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Ebil Nuts
Anonymous
3ZTGM
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No.64148
64150
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65026
65028
>>65024
Sorry, no
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65027
65029
"These absolute fucking idiots, what do they not ge-"
Torc realizes he's wasting his breath and gets in the newly formed line for the portal.

He then questions why he has to wait behind these children and decides to cut to the front.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65028
65029 65031
>>65024
"I don't want to leave them again!" Tracy shouts back
>>65026
Two Rocs is already more than enough.
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65029
65032 65035
>>65027
"Hey! You're a filthy cutter, you dirty line butter!"

>>65028
"So you literally send them to Hell?"
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65030
>>65025
*unpickles and casts it.*
>>65022
"Me dont care, they come with us now."
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65031
65033 65034
>>65028
By no I mean, I'm not allowing Infernius to alter them in pickle state, and thereby their giant asses are perched (literally) at the entrance so the party can get their happy asses through the portal like they ought to be doing.
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65032
>>65029
"They be raped here, me not let that happen, and the rocs can help us."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65033
>>65031
[sad poner noises]
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65034
65036 65039
>>65031
As a mage once said, "Fuck your plans"
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65035
>>65029
"Ah fuck you too, now get over here before I find a way to drag you through"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65036
65037
>>65034
Not this time. Sammy and BunBun have made their choice. They're making sure the party still has a chance.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65037
>>65036
[sad poner noises]
".. I-I promise I be back this time..!" Tracy says, tears streaming from her faces as she dives through.
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65038
65043
Thez, in her best Arnold impression, yells, "Get to the portahl!"
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65039
65041
>>65034
"Infernius. They'll be fine. Better actually once we reset the timeline. They will be worse off if they follow us. Give it up"
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65040
"Welp, stay if you guys want. But my Snek is on the other side"
Torcuil dives through
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65041
>>65039
"Fine"
*disgusted Minotuar face*
*turns back into a pickle*
Anonymous
UCAK4
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No.65042
65044
Whenever everyone gets done fooling around and goes through the portal, Stix will follow in
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65043
65044
>>65038
Tracy has passed thru, regretful but determined.
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65044
65046
>>65042
*shrugs*

Trumpaladin goes through

>>65043
"They're damned birds. Calm down"
Anonymous
NpdlP
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No.65045
Lenos is through and waiting impatiently arms folded and foot tapping for everyone else
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65046
>>65044
"I AM CALM!!!"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65047
65048
Fae stands there looking dryly at Thez.
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65048
65049
>>65047
"I'll call you from the otherside"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65049
65051
>>65048
Fae sighs and joins Sam and Bunny, as a large contingent of armed and armored troops collide with them. Thez ushers Addy through, and then follows behind.

Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65050
65052
On the other side is a wasteland. As each person pops through they're immediately impressed by the silence of it all. Sound hardly seems to travel, and the sky is a deep red. In the distance is a mountain of sorts, dotted with light sources.
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65051
>>65049
Trumpaladin kisses her before going through
"don't worry, you'll get that hellish business trip you've always wanted"
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65052
65053
>>65050
The silence is broke by a hissing
>"Finally, you idiots made it"
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65053
>>65052
"No u"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65054
65055
"I take it that's where we're headed?" Ponimaru asks, indicating the obvious structure. Thez looks down and kicks at something buried in the rubble. "Yeah, that's the place."
"This place smells funny," Addy whispers.
Anonymous
NpdlP
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No.65055
65056 65057
>>65054
"Addy you havent smelled your father much if you think this place smells funny" lenos stage whispers
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65056
65057
>>65055
"I was just about to say the same thing"
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65057
65059
>>65056
>>65055
"Hey me bathe every now and then."
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65058
65060
Trumpaladin now CALLS FAE
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65059
65063
>>65057
>"(((Now and then)))"
"Noodle here is right"
NoyBA
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No.65060
65068
[1d20 = 3]
The ground beneath crumbles beneath everyone's feet, more arid than one would imagine anywhere could be. The silence of the surrounding environment has an eerie nature to it, as though the landscape its self is looking back at each expectantly.
>>65058
Who appears sweating and excited, and not in a lewd sense. Thez meanwhile lifts the portal device over her head to send it crashing down against the ground.
Anonymous
NpdlP
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No.65061
*tosses snek another choclate covered cygnomebyte*>ya now and then is right
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65062
65066 65069
Despite the crappy roll, its still a success cuz crazy BAB. The large group of children who someone thought it would be a good idea to bring along are all looking unemotionally expectantly at the party, a few of whom have started stirring rocks with their feet.
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65063
65064 65066
>>65059
"Have you smelled torc?"
Anonymous
NpdlP
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No.65064
65065
>>65063
I try not too
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65065
65067
>>65064
"He smell like shit and mountain dew."
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65066
65067
>>65063
"At least I try to bathe"
>>65062
"Who... Who brought the fucking kids"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65067
65071
>>65065
"Its your fault he smells like shit though," Thez quips.
>>65066
"It certainly wasn't my idea," she says, raising her hands. "I thought we were going to war. Against that, by the way," she says, gesturing at the obvious mountain.
Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65068
65070
>>65060
"What happened?"

Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65069
65072
>>65062
"Wait. I thought Infenius left them? Are they going to be stuck in hell forever?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65070
65073 65074
>>65068
"You seem to have pissed of a whole lot of jews by assaulting the grove. Sam and Rabbit are,..." she looks at Tracy and says unconvincingly, "Fine, I'm sure."
Anonymous
rZoLl
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No.65071
>>65067
"Well this is fucking great"
>"Welp, we gotta either get rid of them or hide them"
Anonymous
1uaV9
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No.65072
>>65069
"This timeline will cease to be."

Anonymous
eLfii
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No.65073
65075 65085
>>65070
Did Fae just lie? She's lawful good

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
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No.65074
65075
>>65070
>rabbit
[audible grumbling]
Anonymous
NoyBA
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No.65075
65076 65085
>>65073
If everything works out, Sam and Bunny will be fine, so it isn't a lie.
>>65074
I almost had her call him Samuel Xp