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Hearths Warming Fruit Cake
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36660
36664
With Nuts of course.

Happy Holidays to everyone! Whether you celebrate Christmas, Yule, Hearths Warming, or some other degenerate (Kwanza) or (((unspoken))) tradition, I hope you have a safe and 'as happy as possible' holiday season as you no doubt maneuver in and out of the world of normies and others!
I have no idea if any crucial gaming will occur weekend, but its about to get funky-fresh on several fronts. We last left Torcuil trying to navigate through Krenshal for someone skilled and crazy enough to build a Robo-ponk. Trumpaladin and Tracy were getting their things together to hunt a Unicorn with Elway's blessing and direction. Thez is being a little bit emo (its the hormones) while Infernius continues being a dutiful and upstanding guy.
What will happen next, and in what order? Will the players defy GM's careful designs for the umpteenth time? You can bet on that!
1262 replies and 144 files omitted.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36864
36877
>>36860
Ah, I understand. Go ahead and say it can't be done, idc
"That'sunderstandable,canIcheckbackinabout, ohsayanhour?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36865
>>36860
*follows her voice*
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36866
36871
>>36863
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>'Kill her!'
>*uncontrollable bloodlust surges into his mind and fills him to the brim*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36867
36868 36869
nao.png
>>36862
And where is Tracy positioned?
Consider the area around the stables looking ish like so. To converse, Trump would have to be in the open to her, and I'm assuming he's approaching.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36868
>>36867
Trump has positioned himself as between troll and the exit as possible
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36869
>>36867
She's hidden just around the corner, in range for a Sneak Attack, her alignment magically concealed.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36870
36872 36873 36874 36875
Thez comes out of ethereal in the center of the hallway, drawing Trollestia's attention, as well as Trump and Tracy's.
"Fuck."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36871
>>36866
>"I thought you wanted to catch her flat footed with a sneak attack as I distracted her"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36872
36876
>>36870
*Death Stare*
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36873
>>36870
*walks in*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36874
36876
>>36870
"OH COME ON! You decide to show up finally and it's now and here!"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36875
36878 36879
>>36870
Tracy ignores Thez, and Makes her triple Sneak Attack while Troll's attention is divered with two Been-edged bane daggers and her sword.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36876
36881 36885
>>36872
Thez has a weird look in her eye. "You've got assassins, yes? You should call them.
>>36874
Well, you guys wanted to get up out of the Court City, Thez said "they'll be back", and its far easier for me to wage an epic-scale conflict when all the party's general and human resources are on hand. ^_^
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36877
>>36864
Incase you didn't pick up, I wanna get Torc to the tower
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36878
>>36875
Death Attack*
diverted*
keen*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36879
36882
>>36875
Roll the dice or it doesn't count

>"No! Abandon plan!"
XvSkz
?
No.36880
36883
[3d20 = 17]
>>3687 →
Teleport?


Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36881
36884
>>36876
Can I'z mount Troll?

Trumpaladin backs away and slips out of the room
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36882
>>36879
>'There are no brakes on this train'
>implying you roll for Sneak Attacks
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36883
>>36880
What was that? The fortitude for the Death attacks or the Reflex for the Sneak Attacks?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36884
36886
>>36881
*blocks your path*
"not so fast!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36885
>>36876
I TRIED to bring her last time, but SOMEONE said something about her being unsubtle
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36886
36889
>>36884
"Why? Let me pass"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36887
36890 36891 36892 36894 36895 36900
Remember, those aren't attack rolls, those are saving throws. Trollestia takes a long-swipe up the side of her neck, while getting stabbed through the chest-plate (not ALL the way through her but most of the way) while another dagger disembowels her in sudoku-like efficiency.
I don't even need to roll the dice on that one. Trollestia is kill. And then, Trollestia changes shape and form, and a very-murdered and partially dissected Ponimaru lies on the ground in front of Tracy.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36889
36893
>>36886
"what going on here?"
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36890
>>36887
Well fuck.
I'VE BEEN CATFISHED
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36891
36895 36896
>>36887
Goddamn it. Fuck you Thez. Fuck you.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36892
36895 36896
>>36887
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I used Detect Good for exactly this reason. Does Ponimaru have an aura?
"Faust almighty! Where is she?!"
*assumes monstrous shape*
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36893
>>36889
"I can't be here right now. Stand aside"
UvqCJ
?
No.36894
36896 36898 36900 36918
[3d20 = 40]
>>36887
"oh no ponimaru!"
*draws sword pushes trump out of the way.*
"tracy what have you done?!"
slash slash slash
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36895
>>36892
>>36891
>>36887
Nevermind. I misread that scene. Trumpaladin says "clever girl" and leaves the room
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36896
36897 36899
>>36891
Oh relax, its far more complicated than you think.
>>36892
Yes, Ponimaru is good, and in this case was polymorphed to appear as Trollestia in exchange for a previous favor she did for him. Meta, so no immediate responses, just shock and awe.
>>36894
Already? You're attacking?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36897
>>36896
yes.
7s1gk
?
No.36898
36901
[4d20 = 51]
>>36894
"LEAVE TRACY ALONE!"

Quick draw Vanderien. draw ring shield.

Slash Infernious
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36899
>>36896
>Torc wasn't catfished
Good
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36900
36903 36908
>>36894
Pushing Trump should require its own action, shouldn't it?
Does she get an Attack of opportunity?
>>36887
"What did I tell you about being a white-knight?!"
*shoves body in the bag and disappears into the Ethereal plane*
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36901
36904
>>36898
"I don't know lad, I dunna like this situation a tall!" Vandereim says.
So Infernius has first declared action. In this sense, he is taking initiative (decisive first move). Everyone else rolls for initiative, behind his stated move.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36902
36905
"I'llbebacksoon,Iwanttogocheckonmyfriends."
Torc teleports to the Tower after grabbing some food.
Hearing noises in the stable he heads that way and walks in.
"I got....
Food..."
Gif related
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36903
36906 36918
>>36900
You can get the body or you can jaunt. You cannot do both in the same round. Pick one
7s1gk
?
No.36904
36918
[1d20 = 15]
>>36901

Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36905
>>36902
Gif didn't attach, and won't fucking attach
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36906
36909
>>36903
Did she take that hit, or did Infernius fail to push Trump to the side?
If she's not wounded, she puts the body in the bag, if she 's hurt, she jaunts.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36907
"What the fuck are you wankstains doing?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36908
36911 36912 36914
>>36900
Tracy is greeted by a looming ring of very tall and very evil undead. Some with cages for torsos, inside which lie little grasping forms with hollowed-out glowing eyes, faces seeming to shriek with no words coming out, others seem a slender representation of the night its self, with sinister eyes being the only apparent distinction about them. Myriad forms swirl about, of a variety of forms and shapes and appearances, all held back meekly by a silly hat with a charm attached that Tracy gave Thez one time, with a piece of string about 60'diameter chalked out. The circle represents a position on a sphere which though not represented can be observed by all sorts of ghoulish nastiness piling on top of and along an invisible barrier.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36909
>>36906
He has insane strength. That round of attacks would kill her I think
4NBId
?
No.36910
[1d20 = 13]
Rolling initiative.
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36911
36914
>>36908
Well fuck...
TE1uM
?
No.36912
36913 36918
[1d20 = 3]
Ah fucking hell, why did Torc teleport back?
>>36908
"WHAT THE ACTUAL EVER LIVING FUCK?!"
I guess initiative
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36913
>>36912
>3
>fucking 3
Torc is going last, isn't he?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36914
36915 36918
>>36911
She says that out loud.
>>36908
>barrier
I'm confused. Is it keeping them out or holding her in?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36915
36916
>>36914
Keeping them out. Now go to a nearby room, enter the material plane, go to Flashy so he can heal you, mount you, and the two can flee to Mexico
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36916
36919 36923
>>36915
She does this.
Then she flies off with him to the forest which is still on fore, frothing at the mouth.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36917
36919
Trumpaladin uses his dimension door helm to go to a room in the tower on a different floor, then calls Tracy as mount
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36918
36919 36920 36921 36922 36924
>>36894
Alright, so the 16 and the 19 would have hit, but drawing a sword is a move action without the requisite feat, meaning Infernius could charge and draw his weapon, or he could attack w/ fists. Since he's unarmed, he could attempt a grapple for both without drawing an attack of opportunity, having ahem grappled with Thez on so many occasions.
>>36904
K, you got a 20 so I'll put you in second.
At the last moment, Vandereim veers off of course, causing a miss. "Lad, this doesn't seem anything like ye. and I doont know if I can be a part of it."
>>36903
No, I'll allow both.
>>36912
>3
Kek
>>36914
Them out, but its very weak and obviously improvised.
Thez takes a deep breath, while from the entrance an emerging Gestapo specialist enters and yells out in unison. "We're under attack,"/"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!"

Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36919
>>36918
>>36916
>>36917

Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36920
>>36918
Adm. Torc yells at the specialist "By fucking WHAT MAN?"
Torc throws snek staff and wraps Mr. Snek around him, then draws both pistols.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36921
36925 36928
>>36918
"WHAT! BY WHO?!"
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36922
>>36918
To Vanderiem:
"No, I don't want any part of this, but Tracy expects things from me. She expects me to attack her attackers when she is attacked"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36923
36926
>>36916
Hold on tiger, you used up your move gathering the body and going ethereal where there's the pile of undead.
Thez <shoooomp> meshes in and gestures.
"I don't know how long the seal I put up will hold them, but there they are. I don't know why they're there, but I doubt its a random occurrence, and this guy back here (meaning material) seems to have more information."
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36924
36926
>>36918
Let's say that Trumpaladin Dimension doors out of the scene, and calls Tracy in the new room
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36925
36927
>>36921
"The dead!" the man says, not fearfully but desperately. "Legions"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36926
36929 36930
>>36923
[angry monster noises]
>>36924
Stay there faggot. Don't make her use-up a turn finding him.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36927
36939
>>36925
"Legions?"
Torc turns to Thez looking for an explanation
"The fuck are legions?"
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36928
36931
>>36921
Too late faggot, is he beating/grappeling or is he drawing a weapon and smash?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36929
>>36926
"She made the little weeb take the hit for her. I don't believe it!"
[furious nightmare noises]
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36930
36933
>>36926
And get attacked by Infernius or Thez? No way in hell hes staying behind after being caught. Not a chance in hell. Not even for an invasion. He'd dimension door to a room, call Tracy, heal her, call Fae and ask her what is going on, and then go to the monestary to fetch his soldiers and figure out what to do from there. Also, Tracy could be killed by Infernius if she reappeared in that room. She should appear in a different room
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36931
36934
>>36928
Grapple.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36932
36935 36939
GM, is there anyway Torc cpuld get Troll to show up?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36933
36936
>>36930
Just move outside the stables.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36934
36937
>>36931
Yeah fuck you he's gone before your move
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36935
>>36932
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36936
36938
>>36933
Infernius would grapple. No. That's stupid
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36937
36940
>>36934
>implying
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36938
>>36936
>>36936
He's not going to grapple after the Gestapo show up. Stay there.
[Furious nightmare noises]
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36939
36942 36943 36945 36948
>>36927
"Imagine being surrounded on all sides, on 3 dimensions instead of 2 (spherical geometry) and you've got an idea. The ethreal plane should be considered compromised,"
>>36932
Oh she's outside the tower, and she's going full alicorn. She's pissed.
So with Infernius grappling, Tracy needs to roll 2 d20 saving throws.
7s1gk
?
No.36940
36941
[1d20 = 8]
>>36937
Grapple gives an attack of opportunity. Draw suigoto and attack of opportunity

Then fucking flash step the hell out of there
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36941
36944 36946
>>36940
Why you attack the healer when meta reveals the undead are attacking? It doesn't stop the grapple either.
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36942
36949
>>36939
>legion
"Welp, that sucks ass."
Torc heads outside to see how this is going down. What he see?
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36943
36949
>>36939
so we are surrounded on multiple planes?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36944
36945
>>36941
BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! THE UNDEAD CAN WAIT UNTIL HE IS SAFE
4NBId
?
No.36945
36950
[2d20 = 18]
>>36939
Can she escape grapple with her escape artist check? She has 5 ranks in it.
>>36944
Relax. He's not getting killed.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36946
36948
>>36941
The attack of opportunity does. He has a +16 base, a +5 strength, +3 suigoto and rolled an 8 against Infernius's 17 AC, which means the attack landed and did damage, so the grapple fails
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36947
>The dead always act as heralds of Legion's coming. In places of great death and destruction, where the dead are not buried, burned, or respected.
Well fuck................
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36948
36951
>>36939
Wait, how did he grapple herwhile she was ethereal?
>>36946
Stop attacking PCs. We've got more important shit.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36949
36952 36953 36955
>>36943
"Eyyyuup."
>>36942
The port is surrounded by a ring of darkness. Its not pure darkness like on the ethereal plane, its a scorched and empty decayed sort of darkness. Much is zombified, others are skeletal. Some aren't even specific creatures, they're just a collection of bones that happens to make a weird distorted bone murder shape. Its as though the collective natural deposits of the land have been animated to emerge and combine.

Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36950
36955 36965
>>36945
He's spooked. Trollestia should have known about the plan ahead of time because he told her, but Infernius and Thez should not have been there. He's running the fuck away until he's in a safe spot, then he'll figure out what the fuck to do from there
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36951
>>36948
Nigger that's him fucking fleeing
Anonymous
TE1uM
?
No.36952
>>36949
>doot doot
"TROLL, CAN I GET A LIFT?"
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36953
36960
>>36949
i rush outside on uatchit.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36954
Call Fae. Ask her what the hell that guy meant by "invasion"
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36955
36956 36957 36960
>>36950
He's the Paladin. Paladins don't run.
>>36949
Can Tracy go outside?
Where is Trollestia?
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36956
36962
>>36955
It's a tactical withdrawal
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36957
36958
12c7906ba4984eeb9a1331a27cd2b2ef50d4ccba31a92e846697bb0b4a9e6b39.jpg
>>36955
>He's the Paladin. Paladins don't run.
this.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36958
36959 36962
>>36957
Fuck you nigger. And leave my waifu alone
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36959
36961 36962 36970
>>36958
fuck you this is all your fault faggot.
Anonymous
XvSkz
?
No.36960
36965
>>36953
She <whoooof> grabs onto Uatchit's underside.
>>36955
There's a radiant rainbow presence above the Tower that is shooting beams of light into the intermittent encroachment of arial undead, if thats what you're askying.

Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36961
36963
>>36959
What is? How?
Mrs. Sentry
4NBId
?
No.36962
36964
>>36956
Do what you want...
>>36958
>>36959
Fight the zombies first, faggots.
Anonymous
UvqCJ
?
No.36963
36966
>>36961
>oh hurr durr let me fuck the unicorn even though i know tracy would hate it.
Anonymous
7s1gk
?
No.36964
36968
>>36962
He's still calling Tracy