RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
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O.o
What did I just fucking read
>>59963An event that occurred in a place between sessions.
Watch the next episode unfold on this grand misadventure.
>>59964Weekdays at 11:00pm only on the Mixed Nuts channel.
I still don't know what's going on in the rest of the game, desu.
>>59969*ignores*
*cold chill sweeps through the room*
>>59970*heils like no one has ever heiled before*
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Today's listings
>1:00-5:00 Assorted shitposting
>5:00-7:30 Meta-fagging so hard your head will spin
>7:30-11:00 A word from our sponsors
>11:00-12:00 To be scheduled
>>59974>>59966Cute birbs!!!
>>59973You forgot
1pm: torc is raped by that bitch
>>59976Raped through time an space.
>>59978That sounds pretty (((Einstein)))ish m8
>>59979I never said time was relative. Im not retarded.
>>59983Actually, depending on how possessive Death is...
>>59984Possessiveness shouldn't matter.
Be loyal to your waifu.
So for clarification, the party is currently at an impasse. I issued the challenge of "determine where the party is at", with three possible scenarios.
Scenario 1 is, the party is where they were at the "first" conclusion of the Cardashil invasion, where Trump made good his escape with Fae, Infernius is still stuck in the city, and Tracy is concealed somewhere on premesis.
Scenario 2 is the one where Infernius and(?) Trump wake up in the entertron, Trump's equipment being hidden somewhere underneath the Cardashil park area, and Infernius' equipment now in the possession of a demon that has taken residence in his corpse.
Scenario 3 is different than Scenario 1 or 2, and has not been described yet. No, the party does not get to determine Scenario 3.
>>59985I'm not saying I'm gonna go with it, trust me Torc wishes to remain loyal...
But if Death where to catch wind that someone was trying to steal her Meme-boy...
>>59989It's better not to count on those sort of things, desu.
>>59987So... scenario 3 is the secret option? Like you can keep your check of one thousand dollars or trade it to find out what is behind the curtain? Kind of like that?
>everyone waits for quads
Hopefully Death likes digits
The Game Shall Last Forever!
>>60003Take a guess. It could have been posted/deleted, bypassed entirely, who knows?
>>60001
More bots would still come though.
>>60006Let them come. He has a sword dedicated to sundering, a feat dedicated to sundering, a ring of evasion, and a ring of fire resistance, that have been entirely useless pretty much the entire campaign. Now is the chance to make it shine. You say you want to live up to the black guard roll? Well, I want to live up to the Warrior roll.
>>60009Your not the only warrior pal.
>>60009Do you intend to escape, or just take on the entire Cardishil security force?
>>60011My childhood just came to mind when you said that for some reason:
https://youtu.be/wv8gXqwu0IM >>60011Kill as much as could be killed, then escape
>>60012A reference I never thought I would see in Mixed Nuts...
Veggie Tales...
>>60013I thought the idea was to
avoid getting killed?
>>60013We have to kill that bitch.
>>60013>pointless destruction of propertyThat only increases the chance of getting killed in various ways, or corridors of escape being shut-off, or the enemy recognizing you through the disguise.
>>60014That was about all I was allowed to watch for about half a decade. My parents were very cautious about what TV could do to a developing kid.
>>60016I was planning to snipe her. Tracy isn't far from her, crossbow drawn.
>>60019As they should have been.
>>60020I dont think it will be that easy.
Wait a minute. If Fae moves to the bot in a move action, then readies to cast Obscuring Mist after Trumpaladin makes his attack, then Trumpaladin could attack and the obscuring mist be placed directly over them, which would require at least one of the flame weapons for the robots to clear, necessarily wasting an enemy attack
>>60018You've been whining "give me something to kill, I'm craving xp" for months now
>>60022Thank you, and the failed attempt could be quite consequential
>>60023sigh >>60023Concealment wouldn't protect you from breath weapons, I think.
Also, do you really wanna risk that Concentration check to destroy a couple more bots when you could just escape?
>>60025>ConcealmentRead the entry for Obscuring mist. The only way to disperse it, besides wind, is fire. They'll have to burn it away first, which is precisely what they will do.
>>60027Would the robots even attack the mist automatically? Aren’t they programmed to attack humanoids or similar forms that don’t have ID?
>>60029If the robots do not attack Trump and Fae when they are in the mist, then I'm not sure what the problem is
>>60027Yeah, but the weapon would still hit you as the bots blasted through it.
Regardless, is this really what you want to do?
>>60032Hmmm.... If it's not an effective shield for an attack, then maybe it would be best to use it in the center, so maybe a bot will be confused and won't make it across to attack
>sure you want to do thisI just want to kill
one. Not all five, not waves of reinforcements, just
one before it's time to run
>>60031Hm, someone was paying attention
>>60026M8, staying and killing more bots wasn't one of the 3 options.
>>60034I suspected this as well. Figured that was how they say the cards.
>>60036I'll take the opportunity to point out that no matter how she had played it, that scene where Tracy was trying to hide in an alley from the first bot was absolutely hilarious to me, considering thermal vision.
>I is sneaky hided -Tracy>Obvious AF signature detected -Shazbot >>60037It gave me a chuckle too, particularly the image of her futilely attempting to hide big bird on top of that.
>>60037Then the question comes... how are they fooled by ID card? Would the card have to tell it a certain heat signature to identify to let the person pass? Maybe I’m thinking too hard about it.
>>60038>>>60039I probably shouldn't say. Already we've reached levels of metafagging that shouldn't even be possible
What does smiting do to an attack?
>>60042Typically moar damage, sometimes multiplied I think
>>60043Good to know.
Another question about attacks: if a sword is described as "+2" where do I apply the bonus? To the roll for damage, or to see if it hit?
>>60045Even better
Alright, my meta is content for now
>>60040This.
Can we not do this next time a PC dies?
>>60047Fuck you. You go die and lose all of your equipment, including impossible to replace items, because of a misinterpretation of a spell
>>60048They're not lost, they're buried.
I just don't want to do all this meta every time someone dies.
>>60050Then don't do meta. Just let me play the game where we left off
So wait, which option are we going for?
>>60056Are other people leaving or are they not? If yes, then he goes with them. If no, then he stays with them
>>60055Essentially scenarios 2 and 1, respectively
I say just roll 1d3.
That way there's no question about it.
>>60060Fine. He flees on Fae, and calls on Infenrius and Tracy
So then, is that what happens?