With Nuts of course.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
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>>37764No. You have more than enough haxxor power from that goddamn nightmare bullshit. Stop fucking trying to milk it for more
>>37763>>37766um am i allowed armor or am i gonna be banned if i ask?
>>37764>character development potentialFucking how? She's not supposed to have outsider powers in the first place
>>37766>HaxxWhat did I ask for, and how is it against the rules of the game? Tracy wants to know why and how she transformed.
Night Hags created nightmares; in mythology, they're neatly synonymous.
And most of all IT'S JUST AN IDEA. What about this idea is so terrible that it had to be deleted a dozen times to keep it from poisoning the minds of the foolish goyim?
>>37769Nightmares, in the form of equines, don't exist in mythology. They are D&D creations, made to be the dirt of equine equivalent of a hellhound
>>37772They they do. Look it up. They're the demons that the hags ride.
>>37774im tired off you being a tyrannical faggot.
>>37770I'm afraid I can't do that Mr. Fug
>>37768>>37766Tracy doesn't want more powers, she wants to learn about the one she has
>>37775I've tried looking it up. It doesn't exist
>>37776Fuck off
>>37777Bullshit. This is a way to get more freebies
>>37779Are you going to sperg out about things that happened earlier or are you going to contribute?
>>37777>quads I USE THIS POWER TO CONFIRM
>>37776See you faggots later, I'm gonna do something else https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mare_(folklore)https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_hagYou know this game is based off European mythology, right? There's a reason why Night Hags appear riding otherworldly ghost horses
>>37778Yes they do.
And who the fuck are you to judge who gets which "freebies"? It's not just your game.
>>37781Quad power is non-transferable and cannot be moved after the fact. You must make it in the post, or not at all
>>37780stop being a tyrant i was trying to help you talk it out but you deleted a shit ton of my posts.
>>37782Those aren't horses, those are demons. That's the meaning of the term "mare." That word is German for demon. It's not referring to a horse
And fuck your freebies
>>37785>aren't horsesYou obviously didn't read the whole article.
>>37786No shit, I'm phone posting from a bathtub
>>37785And regardless, I just want to try it out in game just for fun. In the lore the hags are the ones who created Nightmare by dismembering Pegasi and subjecting them to a black magic ritual, so I just threw the idea out there that she might seek out the nature of her transformation by asking one, if she ever managed to somehow have a peaceful encounter. It was an idea to develop her as a monster and as a Blackguard, but still JUST AN IDEA.
>>37786Well now I've skimmed through one of the articles, and I see shit talking about dogs and mice, but I definitely don't see anything about horses
>>37788Okay. I still hate the etherealness
Alright. Yes of course Infernius can have armor, that was a silly question. He may get banned for it, but he can have it oh what, I can't shitpost?
>>37791adamantine full plate of bovines growth hormone.
>>37792That's not s thing, and you already have enough buffs, including an epic tier buff, that give you more strength than everyone else combined
>>37793the gm can make anything.
>>37781As for Trocuil's skills:
The only class skills available are: Bluff, Concentration, Craft, Knowledge (arcana), Profession, and Spellcraft. Any other skill is available, but at twice the skill point cost. Concentration is the only one that's particularly essential desu, as it determines how readily he can concentrate (not loose his spell) if he takes damage during casting.
>>37793Actually, they're still safe in Thez' bracelet. He hasn't gotten them back yet. All he has is the bracers of armor, his flaming sword, and a ring of regeneration.
>>37789There was another article about hags on my computer which connected them to horses. The demons themselves are often depicted as horses as well. The French spirit, the Cauchemar, roughly means 'Spirit that tramples', the same way incubuses (aka "mares") and hags tread upon the bodies of the living and >rape them in their dreams.
The Norwegian version can be directly translated to "mare-ride". Under the Beliefs section, it mentions that the mares we're often depicted to "ride" horses, leaving them exhausted and covered in sweat in the mornings.
There's a reason why I've been pulling all these ancient Germanic, Nordic, and Iclandic folklore references out, like the Nithing. The story about King Vanlandi Sveigðisson, being assassinated in his sleep by a mare summoned by a sorceress who was hired by his vengeful, abandoned ex-wife was actually the reason why I chose to class her as an Assassin.
>>37797That Nightmare tactics article you linked once described the "pegasus with wings ripped off" thing as being a D&D 5th Edition creation. The wikipedia article describes the spirits of the night as appearing in the form of women, mice, dogs, cats, and I think bats but nothing about horses
>>37796Why has he not taken them back? They are so useful
>>37794I had to work hard to get a +5 bonus on strength. You have a +14 strength bonus that I'm already extremely jealous of, and you want much more?
>>37798reeeeeeeeeeee >>37798I took that into account as well.
I'm a huge mythology nut.
>>37799I guess this is probably a bad time to give you shit about not using that ion stone then?
>>37800I still think you're making stuff up or confusing recent D&D fluff with real mythology
>>37801Of course I'm using the ion stone!
>>37802>confusing recent D&D fluff with real mythologyWhy not mix them a bit? I can tell that the Hags in The Game are clearly based off of the Hags in mythology.
Also, unban my main IP so I can show paintings from the Renaissance era to show how they're depicted with horses.
>>37801I was going to use it, but I didn't want to start drama by causing someone to get butthurt over distribution of wealth.
>>37805Fuck you, my character took and is using that Ion stone, and has been since it was acquired
>>37799What's wrong with him having more Str?
>>37803Agreed, particularly the Night Hags, as mythological dream invaders. Its not an expressed correlation, but its quite intuitive.
So I'm getting the impression that players want stat hax now.
>>37808God, can we delay to any other night?
>>37809>delayUhm,... I'm still trying to piece together what happened and where everything 'is'. IDK what you mean by delay
>>37807Because why the fuck does he get twice as much damage per hit as me, and all of the same follower and attack bonuses, but also the entire damned cleric spell list?
>>37811Because nigger I've been using that stone the whole time!
>>37812If he can increase his Str through legal means, why shouldn't he? It doesn't make your character any less strong.
Stop trying to nerd other party members.
>>37807this strength is my thing.
>>37814>>37815The most he could get is gauntlets of ogre strength, which is +2. He'd have to exchange them for his gloves though
>>37812Because Thez likes it when he's got a phatty
ahem strength bonus cuz 'reasons'.
>>37815It makes up for the lack of Int.
Anyway, Minotaurs are strong; that's just how the game works. It's not "haxx" to have a strong Minotaur.
>>37816He could also make a Belt of Giants Strength.
>>37817+14 is already super high
>>37820Not true. He's not wearing the belt, or the sleeves atm. Infernius is essentially naked as far as buffs are concerned (in the buff? Xp), at least for now.
>>37819stop being greedy mr gecko
>>37821WHY ISN'T HE WEARING IT
>>37822>+14 bonusesPut your damn belt and arm bands on
>>37823atonement. something you know nothing of.
>>37823Why are you so pissed about party I'm "balances"? We're all on the same side.
You got plenty of cool stuff too.
>>37825Why do you think my character agreed to help Tracy kill Trollestia?
>>37826Stop complaining about my attempts to advance kitty
>>37827I'm curious. Which three times?
>>37828If you're just going to be insulting, please just don't bother posting
>>37829>complaining about my attempts to advance kittyWhat are you talking about?
>>37832I meant yesterday, but fine
>>37831So long as I have a fallback career I guess
>>37829why is she still alive then?
>GM facepalms
Lets try a different approach.
Who has issues, grievances, or concerns? Please, list them.
>>37836Because Thez, Infernius, and all the hordes of the undead showed up before she could be tracked down
>>37838That's not true, she and Torcuil quite visibly and obviously sped off toward the docks where they are keeping a hoard of aquatic zombies at bay, while the sinister floating-pyramid makes its way toward them.
>>37837I hate Tracy's Etherealness hax, and the flying to a lessor extent. I mean the freebie version done in pony or "alternative form", not the cauchemar ability
>>37840So you don't mind when she's being ridden but you do mind when she's not, essentially?
>>37839Well it is known where she is, but she is very obviously still useful alive during this
>>37837im tired of him being a faggot, deleting post,and complaing about what me and tracy want to do when he can do his own cool shit in game.
>>37663>>37764Greater Planar Ally is probably the way to go, for a particularly advanced Hag. Of course, it'd take a bit of careful planning, and a while to assemble an appropriate payment for the favor.
Infernius, would your character be willing to help Tracy scribe a scroll for that?
>>37843This!
>>37846>>37845The last thing he sees Tracy doing is catching her Murdering ponimaru, and he'd agree with no questions asked to help her summon a creature of evil that attacks good creatures on sight?
>>37844Noted, duly so.
>>37843So, you're against one player (him in context) exerting influence or power over other players in their general affairs and character decisions?
>>37848I'm not sure that makes sense with the Infernius character, but eh
>>37847The Outsider will return to its home plane once its task is done. It won't cause excessive danger to anyone in the realm.
>>37847after it gets resolved of course
>>37849yea basically.
>>37852I think what GM said to you was a broader set of situations than you intended in that post
>>37851Still best to summon it in a magic circle against evil and away from others
>>37845First I have to have Tracy steal something valuable for the payment, a fat one. A normal payment should be 500 shekels per HD for a task taking an hour, 1,000 shekels per HD for a task taking one whole day, and half payment for a non-dangerous task, but the ritual for turning magical beasts into fiends must be a well-kept secret to the Hags, so it's better to go full price. Nightmares are valuable creatures, sometimes sent to Divine Emissaries as rewards for their service to their lords, so the process of creating them must be an heirloom to the Night Hags; therefore, it'd be best to offer something close to ~20,000 shekels up front.
I g2g for a bit.
>>37854If only there were a cave full of gems
>>37856That's how Nightmares were originally created. Fiends subjected Pegasi to a black magick ritual, that involved removing their wings through torture, followed by a transformation to make them forcefully forgo their noble nature in place of ebil.
>>37857I still loathe this "transformation"
>>37858I've figured that much out by now...
The posts from earlier were only shadow deleted, if you want them back
>>37860PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM
OR I'LL POKE MYSELF IN THE EYE
>>37860>basketball broochExplain yourself heathen!
Seriously, I get that Trump is dissatisfied with Tracy's haxx (ethereal, and w/e). I get that Trump is dissatisfied with Infernius' haxx (uber strength, boffing GM's brain-child), and that,... I get Torcuil being dissatisfied with Slovenia's haxx, cuz no WAY would a woman be so skilled at carpentry,....
But seriously, I get why Trump and Infernius are dissatisfied with Trump's hax. Why? Because they're
outside the game rules, and thus not privy to review or ruling by the GM. I'll admit that I have my misgivings as well, but I'm not about to be a poor sport in my own thread.
To be completely honest, I have no issue with Trump doing sem-random (
short term) bans or deleting posts. Desu, there's not likely to be anything ITT of such exceptional value or precise diction so as to warrant an archive of. Simply, we're a bunch of faggots, shitposting and w/e along D&D rules ish. If shit gets deleted, oh fukking well. On the other hand, along with that "OFW" determination, that's precisely the sentiment that is then applied to other characters and their Haxx. No offense (this is direct at Trump) but I spent as much time collaborating with other characters about Trump's haxx as I did with Trump about other character's haxx. Desu, I'm surprised its even come up this much. Long story short, if players want me to wipe the slate so that its 'agreeable', I can do that; but let me stress first that doing so would be so
BORING.
>>37860I am curious
Also, couple questions for my autism
>SkillsHow many can I pick?
>Ability pointsHow many do I have for Torc?
And last, did we ever decide the wizard/ranger thing?
>>37862He has fucking
perma-banned me.
No bans because he has a halite allergy.
>SloveniaI don't remember that but okay.
I'm mad about the deletes because I log on, find two faggots fighting and I have no fucking idea why exept some posts where deleted.
>>37862Okay, I just think that for future reference
>>37664 should be known. It's not just deviating from D&D rules here. We do that a lot and mostly no one cares. It's giving a character a set of powerful abilities (etherealness, flight, the ability to freaking light herself on fire, and wild shape to a much larger form) that belong to outer planes creatures. And this early in the game, without earning any of it - she wasn't even the one who knocked Thez unconscious or severed Soro's arm.
If a comparable change were made to another character, for example, if Trumpaladin were to become a half celestial, no way in hell it wouldn't trigger a wave of gimmees.
>a woman can't be that good of a carpenter That's sexist. Also, she's a pony, which is superior to a human woman
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>>37863>PermabanOh hush. I removed after one hour exactly. Almost every single ban I've issued (here) has been removed long before the time on it was set to expire
>>37863The metric is:
(int modifier +2) x 3+level
Meaning, Torcuils skills should be 19(int mod +2)