RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.
We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.
Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>60206
"Are you sure he's in the tower horsey?"
*pets horse on ears*
"You may just be smelling him from yesterday.
I guess we should go there anyways... I need to change clothing..."
"Are you sure he's in the tower horsey?"
*pets horse on ears*
"You may just be smelling him from yesterday.
I guess we should go there anyways... I need to change clothing..."
>>60208
At least Stix won’t be physically and mentally scarred for a little while longer then. Goodnight
At least Stix won’t be physically and mentally scarred for a little while longer then. Goodnight
Her next training regime will be Cloak Dance btw.
Hey, maybe we could feed the gibberniggers to Kiyen. That would make them useful for something: a staple for creatures that feed on humanoids, without causing drama.
I'll have Tracy ask her about it (taste test) when I have her go to Durpistan.
I'll have Tracy ask her about it (taste test) when I have her go to Durpistan.
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>Kefka: "How does my new cosplay look?"
>Tfw
I made this one to test out the colors displayed in >>58462 → instead of just de-saturating. Looks a bit extra blue, but it is just a test.
>Tfw
I made this one to test out the colors displayed in >>58462 → instead of just de-saturating. Looks a bit extra blue, but it is just a test.
Will everyone be here this weekend?
I will.
I will.
>>60217
Trumpaladin is somewhat relieved that the pony is no longer demanding his soul. He goes off and does a set of actions described in the discord
Trumpaladin is somewhat relieved that the pony is no longer demanding his soul. He goes off and does a set of actions described in the discord
>>60223
I just want to play out the scene exactly as it would have but for the spell misinterpretation. That may still leave trumpaladin and Infernius to be killed by the bots, but at least there would be something of a battle.
Failing that, just an all out withdrawal from Cardishore
>>60227
That won't un-pet Stix
>>60228
You can lose your equipment too
I just want to play out the scene exactly as it would have but for the spell misinterpretation. That may still leave trumpaladin and Infernius to be killed by the bots, but at least there would be something of a battle.
Failing that, just an all out withdrawal from Cardishore
>>60227
That won't un-pet Stix
>>60228
You can lose your equipment too
>>60228
Scenario one is turning tail and running, with little reward, but safe equipment.
2 is big losses for time being, but interesting things revealed.
3 is a mystery box.
Also, from now on, I think we outta learn to leave the stuff we probably won't use at home.
Scenario one is turning tail and running, with little reward, but safe equipment.
2 is big losses for time being, but interesting things revealed.
3 is a mystery box.
Also, from now on, I think we outta learn to leave the stuff we probably won't use at home.
>>60230
Here's the problem. Scenario 2 should never have existed. Scenario 2 occurred because when Infernius showed back up to continue the fight and I rewound the game - by 3 rounds mind you - Trump suddenly decided he wanted to go in a completely different direction. It was that very decision that fragmented the possible outcome into 3 scenarios.
Scenario 1 is the "Original". Scenario 2 is the "Deviation". Scenario 3 is "GM's Choice".
Here's the problem. Scenario 2 should never have existed. Scenario 2 occurred because when Infernius showed back up to continue the fight and I rewound the game - by 3 rounds mind you - Trump suddenly decided he wanted to go in a completely different direction. It was that very decision that fragmented the possible outcome into 3 scenarios.
Scenario 1 is the "Original". Scenario 2 is the "Deviation". Scenario 3 is "GM's Choice".
>>60234
Oh look, someone who noticed the comment about "There have been an increase in inturuders lately,"
Oh look, someone who noticed the comment about "There have been an increase in inturuders lately,"
>>60240
I did.
Does Tracy's Armor of Darkness protect her from Sneak Attacks when it covers her body, since it obscures her anatomy?
I did.
Does Tracy's Armor of Darkness protect her from Sneak Attacks when it covers her body, since it obscures her anatomy?
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>>60243
Bob is the shadow(servant) Thez gets as a Shadow-Dancer, who spends all his time attached to the Ghost-Touch Oath-Bow that she picked up once upon a time.
>>60245
Yes, and he's done so much with it
>>60242
Yeah no, no one got the kooky shadow-armor, because Torcuil had Covfefe, and when Thez approached him with the Dreadwraith scraps he compulsively lied about being able to use them to craft shadow armor.
Bob is the shadow(servant) Thez gets as a Shadow-Dancer, who spends all his time attached to the Ghost-Touch Oath-Bow that she picked up once upon a time.
>>60245
Yes, and he's done so much with it
>>60242
Yeah no, no one got the kooky shadow-armor, because Torcuil had Covfefe, and when Thez approached him with the Dreadwraith scraps he compulsively lied about being able to use them to craft shadow armor.
>>60246
Oh, that thing
Nevermind then...
He might want some light armor thought
>"Are you even gonna get around to enchanting my hat?"
Oh yeah, I need to enchant Snek's hat
Oh, that thing
Nevermind then...
He might want some light armor thought
>"Are you even gonna get around to enchanting my hat?"
Oh yeah, I need to enchant Snek's hat
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>>60249
Yeah I know. This is the first time I've even mentioned covfefe since then, cuz I'm irritated that it threw a wrench in the whole idea
Yeah I know. This is the first time I've even mentioned covfefe since then, cuz I'm irritated that it threw a wrench in the whole idea
>>60249
>tfw you realize you have a lot less AC than you previously thought
I guess I outta get her a chainshirt....
>tfw you realize you have a lot less AC than you previously thought
I guess I outta get her a chainshirt....
>>60254
Tracy's abilities aren't meant for fighting: they're meant for murdering people.
Weren't you going to escape anyway?
Tracy's abilities aren't meant for fighting: they're meant for murdering people.
Weren't you going to escape anyway?
>>60263
Yep. It's "allies within 10 feet (probably like 30 feet by level 17, I haven't checked) receive the benefit of that Paladin's Divine Grace." It's to eliminate that awkward imbalance where Trumpaladin has a high enough saving throw bonus to be confident in a situation, but the mount he's riding does not
Yep. It's "allies within 10 feet (probably like 30 feet by level 17, I haven't checked) receive the benefit of that Paladin's Divine Grace." It's to eliminate that awkward imbalance where Trumpaladin has a high enough saving throw bonus to be confident in a situation, but the mount he's riding does not
>>60264
Or if not this, just left him craft the additional Cloak of resistance into a Caparison of Resistance for Fae
Or if not this, just left him craft the additional Cloak of resistance into a Caparison of Resistance for Fae
>>60267
They share the base saving throws. Unless you're letting Fae/Tracy just use Trumpaladin's saving throw roll
They share the base saving throws. Unless you're letting Fae/Tracy just use Trumpaladin's saving throw roll
>>60266
He already has all of the spell to craft it. I think a mantle for a mount costs twice as much tho..
>>60267
>lack of wanting things
Well, I was also kind of over that mundane armor after I (supposedly) got the Armor of Darkness, once I learned that magical deflection doesn't stack with armor AC.
He already has all of the spell to craft it. I think a mantle for a mount costs twice as much tho..
>>60267
>lack of wanting things
Well, I was also kind of over that mundane armor after I (supposedly) got the Armor of Darkness, once I learned that magical deflection doesn't stack with armor AC.
Could Torc enchant Snek's hat to act like a ring of chameleon, except it's a hat and not a ring?
>>60270
I thought Tracy made him a hat of Disguise?
It's a top hat, but it can also look like any other kind of hat.
I thought Tracy made him a hat of Disguise?
It's a top hat, but it can also look like any other kind of hat.
>>60274
I could've sworn I mentioned it.
It takes only a day to make, so she could've given it to him whenever.
I could've sworn I mentioned it.
It takes only a day to make, so she could've given it to him whenever.
>check wiki
>no ebil equivalent to a holy avenger
reeeeee
Blackguard feels like a proto-type class in 3.5e...
>no ebil equivalent to a holy avenger
reeeeee
Blackguard feels like a proto-type class in 3.5e...
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>>60277
The glasses were Tracy's: as an ironic western foil to Thez's ninja mask.
She made Snek a top hat. I think it happened some time after the mummy room.
The glasses were Tracy's: as an ironic western foil to Thez's ninja mask.
She made Snek a top hat. I think it happened some time after the mummy room.
>>60280
I know. It's kind of lacking as a prestige class tho, since it doesn't really mesh well with most base classes. It's really only at full potential if you're a fallen (epic-level fallen is probably one of the strongest classes).
I guess it did set the thematic precedent for other base classes, like the paladins of tyranny/slaughter in UA, or the Warlocks in 5e.
I know. It's kind of lacking as a prestige class tho, since it doesn't really mesh well with most base classes. It's really only at full potential if you're a fallen (epic-level fallen is probably one of the strongest classes).
I guess it did set the thematic precedent for other base classes, like the paladins of tyranny/slaughter in UA, or the Warlocks in 5e.
>>60281
That's why she gave him a hat of disguise: it can change into different kinds of headgear as the disguise changes. It turns Snek into a better prop for Torc's memes.
That's why she gave him a hat of disguise: it can change into different kinds of headgear as the disguise changes. It turns Snek into a better prop for Torc's memes.
>>60284
They only lose Divine health, and a few spells.
The part about falling that sucks is that you can't trade all of you're levels if you're below level 20 but above level 10 (cuz that'd be haxx for taking ebin feats).
I liked how the paladins of tyranny and slaughter in UA got cause disease, deadly touch, and those inverted paladin spells tho. They make for a better base class. It's difficult to play a character that's mainly blackguard unless you took it at lvl 4 as a fighter.
>>60284
>mount far behind
Fae has pretty high base saves herself tho.
They only lose Divine health, and a few spells.
The part about falling that sucks is that you can't trade all of you're levels if you're below level 20 but above level 10 (cuz that'd be haxx for taking ebin feats).
I liked how the paladins of tyranny and slaughter in UA got cause disease, deadly touch, and those inverted paladin spells tho. They make for a better base class. It's difficult to play a character that's mainly blackguard unless you took it at lvl 4 as a fighter.
>>60284
>mount far behind
Fae has pretty high base saves herself tho.
>>60286
On the disguise hat? No. I'll allow Snek to wear 1 ring, and 1 bracer in addition to the hat/snglasses. BTW, is the Pinochet hat the disguise hat? The sunglasses could also do stuff I suppose.
On the disguise hat? No. I'll allow Snek to wear 1 ring, and 1 bracer in addition to the hat/snglasses. BTW, is the Pinochet hat the disguise hat? The sunglasses could also do stuff I suppose.
>>60287
Also, would it have killed them to give Paladin's the option to craft Holy weapons with Holy Sword?
Also, would it have killed them to give Paladin's the option to craft Holy weapons with Holy Sword?
>sneks hat changes to a crusader helmet
>"Deus Vult"
>Changes to Pinochet hat
>"We must physically remove communists"
>Changes to flatcap
>"Vodka vodka cyka blyat"
>MAGA cap
>"10 feet higher"
"Will you fucking stop?"
>"No, this is fun"
>"Deus Vult"
>Changes to Pinochet hat
>"We must physically remove communists"
>Changes to flatcap
>"Vodka vodka cyka blyat"
>MAGA cap
>"10 feet higher"
"Will you fucking stop?"
>"No, this is fun"
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>>60296
In all technicality a familiar counts as part of the spellcaster.
That's why Torc loses XP if Snek is kill.
In all technicality a familiar counts as part of the spellcaster.
That's why Torc loses XP if Snek is kill.
Just two more levels...
So yeah, were you guys gonna come to an agreement, or am I gonna spend 8 hours plotting the party's demise?
>tfw realize we've been shitposting in circles
Do we have a consensus on the scenario yet?
Do we have a consensus on the scenario yet?
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