilt, precious stones, royalty beyond imagination. As Tracy (cuz I know she's thinking it) none of it is remove-able. In fact, she finds that everything not nailed down is in fact nailed down in a sense. The whole area has some type of provision preventing thievery (cuz they absolutely don't get thieves in hell,....)
"If they have organs, I can kill 'em." Tracy says
>>65311"Some of 'em look like bugs. Don't use fire against those ones. Also, most of them have some protection against fire, so that's really not a solid choice."
>>65312[grumbles about not having the time to hack shit off of the ground]
>>65314"How do they feel about electricity?"
>>65307"Aren't demon's generally opposed to infernals?"
>>65318"They sound like the kind of guys who are opposed to
everything..."
>>65318"Is any of this ordinary?"
>>65316"Some are less susceptible, but I don't know of any that are immune."
With a quick glance around the area, as well as inside, Thez strides boldly into the building. It looks reminiscent of the scene in LOTR before the Balrog attacks, except everything is shiny and gilt. There's an endless array of hallways branching off in every direction, none of which are marked in any way.
>>65322Tracy follows suit, keeping her senses sharp.
>>65321"Same as electricity, which is odd considering some devils specialize in ice, but are immune to fire." o_O
>>65322"Hey wait for me"
>>65324"That's pretty fucking strange"
As the party moves forward into the building, a few fleshbags in the area gasp and hide in various areas as available. A sound of whispering emanates from throughout.
A posh phantasm that looks vaguely reminiscent of Squidward from Avengers movie coalesces in front of Thez, and thereby the party.
"Commoner! What business have you in the Grand house of Bogdanoff?!"
"In fact, how did you even get into the building?"
T>"We came in the front gate. It was open, and seemed welcoming," Thez says with a sneer.
>>65331>realizes the outside isn't a vacuum so Torc can't do that thing>>65334Daily stupid ideas: Take one level in soulknife to literally have knife energy
>>65336I would've been that, but Tracy already has physical knives as part of her character. They're currently well-oiled.
>>65333Nice trips.
"I see you lot are of a more contemptible variety. What claim do you have to present yourself in this house. Answer quickly, I have no time or patience for,... lower-classed."
Thez sneers again. "I claim right to challenge the master of the house."
To this, the phantasm disappears with a gasp.
The phantasm reappears momentarily. "Preposterous! All who have right of claim are present in the throne room. There are none others who have this right!"
"As principle of the house of Thez, I challenge the master of Baatorr."
"The house of,... who did you say?"
>>65337Like I said, daily
stoopid idea
>>65339"Thez, why did the clarinet player disappear?"
Thez looks sidelong at Kiynen, and gives a slight nod.
In response, Kiynen douses the phantasm in acid.
>>65342"Because what we're doing is unprecedented. Ordinarily, challengers don't walk in the front gate. To be honest, only a fool would do that. Except, that's our only option."