With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
1262 replies and 133 files omitted.
>>36963
Oh hush. Killing Trollestia is a massive overreaction. And then killing Tracy over a damned non-magical horse is an even bigger overreaction
Oh hush. Killing Trollestia is a massive overreaction. And then killing Tracy over a damned non-magical horse is an even bigger overreaction
>>36965
Tracy should t even know. She's on the ethereal plane and left before anyone mentioned the zombie invasion
Tracy should t even know. She's on the ethereal plane and left before anyone mentioned the zombie invasion
>>36964
*goes to him and helps him on*
[angry nightmare noises]
She says something through EM link, but it's just incoherent monster ravings. She's absolutely rabid that she was fooled.
*goes to him and helps him on*
[angry nightmare noises]
She says something through EM link, but it's just incoherent monster ravings. She's absolutely rabid that she was fooled.
>>36959
Thez reaches up and grabs Infernies for a moment. With a gesture she conveys that its going to suck, but will probably be okay,... maybe. She lets go of Uatchit and falls about (however many feet) into a huge wave of undead forms and starts mobbin'.
"I gotta mow the lawn!" can be heard as she falls away.
Thez reaches up and grabs Infernies for a moment. With a gesture she conveys that its going to suck, but will probably be okay,... maybe. She lets go of Uatchit and falls about (however many feet) into a huge wave of undead forms and starts mobbin'.
"I gotta mow the lawn!" can be heard as she falls away.
>>36968
I'm the course of several rounds
Heal serous wounds on Tracy
Puts hands on Tracy (paladin's lay of hands) to calm her and heal her)
Calls Fae
asks Fae what the fuck is going on
I'm the course of several rounds
Heal serous wounds on Tracy
Puts hands on Tracy (paladin's lay of hands) to calm her and heal her)
Calls Fae
asks Fae what the fuck is going on
>>36974
Fine. Heal mount. He doesn't know it's undead attacking, he just knows that Tracy is almost dead
Fine. Heal mount. He doesn't know it's undead attacking, he just knows that Tracy is almost dead
GM what level is Torc? 15 or 16?
Also, I need a rough estimation of how many undead are in the area.
Also, I need a rough estimation of how many undead are in the area.
>>36969
From his elevated position, Infernius can determine that there are three main points of possible entry; the Docks, the Main Gates, and the Sewers. Each area would require the attendance of one faction (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc.) and one character. This will require a bit of splitting up.
From his elevated position, Infernius can determine that there are three main points of possible entry; the Docks, the Main Gates, and the Sewers. Each area would require the attendance of one faction (the Gestapo, the Generals, etc.) and one character. This will require a bit of splitting up.
>>36980
Surrounded, not covered. And there's skeletons and ghouls and ghasts and wights and other shits also
Surrounded, not covered. And there's skeletons and ghouls and ghasts and wights and other shits also
>>36976
I don't fucking know, it just seemed like an opportunity so I took it
>scent ability
No. I had no idea Tracy's faggot would claim to smell in it in the stables
I don't fucking know, it just seemed like an opportunity so I took it
>scent ability
No. I had no idea Tracy's faggot would claim to smell in it in the stables
All of this happens while I am on a phone in a social situation an hour away from home. Fuck me
>>36985
He would be in his room until he's healed, then call Fae to him, and then go either to the monestary to get troops or to wherever the troops have deployed themselves, and then get to killing. Or make Fae get the mean and go straight to the killing
He would be in his room until he's healed, then call Fae to him, and then go either to the monestary to get troops or to wherever the troops have deployed themselves, and then get to killing. Or make Fae get the mean and go straight to the killing
>>36989
Yes
To Fae
>"deploy the men. All of them. Try to evacuate civilians to a central safe area of possible. Tell me if we are needed immediately"
Yes
To Fae
>"deploy the men. All of them. Try to evacuate civilians to a central safe area of possible. Tell me if we are needed immediately"
>>36991
"We were set up. Thez and Infernius should never have intervened. Situation's compromised. Anyways, I think we have a bigger problem right now. A guard said something about an invasion. I think there's an attack. And fuck me this is a terrible fucking time for an attack"
"We were set up. Thez and Infernius should never have intervened. Situation's compromised. Anyways, I think we have a bigger problem right now. A guard said something about an invasion. I think there's an attack. And fuck me this is a terrible fucking time for an attack"
>>36992
Trumpaladin directs Fae to gather the men to fight at strong points, or fight a rearguard action if civilians can or need to be evacuated to any citadel like position
He tries to direct Tracy to attack anywhere the undead are near civilians
And Trumpaladin's faggot is designated driver again
Trumpaladin directs Fae to gather the men to fight at strong points, or fight a rearguard action if civilians can or need to be evacuated to any citadel like position
He tries to direct Tracy to attack anywhere the undead are near civilians
And Trumpaladin's faggot is designated driver again
>inb4 no trips
Is the forest still on fire?
[16d4 = 46]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Undeath_to_Death
This should fucking help at the docks.
Rollin 16d4
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Undeath_to_Death
This should fucking help at the docks.
Rollin 16d4
>>37006
The undead are being repelled by the city walls except at the docks (tended by Torcuil and Trollestia), the Main Gates (unattended) and the Sewers (unattended)
The undead are being repelled by the city walls except at the docks (tended by Torcuil and Trollestia), the Main Gates (unattended) and the Sewers (unattended)
[3d20 = 37]
>>37006
Fuck it then.
Tracy swears on her mother's grave to finish off Troll once the battle is over and she's used up her spells, and begins mowing down undead creatures near the main gates in a whirling fury, using her sword.
>pic semi-related
Rolling for first round of attacks.
>>37006
Fuck it then.
Tracy swears on her mother's grave to finish off Troll once the battle is over and she's used up her spells, and begins mowing down undead creatures near the main gates in a whirling fury, using her sword.
>pic semi-related
Rolling for first round of attacks.
>>37011
"The Generals seem to have secured the stadium in the name of Football, where the word of John Elway who is himself football and is also the Denver Broncos and who's word has been heard by Trump and therefore conveyed to the team (because he's all about a strong team) the stadium is secure." says some random guy enthusiastically.
"The Generals seem to have secured the stadium in the name of Football, where the word of John Elway who is himself football and is also the Denver Broncos and who's word has been heard by Trump and therefore conveyed to the team (because he's all about a strong team) the stadium is secure." says some random guy enthusiastically.
K So now Tracy and Infernius are attending the Main gates. Thez is wading through the hoardes. Troll/Torc are going to the docks, who is going to the sewer? > Thinks Infernius
[4d20 = 40]
>>37014
Is this a fallback position or no? Send them to the gates or walls if it usnt a citadel
Rolling because Tracy's favor is
>>37014
Is this a fallback position or no? Send them to the gates or walls if it usnt a citadel
Rolling because Tracy's favor is
>>37017
Goddamnit Tracy and trump are ridding. She's mounted. He's mounting her. They go to the one place it covered , wich is the sewers
Goddamnit Tracy and trump are ridding. She's mounted. He's mounting her. They go to the one place it covered , wich is the sewers
[3d20 = 42]
>>37020
Sewers don't sound suited for mounted combat.
Rolling second line of attacks because Great Cleave.
>>37020
Sewers don't sound suited for mounted combat.
Rolling second line of attacks because Great Cleave.
>>37019
>stadium, fall-back
Yes, for both channeling citizens and civillians and preventing forces from assailing.
>>37020
So Infernius is alone at the gate, Troll/Torc are in the docks, and Trump/Tracy are in the sewers? Thez is messy with gore and bits, she could pass as a zombie if she'd slow down and stop murdering. but she's got her staff out and she doesn't show sign of slowing. "I don't think this is an attack force." she shouts at some point. "They seem kinda weak and squishy."
>stadium, fall-back
Yes, for both channeling citizens and civillians and preventing forces from assailing.
>>37020
So Infernius is alone at the gate, Troll/Torc are in the docks, and Trump/Tracy are in the sewers? Thez is messy with gore and bits, she could pass as a zombie if she'd slow down and stop murdering. but she's got her staff out and she doesn't show sign of slowing. "I don't think this is an attack force." she shouts at some point. "They seem kinda weak and squishy."
>>37021
I am driving. There is no way at all I can figure out I mounted combats. Go to the fucking series mounted
To Tracy "go to the ducking seerss"
I am driving. There is no way at all I can figure out I mounted combats. Go to the fucking series mounted
To Tracy "go to the ducking seerss"
[3d20 = 28]
>>37027
"I'm going to kill that bitch!"
Another round of attacks as she makes her way towards the ducking seerss
"If it's the last thing I do!"
>>37027
"I'm going to kill that bitch!"
Another round of attacks as she makes her way towards the ducking seerss
"If it's the last thing I do!"
I can't roll or play right now. I won't be able to for 30 or more minutes. Just say Trumpaladin stats mounted on Tracy and swings at whatever enemies come near him. Some one do my rolls for me
So now Trump is going to the ducking seerss, followed by Infernius, leaving the front gate wide open and the docks still well tended by Torc/Troll. I assume Tracy is with Trump? And where are the human resources? The Gestapo is placed throughout the city, so can't be directed, and the Generals are at the stadium. The Fight Club is active, but location unknown.
>>37029
We're back at the gates, Infernius is taking the sewers
You try spelling everything right typing while driving down a highway at 60
We're back at the gates, Infernius is taking the sewers
You try spelling everything right typing while driving down a highway at 60
>>37030
Don't worry, I'm just setting up storyline diversions and independent actions affecting a grander scale. We can wait.
Don't worry, I'm just setting up storyline diversions and independent actions affecting a grander scale. We can wait.
>>37035
You're not that far, I'm just determining who is fighting what. The sewer is one set of encounters, the dock is another, and the main gate is the third.
You're not that far, I'm just determining who is fighting what. The sewer is one set of encounters, the dock is another, and the main gate is the third.
>>37040
The party is at a splitting point, to do with geographical characteristics of the port and the circumstances. I'm a little fuzzy on who is ending up where so its still up in the air.
The party is at a splitting point, to do with geographical characteristics of the port and the circumstances. I'm a little fuzzy on who is ending up where so its still up in the air.
*is slashing her way through zombie*
"I did not *stab* need this tonight! Now the forest is going to burn to the ground before we get a move on."
"I did not *stab* need this tonight! Now the forest is going to burn to the ground before we get a move on."
File (): 0BDA7CFE2DC9FC5951A164336C0B9335-372695.png (364.0 KB, 640x360, screen_shot_2016-10-19_at_5.35.26_pm.png)
Torc summons his army
>>37052
Oh snap. From nowhere there were frogs of all different varieties and armaments. Its a good thing Torcuil went to the docks too.
Oh snap. From nowhere there were frogs of all different varieties and armaments. Its a good thing Torcuil went to the docks too.
And the bard frogs begin to play, hoping to boost moral
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkvC3D_srM
>>37057
>3
AGAIN?
>>37058
I won't
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkvC3D_srM
>>37057
>3
AGAIN?
>>37058
I won't
When does the encounter start?
Tracy looses her chain and lets it dance.
Tracy looses her chain and lets it dance.
File (): 41F1E72BE1D71E5D1A994219EF048E78-295155.jpg (288.2 KB, 918x717, meme warfare finishes hillary.jpg)
File (): E369CAB4B1DB53CC4DAC4C40DE89A5B9-417859.png (408.1 KB, 930x1060, War Never Changes, Pepe.png)
File (): 22BE806D602EBA25A6D8180F2EF03908-1346518.png (1.3 MB, 787x692, memetic warfare.png)
File (): 8AB8A366553FFEB24CB52D15712DB66C-1182361.png (1.1 MB, 800x1209, MemeticWarfare, Call of Pepe.png)
File (): C09F3B4ED73C8DE46BAEB789C4BD0D9E-549113.png (536.2 KB, 1008x806, meme war gun pepe.png)
Tracy is still slashing zombies, scorching the earth as she prowls the battlefield.
...And in the distance, the forest where she intended to fight Troll burns to the ground without her there...
...And in the distance, the forest where she intended to fight Troll burns to the ground without her there...
File (): 0FE11D3A4427766C71A8F731BBA81EB7-14245.png (13.9 KB, 1080x720, 1492779038444.png)
File (): BF1B822A6FF173D6876EC6AB74BC9A25-162615.jpg (158.8 KB, 799x2004, The Great Meme War, Trump.jpg)
File (): 891FA16EEC7FE670A6F1BB4A1AA20F99-144678.jpg (141.3 KB, 537x1148, meme war medal.jpg)
File (): E12FAFA094407357DC57140ACD52A179-212761.jpg (207.8 KB, 674x1024, daddy pepe meme war.jpg)
File (): 1C37451BF7E1BC5D84AAE8AFB9D713FE-213700.jpg (208.7 KB, 743x1000, meme warrior.jpg)
File (): C3539CDD4577D9BCBFC7F68769071408-85997.jpg (84.0 KB, 505x502, green door pepe meme war.jpg)
[Reply] [Last 50 Posts] [Last 100 Posts] [Last 200 Posts]
You are viewing older replies. Click [View All] or [Last n Posts] to vew latest posts.
Clicking update will load all posts posted after last post on this page.
Post pagination: [Prev] [1-100] [101-200] [201-300] [301-400] [401-500] [501-600] [601-700] [701-800] [801-900] [901-1000] [1001-1100] [1101-1200] [1201-1300] [1301-1362] [Next] [Live (last 100 replies)]
1362 replies | 147 files | 12 UUIDs | Page 35