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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
1262 replies and 138 files omitted.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37970
>>37968
No. I HAD negotiated for the return of the unicorn that previous sunday. Then it changed on me. Then you used your bullshit etherealness to get out of my character's hands when I had specifically prepared for that, and then you begged GM to let you get the Unicorn when you should have been seen and heard by the guards.

>Holy word
I'd rather not have it. Fuck your outsider bullshit
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37971
37973
Can Tracy make Sneak Attacks with her chain? It's a piercing weapon.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37972
37974 37975
>>37969
>name 1 infernuis meme
protip infernuis worst character.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37973
37975
>>37971
Sneak attacks are limited to a range of 30 feet. So yes, if 30 feet or less, and no if more than 30 feet
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37974
37976 37977
>>37967
Seriously, thank you. I'd much rather players literally/figuratively started attacking one another with melee weapons (or non melee weapons)
>>37972
Ooooh! How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower!?

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37975
>>37972
Infernius is cute and funny though.
>>37973
That limitation goes for ranged attacks, the chain is melee.
The real question would be whether or not dancing weapons can be used for Sneak attacks.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37976
37978
>>37974
>How about the time Infernius wanted to roll to see if he got to the ground from the tower
I was just thinking about that one.
Also:
>Rolling for dick size
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37977
37978 37979 37980
>>37974
terrible meme.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37978
>>37976
The Dice gods hate Infernius for some reason

>>37977
You roll for a number of things that you really shouldn't roll for. There's danger in the dice
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37979
37981
>>37977
Are you KIDDING? That was one of the memes that set everything off! That was one of the moments where suddenly "Oh, its not just a bunch of rules, we can just improvise" became the MO. Sorry, but aside from the dice gods (they do hate him for some reason) that is one of my favorite moments.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37980
37981 37982 37983
>>37966
>>37968
>next boss fight
>We've almost been beat and we're on the retreat
>idea.memetome
>"Yo Infenius, cut my leg off"
>screaming
>replace it with shitty wooden leg
>I'll get some dwarves make a mechanical one later
>Sacrifce leg to death for a booty call
>fuck death
>death kills boss for me
>>37977
How about the time you failed the stealth check to shit in Torc's robe, and then rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37981
37988
>>37979
This.
Fucking hilarious.
>>37980
With enough ranks in Spellcraft, you could plausibly use that right there for preparation Slay or even Momento Mori, a single time.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37982
37984 37988
>>37980
>Infernius beats up Infernius
THIS

>Sacrificing leg to death for booty call
Just beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe, and then kill the boss iwth the scythe after a sword fight sequence
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37983
37988
>>37980
>rolled me a nat20 to attack while I was gone
THAT was hilarious.

Also, remember when Torc rolled for a control check on that leprechaun flight (as if he could control it in the first place), and then rocketed off into nowhere?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37984
37985 37987 37992
>>37982
>beat her to death with the severed leg, take her scythe
Is that how you'd treat a lady?
Torc is a true gentleman, underneath that mountain of spaghetti.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37985
37986
>>37984
>Torcuil uses his spaghetti attack to stun death, then takes her sword and runs away
That'll work too
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37986
37987
c222d159023d3bc4334b04e8b8451093--simple-skull-drawing-reaper-tattoo.jpg
>>37985
Why do you hate Death?
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37987
37989 37991
>>37984
>Too gentlemanly to bludgeon a woman to death
It's the current year. Don't be a sexist. Women can be bludgeoned to death severed body parts just as surely as men

>>37986
I just want Torcuil to take the scythe and have a Brave heart charge with it
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.37988
37990 37993 37994 37996
>>37981
Omae wa mou shindiru
>>37983
That was great
>>37982
B-but Torc wants to sex her again.
She taught him the true meaning of "la petite mort"

>bred is mold
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37989
>>37987
>Brave Heart Charge
Better off with his Claymore, desu.
Also, I like Death as a character.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37990
37994
>>37988
>la petite mort
KEK!
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37991
37993
Alright, here's my digs.

I like everybody. I like individual aspects about characters, and I like group elements too. I like it when characters can/do pull a fast one on others, and I like it equally when everyone says "Lets murder this bitch" and makes like meat-tenderizers.
>>37987
Oh please, now you're gonna suggest that a woman who's been taught how to be bludgeoned to death can be nearly as effective as a trained individual who has been bludgeoned to death for literally years.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37992
38001
1513820679648-0.jpg
>>37984

Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37993
>>37988
Inb4 Death Selectively kills his penis

Talk to your waifu

>>37991
Que?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37994
38001
>>37990
>>37988
ha i also understand.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.37995
What I'm getting at is that I don't know how to shift or waver. I could favor the party, or I could favor the individual. So far I've done both. I won't claim my decisions have been 'correct' nor have they necessarily been "best". They have been - in the moment - sincere. and I hope that means as much on paper as it does thinking/dictating it.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.37996
37997 38001
>>37988
>Implying Tay didn't do a better job of it
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.37997
37998
>>37996
Death would've had more experience.
bl+OE
?
No.37998
38001
>>37997
With sex? First off, you're comparing her to Taylor Swift. Second, she's kind of old, has a wierd job, and probably cloaks herself under what is basically a Burka for a reason. She's pretty isolated. that's probably why she wanted Torcuil.
\r
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.37999
38003
>giliana
Anonymous
4NBId
?
No.38000
Praise Epona
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.38001
38002 38004
>>37992
Dlete dis
>>37994
"Ayy bby u wnt sme fuk? I got yellow, bitches love yellow"
>>37996
Reeeee
>>37998
I don't like Taylor Swift
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38002
38005
1510497__safe_artist-colon-camo-dash-pony_pinkie pie_equestria girls_the art of friendship_spoiler-colon-eqg summertime shorts_animated_bust_clothes_co.gif
>>38001

Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.38003
38004 38006 38007
>>37999
"You,... just won't stop will you?"
She says through astonished, marvelled, and compromised words.
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.38004
38008 38010
>>38001
>I don't like Taylor Swift
Nor does my character want to be chained to a serial killer. Yet here we are. Now go talk to your waifus

>>38003
I know right
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.38005
>>38002
YES
Mrs. Sentry
0Syxm
?
No.38006
>>38003
He's dedicated.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38007
e9bff4ee8d5c2415106bc752e6ca361900e4fda19ffe29a71a2e6dc89a0687c8 (1).jpg
>>38003
"me never stop. me love you too much."
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.38008
>>38004
I meant in and out of game
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.38009
38012
I can barely fucking poat
Help.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38010
38013
>>38004
[sad pony noises]
Pls Serious Meta Question
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.38011
38014 38016 38017 38019
Um... Can we post more on the main board? An anon is talking about how mlpol is dying and "heat death seems innevitable." I know Tracy's faggot used to make like 100 posts a day, and then stopped after these threads became a thing. I've mostly stopped posting, and Infernius has mostly stopped posting... Let's give the main board some love
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.38012
38016
>>38009
(User gas veeb9 yb-unpoat fir tgus post)
Anonymous
bl+OE
?
No.38013
38015 38026
>>38010
Aww....

*Pets horsey*

"Pls be selective about who you stab though"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38014
>>38011
I probably should...
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38015
38022
>>38013
"You don't regret marrying me, do you, Flashy..?'
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.38016
38019 38020
>>38012
Sir, are you having a stroke?
>>38011
I try but
>I usally have nothing to add
>posting is harder without a PC
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38017
38018
>>38011
there havent been any threads recently that have peaked my interest.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38018
>>38017
I used to steal threads from 8chins, but I haven't recently...
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.38019
>>38016
>>38011
Not sure the post ur on about, but you are right. We need to be more prolific. Maybe not as "participants" in game or outside, but we are staples of Mlpol,....
>>38016
Not a stroke, no,... sadly,....
Instead, a series of ideas, largely dependent on uncontrived responses to the stimuli provided. ^_^
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38020
38021
>>38016
>Sir, are you having a stroke?
i feel bad for laughing at this.
Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.38021
38023
>>38020
You should, so bad. Having the thinkings of ouside with the tanks. Surely you must realize the lamps that endeavor to fluity toot leftwise to the apple?
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38022
38024 38025
>>38015
"I don't regret engaging you. Not yet anyways. I didn't know you wanted the arrangement to be exclusive, though. That part came as a shock to me"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38023
1510367884190.jpg
>>38021

Anonymous
Aiv0R
?
No.38024
38030 38072
>>38022
Surprise serious moment,...

Oh fug it all. I know this is hard, and it takes more (TRUST ME I KNOW) than you may have expected, but seriously,... don't run off now, K?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38025
38027
>>38022
"Traditional marriage is important..."

"Flashy.. in a few months, I'm probably going to be too bloated to fight the way I used to... I want us to move in to our own place together and settle down to raise our family before then.. Is that alright with you?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38026
>>38013
doing the political simulator now.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38027
38028 38029
image.png
>>38025
"Is that place a glistening steel and glass castle at the center of New Austin - formerly known as the Court City?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38028
38031 38034
>>38027
its not new austin.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38029
38034
>>38027
"...Is that what you really want? I just want to raise our foal peacefully, but I'm fine if you're a bit more ambitious."
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38030
image.png
>>38024
What should I not be running off from?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38031
38032
>>38028
New Canterlot
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38032
38033
>>38031
you wish.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38033
38035
>>38032
Atlas-Lantis
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38034
38036
>>38028
Yet

I know it's not a great city to name it after, but if you say the name aloud, it sounds better than most

>>38029
"I want to leave something behind for him"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38035
38037
>>38033
im okay with that.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38036
38038
>>38034
"I'm sure we'll manage no matter how we do, if we at least have a peaceful place to raise our foal."
>him
Don't get ahead of yourself. We haven't rolled for gender yet.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38037
38039
>>38035
Let's do it then. We can have a giant statue of Atlas in the center.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38038
38040
>>38036
"Do you intend to let him live a normal life and mingle with the other children?"

>implying he wouldn't keep trying until he had a male
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38039
38041 38043
>>38037
The castle is in the absolute center of New Austin, but the statue can go in front of it
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38040
38042
>>38038
"Iintend to give our fial all I can, although I haven't seen very many other ponies in this world.. it makes me wonder how our foal would fit in.."

>That implication
"I'll give you more than 30 foals, if that's what it takes Flashy. Let's start our own herd with just the two of us."
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38041
38044
>>38039
new austin not atlas-lantis?
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38042
38045
>>38040
"Why, he'll fit in with all of the other humans of course"

>herd
*strange look*
"If you're trying to scare me off, I refuse to use a condom"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38043
38046
>>38039
Atlas is Axis Mundi: he must be in the center.
Also, putting you case in the center will attract tourists and other unwanted crap at your doorstep. Better to have a mansion on a nearby mountain mountain.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38044
>>38041
That's kind of a mouthful. If it were like "Atlasia" it would be easier to say
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38045
38048
>>38042
"...What if our foal isn't hoo-man?"
>scare
She's serious, and she'll poke holes in all of his condoms.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38046
38047
>>38043
>He'd be in the center of attention if he did that, so he shouldn't do that
I don't think you understand my character
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38047
38049
>>38046
Tracy wants a nice open track of land in the back though.
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38048
38050
image.jpeg
>>38045
>Foal isn't human
He hasn't thought through the implications of race mixing
"Of course he'll be human"

"Do you want multiple children? We can avoid pregnancy just by practicing sex differently. Or you know, by not having it."
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38049
>>38047
Don't worry, there will be a large park and greenery
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38050
38051
>>38048
"What if our baby is a pony, or.. something else..?"
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38051
38052
>>38050
"Something else? Come again?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38052
38053 38054
>>38051
[concerned pony noises]
"... Well, I'm not entirely sure how breeding works, but I don't know what created by the live between a man and a mare... I wasn't entirely pony the day we conceived either..."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38053
>>38052
by the love*
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38054
38055
>>38052
"Only something beautiful can be produced by s love so pure. And Elway won't let Jew blood contaminate my prince. I hope"
*pets horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38055
38056
>>38054
"You'd love our foal all the same whatever the case, right?"
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38056
38057 38058
>>38055
*pets horsey nervously*

*is unable to answer the question*
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38057
38059
>>38056
[desperate horse noises]
"R-Right?!"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.38058
>>38056
*look of scorn*
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38059
38060
>>38057
"W - What kind of cases are we talking about here?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38060
38061
>>38059
"Literally anything. You'd love our foal no matter what, RIGHT?!"
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38061
38062
>>38060
"Fae said some things about our child in the prophecy. I trust Fae. She's a smart kitty. I can love the child she spoke of"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38062
38063
>>38061
[stressed pony noises]
"And if things didn't go how you expected, you'd still love our family anyway, right?!"
*desperate panting*
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38063
38064
>>38062
"We can make a family worth loving, don't you worry. We will make a family worth loving. Fae's insight has not failed me yet. Yes, of course I can love him and you. I will love him and you and us as a family"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38064
38065
>>38063
"But, you'd still love our family even if it somehow went the other way, right?"
*heavy breathing*
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38065
38066
>>38064
"I'll try to, I'll try. But let me ask you this. Would you still love me if I failed you?"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38066
38067
>>38065
"Wh-what do you mean by f-fail? I've always loved you. I always will."
>try
[disturbed, unsettled pony noises]
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38067
38068
>>38066
"I mean if I fail to be the knight in shining armor you want me to be. Or that you need me to be. You know, like I did three nights ago..."
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.38068
38069
>>38067
"You don't need to be a white-knight to impress me, Flashy."
*twitches at kick from within*
"Just promise me you'll love our family without condition."
Anonymous
cTovl
?
No.38069
38070
>>38068
"Oh I'll love him. How can I not love my own blood? Just the same as I cannot but love you. But he may break my heart, just as you might"