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Ebil Nuts
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64148
64150
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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eLfii
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No.65366
65367
[4d2 = 7]
[4d20 = 40]
>>65365
Testing poking
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65367
>>65366
Wouldn't you roll d%?

"Oww, you fucking cunt"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65368
65370 65371
>>65361
>ignored
not discouraging, in fact do it
"A flea, perhaps. But this flea has ebola. Get off that throne," Thez says menacingly.
>>65362
"He's mine. The rest are yours."

Anonymous
rjnHI
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No.65369
65373
Are Adeline and Ponimaru visible?
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65370
65372
>>65368
"Okay, good luck"
Torc then trys to figure out where 'the rest' are
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65371
>>65368
"Hitler will BTFO you. You fucking cunt face!"
Anonymous
rjnHI
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No.65372
65373
>>65370
Literally all around us.
It's a kill-circle.
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65373
65375 65376
>>65369
Adeline is hanging back in formation. Ponimaru hasn't been seen since his first appearance.
>>65372
Yeah, kinda

Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65374
I chop some guys in half.
Anonymous
rjnHI
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No.65375
65377
>>65373
Are there enemies behind the formation?
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65376
>>65373
Is it initiative time?
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65377
>>65375
None immediately. There's a wide berth between the group (formation) and the surrounding.
Sneering menacingly, Igritchkora looks to a pedestal on his right, on which a sphere rests. The sphere levitates off the pedestal.
YOU ARE A FOOL. HOWEVER, YOUR RIGHT TO BE A FOOL IS UNDENIABLE
Igritchkora begins to stand, beams and wafts of energy sucking into the throne as he does so. Upon standing upright from the throne, the Bog appears to be an ordinary man in a neat suit, except with two heads.
"WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS" he intones, this more verbally than previous.
"No weapons, no items, no equipment of any kind."
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65378
65379 65380
"YOUR WAGER?"
"Your head on a pike."
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65379
65385
>>65378
"Well uh, this is interesting"
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65380
>>65378
"Kick his ass thez!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65381
65382
*readies blades*
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65382
65385
>>65381
>Torc continues to blink through existence
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65383
"YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR CHANCE." he says, standing before the throne. "DO NOT REGRET THIS CHOICE," he says with a smirk.

Thez adopts a fighting stance, casting Shield on herself as she does so. Bog casts Unholy Aura.
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65384
65386 65387 65391
Casting a sidelong glance at the party, Thez whispers. "Thank you, all of you. When everything happened, I lost all hope. I won't lose.'
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65385
65387
>>65382
*Takes a full-round action to gain concealment with cloak*
>>65379
"Pssst! Neet, make my sword invisible."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65386
>>65384
*Salutes*
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65387
65389
>>65385
Suddenly, a small, thin beam shoots from Torc's finger.
Tracy's knife gains the mythical powers of John Cena and lets out a whisper of "You can't see me"
>>65384
"Good luck Thez"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65388
65390 65392 65393
And with that, the battle between Thez and Bog begins. And as it does so, some chatter comes from the periphery. None if it is expressly directed at the party, but much of it seems to relate. Comments of "I want that one," and "I have dibs on the shiny motherfucker," start to echo and resound from the surrounding masses.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65389
>>65387
"Thanks, neet."
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65390
>>65388
"ELWAY HAS DIBS ON ALL OF YOUR ASSES!"
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65391
thez.png
>>65384
"You can do it!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65392
tracy__i_think_thats_the_name__by_luckysmores-d5hk6fk-1.png
>>65388
*Stretches lewdly*
[Cocky pony noises]
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65393
>>65388
"Me never skull fuck a devil before,should be fun!"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65394
65395 65396 65398
So, we have two dragons (are they in dragon form? I don't think so so far), a shiny paladin, a murder hoers, a skinny guy, a dirty hoers, a pissy dragonne, a bull,... am I forgetting anyone? Cuz 'they're' pulling lots to see who gets to eat you first.
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65395
65397 65399
>>65394
Fae:
"Excuse me?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65396
65399
>>65394
Snek
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65397
>>65395
Kek
*kek*
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65398
65399
>>65394
How many of them could Torc hit with a 60ft cone?
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65399
65400
>>65395
what, she is tho
>>65396
My bad, Snek is there weaving his way around.
>>65398
He's out of range at the moment. Most offensive spells have a 60' ish limit on range, but I'm not looking atm

Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65400
65401
>>65399
That's fine, I was just asking for a specific spell.

How far away are they?
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65401
>>65400
I'll say 500' for simplicity's sake
rZoLl
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No.65402
65407
[17d6 = 60]
Torc decides he doesn't like this group drawling lots to see who gets eaten, he actually finds the idea of men eating men pretty gay.
So he solves it the one way he knows how to.

Electroshock therapy.
Chain lightning FTW
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65403
65404 65405 65406 65409 65411
This would be a good time for players to roll for initiative tho
rZoLl
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No.65404
[1d20 = 3]
>>65403
Can do
1uaV9
?
No.65405
[1d20 = 3]
>>65403

eLfii
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No.65406
[1d20 = 8]
[1d20+6 = 20]
>>65403

Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65407
65410
>>65402
As the lightning arcs to, through, and to those immediately surrounding, a clear and refined voice issues from the mass, as many in the 'front' part ways.
"That, my good man (and he is mine, the voice murmers to those surrounding), will cost you."
EF8MW
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No.65408
[1d20 = 2]
*hits button and turns to dragon form*
UCAK4
?
No.65409
[1d20 = 3]
>>65403
Stix initiative
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65410
>>65407
"I'm gonna regret that eventually, if live long enough"
rjnHI
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No.65411
65412
[1d20+7 = 25]
>>65403

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65412
>>65411
Wait, it's actually a +9 modifier
NoyBA
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No.65413
65415
[1d20+4 = 13]
[1d20+4 = 18]
So far:
Stix 3
Lenos 2
Infernius 3
Torcuil 3
Trump 8
Fae 20
dice is Addy, Kiynen, and did I miss anyone?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65415
>>65413
Tracy
Anonymous
rjnHI
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No.65419
*brushes birdies*