With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>37586
Wait, Twice?
Torc never fucked the dragon, only death and troll. And Death was a highly unusal situation.
Wait, Twice?
Torc never fucked the dragon, only death and troll. And Death was a highly unusal situation.
>>37591
Yes, cloud is ebil.
>>37592
Several of the Keks
So as characters position and situate themselves, they notice that the air is almost stale with inactivity. Its almost as though they have been in this position - on the verge or in process of some dramatic action or other - for several minutes in game time and almost a day now from player-standpoint. I assure you, I'm noy just being a fag
Yes, cloud is ebil.
>>37592
Several of the Keks
So as characters position and situate themselves, they notice that the air is almost stale with inactivity. Its almost as though they have been in this position - on the verge or in process of some dramatic action or other - for several minutes in game time and almost a day now from player-standpoint. I assure you, I'm noy just being a fag
>>37593
If the characters are suspended indefinitely in galloping pose, can they talk out their relationship problems?
If the characters are suspended indefinitely in galloping pose, can they talk out their relationship problems?
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>>37599
>Rolled a 6
I'm a say that landed with a 26 AC for Horsey, a +16 base attack bonus, and a +5 strength modifier. So horsey is booped
>>37601
The Right way to do it is to boop another pony
>>37601
"Looks like that fucking space coyote screwed us over or something. Just like Trollestia, she set me up!
Anyways... wanna talk about our problems?"
>Rolled a 6
I'm a say that landed with a 26 AC for Horsey, a +16 base attack bonus, and a +5 strength modifier. So horsey is booped
>>37601
The Right way to do it is to boop another pony
>>37601
"Looks like that fucking space coyote screwed us over or something. Just like Trollestia, she set me up!
Anyways... wanna talk about our problems?"
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>>37602
Strength doesn't make attacks land more easily. And he'd have to crawl out of his saddle and climb her neck to reach her snoot.
Also, it might me unwise to boop her while she's 40 ft up...
>landing on a 6
Strength doesn't make attacks land more easily. And he'd have to crawl out of his saddle and climb her neck to reach her snoot.
Also, it might me unwise to boop her while she's 40 ft up...
>landing on a 6
>>37604
Yes it does, you apply your strength modifier to your attack roll to beat AC. So 16+5+6=27>26 The attack landed.
>Crawl out of saddle
He's got a reach of 5 feet. Or maybe 10. But he can boop a horse if he leans forward
Yes it does, you apply your strength modifier to your attack roll to beat AC. So 16+5+6=27>26 The attack landed.
>Crawl out of saddle
He's got a reach of 5 feet. Or maybe 10. But he can boop a horse if he leans forward
>>37604
>Landing on a 6
That's why playing a higher level Paladin is so epic. His attack bonuses are so high that his first attack lands against almost any opponent on any role higher than a 1
>Landing on a 6
That's why playing a higher level Paladin is so epic. His attack bonuses are so high that his first attack lands against almost any opponent on any role higher than a 1
>>37610
>Implying he can talk with his head in her mouth
>Implying hoers saliva would do anything but make his hair glisten in the moonlight
>Implying he can talk with his head in her mouth
>Implying hoers saliva would do anything but make his hair glisten in the moonlight
>>37614
"How do you feel about Fae, Tracy? I know you used to not like her, because you were jealous of her. But now you are a mount too. So can you accept her?"
"How do you feel about Fae, Tracy? I know you used to not like her, because you were jealous of her. But now you are a mount too. So can you accept her?"
>>37615
>'Well, it's not like you've been riding her more than me, so I guess I don't have very much of a problem with her, for now... I don't see why you'd need two though...'
>'Well, it's not like you've been riding her more than me, so I guess I don't have very much of a problem with her, for now... I don't see why you'd need two though...'
>>37616
>"When she laid out Torcuil in two rounds, she proved to me two things. That she was willing to do anything I needed her to do, and that she was able.
If you could have your own killer attack lion - better than a lion - that you could fly, wouldn't you?"
>"When she laid out Torcuil in two rounds, she proved to me two things. That she was willing to do anything I needed her to do, and that she was able.
If you could have your own killer attack lion - better than a lion - that you could fly, wouldn't you?"
>>37617
That second part is supposed to be in the link-greentext, but it feels appropriate as is
>>37616
>"Well... it's more than just that. She came to me. It would be beyond rude to dismiss her. And she spoke the magic words of Football, American, and Ponies. Who else in this world have you heard speak do beautifully?"
>>37618
>"I asked you to attack Torcuil first"
That second part is supposed to be in the link-greentext, but it feels appropriate as is
>>37616
>"Well... it's more than just that. She came to me. It would be beyond rude to dismiss her. And she spoke the magic words of Football, American, and Ponies. Who else in this world have you heard speak do beautifully?"
>>37618
>"I asked you to attack Torcuil first"
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>>37619
>'Could she manage the stadium just as easily without the title? She does it all herself anyway.. If you dismissed her, she'd probably just around doing what she normally does, doing her sermons at the stadium and whatever..'
Meta spoiler
Tracy has more-or-less realized that Fae is far too religious to ever think of getting in the way of her relationship, so she's no longer actively plotting to kill her, so long as she feels like she is the one more closely connected to Trumpaladin.
>'Could she manage the stadium just as easily without the title? She does it all herself anyway.. If you dismissed her, she'd probably just around doing what she normally does, doing her sermons at the stadium and whatever..'
Meta spoiler
Tracy has more-or-less realized that Fae is far too religious to ever think of getting in the way of her relationship, so she's no longer actively plotting to kill her, so long as she feels like she is the one more closely connected to Trumpaladin.
>>37624
>[incoherent distressed pony thoughts that fill up his head and cause terrible headaches]
>'Wat?!'
>[incoherent distressed pony thoughts that fill up his head and cause terrible headaches]
>'Wat?!'
>>37626
>"I think you misunderstood me little pony. I mean like when you're away doing your pony things, or when you're doing stealthy rogue stuff. Or when I just need to go into town to run errands and you're feeding the birds"
>"I think you misunderstood me little pony. I mean like when you're away doing your pony things, or when you're doing stealthy rogue stuff. Or when I just need to go into town to run errands and you're feeding the birds"
>>37628
[muffled distressed pony noises]
>'I-I-I.. Can't we schedule ahead of time? I'm more than enough... *incoherent pony thoughts*'
*swallows head a little bit*
[muffled distressed pony noises]
>'I-I-I.. Can't we schedule ahead of time? I'm more than enough... *incoherent pony thoughts*'
*swallows head a little bit*
>>37629
>"Of course you're enough silly horsey. Don't be so distressed, I just wanted to be considerate of your time is all. You're a wonderful mount"
>"Of course you're enough silly horsey. Don't be so distressed, I just wanted to be considerate of your time is all. You're a wonderful mount"
[1d20 = 19]
>>37631
*Puts hand on horse head, which is apparently intent on getting his head drenched in drool*
>"You're a wonderful mount Tracy. A wonderful mount. After all, how many mounts will let their riders do this"
Grabs her by the pussy
>>37631
*Puts hand on horse head, which is apparently intent on getting his head drenched in drool*
>"You're a wonderful mount Tracy. A wonderful mount. After all, how many mounts will let their riders do this"
Grabs her by the pussy
>>37632
He shouldn't be able to move at all, but I won't argue with dat roll.
*shudders*
[muffled happy pony noises]
>'You can grab me any time, Flashy...'
*swallows head entirely*
He shouldn't be able to move at all, but I won't argue with dat roll.
*shudders*
[muffled happy pony noises]
>'You can grab me any time, Flashy...'
*swallows head entirely*
>>37633
*sticks tongue down horse throat*
>"Fae would claw me if I ever tried to do that to her. She's also not an equine, so I would't want to. You don't need to worry Tracy. You're special"
*sticks tongue down horse throat*
>"Fae would claw me if I ever tried to do that to her. She's also not an equine, so I would't want to. You don't need to worry Tracy. You're special"
>>37637
Oh she's only like eight times his size
*Grabs cute wittle horsey cheeks*
"So, would you help me get some accessories for my attack kitty?"
Oh she's only like eight times his size
*Grabs cute wittle horsey cheeks*
"So, would you help me get some accessories for my attack kitty?"
>>37639
"Why, the kind that would make her more effective as an attack kitty (or Priestess) of course.
Hard to say what specifically. I was thinking Mithral Breast plate and whatever magic we can make or buy. Anyways, did you say once before that you quote "had resources"?"
"Why, the kind that would make her more effective as an attack kitty (or Priestess) of course.
Hard to say what specifically. I was thinking Mithral Breast plate and whatever magic we can make or buy. Anyways, did you say once before that you quote "had resources"?"
I seriously gotta sleep. I just don't have the energy to autistically pose as a mare in a fantasy romance story anymore.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Torc, how many ranks have you invested in Spellcraft?
>>37647
You should. It's one of the main Class perks that he can cast spells in armor. Also, it's better for him not to die so quickly.
Also, what kind of creature/item is Utachit? I can't find it anywhere.
You should. It's one of the main Class perks that he can cast spells in armor. Also, it's better for him not to die so quickly.
Also, what kind of creature/item is Utachit? I can't find it anywhere.
>>37648
> it's better for him not to die so quickly
Didn't finish the though:
Not to die early on, because he's the healer.
> it's better for him not to die so quickly
Didn't finish the though:
Not to die early on, because he's the healer.
>>37650
Well, He's proficient in everything, so go full plate. Speed won't be as great, but it'll make it easier to walk right into an army like it's no problem.
Well, He's proficient in everything, so go full plate. Speed won't be as great, but it'll make it easier to walk right into an army like it's no problem.
>>37652
Adamntine plate gives 3/- damage reduction on top of the 8AC and that's with zero enchantments.
There's a long list of enchantments.
Am super jelly of that +14 strength modifier. Jesus.
Adamntine plate gives 3/- damage reduction on top of the 8AC and that's with zero enchantments.
There's a long list of enchantments.
Am super jelly of that +14 strength modifier. Jesus.
>>37653
yea i was thinking adamantine, could i get a str booster enchanment?
its only 5 right now thez still has the arms.
yea i was thinking adamantine, could i get a str booster enchanment?
its only 5 right now thez still has the arms.
>>37655
Strength is the absolute last thing you need. But no, strength and ability buffs are not among the possible buffs. There are a shitload of buffs you can get though. AC, damage resistance, strong energy resistance, spell resistance...
she'll give it back you know
Strength is the absolute last thing you need. But no, strength and ability buffs are not among the possible buffs. There are a shitload of buffs you can get though. AC, damage resistance, strong energy resistance, spell resistance...
she'll give it back you know
>>37654
Oh hush. Your "I can fly, I can go ethereal, I can set things on fire, I can become a whole size category larger than everyone" at will haxx GM gave you still pisses me off to no end. And you keep claiming "she's a pony, she has super listening!" "She has scent!" "She can run faster because horse!" even when using the vanilla form
\r
Oh hush. Your "I can fly, I can go ethereal, I can set things on fire, I can become a whole size category larger than everyone" at will haxx GM gave you still pisses me off to no end. And you keep claiming "she's a pony, she has super listening!" "She has scent!" "She can run faster because horse!" even when using the vanilla form
\r
>>37653
All species have racial bonuses; some even have Ex or Su abilities. Even hoo-mans get extra skill points per level.
Ponies should have higher Charisma though… And something...
All species have racial bonuses; some even have Ex or Su abilities. Even hoo-mans get extra skill points per level.
Ponies should have higher Charisma though… And something...
>>37659
I'm not complaining. I just think any other ponies who come into this game should at least have 13 Char.
I'm not complaining. I just think any other ponies who come into this game should at least have 13 Char.
Can the Summon Monster spell be used to ask creatures questions, or do you need Planar Ally for that?
>>37661
Ponies are cute. They should at least get a +2 modifier.
>>37661
Ponies are cute. They should at least get a +2 modifier.
>>37662
Envy is my best guess for the nature of the emotion as well. I just know it leaves me very angry almost every time it comes up. GM mentioning it in a Thez post pissed me off for hours and it's the main reason I did not want to play out the Court City quest, and I think it's also the main reason I hate the birds (it was used to obtain the eggs), and I don't want Tracy to go to Cardisjore alone. The mounting did a lot to calm it down, but not everything
Envy is my best guess for the nature of the emotion as well. I just know it leaves me very angry almost every time it comes up. GM mentioning it in a Thez post pissed me off for hours and it's the main reason I did not want to play out the Court City quest, and I think it's also the main reason I hate the birds (it was used to obtain the eggs), and I don't want Tracy to go to Cardisjore alone. The mounting did a lot to calm it down, but not everything
>>37710
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>>37738
I've seen everything since I called him Mr. Fug, but is he talking about how fucking another mare set off Tracy and how he totally didn't know it would make her mad? Ad thats what he mes by "now you know how it feels to not know what sets someone off"?
I've seen everything since I called him Mr. Fug, but is he talking about how fucking another mare set off Tracy and how he totally didn't know it would make her mad? Ad thats what he mes by "now you know how it feels to not know what sets someone off"?
I did not delete those posts, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did nawt
>>37743
Oh the ethreal shit?
Are we still fucking on that?
>>37744
Well how the fuck would I fucking know?
Oh the ethreal shit?
Are we still fucking on that?
>>37744
Well how the fuck would I fucking know?
>>37752
Probably. But at the moment, everyone is sperging. I'm going to step away hopefully for a very long time
Probably. But at the moment, everyone is sperging. I'm going to step away hopefully for a very long time
My mum used to say "Remember son, nothing is ever deleted on the internet"
Obviously she never met Waifu Thief.
>>37755
Hi GM
Considering I haven't done any level up perk/skills/bonuses/whatever they are, what are my choices for Torc?
Obviously she never met Waifu Thief.
>>37755
Hi GM
Considering I haven't done any level up perk/skills/bonuses/whatever they are, what are my choices for Torc?
>>37759
I'm going to recommend that you do that. I would also recommend that you read the wizard spell list, so you can familiarize yourself with the powers you already have.
Did you allot those three ability points? It should be 4 by now
I'm going to recommend that you do that. I would also recommend that you read the wizard spell list, so you can familiarize yourself with the powers you already have.
Did you allot those three ability points? It should be 4 by now
>>37663
I wonder if Tracy could learn anything more about the nature of her alternate form if she summons/meets a Night Had. Could have some interesting character development potential.
I wonder if Tracy could learn anything more about the nature of her alternate form if she summons/meets a Night Had. Could have some interesting character development potential.
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