RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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*reads ID cards*
Can I get a quick rundown on what would've happened since Infernius's faggot returned? Tracy's next course of action will depend on what happened to Infernius.
>>59362
I should've communicated my plans.. I hadn't expected Infernius or Fae to be seen ahead of time..
I should've communicated my plans.. I hadn't expected Infernius or Fae to be seen ahead of time..
*reaches out with mind looking for knives*
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"Are you going to Scarborough fair....
parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme....
Re-member me, to one who lives there
She, once was, a true love of mine..."
parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme....
Re-member me, to one who lives there
She, once was, a true love of mine..."
>>59369
My favorite part of the song is:
Tell her to find me an acre of land
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand
Then she’ll be a true love of mine
My favorite part of the song is:
Tell her to find me an acre of land
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Between the salt water and the sea strand
Then she’ll be a true love of mine
>>59370
"Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
And gather it all in a bunch of heather
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
"Tell her to reap it with a sickle of leather
Parsley sage rosemary and thyme
And gather it all in a bunch of heather
Then she'll be a true love of mine"
>>59371
I am looking up the lyrics, but I can’t find this one part I swear I remember where the woman, knowing it is impossible, trys the things in the song anyway, and regains the love of the singer... maybe someone made that part up for a happy ending to the tune?
I am looking up the lyrics, but I can’t find this one part I swear I remember where the woman, knowing it is impossible, trys the things in the song anyway, and regains the love of the singer... maybe someone made that part up for a happy ending to the tune?
>>59375
I'm planning for it. I'm headed out for some errands with Lenos' fgt for the next few hours, but ~5p (pst) I'll be here for the duration. Apologies for last night, I got way drunk waiting for INfernius to return (nobully), but there's several reasons I didn't advance the story cuz there's elements that the party in general and Infernius in particular are unaware of.
I'm planning for it. I'm headed out for some errands with Lenos' fgt for the next few hours, but ~5p (pst) I'll be here for the duration. Apologies for last night, I got way drunk waiting for INfernius to return (nobully), but there's several reasons I didn't advance the story cuz there's elements that the party in general and Infernius in particular are unaware of.
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>is back
[14d8 = 74]
Alright. When we last left off, Infernius got hit by 2 breath weapons, but he also got 20s for 2 of 'em, so I'll call that 1/2 damage.
Alright. When we last left off, Infernius got hit by 2 breath weapons, but he also got 20s for 2 of 'em, so I'll call that 1/2 damage.
>>59402
Why yes it was
Whoops, Fae actually goes before That Bitch, and being as though she's in charge of transit, that is the moment that she breaks away into the air, with Trump atop. Trump will still be able to grenade them, but he goes last cuz >1 initiative
Why yes it was
Whoops, Fae actually goes before That Bitch, and being as though she's in charge of transit, that is the moment that she breaks away into the air, with Trump atop. Trump will still be able to grenade them, but he goes last cuz >1 initiative
>>59407
I can't do that on mobile. I can't read spoilered text either. I used to view the post with the edit feature but I can't do that anymore
I can't do that on mobile. I can't read spoilered text either. I used to view the post with the edit feature but I can't do that anymore
>>59408
fair point. I don't recall the saving throw desu, I never bothered to write it down, and its a custom creature (mine) so I wanna say it was 22, but I was pretty wasted so idk
fair point. I don't recall the saving throw desu, I never bothered to write it down, and its a custom creature (mine) so I wanna say it was 22, but I was pretty wasted so idk
>>59410
I prefer to keep it ambiguous anyway, since the characters have no way of knowing meta numbers.
I prefer to keep it ambiguous anyway, since the characters have no way of knowing meta numbers.
How could you even dodge flames coming at you from every direction?
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If Trump isn't losing half of his health in a round...
Fae: Pounce bot
Fae: Pounce bot
>>59431
Why not do something productive like use the 60 foot chain and improved sunder to destroy the nozzles on the bots?
Why not do something productive like use the 60 foot chain and improved sunder to destroy the nozzles on the bots?
>>59432
Kek
Snek slams open the door
>"Terrible trip, wouldn't do again"
"Good, Next time I won't bring you. Hey Thez, hey Stix"
Kek
Snek slams open the door
>"Terrible trip, wouldn't do again"
"Good, Next time I won't bring you. Hey Thez, hey Stix"
>>59435
"Getting a new cannon while this fucker" Torc kicks Snek "wanted to eat the gnomes selling it to me"
"Getting a new cannon while this fucker" Torc kicks Snek "wanted to eat the gnomes selling it to me"
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[1d20+31 = 40]
Sunder the nozzle of the shazbot Fae has placed Trumpaladin near
Sunder the nozzle of the shazbot Fae has placed Trumpaladin near
>>59439
"Well Solvania sent me some plans about a exploding trebuchet shot or something, so.I was thinking about checking that out.
Have you met Slovania yet?"
"Well Solvania sent me some plans about a exploding trebuchet shot or something, so.I was thinking about checking that out.
Have you met Slovania yet?"
>>59437
"That's silly. Find an obscure gnome tha't's into knitting or something for that, never one you'll need."
"That's silly. Find an obscure gnome tha't's into knitting or something for that, never one you'll need."
>>59440
“Oh yeah. I saw that trebuchet thing when I met her. I got to try building one of those things sometime.”
“Oh yeah. I saw that trebuchet thing when I met her. I got to try building one of those things sometime.”
>>59446
“Well... a bit of a story on my part. I suppose I can give you the fast version if you want.”
“Well... a bit of a story on my part. I suppose I can give you the fast version if you want.”
[1d20+23 = 29]
Rolling to steal another identity.
Forgot to add synergy last couple times.
Rolling to steal another identity.
Forgot to add synergy last couple times.
>>59450
“Let’s see... I found a ton of evil creatures in a tree. Tracy was bit by a rock. I found a talking squirrel in a grove. I got a big acorn. And I met Thez here... but not before I thought she was attacking the port.”
“Let’s see... I found a ton of evil creatures in a tree. Tracy was bit by a rock. I found a talking squirrel in a grove. I got a big acorn. And I met Thez here... but not before I thought she was attacking the port.”
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