RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>60074
Tracy sighs, realizing that she's probably not going to be able to get her beloved knives back next session.
Tracy sighs, realizing that she's probably not going to be able to get her beloved knives back next session.
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>from the outside
*Toes sink into chest fluff*
"There you go..." Tracy says, patting her chest that seems slightly poofier from the disturbance but otherwise unchanged
*Toes sink into chest fluff*
"There you go..." Tracy says, patting her chest that seems slightly poofier from the disturbance but otherwise unchanged
>>60088
*fluff poofs out, making Tracy visibly double in size*
Are you sure you want to try that?
*static begins to pull Infernius closer somewhat*
*fluff poofs out, making Tracy visibly double in size*
Are you sure you want to try that?
*static begins to pull Infernius closer somewhat*
[1d20+32 = 40]
>>59987
Scenarion 3: Trumpaladin uses the full force of his charisma to see if That Bitch wants sum fug
>>59987
Scenarion 3: Trumpaladin uses the full force of his charisma to see if That Bitch wants sum fug
>>60095
I figured Berry would be an Abomination (infernal), rather than a regular fiend, desu. A borderline goddess.
I figured Berry would be an Abomination (infernal), rather than a regular fiend, desu. A borderline goddess.
*unsheathes sword*
>>60111
We were shitposting on the discord that Berry Ebil was more powerful than Soros could ever dream to be.
We were shitposting on the discord that Berry Ebil was more powerful than Soros could ever dream to be.
>>60120
I think 2 was most interesting, but I'll be quiet about it because I don't want to come off as a prick.
I think 2 was most interesting, but I'll be quiet about it because I don't want to come off as a prick.
Kidding aside, I don't know; I've seen votes and rolls and suggestions and requests that aren't among the options, and all manner of what have you. What I haven't seen and no, I'm not logging in for the moment is a clear statement that reflects what everyone wants, pertaining to the three choices
>>60126
I'm not just being coy, its that each path has a particular brand of spoilers. Personally, I prefer the second path also, just as long as no one is gonna get pissy cuz "muh swag".
I'm not just being coy, its that each path has a particular brand of spoilers. Personally, I prefer the second path also, just as long as no one is gonna get pissy cuz "muh swag".
>>60126
Those bracers always intrigued me desu. I suspected there was some special secret to them. Functionally, they seemed much less good than regular Bracers of Relentless Might, so I figured there was some hidden function or curse that distinguished them as artifacts.
Those bracers always intrigued me desu. I suspected there was some special secret to them. Functionally, they seemed much less good than regular Bracers of Relentless Might, so I figured there was some hidden function or curse that distinguished them as artifacts.
>>60129
Definitely. I don't think any other item gives such a drastic boost to stats.
Infernius had better make sure nobody sunders his belt while he's wearing them though.
Definitely. I don't think any other item gives such a drastic boost to stats.
Infernius had better make sure nobody sunders his belt while he's wearing them though.
>>60130
Cursed items are cool that way. It's more fun for the most powerful magick items to have some kind of drawback, consequence, or key to activate them.
Cursed items are cool that way. It's more fun for the most powerful magick items to have some kind of drawback, consequence, or key to activate them.
>>60131
Also a good way to punish anyone who looted your home-made equipment from your cold dead body.
Also a good way to punish anyone who looted your home-made equipment from your cold dead body.
>>60134
Seems like a fun boss, desu. It's already been spoiled that it does that at this point, so I guess....
Seems like a fun boss, desu. It's already been spoiled that it does that at this point, so I guess....
>>60140
I'm surprised you haven't been crafting very much at all.
Ever thought of upgrading your sword?
I'm surprised you haven't been crafting very much at all.
Ever thought of upgrading your sword?
>>60142
>high powered.
It's just a +2 greatsword of Flaming Burst. He could turn it into a Flame Tongue, or add all sorts of effects to it.
>high powered.
It's just a +2 greatsword of Flaming Burst. He could turn it into a Flame Tongue, or add all sorts of effects to it.
Torc, Snek, and Stix stroll in the lobby of the tower.
"Alright, you said you needed gear. What are you looking at?"
"Alright, you said you needed gear. What are you looking at?"
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Through the skies, riding down from a cosmic range, is the man with lasso and stern face. Angry, resolves face. He rides attop a fiendish horse. Devil horse, black and snorting fire, flaming mane, galloping through the air
>>60173
Look for love in all the wrong places...
“Well... I’m looking for a better bow hopefully, some leg protection would be nice, and I got to swing by the port to get my dagger back.”
Look for love in all the wrong places...
“Well... I’m looking for a better bow hopefully, some leg protection would be nice, and I got to swing by the port to get my dagger back.”
>>60177
"Reee you don't get my whole soul. Maybe for like a week. Why not a barrel of apples or something?"
"Reee you don't get my whole soul. Maybe for like a week. Why not a barrel of apples or something?"
>>60176
"So, you need a new bow, bracers, and you wanna get your dagger back. Okay, follow me"
Torc leads Stix to the crafting room
"So, you need a new bow, bracers, and you wanna get your dagger back. Okay, follow me"
Torc leads Stix to the crafting room
[1d20 = 16]
>>60194
"Er, I'm not quite sure. I'd say follow Mr. Snek, he's good at finding stuff"
Perception for Snek
>>60194
"Er, I'm not quite sure. I'd say follow Mr. Snek, he's good at finding stuff"
Perception for Snek
>>60196
".... We'll speak more on this when the slight against me has been avenged.
Yipee Ki-yay!"
Trumpaladin rides the devil horse across the endless skies
".... We'll speak more on this when the slight against me has been avenged.
Yipee Ki-yay!"
Trumpaladin rides the devil horse across the endless skies
>>60197
Eh, good enough.
After a little search they stumble upon the machine
"Ah here we go. Now to see if it'll work"
Eh, good enough.
After a little search they stumble upon the machine
"Ah here we go. Now to see if it'll work"
>>60199
Sorry for the delay, but I thought you were going to follow up with how it was activated.
“How does it work? Is there a lever? Does it need materials to build one?”
Sorry for the delay, but I thought you were going to follow up with how it was activated.
“How does it work? Is there a lever? Does it need materials to build one?”
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