>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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*covers knives in knife oil*
*covers fur in vest oil*
"So, we gonna slay some bitches or what?"
Where last we left, Trump had just severed two flesh-bags in a manner not dissimilar to that of two enlarged watermelons. The gate, and the walled city stands before the party. It is a structure that stretches impossibly high and overwhelmingly solid.
>>65241>Torc covers spells in spell oil"I wouldn't mind getting out of here"
>>65241*hands sword*
"Pls put poison in sword."
>>65244"You know how to use this stuff, big guy? It's dangerous if you don't know how to handle it.."
devils are immune to poison, btw >>65242Does Infernuis think an earthquake would help?
>>65246"Me know not to cut self or friends with it like this"
>>65248Tracy gives him a look like she really doesn't trust he knows what he's doing, but gives him a dose of bloodroot anyway.
"Say, you got a spell that could boost me, or my blades?"
>>65247Not at the moment. I mean, would he?
>>65249"Yea me have plenty, want to be more fast?"
>>65250It depends on how good the walls are.
>>65252I'd wait until we're inside the building. Use it to collapse the hallways enemies approach us by.
*Utters a prayer to most holy Elway*
>>65253*casts cats grace*
*casts magic weapon*
"You cut better and be faster."
>>65252The floors blend with the walls, and vice versa. It seems structurally reinforced to an absurd degree. Thez steps aside for a moment, giving a handful of things to Addy, hissing briefly at any attempt to question.
"Where did that weeb go?" Tracy wonders aloud, looking around for the ninja horse.
>>65260*casts cats grace on addy*
*casts protection from evil*
>>65263Addy, with a rather shell-shocked look on her face says, "No, here. Like this," and holding out a midnight-blue stone says an incomprehensible word. As she does so, a vapid coalescence fills in around the party, evident only in peripheral vision.
>>65266"Mommy's stone," she says.
>is now covered in slippery magick oil, along with all her blades
>>65267"Addy me love you, me will do everything me can to make sure you are safe"
*hugs*
>>65268"Disgusting. Would not hug"
>>65270It's an old computer: reaction image folders from when I was a /b/tard.
>>65273"Uh. Uh. Aww"
*gently and lightly pats head with palm*
*humps leg one last time, seeing as they'll probably die*
>>65275"I'll think of you sometimes as I play on Mile High Field"
>>65276"Hey brad, how you holding up?"
Okay. Displayed is proposed formation. Trump and Fae can be either forward position, Addy is in purple, Torcuil in green cuz already 2 yellow characters
Lenos is marked, Kiynen has the line, Infernius is red, Addy is purple, Tracy is blue, Stix can be anywhere, flanking and taking advantage of cover throughout
>>65280Tracy has 7 AoOs with that Dex buff, so she'll stay back and kill off anything that approaches, or stab anything that breaks the line in readied action.
>>65278"I'm okay. Better than I was"
>>65281Yes. With her reach, Tracy shares 1st AoO with either Lenos or Kiynen, depending on which side the inbound comes from (the line indicates the tail-range of either)
>>65283>>65281The additional number of attack of opportunities doesn't necessarily mean more than one attack of opportunity, it just means that where there is more than one opportunity to make an attack, you may make up to that number of attacks in a round. A single opponent moving into or out of a threatened area still only counts as a single opportunity, for a single attack
>>65284I know. It just means she can stab 7 different enemies approaching. Good to keep you and Fae from getting flanked/pinned.
>>65284Yes, I apologize if I suggested or indicated otherwise
>>65285She has Opportunist too, so she'll get at least 1 AoO per round anyway.
Also, where she is, anyone who breaks the front line will be flanked, so she'll put one through anyone who gets near Torc/Infernius.
Actually, drawing straight lines, she could flank a few coming from the front too.
>>65287As long as she doesn't miss and accidentally put one through Torcuil himself
>>65291Well, he's behind her, so he's out of the go-to stabbing zone.
>Snek continues to slaughter fleshbags