>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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Okay to be honest I just threw the Podesta's in there for some blatant murder. Its not supposed to be a fight, just a general beat-down and later torture like Alefantis. So yes, hurry up and dispose of them.
>>64612Tracy heads down to the forge, going about her business checking the rooms on the way.
>>64617That's a big fucking sack dude...
>>64619Just don't let it weigh you down.
>>64617"That's... just.... Why do you want to keep that?"
Alright. The tower is now - as Tracy is determining - clear of any further intruders, threats, etc.
>>64623How's the forge and the rest of the place look? Did they touch all of our stuff?
>>64623Detect Evil doesn't work on Thez any more right? Find Thez
>>64625*seething intensifies*
Tracy paces around the tower for a bit, trying to blow off some steam.
Back on the dais, Thez is inspecting her doorway-looking device, while Addy climbs along the chains.
I'm gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea what the hell Torc is doing at this point.
First he was supposed to be following Thez, then I think he's wandering around but I haven't heard shit.
>>64628Probably only after wandering around the tower yelling "THEZ!" for ten minutes, Trumpaladin walks upon Thez
"Hello, you say you have a gateway to hell in here?
Before we go, should we rest or craft anything for the new pony adventurer?"
>>64629He would be still afaik. There's nothing else going on in the tower outside player actions. The library is torn apart, the mess area is,... a mess. The whole place looks like it got raided by the DEA. Thez is trying to figure out how to make the device work, and failing miserably.
>>64629"Hey wanna torture some child rapists?"
>>64622"To keep jews that hurt kids in"
>>64630"The forge is a wreck. No crafting tonight!" Tracy shouts from across the tower
>>64632"Can't you like flush it down a toliet? It already smells bad and is going to smell worse"
>>64633"Awww. Maybe just a teeny little bit of crafting?"
>>64630"Yeah, this thing. Its supposed to be a direct portal for objects of mundane size." Remember that time she called in a favor? "But I don't know how to make it work when the other side isn't active."
>>64635"When you learn to create tools out of thin air!" Echoes the voice
>>64634"Ok you get second crack"
*slams bag against wall*
*opens bag and pours them on the floor*
"Take your pick"
>>64636"Uh, were you getting a favor from a friend in the Abyss?"
>>64637"Well I was asking Thez"
>>64633There is one thing of note however. That mace that was soaking in blood,....
>>64631After sulking across the tower for a few minutes, Tracy puts on a presentable-face and busies herself wiping the blood off of those expressionless kids.
>>64635"No sorry me need it, but me will wash it in river later."
>>64636"I CAN TRY CALLING IN A FAVOR THEZ, JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT"
>>64638Torc picks the runt of the litter and-
(USER'S POST WAS CENSORED FOR CONTAINING GRUESOME SHIT)Torc then realizes he's gonna need a new outfit...
>>64639"No, I was getting it from my brother, in hell," she says frustrated. "But that's not gonna happen. Fug. FUG!"
>>64642>"I need your help" >>64646Checking those sweet digits
>>64643It was only soaking for 53 times the recommended duration...
>>64648Now the mace is still in the vat, but the vat is empty except for some drops of dried blood stained to the side. The mace its self has taken on a matte blood hue and appearance, and there's something,... off about it.
>>64646Checked
>>64645">with what?"
>>64644"Torc you have ice pick me feel like lobotomizing this one."
>>64650Tracy reaches out to grab it, because why wouldn't she?
>>64651>"I can't get this damn... stupid... thing... to work...."Infernius gets the impression she's hitting the thing.
>>64646Nice digits friend
>>64645"HOLD ON THEZ"
Torc then hands a small piece of paper, containing a note to Death on it, to the dying kike at his feet
"Do something useful for once, and deliver this to the Grim Reaper for me."
Torc then walks towards the area where Thez and Trump are
>>64653">Uh ok me dont know if me will be much help. But me on the way."
>>64654*puts living kiddie diddler in the sack of later raping*
"Hey come on, thez need help."
>>64656"No no no, he needs to die. I wanna see if I can get notes to Death like that"
>>64657"Fine just make it painful."
>>64659Nice try, but Death only collects souls that need to be weighed and balanced. Those lot are pretty much set.
>>64652*poke poke*
Tracy knows nothing about magick items. Muind she made this one because it was the only one in the catalog that doesn't require spells.
>>64661"It
should be done by now... Fuck, I forgot what it's supposed to do.."