With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>37272I don't think devourers just plane shift as easily as you suggest, but whatever, it's a spooky enough possibility
Trumpaladin orders the generals to return to and fortify the hallowed ground of the stadium, and coup up as much of the civilian population there as possible. Cute sex horse and necessary troops are to remain and shoot projectiles over the walls at enemy masses, however
>>37273It's not planeshift, it's Etherrealness, and they can use it at will at 20th caster level to freely shift between the material, Etherrealness, and astral planes.
>>37274All the same, the wiki implies that they stay on the ethereal plane
I'm going to head off to dinner soon.
Merry Christmas everybody.
>>37270>>37271Say he's using a Gargantuan Candy Cane. And he's wearing a suit of bright red polar bear bear hide armor.
Also, he has a beard, despite being a skeleton.
Bah humbug. Here for the duration, w/ energy drinks n shit.
>>37283I'z have question, but I am afraid of the answer
>>37283post a thez for the party pic.
>>37287I didn't save the one I would have gone with, but this one is fine.
>>37286Okay o_O
>>37289It was a modified RL cosplay pic. The girl looked like Arya from Game of Thrones, wearing a leather tunic and with cosmetic ears, faced away from the camera.
What, I notice things. Xp
>>37290You mean this one I made?
I considered throwing it out, because the hair was fugged.
>>37291Revenge for the kitten shoop.
Santa's little helper. >>37293Of course, we can't forget her cool Monk staff, and some holly because why not?
*insane laughter*
>>37296That gave me a hearty chuckle.
>>37296Fucking Kek. I love how Torcuil is mostly a fabric sample
Will we be able to finish off the giant skeleton tonight?
>>37301I can do it. We already landed hits in two rounds and now we are waiting for the giant's round
>>37300You're welcome
*Hugs* >>37302D'aww, cute. Why is Tracy bigger than me though?
>>37301Consider it finished, it was a big giant distraction anyway. A few rounds of coordinated attacks would kill.
>>37305Reeee I want to do math and kill it with math
>>37304because ms paint is the worst program ever.
>>37305>DistractionWhy am I not surprised
pic related
>>37307Tis true. I am not good with programs
>>37305Can I haz its club as a trophy?
>>37307I never use anything but this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/ >>37308>>37305i wonder (((who))) could be behind this attack?
>>37309The giant needs a special feat just to wield it. No. Now lets go attack the main force before they suck the souls of everyone in town
>>37310*cough* Bush Dynasty *cough*
>>37305Um... during the fight the generals were ordered back to the stadium... See
>>37273 >>37306You're welcome to kill it with math
>>37308Thez has been saying "too easy" for how long?
About 4 intermittent bang-sounds issue from within the city. Thez stops her murder spree and <whooof>
>>37310(((who))) indeed? Didn't you get a hitler-vision recently?
>>37309thanks i didnt save the link.
>>37311R-R-Rock-fellers.
>>37311>>37314My money is on the Clintons.
>>37318>>37314Or maybe, everyone at once. My God. It's 2016 all over again
*Raises sword*
*Spurs horse again*
>>37317I meant the video, but yeah he did kill some undead recently didn't he?
>>37318No dynasty's yet, but there are some crazy liches up in the mix
>>37316"Unf!"
*gallops towards said sounds*
>>37319She loses hit points when you spur her, fyi"UNF!"
*gallops even faster*
>>37318The original pic of this looks scarier, desu...
If you destroy a lich in combat without offing its phylactery, do you still get XP?
>>37321She's killed like 100 or so zombies and in part taken out a Cloud giant, and her HP went from 172, to 170 because her rider spurred her.
I kind of want to fuck the horse in that image...>>37326What spells does demon horse want?>>37324That legit is scarier
>>37323I know right
>>37328>SpellEagle's Spendor will help with Saving Throws.
Deathward sounds helpful against liches.
Bull's strength for attacks.
Heal Mount as go-to healing spells.
Wait until the battle. How many ranks did you put into Concentration?
>>37331I picked some choice liches for this initial encounter with liches,... crazy liches.
>>37331This
>>37330Death ward is my intuition. Are you sure you want to use up level two spells because I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?
What do you think we're up against?
>>37332Nice. Cast protection from evil, target self and mount. Cast resistance
>>37335>What do you think we're up against?Every lich is a spellcaster with at least 11 levels. Expect high-level necromancers.
>I think I may need to cast remove paralysis?Do as you wish, although you've got that spell-resistance cloak, and Heal Mount removes most status effects. Reminder that you're sharing Tracy's monstrous Saving Throw bonuses, so defense isn't as big of an issue.
>>37335As the giant skeleton eventually falls to Tracy and Trump's direct and insistent attack, a feeling of dread seems to spread.
As soon as the spell is active, it becomes hyper-active, burning its self out after about 4 rounds of hyper-visual-activity.
So as I understand it, Trumpaladin has a +10 fort base, +1 for his Constitution modifier, +4 for charisma, +1 for the stone of luck, and that Cloak of resistance which should be like +1-+5
Resistance adds +1
Protection from evil adds +2
>>37336Yikes. We know at least one of them has the power to use finger of death...
I think the shared throw only benefits the mount, and also I did the math and it looks like both Tracy and Trump have +10 bases plus modifers
>>37337Trumpacy advance towards the sound and danger with spuring and speed
>>37338Since coming from the giant fight at the bridge, Trump and Tracy can only directly affect one leg of the incursion. Don't worry, you get to kill Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
>>37339The Notorious RBG you say? Nice
I like her argumentation style... >>37338Finger of death only kills you if you are a bitch.
>>37342So true. I've got like a ~20+ fort save now anyways
>>37338They can tough-out pretty much any spell with a save.
>Finger of DeathDon't be a bitch.
Unless you run into some lvl 30 Archmage, it won't be anything to be afraid of.
If ypou're afraid, cast Deathward.
>>37339Can't she jump/fly over the horde to get to the action faster?
>>37341She more floated in. It is as though a dark cloud interjected its self, accentuated by a skeletal face.with "brown" tightly knit "hair". Upon critical review, you can't be certain that any aspect is "alive"
>>37344They are going into town. Fly or gallop, either way it's 100 ft.
Some of these spells have very high DCs, like 10+1/2 caster level plus charisma modifer. At least that can be high
>>37346I was in the Court Room the day Whole Women's Health was delivered by the Justices. I saw Ruth Bader Ginsberg. As the Justices walked away and back into their quarters, RBG took much, much longer than any of the others. Holy hell is she old
>>37347Stop worrying about meta and focus on the fight. TRrumpaladin doesn't know shit about necromancy, so it doesn't matter if we do.
>>37347Dood, read the writing. She's unholy and profane and is being held together by force of magical will rather than biological design. And she'll die soon.
>>37351
I only have one level 4 spell. I can do one or the other, but not both...
>>37350That's a pretty accurate description
>>37354There's 3 of them in this encounter desu, she's just one (the "oldest")
>>37350GM, can I do a lay of hands touch attack while charging?
>>37355Go to a different Lich. There are plenty of Lichs
>>37355Use one of your mass heal spells.
Can Tracy attack with her chain before they get there? It's got a 60 ft range.
>>37359i am when i get close to a lich.
>>37361There are a lot of lichs in town, you should probably check another area...
>>37360She can travel at twice her speed in a charge round. that's 200 feet. She'd be in range before it mattered
Can they see the other liches from where they are?
>>37364>>37364I want to know who they are
Is it Kagan and Sotomayor? Are their clerks Vampire helpers?
Fucking Anthony Kennedy too
>>37367Soros is a balor. These are liches
>>37368all jews are the same desu.
>>37366Wait for it, Anon.
>>37367It'd already be clear if he were. You could see him from a mile away, with the height and the flame.
>>37370Any desired spells?
Deathward would last 16 minutes on both Trump and Tracy
>>37371Wait for the encounter first.
>>37373>>37373Boop
I'm watch a movie with family per Christmas tradition though