With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>37968No. I HAD negotiated for the return of the unicorn that previous sunday. Then it changed on me. Then you used your bullshit etherealness to get out of my character's hands when I had specifically prepared for that, and then you begged GM to let you get the Unicorn when you should have been seen and heard by the guards.
>Holy wordI'd rather not have it. Fuck your outsider bullshit
Can Tracy make Sneak Attacks with her chain? It's a piercing weapon.
>>37969>name 1 infernuis memeprotip infernuis worst character.
>>37971Sneak attacks are limited to a range of 30 feet. So yes, if 30 feet or less, and no if more than 30 feet
>>37967Seriously, thank you. I'd much rather players literally/figuratively started attacking one another with melee weapons (or non melee weapons)
>>37972Ooooh! How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower!?
>>37972Infernius is cute and funny though.
>>37973That limitation goes for ranged attacks, the chain is melee.
The real question would be whether or not dancing weapons can be used for Sneak attacks.
>>37974>How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the towerI was just thinking about that one.
Also:
>Rolling for dick size >>37976The Dice gods hate Infernius for some reason
>>37977You roll for a number of things that you really shouldn't roll for. There's danger in the dice
>>37977Are you KIDDING? That was one of the memes that set everything off! That was one of the moments where suddenly "Oh, its not just a bunch of rules, we can just improvise" became the MO. Sorry, but aside from the dice gods (they do hate him for some reason) that is one of my favorite moments.
>>37966>>37968>next boss fight>We've almost been beat and we're on the retreat>idea.memetome>"Yo Infenius, cut my leg off">screaming>replace it with shitty wooden leg>I'll get some dwarves make a mechanical one later>Sacrifce leg to death for a booty call>fuck death >death kills boss for me>>37977How about the time you failed the stealth check to shit in Torc's robe, and then rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
>>37980>Infernius beats up InferniusTHIS
>Sacrificing leg to death for booty callJust beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe, and then kill the boss iwth the scythe after a sword fight sequence
>>37980>rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was goneTHAT was hilarious.
Also, remember when Torc rolled for a control check on that leprechaun flight (as if he could control it in the first place), and then rocketed off into nowhere?
>>37982>beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scytheIs that how you'd treat a lady?
Torc is a true gentleman, underneath that mountain of spaghetti.
>>37984>Too gentlemanly to bludgeon a woman to deathIt's the current year. Don't be a sexist. Women can be bludgeoned to death severed body parts just as surely as men
>>37986I just want Torcuil to take the scythe and have a Brave heart charge with it
>>37981Omae wa mou shindiru>>37983That was great
>>37982B-but Torc wants to sex her again.
She taught him the true meaning of "la petite mort"
>bred is mold >>37987>Brave Heart ChargeBetter off with his Claymore, desu.
Also, I like Death as a character.
Alright, here's my digs.
I like everybody. I like individual aspects about characters, and I like group elements too. I like it when characters can/do pull a fast one on others, and I like it equally when everyone says "Lets murder this bitch" and makes like meat-tenderizers.
>>37987Oh please, now you're gonna suggest that a woman who's been taught how to be bludgeoned to death can be nearly as effective as a trained individual who has been bludgeoned to death for literally years.
>>37988Inb4 Death Selectively kills his penis
Talk to your waifu
>>37991Que?
What I'm getting at is that I don't know how to shift or waver. I could favor the party, or I could favor the individual. So far I've done both. I won't claim my decisions have been 'correct' nor have they necessarily been "best". They have been - in the moment - sincere. and I hope that means as much on paper as it does thinking/dictating it.
>>37996Death would've had more experience.
>>37997With sex? First off, you're comparing her to
Taylor Swift. Second, she's kind of old, has a wierd job, and probably cloaks herself under what is basically a Burka for a reason. She's pretty isolated. that's probably why she wanted Torcuil.
\r
>>37992Dlete dis
>>37994"Ayy bby u wnt sme fuk? I got yellow, bitches love yellow"
>>37996Reeeee
>>37998I don't like Taylor Swift
>>37999"You,... just won't stop will you?"
She says through astonished, marvelled, and compromised words.
>>38001>I don't like Taylor SwiftNor does my character want to be chained to a serial killer. Yet here we are. Now go talk to your waifus
>>38003I know right
>>38003"me never stop. me love you too much."
>>38004I meant in and out of game
I can barely fucking poat
Help.
Um... Can we post more on the main board? An anon is talking about how mlpol is dying and "heat death seems innevitable." I know Tracy's faggot used to make like 100 posts a day, and then stopped after these threads became a thing. I've mostly stopped posting, and Infernius has mostly stopped posting... Let's give the main board some love
>>38009(User gas veeb9 yb-unpoat fir tgus post)
>>38010Aww....
*Pets horsey*
"Pls be selective about who you stab though"
>>38013"You don't regret marrying me, do you, Flashy..?'
>>38012Sir, are you having a stroke?
>>38011I try but
>I usally have nothing to add>posting is harder without a PC >>38011there havent been any threads recently that have peaked my interest.
>>38017I used to steal threads from 8chins, but I haven't recently...
>>38016>>38011Not sure the post ur on about, but you are right. We need to be more prolific. Maybe not as "participants" in game or outside, but we
are staples of Mlpol,....
>>38016Not a stroke, no,... sadly,....
Instead, a series of ideas, largely dependent on uncontrived responses to the stimuli provided. ^_^
>>38016>Sir, are you having a stroke?i feel bad for laughing at this.
>>38020You should, so bad. Having the thinkings of ouside with the tanks. Surely you must realize the lamps that endeavor to fluity toot leftwise to the apple?
>>38015"I don't regret engaging you. Not yet anyways. I didn't know you wanted the arrangement to be
exclusive, though. That part came as a shock to me"
>>38022Surprise serious moment,...Oh fug it all. I know this is hard, and it takes more (TRUST ME I KNOW) than you may have expected, but seriously,... don't run off now, K?
>>38022"Traditional marriage is important..."
"Flashy.. in a few months, I'm probably going to be too bloated to fight the way I used to... I want us to move in to our own place together and settle down to raise our family before then.. Is that alright with you?"
>>38013doing the political simulator now.
>>38025"Is that place a glistening steel and glass castle at the center of New Austin - formerly known as the Court City?"
>>38027"...Is that what you really want? I just want to raise our foal peacefully, but I'm fine if you're a bit more ambitious."
>>38024What should I not be running off from?
>>38028Yet
I know it's not a great city to name it after, but if you say the name aloud, it sounds better than most>>38029"I want to leave something behind for him"
>>38034"I'm sure we'll manage no matter how we do, if we at least have a peaceful place to raise our foal."
>himDon't get ahead of yourself. We haven't rolled for gender yet.
>>38035Let's do it then. We can have a giant statue of Atlas in the center.
>>38036"Do you intend to let him live a normal life and mingle with the other children?"
>implying he wouldn't keep trying until he had a male >>38037The castle is in the absolute center of New Austin, but the statue can go in front of it
>>38038"Iintend to give our fial all I can, although I haven't seen very many other ponies in this world.. it makes me wonder how our foal would fit in.."
>That implication"I'll give you more than 30 foals, if that's what it takes Flashy. Let's start our own herd with just the two of us."
>>38039new austin not atlas-lantis?
>>38040"Why, he'll fit in with all of the other humans of course"
>herd*strange look*
"If you're trying to scare me off, I refuse to use a condom"
>>38039Atlas is Axis Mundi: he must be in the center.
Also, putting you case in the center will attract tourists and other unwanted crap at your doorstep. Better to have a mansion on a nearby mountain mountain.
>>38041That's kind of a mouthful. If it were like "Atlasia" it would be easier to say
>>38042"...What if our foal isn't hoo-man?"
>scareShe's serious, and she'll poke holes in all of his condoms.
>>38043>He'd be in the center of attention if he did that, so he shouldn't do thatI don't think you understand my character
>>38046Tracy wants a nice open track of land in the back though.
>>38045>Foal isn't humanHe hasn't thought through the implications of race mixing
"Of course he'll be human"
"Do you want multiple children? We can avoid pregnancy just by practicing sex differently. Or you know, by not having it."
>>38047Don't worry, there will be a large park and greenery
>>38048"What if our baby is a pony, or.. something else..?"
>>38050"Something else? Come again?"
>>38051[concerned pony noises]
"... Well, I'm not entirely sure how breeding works, but I don't know what created by the live between a man and a mare... I wasn't entirely pony the day we conceived either..."
>>38052"Only something beautiful can be produced by s love so pure. And Elway won't let Jew blood contaminate my prince. I hope"
*pets horsey*
>>38054"You'd love our foal all the same whatever the case, right?"
>>38055*pets horsey nervously*
*is unable to answer the question*
>>38057"W - What kind of cases are we talking about here?"
>>38059"Literally anything. You'd love our foal no matter what, RIGHT?!"
>>38060"Fae said some things about our child in the prophecy. I trust Fae. She's a smart kitty. I can love the child she spoke of"
>>38061[stressed pony noises]
"And if things didn't go how you expected, you'd still love our family anyway, right?!"
*desperate panting*
>>38062"We can make a family worth loving, don't you worry. We
will make a family worth loving. Fae's insight has not failed me yet. Yes, of course I can love him and you. I will love him and you and us as a family"
>>38063"But, you'd still love our family even if it somehow went the other way, right?"
*heavy breathing*
>>38064"I'll try to, I'll try. But let me ask you this. Would
you still love me if I failed you?"
>>38065"Wh-what do you mean by f-fail? I've always loved you. I always will."
>try[disturbed, unsettled pony noises]
>>38066"I mean if I fail to be the knight in shining armor you want me to be. Or that you need me to be. You know, like I did three nights ago..."
>>38067"You don't need to be a white-knight to impress me, Flashy."
*twitches at kick from within*
"Just promise me you'll love our family without condition."
>>38068"Oh I'll
love him. How can I not love my own blood? Just the same as I cannot but love you. But he may break my heart, just as you might"