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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
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No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37273
37274 37312
>>37272
I don't think devourers just plane shift as easily as you suggest, but whatever, it's a spooky enough possibility

Trumpaladin orders the generals to return to and fortify the hallowed ground of the stadium, and coup up as much of the civilian population there as possible. Cute sex horse and necessary troops are to remain and shoot projectiles over the walls at enemy masses, however
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37274
37275
>>37273
It's not planeshift, it's Etherrealness, and they can use it at will at 20th caster level to freely shift between the material, Etherrealness, and astral planes.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37275
>>37274
All the same, the wiki implies that they stay on the ethereal plane
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37276
37277 37280
merry Christmas.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37277
37278
ccf68c32e0b7892d5e0c72663f673bb9--minotaur-geeks.jpg
>>37276
Merry Christmas, Dixie.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37278
>>37277
thanks tracys faggot.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37279
37280
I'm going to head off to dinner soon.
Merry Christmas everybody.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37280
37281
image (3).jpg
>>37276
>>37279

Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37281
673576b41de8b654e2c44d9f2886066c582461d82bd157fefa2d6886ff19805a.png
>>37280

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37282
>>37270
>>37271
Say he's using a Gargantuan Candy Cane. And he's wearing a suit of bright red polar bear bear hide armor.
Also, he has a beard, despite being a skeleton.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37283
37284 37285 37286 37287
147708-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-merry-christmas-from-luna-and-celestia.png.jpg
Bah humbug. Here for the duration, w/ energy drinks n shit.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37284
>>37283
Lurking.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37285
>>37283
im around.
Anonymous
7s1gk
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No.37286
37288
>>37283
I'z have question, but I am afraid of the answer
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37287
37288
>>37283
post a thez for the party pic.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37288
37289
thez.png
>>37287
I didn't save the one I would have gone with, but this one is fine.
>>37286
Okay o_O
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37289
37290
>>37288
>didn't save
Which one was that?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37290
37291
>>37289
It was a modified RL cosplay pic. The girl looked like Arya from Game of Thrones, wearing a leather tunic and with cosmetic ears, faced away from the camera.
What, I notice things. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37291
37292 37293 37296
3dpd attempt.jpg
>>37290
You mean this one I made?
I considered throwing it out, because the hair was fugged.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37292
37296
>>37291
Yes, that's the one
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37293
37294 37295
revenge.jpg
>>37291
Revenge for the kitten shoop. Santa's little helper.

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37294
1510378059043.png
>>37293
But it's so cute
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37295
37386
santas little helper.jpg
>>37293
Of course, we can't forget her cool Monk staff, and some holly because why not?
*insane laughter*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37296
37297 37298
partypic.png
>>37292
>>37291
i said it would be shit.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37297
37299 37300
>>37296
That gave me a hearty chuckle.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37298
37300
>>37296
Fucking Kek. I love how Torcuil is mostly a fabric sample
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37299
9551f629d51b3dfe36aa7ce4400543d2fb5855e769573312528529d0c4a0fcd5.png
aa8ea99a732f71e965c94f9cd4558de4b611bde345f48383fef5c3508e4b1914.png
c540ba7c6cc249afcd89c2750bd1f7fb1b90c0e18933619c875e368381e07d11.png
>>37297

Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37300
37303
>>37298
>>37297
thanks guys
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37301
37303 37305
Will we be able to finish off the giant skeleton tonight?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37302
37304
partypic.png

Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37303
>>37301
I can do it. We already landed hits in two rounds and now we are waiting for the giant's round

>>37300
You're welcome
*Hugs*
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37304
37307
1516617__safe_artist-colon-sciggles_angel wings_flash sentry_best friends_cider_cropped_pony.png
>>37302
D'aww, cute. Why is Tracy bigger than me though?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37305
37306 37308 37309 37310 37312
1510376002300-1.png
>>37301
Consider it finished, it was a big giant distraction anyway. A few rounds of coordinated attacks would kill.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37306
37313
>>37305
Reeee I want to do math and kill it with math
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37307
37308 37309
>>37304
because ms paint is the worst program ever.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37308
37310 37313
status-report-or-damage-report.jpg
>>37305
>Distraction
Why am I not surprised
pic related

>>37307
Tis true. I am not good with programs
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37309
37311 37314
>>37305
Can I haz its club as a trophy?
>>37307
I never use anything but this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37310
37311 37313
>>37308
>>37305
i wonder (((who))) could be behind this attack?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37311
37314 37315 37318
>>37309
The giant needs a special feat just to wield it. No. Now lets go attack the main force before they suck the souls of everyone in town

>>37310
*cough* Bush Dynasty *cough*
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37312
>>37305
Um... during the fight the generals were ordered back to the stadium... See >>37273

Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37313
37316 37317
>>37306
You're welcome to kill it with math
>>37308
Thez has been saying "too easy" for how long?
About 4 intermittent bang-sounds issue from within the city. Thez stops her murder spree and <whooof>
>>37310
(((who))) indeed? Didn't you get a hitler-vision recently?

Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37314
37318 37319
>>37309
thanks i didnt save the link.
>>37311
R-R-Rock-fellers.

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37315
37316
97acd6829e34fbf36439735450927ed8--dragon-quotes-tabletop-rpg.jpg
>>37311
I know. I just want it.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37316
37321
>>37313
>>37315
Get it later

"Towards the sounds!"
Spurs Horse
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37317
37320
>>37313

>>37146
this one?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37318
37319 37320 37324
Except she eats spongebobs target audience _686b2f4e2e8c95b3ff9427ead4468745.png
>>37311
>>37314
My money is on the Clintons.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37319
37321
>>37318
>>37314
Or maybe, everyone at once. My God. It's 2016 all over again

*Raises sword*
*Spurs horse again*
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37320
37322 37331
>>37317
I meant the video, but yeah he did kill some undead recently didn't he?
>>37318
No dynasty's yet, but there are some crazy liches up in the mix

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37321
37323 37328
vrak_the_nightmare_by_olieboldador-d8t7da2.jpg
>>37316
"Unf!"
*gallops towards said sounds*
>>37319
She loses hit points when you spur her, fyi
"UNF!"
*gallops even faster*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37322
37327
>>37320
w-which video?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37323
37328
>>37321
>implying she don't like it.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37324
37325 37328
are-you-ready-for-hillary-i-guess-so-body-image-1428710078.jpg
>>37318
The original pic of this looks scarier, desu...
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37325
17_1.jpg
>>37324
you're right it is.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37326
37328
If you destroy a lich in combat without offing its phylactery, do you still get XP?
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37327
37329
>>37322
It was this one or one like it.
https://youtu.be/tjKmyM2EpU4
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37328
37330
>>37321
She's killed like 100 or so zombies and in part taken out a Cloud giant, and her HP went from 172, to 170 because her rider spurred her.
I kind of want to fuck the horse in that image...

>>37326
What spells does demon horse want?

>>37324
That legit is scarier

>>37323
I know right
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37329
>>37327
SIEG HEIL!!
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37330
37335
>>37328
>Spell
Eagle's Spendor will help with Saving Throws.
Deathward sounds helpful against liches.
Bull's strength for attacks.
Heal Mount as go-to healing spells.

Wait until the battle. How many ranks did you put into Concentration?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37331
37332 37335
>>37320
>liches
Bring 'em on.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37332
37334 37335
>>37331
I picked some choice liches for this initial encounter with liches,... crazy liches.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37334
>>37332
How crazy?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37335
37336 37337
>>37331
This

>>37330
Death ward is my intuition. Are you sure you want to use up level two spells because I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?

What do you think we're up against?
>>37332
Nice. Cast protection from evil, target self and mount. Cast resistance
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37336
37338
>>37335
>What do you think we're up against?
Every lich is a spellcaster with at least 11 levels. Expect high-level necromancers.
>I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?
Do as you wish, although you've got that spell-resistance cloak, and Heal Mount removes most status effects. Reminder that you're sharing Tracy's monstrous Saving Throw bonuses, so defense isn't as big of an issue.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37337
37338
>>37335
As the giant skeleton eventually falls to Tracy and Trump's direct and insistent attack, a feeling of dread seems to spread.
As soon as the spell is active, it becomes hyper-active, burning its self out after about 4 rounds of hyper-visual-activity.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37338
37339 37342 37344
So as I understand it, Trumpaladin has a +10 fort base, +1 for his Constitution modifier, +4 for charisma, +1 for the stone of luck, and that Cloak of resistance which should be like +1-+5

Resistance adds +1
Protection from evil adds +2
>>37336
Yikes. We know at least one of them has the power to use finger of death...

I think the shared throw only benefits the mount, and also I did the math and it looks like both Tracy and Trump have +10 bases plus modifers

>>37337
Trumpacy advance towards the sound and danger with spuring and speed
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37339
37340 37341 37344
>>37338
Since coming from the giant fight at the bridge, Trump and Tracy can only directly affect one leg of the incursion. Don't worry, you get to kill Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37340
>>37339
The Notorious RBG you say? Nice

I like her argumentation style...
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37341
37346
>>37339
Where did she land?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37342
37343 37345
>>37338
Finger of death only kills you if you are a bitch.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37343
>>37342
So true. I've got like a ~20+ fort save now anyways
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37344
37347
>>37338
They can tough-out pretty much any spell with a save.
>Finger of Death
Don't be a bitch.
Unless you run into some lvl 30 Archmage, it won't be anything to be afraid of.
If ypou're afraid, cast Deathward.
>>37339
Can't she jump/fly over the horde to get to the action faster?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37345
>>37342
This.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
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No.37346
37347
>>37341
She more floated in. It is as though a dark cloud interjected its self, accentuated by a skeletal face.with "brown" tightly knit "hair". Upon critical review, you can't be certain that any aspect is "alive"
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37347
37348 37350
>>37344
They are going into town. Fly or gallop, either way it's 100 ft.

Some of these spells have very high DCs, like 10+1/2 caster level plus charisma modifer. At least that can be high

>>37346
I was in the Court Room the day Whole Women's Health was delivered by the Justices. I saw Ruth Bader Ginsberg. As the Justices walked away and back into their quarters, RBG took much, much longer than any of the others. Holy hell is she old
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37348
37349
>>37347
Stop worrying about meta and focus on the fight. TRrumpaladin doesn't know shit about necromancy, so it doesn't matter if we do.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37349
>>37348
Then fucken' fly to it

*Raises sword*
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37350
37354 37357
>>37347
Dood, read the writing. She's unholy and profane and is being held together by force of magical will rather than biological design. And she'll die soon.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37352
37353
>>37351
I only have one level 4 spell. I can do one or the other, but not both...
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37353
>>37352
Fuck it.
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37354
37356
>>37350
That's a pretty accurate description
Anonymous
UvqCJ
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No.37355
37357 37359
i charge rbg on uatchit.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37356
>>37354
There's 3 of them in this encounter desu, she's just one (the "oldest")
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37357
>>37350
GM, can I do a lay of hands touch attack while charging?

>>37355
Go to a different Lich. There are plenty of Lichs
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37359
37361
>>37355
Use one of your mass heal spells.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37360
37363
Can Tracy attack with her chain before they get there? It's got a 60 ft range.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37361
37362
>>37359
i am when i get close to a lich.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37362
>>37361
There are a lot of lichs in town, you should probably check another area...
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37363
>>37360
She can travel at twice her speed in a charge round. that's 200 feet. She'd be in range before it mattered
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37364
37365
Can they see the other liches from where they are?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37365
>>37364
>>37364
I want to know who they are

Is it Kagan and Sotomayor? Are their clerks Vampire helpers?
Anonymous
bl+OE
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No.37366
37367 37370
Fucking Anthony Kennedy too
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37367
37368 37370
>>37366
is soros here?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37368
37369
>>37367
Soros is a balor. These are liches
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37369
>>37368
all jews are the same desu.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
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No.37370
37371
>>37366
Wait for it, Anon.
>>37367
It'd already be clear if he were. You could see him from a mile away, with the height and the flame.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37371
37372
>>37370
Any desired spells?

Deathward would last 16 minutes on both Trump and Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37372
>>37371
Wait for the encounter first.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37373
37374 37375 37377
Anyone still there?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37374
37376
0aa1d9f3988fa2483a2769cee7aa78b6fc8e95ded9c938de49358e51efeb66a5.jpg
>>37373

Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37375
Booped anon filly.jpg
>>37373
>>37373
Boop

I'm watch a movie with family per Christmas tradition though