>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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[17d20 = 178]
To get the ball rolling, the CGBs are attacking. First off, Tracy needs to roll a will save, which is the first dice. The rest are attack rolls.
Lucky, Tracy's spiked chain was not taken control of. However, I'm seeing several hits. In fact, I'm seeing Trump, Tracy, Thez (again) and Infernius need to make opposed grapple checks (d20+str).
[1d20+3 = 22]>>64462Rolling
But there should be +17 base attack bonus
>>64464Bab is only for the touch attack to start a grapple.
>>64465And Tracy has 13 strength, not 14. So a +1, not a +2
[1d20+7 = 15]
[4d20+5 = 50]
>>64466Ah
>>64467If I beat the grapple, can Tracy roll to yank the chain towards her?
>>64469Yours is moot, he rolled a 1
Everyone passed, except Trump. There is a barbed blade sticking out of his arm now
>>64470Can Tracy counter-grapple by pulling the chain?
>>64471Pulling does no good. The gnomes aren't actually swinging/attacking with the chains, they're controlling them. The chains are still secured to the ceiling somewhere. Thez maintains a ready stance, prepared to attack any attack that comes near Addy. The dispelled area of darkness around the party shrinks to a 30' sphere, and the gnomes again have concealment.
>>64472With his other arm, can Trumpaladin attempt to sever the chain barbed to him with Suigoto?
Addy however, whispers at Thez, "Why aren't you doing anything? You could skull-fuck these guys." which draws her a stern look.
Infernius/Stix' turn, followed by Tracy/Torcuil, then Trump (if they survive that long)
[3d20 = 23]>>64474“Is at first you succeeded in making a shot in the dark... I guess keep at it.”
Stix launches another volley of three arrows at the next target.
>>64472>>64474I summon a couatl with a stahlhelm on.
>>64476Unsuccessful, gud try tho. Incidentally, we were talking and there's several useful options for nonconventional arrows that Stix will want to look into later.
>>64477With a what now?
>>64478>>64478A Stahlhelm is the standard German issue helmet since late WW1
>>64477Alright, a Couatl by the name of Quetzal appears in a display of magical fireworks n shit.
"Technically, you should be summoning a CG creature rather than a LG one, but Hitler's okay with it." The giant flying serpent quips.
>>64482"Hope your hungry for demonic gnomes"
>>64484Q> "I wouldn't say hungry, but I'm all out of bubblegum,...."
>>64485"Digest them,they let pedophiles rape kids to death then they revived them to start the process over."
Tracy uses a move action to gain concealment with Cloak Dance, and a standard action to cast daylight on one of the chains leading towards the creatures with her Hand of Glory.
"I didn't come here to chase midgets in the dark!" she hisses, frustrated by the gnome's concealment.
>>64486"Now who's the one with the vore fetish?"
Trumpaladin quips
[17d6 = 74]
For the 6 gorillianth time, Torcuil makes a Mike Pence joke while casting an electric spell...
How shocking...
Anyway, Torc casts Chain Lightning on the gnome demons, targeting one and designating the others as secondary targets.
>>64490"Oi, put that shit away before the children see it"
>>64490"Put that away!"
A>"Mom, is dad a weirdo?"
C>"This guy summoned me?"
>>64490"'bettin' that won't be so flacid if the gnomes get eaten right in front of you"
>>64492"Oops"
To Q "the paladin made me do it."
>>64493"We will hear a metallic thud from you if we see it."
>>64493"Flashy.." Tracy says with an exasperated sigh
"Can we all talk about our kinks
after we kill-off the home invaders?" she continues, scouring the darkness for any other signs of movement.
Now here's the thing about chain lightning. I looked over the specs. Since they're all connected to the chain, they all take initial AND secondary damage
>>64496"MY ARM HAS BEEN IMPALED BY A CHAIN! What do you want me to do but talk?"
Trump will need to roll a Fortitude save
>>64497>Zozzling intensifies>>64501>Jazz music stopsNow might be a good time to list reasons why I shouldn't be banned and Torc shouldn't be killed
>>64504I would say he passed
>>64505Plz not again
"Fuck"
>"I'll prepare the funeral and obituary""I'm sure we can bring him back"
Snek then turns and mlems at Torc a couple times
>"I meant for you you fucking idiot" >>64504Okay good.
Highly singed, but still quite alive (with very few HP remaining) Trump will be involuntarily twitching for some time, but he's not dead. The Gnomes,... they didn't make it.
>>64505Let's not waste any more spell slots.
>>64508Fae uses fangs and claws, not spells
>>64507If my character can't go after males anymore I am going to be pissed