With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>37064
Tracy and Trump are able to collectively prevent penetration of the main gate. Infernius and his Gestapo - Heil Hitler - make short work of the initial goopy poo-zombies they find themselves confronted with.
Torcuil and Trollestia also find themselves easily and readily reinforcing the situation at the various points they are at.
Aside from Thez, there is nothing tending to the undead situation outside the wall, but the situation at/inside the wall is stable.
Tracy and Trump are able to collectively prevent penetration of the main gate. Infernius and his Gestapo - Heil Hitler - make short work of the initial goopy poo-zombies they find themselves confronted with.
Torcuil and Trollestia also find themselves easily and readily reinforcing the situation at the various points they are at.
Aside from Thez, there is nothing tending to the undead situation outside the wall, but the situation at/inside the wall is stable.
>>37069
I'm finally done driving and am at a laptop. If any Spartans or generals can be spared, deploy them to the main gate or any other choke points. Deploy Fae to action.
>>37064
You lit a single tree on fire. One tree. One that was far away from other trees. You did not light the forest on fire. Stop trying to destroy our supply of wood for new ships or whatever
*bitch smacks pony*
"stop burning the ground. this is our ground. My ground. You want to scorth earth, go get your own earth, and you can burn it"
I'm finally done driving and am at a laptop. If any Spartans or generals can be spared, deploy them to the main gate or any other choke points. Deploy Fae to action.
>>37064
You lit a single tree on fire. One tree. One that was far away from other trees. You did not light the forest on fire. Stop trying to destroy our supply of wood for new ships or whatever
*bitch smacks pony*
"stop burning the ground. this is our ground. My ground. You want to scorth earth, go get your own earth, and you can burn it"
>>37066
Equipment Distribution, mostly. I made sure our men had memes in their hands when the battles came.
>>37064
Fug.. I really wanted to hunt her down in the burning forest..
Oh well, she'll get her after the battle.
>>37071
"Unf!"
It was the tallest tree in the forest, it had to have spread unless addressed.
Equipment Distribution, mostly. I made sure our men had memes in their hands when the battles came.
>>37064
Fug.. I really wanted to hunt her down in the burning forest..
Oh well, she'll get her after the battle.
>>37071
"Unf!"
It was the tallest tree in the forest, it had to have spread unless addressed.
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Slashing and slashing at undead, for all the time we've been there
>>37073
No, a single tree being lit on fire does not necessarily cause a forest fire. Otherwise, trees would not live to be old enough to even be recognizable as trees with all the lightning that exists. Much more, like low humidity, undrebrush, dry weather and what ever is required for a forest fire. That tree was in a clearing, because gibberniggers exist and the tower was able to come within a few feet of the ground right there
>>37074
Kek
*pets pony to calm her*
>>37073
No, a single tree being lit on fire does not necessarily cause a forest fire. Otherwise, trees would not live to be old enough to even be recognizable as trees with all the lightning that exists. Much more, like low humidity, undrebrush, dry weather and what ever is required for a forest fire. That tree was in a clearing, because gibberniggers exist and the tower was able to come within a few feet of the ground right there
>>37074
Kek
*pets pony to calm her*
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>>37077
[seething nightmare noises]
"She tricked us! And she made the little weeb take the hit for her too.. I'm going to annihilate that bitch!"
*rears in fury, crushing two zombies beneath her as she falls back down*
"Irredeemable!"
[seething nightmare noises]
"She tricked us! And she made the little weeb take the hit for her too.. I'm going to annihilate that bitch!"
*rears in fury, crushing two zombies beneath her as she falls back down*
"Irredeemable!"
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>>37083
*shakes with fury*
"I'm going to stab her full of holes the next chance I get! I'll let her blow out all her spell and tire herself out before I finish her off tonight!"
*shakes with fury*
"I'm going to stab her full of holes the next chance I get! I'll let her blow out all her spell and tire herself out before I finish her off tonight!"
>>37091
"Carry on killing the zombies. Savor the sounds of their skulls cracking"
No rape Trollestia. It's bad enough she's shown more interest in Ponimaru than him in front of him
\r
"Carry on killing the zombies. Savor the sounds of their skulls cracking"
No rape Trollestia. It's bad enough she's shown more interest in Ponimaru than him in front of him
\r
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>>37092
She wouldn't leave him out of it. it'd be more of a fucking her to death with a sword" kind of >rape.
*charges forward, leaving a stream of ghostly fire in her wake*
I don't have all night, are we ready for the big targets yet?
She wouldn't leave him out of it. it'd be more of a fucking her to death with a sword" kind of >rape.
*charges forward, leaving a stream of ghostly fire in her wake*
I don't have all night, are we ready for the big targets yet?
>>37089
Infernius'
>>37090
Slov> "Oh yes, can we please?" drip drip
So for loose referenes, refer to this, those manning the sewers. https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o
Infernius'
>>37090
Slov> "Oh yes, can we please?" drip drip
So for loose referenes, refer to this, those manning the sewers. https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o
>massive swarms
IT IS RECREATION TIME MY DUDES
IT IS RECREATION TIME MY DUDES
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>>37094
Kek. Cute sex horse is then ordered to grape shot or fireball or however creative she can be in killing the enemy. "Burn them. Crush them. Anything you can think of, my lovely pony of death"
Any spare General's not needed for combat elsewhere are to shoot arrows from the walls, and any Spartans not on the seige engines are to join the melee at the gates, though a little back from Trump and Tracy for their protection. Fae is to join the melee too. I'm guessing she can't bite because of the poison on these things
Kek. Cute sex horse is then ordered to grape shot or fireball or however creative she can be in killing the enemy. "Burn them. Crush them. Anything you can think of, my lovely pony of death"
Any spare General's not needed for combat elsewhere are to shoot arrows from the walls, and any Spartans not on the seige engines are to join the melee at the gates, though a little back from Trump and Tracy for their protection. Fae is to join the melee too. I'm guessing she can't bite because of the poison on these things
>>37099
"R E C R E A T I O N
A C T I V A T E D"
Torc recreationally nukes the docks, protecting him, mr. Snek, and Troll.
"R E C R E A T I O N
A C T I V A T E D"
Torc recreationally nukes the docks, protecting him, mr. Snek, and Troll.
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The Poo demon in the sewer got murdered. Not only the Gestapo, but the Fight Club showed up with Infernius. Quick and easy secure.
>>37099
well when i first came up with the idea i said they were gonna have magic weapons and armor, and i was going to try to make them as space marine-Esq as possible.
so they would use group tactics.
oh and they're all of European stock.
well when i first came up with the idea i said they were gonna have magic weapons and armor, and i was going to try to make them as space marine-Esq as possible.
so they would use group tactics.
oh and they're all of European stock.
Only midnight in your timezone. you can take it
>>37108
>Implying you won't be able to do that tomorrow
If that scene were just Trollestia replacing herself with Ponimaru that'd be one thing. But Thez and Infernius finding out and intervening, and then Trollestia telling Torcuil? That's a Mission Abort if ever there were one
>Implying you won't be able to do that tomorrow
If that scene were just Trollestia replacing herself with Ponimaru that'd be one thing. But Thez and Infernius finding out and intervening, and then Trollestia telling Torcuil? That's a Mission Abort if ever there were one
>>37110
Tracy wouldn't have cared if they saw. She was pissed that Troll swapped herself with Troll though.
She's already made the Vallhas Vow to slay her tonight.
Tracy wouldn't have cared if they saw. She was pissed that Troll swapped herself with Troll though.
She's already made the Vallhas Vow to slay her tonight.
>>37112
First rule of the attack: Make sure you outnumber your enemy at the point of attack. This is a four to two advantage Trollestia, and two of those are really powerful.
*Pets horsey to calm her down*
"I'll make it up to you Tracy. But right now, focus your anger on the zombies"
First rule of the attack: Make sure you outnumber your enemy at the point of attack. This is a four to two advantage Trollestia, and two of those are really powerful.
*Pets horsey to calm her down*
"I'll make it up to you Tracy. But right now, focus your anger on the zombies"
So, what happens for the rest of the night?
>>37113
It's two against one, and she would've used up more than half her spells by the end of the battle.
>>37113
It's two against one, and she would've used up more than half her spells by the end of the battle.
>>37112
Well. You remember that cloud giant I mentioned? It was part of that circuit of organisms that fed the vampire's blood farm, yes?
<WHUDDDD>
Well. You remember that cloud giant I mentioned? It was part of that circuit of organisms that fed the vampire's blood farm, yes?
<WHUDDDD>
>>37115
Aww.. I thought I had her unplug those machines..
Oh well.
First move would be to slash it's sinews so that it can't walk.
Aww.. I thought I had her unplug those machines..
Oh well.
First move would be to slash it's sinews so that it can't walk.
>>37117
She did, its for that reason there's a giant zombie.
"Its STILL too EASY," Thez yells from the midst of the crowd outside the gate, unexhausted cuz feats.
>>37122
I'll have Torcuil smite with range attacks per staff.
>>37124
DOOOD. I seriously wondered how long it would take before someone would do that. Its not like I hid that they were undead or anything
She did, its for that reason there's a giant zombie.
"Its STILL too EASY," Thez yells from the midst of the crowd outside the gate, unexhausted cuz feats.
>>37122
I'll have Torcuil smite with range attacks per staff.
>>37124
DOOOD. I seriously wondered how long it would take before someone would do that. Its not like I hid that they were undead or anything
>>37126
Use the lance if you're going to make a charge attack. You only get one strike.
Take out its leg with Smite Evil.
Use the lance if you're going to make a charge attack. You only get one strike.
Take out its leg with Smite Evil.
[1d20 = 17]
>>37131
Are they charging, or do you want to get into its square and then make a full round attack?
Before he does whatever, Tracy Charges the creature's leg with her lance and makes makes a Spirited charge.
>>37131
Are they charging, or do you want to get into its square and then make a full round attack?
Before he does whatever, Tracy Charges the creature's leg with her lance and makes makes a Spirited charge.
>>37136
Spirited charge does double damage with melee, triple with a lance.
Ribe-by attacks are charges.
>Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Why do that and potentially get slammed, when we could just ride-bby again and again?
Spirited charge does double damage with melee, triple with a lance.
Ribe-by attacks are charges.
>Just get in the same square as it and fight it
Why do that and potentially get slammed, when we could just ride-bby again and again?
>>37142
That's for the rider though, not the magic beast wearing it
>>37143
I've already done math and worked out everything for how to use Vanderiem. I don't want to switch to an unfamiliar weapon with a lower damage dice for an entirely new combat style in the middle of a battle. I want to do four slashing attacks in a round like I know I can do
That's for the rider though, not the magic beast wearing it
>>37143
I've already done math and worked out everything for how to use Vanderiem. I don't want to switch to an unfamiliar weapon with a lower damage dice for an entirely new combat style in the middle of a battle. I want to do four slashing attacks in a round like I know I can do
I gotta sleep...
The first thing Tracy would do in character after the fight would be to attempt to slay Troll, just fyi.
>>37144
>not the magic beast wearing it
It explicitly grants the ability to both the rider and the mount.
Centaurs love those things.
The first thing Tracy would do in character after the fight would be to attempt to slay Troll, just fyi.
>>37144
>not the magic beast wearing it
It explicitly grants the ability to both the rider and the mount.
Centaurs love those things.
[1d20 = 1]
>>37138
dice parry.
>>37139
I never said that, I gave it a moment to pause and resonate.
The spirit of the fuhrer shoots outward and on a 2-dimensional plane, The varieties of abominations shriek and reject to their ability.
Skeletons and zombies can be said to fall en masse, but in few so can citizens of port Barry. I'm thinking 2 so far.
<WHUDDD WHUDDDDD>
Roll for initiative
>>37138
dice parry.
>>37139
I never said that, I gave it a moment to pause and resonate.
The spirit of the fuhrer shoots outward and on a 2-dimensional plane, The varieties of abominations shriek and reject to their ability.
Skeletons and zombies can be said to fall en masse, but in few so can citizens of port Barry. I'm thinking 2 so far.
<WHUDDD WHUDDDDD>
Roll for initiative
>>37145
Trump would drag her to the monastery and make them both stay the night there and wait for things to blow over
Trump would drag her to the monastery and make them both stay the night there and wait for things to blow over
>>37153
Why do I get a beeyotch for that? What's wrong with that?
>>37154
Fine.
To Tracy:
"Tracy, Infernius and Thez are now involved. They will be protecting that horse, and prevent any harm from coming to her, or will avenge any that is done to her. You're going to have to chose either to have a future with your child, or to kill that horse. But you cannot do both. The universe will not let you do both."
And with that, Trumpaladin is done with the matter of Tracy and Trollestia, at least for now
Why do I get a beeyotch for that? What's wrong with that?
>>37154
Fine.
To Tracy:
"Tracy, Infernius and Thez are now involved. They will be protecting that horse, and prevent any harm from coming to her, or will avenge any that is done to her. You're going to have to chose either to have a future with your child, or to kill that horse. But you cannot do both. The universe will not let you do both."
And with that, Trumpaladin is done with the matter of Tracy and Trollestia, at least for now
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>>37157
Pic related
>>37160
I'm often criticized here for making decisions or doing things that are bad, but somethimes I really don't understand why.
Letting Tracy go back would just result in Tracy getting killed. And if they both returned, well, the last thing that happened when they were all together was Infernius tried to kill Tracy, and frankly should have succeeded. So it would be stupid to let her go back, or for Trump himself to return. So the best solution is to stay at the monestary
\r
Pic related
>>37160
I'm often criticized here for making decisions or doing things that are bad, but somethimes I really don't understand why.
Letting Tracy go back would just result in Tracy getting killed. And if they both returned, well, the last thing that happened when they were all together was Infernius tried to kill Tracy, and frankly should have succeeded. So it would be stupid to let her go back, or for Trump himself to return. So the best solution is to stay at the monestary
\r
>>37161
Infernius attacked Tracy because she killed Ponimaru, who didn't stand a chance; Tracy was nearly as pissed-off about the fact.
Regardless, Tracy is still going after Troll, before the party regroups. She's on a vendetta.
Infernius attacked Tracy because she killed Ponimaru, who didn't stand a chance; Tracy was nearly as pissed-off about the fact.
Regardless, Tracy is still going after Troll, before the party regroups. She's on a vendetta.
Goes to bed for real this time
>>37162
Can she be smart about it and wait for a time that her efforts actually have more than a 0% chance of success?
I hate irrational people. I hate having to work with them
Can she be smart about it and wait for a time that her efforts actually have more than a 0% chance of success?
I hate irrational people. I hate having to work with them
So in spite of lots of glaring, Trump and Tracy are v the giant skeleton-zombie thing.
Infernius, the Gestapo, and the Fight Club are
Infernius, the Gestapo, and the Fight Club are
>>37162
>"Do you want to kill Trollestia because she fucked your fiance, because she made you look like a fool, or because she made you kill your lover? I can sympathize with revenge for being made a fool - fuck Kiynen, I still need to kill her. But Ponimaru stays dead"
>"Do you want to kill Trollestia because she fucked your fiance, because she made you look like a fool, or because she made you kill your lover? I can sympathize with revenge for being made a fool - fuck Kiynen, I still need to kill her. But Ponimaru stays dead"
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