With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>37968
No. I HAD negotiated for the return of the unicorn that previous sunday. Then it changed on me. Then you used your bullshit etherealness to get out of my character's hands when I had specifically prepared for that, and then you begged GM to let you get the Unicorn when you should have been seen and heard by the guards.
>Holy word
I'd rather not have it. Fuck your outsider bullshit
No. I HAD negotiated for the return of the unicorn that previous sunday. Then it changed on me. Then you used your bullshit etherealness to get out of my character's hands when I had specifically prepared for that, and then you begged GM to let you get the Unicorn when you should have been seen and heard by the guards.
>Holy word
I'd rather not have it. Fuck your outsider bullshit
>>37971
Sneak attacks are limited to a range of 30 feet. So yes, if 30 feet or less, and no if more than 30 feet
Sneak attacks are limited to a range of 30 feet. So yes, if 30 feet or less, and no if more than 30 feet
>>37974
>How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower
I was just thinking about that one.
Also:
>Rolling for dick size
>How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower
I was just thinking about that one.
Also:
>Rolling for dick size
>>37977
Are you KIDDING? That was one of the memes that set everything off! That was one of the moments where suddenly "Oh, its not just a bunch of rules, we can just improvise" became the MO. Sorry, but aside from the dice gods (they do hate him for some reason) that is one of my favorite moments.
Are you KIDDING? That was one of the memes that set everything off! That was one of the moments where suddenly "Oh, its not just a bunch of rules, we can just improvise" became the MO. Sorry, but aside from the dice gods (they do hate him for some reason) that is one of my favorite moments.
>>37966
>>37968
>next boss fight
>We've almost been beat and we're on the retreat
>idea.memetome
>"Yo Infenius, cut my leg off"
>screaming
>replace it with shitty wooden leg
>I'll get some dwarves make a mechanical one later
>Sacrifce leg to death for a booty call
>fuck death
>death kills boss for me
>>37977
How about the time you failed the stealth check to shit in Torc's robe, and then rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
>>37968
>next boss fight
>We've almost been beat and we're on the retreat
>idea.memetome
>"Yo Infenius, cut my leg off"
>screaming
>replace it with shitty wooden leg
>I'll get some dwarves make a mechanical one later
>Sacrifce leg to death for a booty call
>fuck death
>death kills boss for me
>>37977
How about the time you failed the stealth check to shit in Torc's robe, and then rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
>>37980
>Infernius beats up Infernius
THIS
>Sacrificing leg to death for booty call
Just beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe, and then kill the boss iwth the scythe after a sword fight sequence
>Infernius beats up Infernius
THIS
>Sacrificing leg to death for booty call
Just beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe, and then kill the boss iwth the scythe after a sword fight sequence
>>37980
>rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
THAT was hilarious.
Also, remember when Torc rolled for a control check on that leprechaun flight (as if he could control it in the first place), and then rocketed off into nowhere?
>rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
THAT was hilarious.
Also, remember when Torc rolled for a control check on that leprechaun flight (as if he could control it in the first place), and then rocketed off into nowhere?
>>37982
>beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe
Is that how you'd treat a lady?
Torc is a true gentleman, underneath that mountain of spaghetti.
>beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe
Is that how you'd treat a lady?
Torc is a true gentleman, underneath that mountain of spaghetti.
>>37984
>Torcuil uses his spaghetti attack to stun death, then takes her sword and runs away
That'll work too
>Torcuil uses his spaghetti attack to stun death, then takes her sword and runs away
That'll work too
Alright, here's my digs.
I like everybody. I like individual aspects about characters, and I like group elements too. I like it when characters can/do pull a fast one on others, and I like it equally when everyone says "Lets murder this bitch" and makes like meat-tenderizers.
>>37987
Oh please, now you're gonna suggest that a woman who's been taught how to be bludgeoned to death can be nearly as effective as a trained individual who has been bludgeoned to death for literally years.
I like everybody. I like individual aspects about characters, and I like group elements too. I like it when characters can/do pull a fast one on others, and I like it equally when everyone says "Lets murder this bitch" and makes like meat-tenderizers.
>>37987
Oh please, now you're gonna suggest that a woman who's been taught how to be bludgeoned to death can be nearly as effective as a trained individual who has been bludgeoned to death for literally years.
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What I'm getting at is that I don't know how to shift or waver. I could favor the party, or I could favor the individual. So far I've done both. I won't claim my decisions have been 'correct' nor have they necessarily been "best". They have been - in the moment - sincere. and I hope that means as much on paper as it does thinking/dictating it.
>>37997
With sex? First off, you're comparing her to Taylor Swift. Second, she's kind of old, has a wierd job, and probably cloaks herself under what is basically a Burka for a reason. She's pretty isolated. that's probably why she wanted Torcuil.
\r
With sex? First off, you're comparing her to Taylor Swift. Second, she's kind of old, has a wierd job, and probably cloaks herself under what is basically a Burka for a reason. She's pretty isolated. that's probably why she wanted Torcuil.
\r
Praise Epona
>>37999
"You,... just won't stop will you?"
She says through astonished, marvelled, and compromised words.
"You,... just won't stop will you?"
She says through astonished, marvelled, and compromised words.
Um... Can we post more on the main board? An anon is talking about how mlpol is dying and "heat death seems innevitable." I know Tracy's faggot used to make like 100 posts a day, and then stopped after these threads became a thing. I've mostly stopped posting, and Infernius has mostly stopped posting... Let's give the main board some love
>>38016
>>38011
Not sure the post ur on about, but you are right. We need to be more prolific. Maybe not as "participants" in game or outside, but we are staples of Mlpol,....
>>38016
Not a stroke, no,... sadly,....
Instead, a series of ideas, largely dependent on uncontrived responses to the stimuli provided. ^_^
>>38011
Not sure the post ur on about, but you are right. We need to be more prolific. Maybe not as "participants" in game or outside, but we are staples of Mlpol,....
>>38016
Not a stroke, no,... sadly,....
Instead, a series of ideas, largely dependent on uncontrived responses to the stimuli provided. ^_^
>>38020
You should, so bad. Having the thinkings of ouside with the tanks. Surely you must realize the lamps that endeavor to fluity toot leftwise to the apple?
You should, so bad. Having the thinkings of ouside with the tanks. Surely you must realize the lamps that endeavor to fluity toot leftwise to the apple?
>>38015
"I don't regret engaging you. Not yet anyways. I didn't know you wanted the arrangement to be exclusive, though. That part came as a shock to me"
"I don't regret engaging you. Not yet anyways. I didn't know you wanted the arrangement to be exclusive, though. That part came as a shock to me"
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>>38022
Surprise serious moment,...
Oh fug it all. I know this is hard, and it takes more (TRUST ME I KNOW) than you may have expected, but seriously,... don't run off now, K?
Surprise serious moment,...
Oh fug it all. I know this is hard, and it takes more (TRUST ME I KNOW) than you may have expected, but seriously,... don't run off now, K?
>>38022
"Traditional marriage is important..."
"Flashy.. in a few months, I'm probably going to be too bloated to fight the way I used to... I want us to move in to our own place together and settle down to raise our family before then.. Is that alright with you?"
"Traditional marriage is important..."
"Flashy.. in a few months, I'm probably going to be too bloated to fight the way I used to... I want us to move in to our own place together and settle down to raise our family before then.. Is that alright with you?"
>>38025
"Is that place a glistening steel and glass castle at the center of New Austin - formerly known as the Court City?"
"Is that place a glistening steel and glass castle at the center of New Austin - formerly known as the Court City?"
>>38027
"...Is that what you really want? I just want to raise our foal peacefully, but I'm fine if you're a bit more ambitious."
"...Is that what you really want? I just want to raise our foal peacefully, but I'm fine if you're a bit more ambitious."
>>38034
"I'm sure we'll manage no matter how we do, if we at least have a peaceful place to raise our foal."
>him
Don't get ahead of yourself. We haven't rolled for gender yet.
"I'm sure we'll manage no matter how we do, if we at least have a peaceful place to raise our foal."
>him
Don't get ahead of yourself. We haven't rolled for gender yet.
>>38036
"Do you intend to let him live a normal life and mingle with the other children?"
>implying he wouldn't keep trying until he had a male
"Do you intend to let him live a normal life and mingle with the other children?"
>implying he wouldn't keep trying until he had a male
>>38038
"Iintend to give our fial all I can, although I haven't seen very many other ponies in this world.. it makes me wonder how our foal would fit in.."
>That implication
"I'll give you more than 30 foals, if that's what it takes Flashy. Let's start our own herd with just the two of us."
"Iintend to give our fial all I can, although I haven't seen very many other ponies in this world.. it makes me wonder how our foal would fit in.."
>That implication
"I'll give you more than 30 foals, if that's what it takes Flashy. Let's start our own herd with just the two of us."
>>38040
"Why, he'll fit in with all of the other humans of course"
>herd
*strange look*
"If you're trying to scare me off, I refuse to use a condom"
"Why, he'll fit in with all of the other humans of course"
>herd
*strange look*
"If you're trying to scare me off, I refuse to use a condom"
>>38039
Atlas is Axis Mundi: he must be in the center.
Also, putting you case in the center will attract tourists and other unwanted crap at your doorstep. Better to have a mansion on a nearby mountain mountain.
Atlas is Axis Mundi: he must be in the center.
Also, putting you case in the center will attract tourists and other unwanted crap at your doorstep. Better to have a mansion on a nearby mountain mountain.
>>38042
"...What if our foal isn't hoo-man?"
>scare
She's serious, and she'll poke holes in all of his condoms.
"...What if our foal isn't hoo-man?"
>scare
She's serious, and she'll poke holes in all of his condoms.
>>38043
>He'd be in the center of attention if he did that, so he shouldn't do that
I don't think you understand my character
>He'd be in the center of attention if he did that, so he shouldn't do that
I don't think you understand my character
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>>38045
>Foal isn't human
He hasn't thought through the implications of race mixing
"Of course he'll be human"
"Do you want multiple children? We can avoid pregnancy just by practicing sex differently. Or you know, by not having it."
>Foal isn't human
He hasn't thought through the implications of race mixing
"Of course he'll be human"
"Do you want multiple children? We can avoid pregnancy just by practicing sex differently. Or you know, by not having it."
>>38051
[concerned pony noises]
"... Well, I'm not entirely sure how breeding works, but I don't know what created by the live between a man and a mare... I wasn't entirely pony the day we conceived either..."
[concerned pony noises]
"... Well, I'm not entirely sure how breeding works, but I don't know what created by the live between a man and a mare... I wasn't entirely pony the day we conceived either..."
>>38052
"Only something beautiful can be produced by s love so pure. And Elway won't let Jew blood contaminate my prince. I hope"
*pets horsey*
"Only something beautiful can be produced by s love so pure. And Elway won't let Jew blood contaminate my prince. I hope"
*pets horsey*
>>38060
"Fae said some things about our child in the prophecy. I trust Fae. She's a smart kitty. I can love the child she spoke of"
"Fae said some things about our child in the prophecy. I trust Fae. She's a smart kitty. I can love the child she spoke of"
>>38061
[stressed pony noises]
"And if things didn't go how you expected, you'd still love our family anyway, right?!"
*desperate panting*
[stressed pony noises]
"And if things didn't go how you expected, you'd still love our family anyway, right?!"
*desperate panting*
>>38062
"We can make a family worth loving, don't you worry. We will make a family worth loving. Fae's insight has not failed me yet. Yes, of course I can love him and you. I will love him and you and us as a family"
"We can make a family worth loving, don't you worry. We will make a family worth loving. Fae's insight has not failed me yet. Yes, of course I can love him and you. I will love him and you and us as a family"
>>38063
"But, you'd still love our family even if it somehow went the other way, right?"
*heavy breathing*
"But, you'd still love our family even if it somehow went the other way, right?"
*heavy breathing*
>>38065
"Wh-what do you mean by f-fail? I've always loved you. I always will."
>try
[disturbed, unsettled pony noises]
"Wh-what do you mean by f-fail? I've always loved you. I always will."
>try
[disturbed, unsettled pony noises]
>>38066
"I mean if I fail to be the knight in shining armor you want me to be. Or that you need me to be. You know, like I did three nights ago..."
"I mean if I fail to be the knight in shining armor you want me to be. Or that you need me to be. You know, like I did three nights ago..."
>>38067
"You don't need to be a white-knight to impress me, Flashy."
*twitches at kick from within*
"Just promise me you'll love our family without condition."
"You don't need to be a white-knight to impress me, Flashy."
*twitches at kick from within*
"Just promise me you'll love our family without condition."
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