With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>37479
What is NTR?
But how would making a deal with the other party members and Trollestia to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived and be Torcuil's mountfu or whatever, be "Literal cuckholdry"?
What is NTR?
But how would making a deal with the other party members and Trollestia to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived and be Torcuil's mountfu or whatever, be "Literal cuckholdry"?
>>37482
>to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived
That isn't meta what Tracy wants. She wants to dispose of the cunt who cucked her.
>to let Tracy kill Trollestia, and then let Trollestia be revived
That isn't meta what Tracy wants. She wants to dispose of the cunt who cucked her.
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>>37487
Either way, she's irredeemably pissed off. She's destroyed ponies before for less than half of what Troll did.
Either way, she's irredeemably pissed off. She's destroyed ponies before for less than half of what Troll did.
>>37493
>'You don't have to, Flashy...'
>'That only makes me want to kill that white cunt more..! I could've killed the little weeb any day if I wanted to, but she used him as a decoy. Slippery cunt.'
>'You don't have to, Flashy...'
>'That only makes me want to kill that white cunt more..! I could've killed the little weeb any day if I wanted to, but she used him as a decoy. Slippery cunt.'
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>>37497
This
Tracy's going to wup his ass so hard for that dumb stunt he pulled; he'll wish he stayed dead.
This
Tracy's going to wup his ass so hard for that dumb stunt he pulled; he'll wish he stayed dead.
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>>37500
I've mean meaning to revive the Fire Giants and the zombies from the first session for a really long time, but I kept forgetting.
I've mean meaning to revive the Fire Giants and the zombies from the first session for a really long time, but I kept forgetting.
>>37497
That's a good point actually
>>37496
>"Tracy, I want you to understand that I am here for you. I am loyal to you - I can be loyal to you. If you need an ally, you have me.
>"But killing the Troll... it can't happen tonight. Not today. The event of this morning is too fresh in everyone's minds. The bull will be white knighting for her. The NEET will be white knighting for her. Perhaps even the demon-THOT will be white knighting for her. No, even with a white-knight all of your own, you are out-matched, and the white bitch would live"
>"No. You need to be the sneaky Shadow of the Night. Kill her, but only when everyone least expects it. Let days or weeks or months pass. Do it late at night when all of the othersand their faggots are asleep. Then you shall strike, you shall kill her, and it will be reported in the morning that she returned to her forest. But not until then should you strike. And when you do, you may call me."
>>37499
>"Maybe you could even resurrect that homosexual horse and interrogate him. Make him agree to a plan"
\r
That's a good point actually
>>37496
>"Tracy, I want you to understand that I am here for you. I am loyal to you - I can be loyal to you. If you need an ally, you have me.
>"But killing the Troll... it can't happen tonight. Not today. The event of this morning is too fresh in everyone's minds. The bull will be white knighting for her. The NEET will be white knighting for her. Perhaps even the demon-THOT will be white knighting for her. No, even with a white-knight all of your own, you are out-matched, and the white bitch would live"
>"No. You need to be the sneaky Shadow of the Night. Kill her, but only when everyone least expects it. Let days or weeks or months pass. Do it late at night when all of the others
>>37499
>"Maybe you could even resurrect that homosexual horse and interrogate him. Make him agree to a plan"
\r
>>37501
Only semi-minor trauma; consider it training. She'll ask him about that other thing after, if she finds out. She'd been looking for him.
>>37505
*is still charging through a cloud of screeching spooks*
>'I'm sorry, Flashy. But can you wait until we're done fighting before we all get emotionally compromised?'
Only semi-minor trauma; consider it training. She'll ask him about that other thing after, if she finds out. She'd been looking for him.
>>37505
*is still charging through a cloud of screeching spooks*
>'I'm sorry, Flashy. But can you wait until we're done fighting before we all get emotionally compromised?'
>>37510
*swerves dangerously*
>'I don't have time for this..!'
Seriously. You can't just throw-out emotional dialogue in a beat-em-up combat scenario
*swerves dangerously*
>'I don't have time for this..!'
Seriously. You can't just throw-out emotional dialogue in a beat-em-up combat scenario
>>37512
What's the emotion in "wait to kill her later"? More anger? Anger is good, because he wants her to attack and kill the Notorious RBG who is right in front of them.
What's the emotion in "wait to kill her later"? More anger? Anger is good, because he wants her to attack and kill the Notorious RBG who is right in front of them.
>>37516
Ready attack, and order NPCs to clear other undead nearby with ranged weapons
>>37515
Use your night vision to determine the precise location of the Notorious RBG, and attack her, getting Trump close enough to take swings
>>37518
See >>3903 →
>>37517
I don't think it works that way. Just charge the fucking lich, since you can go 180 feet in a single round, and if you are 60 feet away she can spam all sorts of one-hit kill spells at you while Trump can't do shit and you can't use your more effective weapons
Ready attack, and order NPCs to clear other undead nearby with ranged weapons
>>37515
Use your night vision to determine the precise location of the Notorious RBG, and attack her, getting Trump close enough to take swings
>>37518
See >>3903 →
>>37517
I don't think it works that way. Just charge the fucking lich, since you can go 180 feet in a single round, and if you are 60 feet away she can spam all sorts of one-hit kill spells at you while Trump can't do shit and you can't use your more effective weapons
[1d20+21 = 36]
>>37521
>Use your night vision to determine
Darkvision is passive, but Spot check I guess.
Pretty sure that cloud grants Concealment though, like Tracy's.
>>37521
>Use your night vision to determine
Darkvision is passive, but Spot check I guess.
Pretty sure that cloud grants Concealment though, like Tracy's.
>>37523
Fuck it. You have a sword with wind gust. Use that when you get close. Also, charge the activist justice
>tfw actually respect the Justice
Fuck it. You have a sword with wind gust. Use that when you get close. Also, charge the activist justice
>tfw actually respect the Justice
*frees chain to attack Ruth*
>>37532
If you want to be a good goy and fight your breatheren, you can take that shit right back to (((/mlp/))). At mlpol, we are united to save the white race and secure a future for our satry children
>>37534
"Unicorns are just over-glorified goats, desu. It's only the Arabian version that even look look horses."
If you want to be a good goy and fight your breatheren, you can take that shit right back to (((/mlp/))). At mlpol, we are united to save the white race and secure a future for our satry children
>>37534
"Unicorns are just over-glorified goats, desu. It's only the Arabian version that even look look horses."
>>37534
That Unicorns in the classical sense are really just over-glorified goats and it's only the Arabian variety that even look like horses. European unicorns look like small goats/deer, with cloven hooves, beards, and Leonid tail. It was only in the Renaissance Era that they even started drawing them as horse-like, because every artist wanted to paint a new version of Pegasus (that's also when hippogriffs came to be). Scottish Unicorns came later though, and are thus more horse-like.
They're still cute as fuck though. Too bad they only approach pure maidens.
That Unicorns in the classical sense are really just over-glorified goats and it's only the Arabian variety that even look like horses. European unicorns look like small goats/deer, with cloven hooves, beards, and Leonid tail. It was only in the Renaissance Era that they even started drawing them as horse-like, because every artist wanted to paint a new version of Pegasus (that's also when hippogriffs came to be). Scottish Unicorns came later though, and are thus more horse-like.
They're still cute as fuck though. Too bad they only approach pure maidens.
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>>37534
>over-glorified goats
What the fuck did you just fuking say about unicorns, you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker accadmy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words.
>over-glorified goats
What the fuck did you just fuking say about unicorns, you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker accadmy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words.
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>>37540
I was going to dump my collection of over two dozen woodhoers shoops, but I think I just won't now.
Here's a 1-minute shoop, as compensation.
I was going to dump my collection of over two dozen woodhoers shoops, but I think I just won't now.
Here's a 1-minute shoop, as compensation.
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>>37559
I'm lazy and suck at everything except recolors on this computer...
This is all I've made of her recently. I can't find my older stuff.
I'm lazy and suck at everything except recolors on this computer...
This is all I've made of her recently. I can't find my older stuff.
>>37559
Also, I was going to make shoops of woodhoers to develop her character, since she's Tracy's friend.
Also, I was going to make shoops of woodhoers to develop her character, since she's Tracy's friend.
>>37561
>disembodied blue asses
>I'd still fap to it
Eh, keep it up. Recolors are just fine, since she's a traced character anyways. Make more!
>disembodied blue asses
>I'd still fap to it
Eh, keep it up. Recolors are just fine, since she's a traced character anyways. Make more!
>>37551
Elves celebrate Christmas, don't they?
What do they celebrate in Hell this time of year?
Vid because I feel like it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhkStL0xyM
>>37563
>Make more!
I need moar disembodied asses to recolor.
Elves celebrate Christmas, don't they?
What do they celebrate in Hell this time of year?
Vid because I feel like it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhkStL0xyM
>>37563
>Make more!
I need moar disembodied asses to recolor.
>>37562
Has Tracy even talked to her recently?
I was going to have Trumpaladin go on another date with her so we could get a deep exploration of her character. But since Tracy made him commit himself to her he hasn't been able. I like her
Has Tracy even talked to her recently?
I was going to have Trumpaladin go on another date with her so we could get a deep exploration of her character. But since Tracy made him commit himself to her he hasn't been able. I like her
>>37565
Idk where she actually is, but I would've had them chat every now and then if I had the chance...
Idk where she actually is, but I would've had them chat every now and then if I had the chance...
>>37565
I like her too. She reminds me of my geeky cousin who was always building things in my uncle's workshop.
I like her too. She reminds me of my geeky cousin who was always building things in my uncle's workshop.
>>37566
I think you can do that, just take a few minutes when GM is around. As I said, I managed an entire date Exhausted the hell out of GM though.
>>37564
>Trying to be all Multi-cultural and Accepting of foreign cultures
In places inhabited by White people and Western Culture, we celebrate Christmas, and have for over 1000 years
I think you can do that, just take a few minutes when GM is around. As I said, I managed an entire date Exhausted the hell out of GM though.
>>37564
>Trying to be all Multi-cultural and Accepting of foreign cultures
In places inhabited by White people and Western Culture, we celebrate Christmas, and have for over 1000 years
What the fuck did you just fuking say about nazi ponies you little (((jew)))? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the horsefucker academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Reddit-Quaeda, and I have over 420 confirmed kills, I am trained in horsepussy warfare, and I'm the top shitposter in the entire /mlpol/ defense force. You are nothing to me but another shill. I will rule #10 you with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling horsefuckers degenerate on my board? Think again, (((Jew))). As we speak I am contacting my secret board of nazi horsefuckers across the internet, and you board is being flooded with horsepussy so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that floods the shills with horsepussy. You're fucking dead, kid. I can post anywhere, anytime, and I can post seven hundred clop pics, and that's just my Pinkie Pie folder. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of horsepussy, but I have access to the entire shitposting capabilities of the /mlpol/ defence force and I will use it to it's full extent to flood your miserable post of the face of this board you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "Horsefucking is degenerate" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're drowning in horsepussy, you little shill. I will post rule #10 all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead (((Jew)))
Plz r8 my art.
You're fucking dead (((Jew)))
Plz r8 my art.
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>>37571
Here's a pic
\r
Here's a pic
\r
*releases chain, hoping it reaches Ruth by now*
All kidding aside, I appreciate you guys. I'm glad there's [i]something[/i about this/these threads that keeps u coming back to monitor like spergs, and I look forward to messing with your heads to the fullest extent of my ability in the new year.
>>37577
Not right now, u have to kill things first
>>37577
Not right now, u have to kill things first
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>>37580
>messing with our heads
>implying Torc won't fuck everything up by fucking sticking his dick in the plans, just like everything else
I agree, this year should be intresting
>messing with our heads
>implying Torc won't fuck everything up by fucking sticking his dick in the plans, just like everything else
I agree, this year should be intresting
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