>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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"These absolute fucking idiots, what do they not ge-"
Torc realizes he's wasting his breath and gets in the newly formed line for the portal.
He then questions why he has to wait behind these children and decides to cut to the front.
>>65024"I don't want to leave them again!" Tracy shouts back
>>65026Two Rocs is already more than enough.
>>65027"Hey! You're a filthy cutter, you dirty line butter!"
>>65028"So you literally send them
to Hell?"
>>65025*unpickles and casts it.*
>>65022"Me dont care, they come with us now."
>>65028By no I mean, I'm not allowing Infernius to alter them in pickle state, and thereby their giant asses are perched (literally) at the entrance so the party can get their happy asses through the portal like they ought to be doing.
>>65029"They be raped here, me not let that happen, and the rocs can help us."
>>65031As a mage once said, "Fuck your plans"
>>65029"Ah fuck you too, now get over here before I find a way to drag you through"
>>65034Not this time. Sammy and BunBun have made their choice. They're making sure the party still has a chance.
>>65036[sad poner noises]
".. I-I promise I be back this time..!" Tracy says, tears streaming from her faces as she dives through.
Thez, in her best Arnold impression, yells, "Get to the portahl!"
>>65034"Infernius. They'll be fine. Better actually once we reset the timeline. They will be worse off if they follow us. Give it up"
"Welp, stay if you guys want. But my Snek is on the other side"
Torcuil dives through
>>65039"Fine"
*disgusted Minotuar face*
*turns back into a pickle*
Whenever everyone gets done fooling around and goes through the portal, Stix will follow in
>>65038Tracy has passed thru, regretful but determined.
>>65042*shrugs*
Trumpaladin goes through
>>65043"They're damned birds. Calm down"
Lenos is through and waiting impatiently arms folded and foot tapping for everyone else
Fae stands there looking dryly at Thez.
>>65047"I'll call you from the otherside"
>>65048Fae sighs and joins Sam and Bunny, as a large contingent of armed and armored troops collide with them. Thez ushers Addy through, and then follows behind.
On the other side is a wasteland. As each person pops through they're immediately impressed by the silence of it all. Sound hardly seems to travel, and the sky is a deep red. In the distance is a mountain of sorts, dotted with light sources.
>>65049Trumpaladin kisses her before going through
"don't worry, you'll get that hellish business trip you've always wanted"
>>65050The silence is broke by a hissing
>"Finally, you idiots made it" "I take it that's where we're headed?" Ponimaru asks, indicating the obvious structure. Thez looks down and kicks at something buried in the rubble. "Yeah, that's the place."
"This place smells funny," Addy whispers.
>>65054"Addy you havent smelled your father much if you think this place smells funny" lenos stage whispers
>>65055"I was just about to say the same thing"
>>65056>>65055"Hey me bathe every now and then."
Trumpaladin now CALLS FAE
[1d20 = 3]The ground beneath crumbles beneath everyone's feet, more arid than one would imagine anywhere could be. The silence of the surrounding environment has an eerie nature to it, as though the landscape its self is looking back at each expectantly.
>>65058Who appears sweating and excited, and not in a lewd sense. Thez meanwhile lifts the portal device over her head to send it crashing down against the ground.
*tosses snek another choclate covered cygnomebyte*>ya now and then is right
Despite the crappy roll, its still a success cuz crazy BAB. The large group of children who someone thought it would be a good idea to bring along are all looking unemotionally expectantly at the party, a few of whom have started stirring rocks with their feet.
>>65064"He smell like shit and mountain dew."
>>65063"At least I try to bathe"
>>65062"Who... Who brought the fucking kids"
>>65065"Its your fault he smells like shit though," Thez quips.
>>65066"It
certainly wasn't my idea," she says, raising her hands. "I thought we were going to war. Against that, by the way," she says, gesturing at the obvious mountain.
>>65062"Wait. I thought Infenius left them? Are they going to be stuck in hell forever?"
>>65068"You seem to have pissed of a whole lot of jews by assaulting the grove. Sam and Rabbit are,..." she looks at Tracy and says unconvincingly, "Fine, I'm sure."
>>65067"Well this is fucking great"
>"Welp, we gotta either get rid of them or hide them" >>65069"This timeline will cease to be."
>>65070Did Fae just lie? She's lawful good
>>65073If everything works out, Sam and Bunny
will be fine, so it isn't a lie.
>>65074I almost had her call him Samuel Xp