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Raisin Nut Bread
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32017
Mmmmmmmmmm. Fresh bread.
1190 replies and 141 files omitted.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32631
>>32630
Well I assume there will be one when we go through the door
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32632
32633 32636
>>32628
Nothing can be heard from this position. No sounds occur from around the door.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32633
32634 32635
>>32632
Detect Evil
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32634
32636 32637
>>32633
Distant, but 2 presences far from the door in the next room.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32635
32636 32638 32639
>>32633
Detect Good
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32636
32639
>>32632
>>32635
>>32634
Is Torc gonna have to fireball a door again?
"Anytime today would be nice..."
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32637
32638 32640
>>32634
Opens Door
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32638
32641
>>32635
None except Torcuil and Trump.
>>32637
The door opens to a long staircase leading down. 2 voices can be heard speaking from the bottom, one female and one male. The female is raspy and ghostly, the male is deep and inhuman.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32639
32640
>>32635
>>32636
"who wants to walk down?" Trumpaladin whispers
U22wk
?
No.32640
32642 32643
[1d20 = 6]
>>32637
"Finally"
Torc summons the Trash Man
17 STR
15 DEX
5 CON
17 INT
20 WIS
15 CHA
GM, feel free to makes slight changes if necassary
Rolling initiatve for Trash Man
>>32639
"Ladies first?"
8RMfI
?
No.32641
32642
[1d20+5 = 18]
>>32638
*looses auto-flame-chain*
Spot check to see what's down there, through the dark
>low-light vision/darkvision
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32642
32644 32645 32646
>>32641
>>32640
THEY ARE TOO FAR AWAY! WE HAD THE ELEMENT OF SURPISE! Oh Come on! We could have listened to them

*Throws Torcuil own the stairs*
8RMfI
?
No.32643
32645 32651 32656
[2d20 = 6]
>>32640
*kicks trash can down the stairs with both rear hooves, as a distraction*
*Sends chain after it to auto-attack whatever's down there*
Rolling for chain's attacks
U22wk
?
No.32644
[1d20 = 14]
>>32642
Aw what?
He never said anything?
What the hell?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32645
32647
>>32643
Shit...
>>32642
*grabs torc, to keep him from falling*
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32646
32648
>>32642
>surprise
Seriously. It actually makes my job more difficult now. Hold on,....
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32647
32649 32651
I want to specify the Trash Man made no noise, he just appeared
>>32645
Torc whispers "thanks Tracy"
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32648
>>32646
Trumpaladin stands back and expresses his frustration
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32649
32650 32651 32653
>>32647
e_e
So you summoned him without making a sound? Cuz, Summon Trash Man is a non-verbal spell? The Trash Man doesn't strike me as the quiet type.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32650
>>32649
Tracy shoved him down the stairs as soon as he appeared.
>element of surprise.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32651
32652
>>32647
It's the Trash Man. He doesn't do stealth

>>32649
This.

>>32643
There are better ways to Leeroy Jenkins
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32652
32654
>>32651
>Leeroy Jenkins
I'm the Rogue/Assassin/Blackguard; let me decide the sneak attacks!
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32653
32654 32656
>>32649
Does writing in a tome make noise?
BESIDES just the Trash Man could run down
I'm honestly supprised now one has killed Torc out of sheer annoyance, especially you GM. I fucking suck at this
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32654
32655 32656
>>32652
Because throwing a trashcan down spiral stairs is so stealthy

>>32653
>supprised now one has killed Torc out of sheer annoyance
I know, right?
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32655
>>32654
Fuck your wussy ass sneak attacks
TM> I'M THE TRASH MAN
And he jumps down the stairs to fight while Torc holds everyone back at the top
Torc (whispering)> Hold up, lets see how long he lasts
7bGsA
?
No.32656
32658
[1d20 = 2]
>>32653
If I was rigidly adhering to D&D rules, I probably would have.
>>32654
Its a straight staircase. So the ppl at the bottom know that there's something at the top. For future reference, consider casting spells before entering the room you wish to be sneaky-ish in.
>>32643
Quaint, but the staircase is more than 60'
H> Finger of Death

Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32657
32659 32660 32661
The sound of Trash Man slumping and then dematerializing can be heard.
"You, go and learn what the meaning of this is."
H> Teleport
Heavy steps can be heard advacing up the staircase.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32658
>>32656
>Finger of Death
So now we know what is waiting for us
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32659
32662
>>32657
>2
>still killed him instantly
"We're fucked"
Torc projects his sheild and pulls out staff of ulitimate power
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32660
32662
>>32657
Moves outside of stairwell, and readies Full Round attack with Smite Evil on the first two attacks. Fae is asked to do the same on the other side
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32661
32663
>>32657
Fall back a bit and prepare chain for attacking.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32662
32665 32666
>>32659
That was Trash Man's saving throw
>>32660
The footsteps stop part of the way up the staircase,... cuz there's a pretty obvious spiked chain dangling there.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32663
>>32661
>"Recommend sneak attack like on Barry. You will not get a better chance, and distance will not save you"
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32664
Thez sighs and goes ethereal.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32665
32669
>>32662
*chain slowly and awkwardly retracts*
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32666
32667 32668
>>32662
How do you determine the DC for a finger of Death?
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32667
32670
>>32666
The spell listing has it as a fortitude save, DC spell level (7) + intelligence bonus.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32668
32671
>>32666
Matters how powerful the caster is.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32669
32673
>>32665
Mirthless chuckling can be heard from the base of the stairs.
"Very well. Take your time revealing yourselves, your intrusion has been noted and will be swiftly routed," the voice grains, in an abysmally low tone.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32670
32672 32675
>>32667
Oh Thank God.
*Holds on to +15 Fortitude save modifier like prayer beads, but remains at the door, readying an attack*
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32671
>>32668
Want to do this?

MOUNTS PONY
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32672
32674
>>32670
Strike that, its 10 + spell lvl + int bonus
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32673
32674
>>32669
[angry chain-rattling noises]
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32674
32676 32681
>>32672
Well that's less good

>>32673
We could go Ethereal and go around him maybe
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32675
32677
>>32670
Prayer beads?
Booms can be heard from beyond the current adversary.
8RMfI
?
No.32676
32678
[1d20+21 = 27]
>>32674
Walls don't allow for phasing through.
Spot check to witness whoever's at the bottom
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32677
>>32675
Can't really charge him, and need a specific mount to go ethereal to get around him, so I'm stuck for the moment
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32678
32680
>>32676
Thez just did it
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32679
Torc's faggot frantically searches for the SoUP's spell list
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32680
32683
>>32678
Walls can't be phased through, but dudes can.
More booms can be heard from beyond the current guy (Oh FFS, its Dick Cheney)

Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32681
32682 32683
>>32674
Fuck it then.
*Advance down the stairs in ghost-form*
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32682
32684
>>32681
DIck Cheney stands there, giving his zombie-face, and looking quite evil and undead. He wields a warhammer, and is clad in blackened armor. He seems oblivious to your movements.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32683
32685
>>32680
>Dick Cheney
Que? Is he deer hunting

>>32681
>"You materialize next to him, make a sneak attack, and I'll flank him with the boots"
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32684
32685
>>32682
Why is he a villain though?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32685
32686 32689 32691
>>32683
Rapid-dismount requires a Ride check.
>>32684
>Dick Cheney.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32686
32688
>>32685
Wait. Am I mounted on you?
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32687
32692
I have an idea to buy us time
Torc casts wall of force in the stairwell when he can
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32688
32689
>>32686
That's what you said earlier

I'm going to have to go soon...
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32689
32690 32691
>>32685
>Implying America did anything wrong in spreading Democracy to the Middle East and Liberating the oppressed oil reserves there

>>32688
Eh, rides ghost horsey down stairs, and readies an attack for when she materializes behind him
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32690
>>32689
I really can't tell if you're being ironic or not...
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32691
32694 32695
>>32689
>wants to get into a lengthy discussion about foreign policy cuz GM decided he'd make a good undead character.
Sigh, no mounting indoors.
>>32685
Hasn't been mounted since first endering the place,....
More booms, and a click sound can be heard from beyond Dick Cheney.


Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32692
32696
>>32687
That will buy time,... in a manner of speaking.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32694
32696
>>32691
Tracy walks forward down the dark corridor, sword drawn and chain prepared on auto-strike.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32695
32697
>>32691
Mother fucker!

Trumpaladin walks into the doorway, and casts

TURN UNDEAD
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32696
32698
>>32692
"Ideas?"
>>32694
Have fun running into that wall of force
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32697
>>32695
He casts in on Dick Cheney. Cause he's dead
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32698
32699
>>32696
Why did you do that? How does that do anything other than fuck us over by leaving us unable to attack him? And yes I have an idea, cast "Implosion" on him
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32699
32700 32707
>>32698
Fine, but when he kills you first I'll be the last to cate.
Trrc cancels that and casts ray of enfeeblement
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32700
32701 32704
>>32699
Don't cast on Tracy.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32701
>>32700
I wasn't going too
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32702
Wait a minute.

Casts DEATH WARD on self
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32704
32706
>>32700
If Tracy would like to be five feet or less from Trumpaladin at the time of casting, AND remain within five feet of him as they progress down the stair case, Tracy can have immunity to finger of death and perhaps a couple other benefits Trumpaladin casts on himself
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32705
Sorry I had to step out.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32706
32715
>>32704
Follow her down the stairs.
7bGsA
?
No.32707
32709
[1d20 = 19]
If Thez were in the room, she would be facepalming. A few more BOOMs can be heard from the next room.
>>32699
>ROE
Hmmm, that one might actually do something.


7bGsA
?
No.32708
32710
[1d6+5 = 9]
ROE strikes successfully, severely retarding Dick's strength.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32709
>>32707
I hope that 19 is in my favor
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32710
>>32708
Woo hoo
Eat dick Dick....
That sounds weird
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32711
32712 32713 32714
"Prepare yourselves, for you'll be denied the quiet of death." Dick says, ascending the staircase.
Should I mention that the staircase is too narrow to allow ppl to stand side-by-side?
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32712
32716
>>32711
Yeah that might be useful
Is there a roll Torc has to do when he shoots his pistols, cause thats gonna hapen after the Pence Prod comes out
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32713
>>32711
Trumpaladin goes towards Cheney to try to attack him with his sword
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32714
32716 32717
>>32711
Use the Hand of Glory to cast Daylight down the stairs.
Too narrow to dodge?
Throw as many poisoned kunai as she can in one turn.
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32715
>>32706
Do you want to be the person to make melee contact, or me?
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32716
32718 32719
>>32712
You're gonna use the melee cattle-prod before the ranged pistols?
>>32714
>poison
>undead
>facepalming intensifies
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32717
>>32714
You might want to get behind and above me
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32718
32719 32720 32723
>>32716
I'm sorry. I've got a project that's due in three hours, and I haven't been paying the best attention...
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32719
32723
>>32716
Its not supposed to be melee, I thought I said it shot lightning.
But, I guess it's pistol time.
>>32718
RIP
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32720
32729
>>32718
Oh fuck, you go do that

Grapples pony, and move her above and behind him so he'll be the one to take the hit and not waifu
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32721
32722
Casts Protection from Evil on Self
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32722
32723
>>32721
This was not intended to be posted. If cheney is a single round away, Trumapaldin readies an attack, with two smite evils
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32723
32725 32726
>>32718
Thats fine, I'm about to cinematic it to a close anyhow
>>32719
You said "Cattle Prod"
>>32722
Dick Slowly creeps his way up the stairs, not for stealth but to maintain his posture. He displays a certain finesse, despite being a walking corpse (what? he IS!)

Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32724
A BOOOOM sound echoes from beyond Dick Cheney, followed by a scraping sound.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32725
32727
>>32723
That shot lightning
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32726
>>32723
Well, then Trumpaladin casts Protection from Evil on himself. If pony is close enough (I think she should be) she should also receive it because she has the Paladin's Mount class

To Dick Cheney
"Have I ever told you that I appreciate what was accomplished in Iraq? Not only did you get Sadam out, but you managed to build a democratic regime that lasted"
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32727
32732
>>32725
:O - amazed face
What kind of cattle prods shoot lightning?
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32728
If we can talk down a black dragon, and we can talk down a representation of Death, why not talk down a Republican Vice President?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32729
32730 32731 32732 32735
Spoilered
>>32720
....I haven't made the best life decisions these past few months..
Trumpaladin
zAyDD
?
No.32730
32735
>>32729
Same
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32731
32733 32736
"He's still ALIVE? What the hell have you guys been DOING all this time?!" comes Thez' shout from the end of the room.
>>32729
Serious note. Don't beat yourself up, but don't go light on yourself either. Seriously and critically address the situation, and reason a more conducive approach. "What am I doing, and what could I be doing that might benefit my situation better" is my go-to.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32732
32735
>>32727
Magical ones
>>32729
Story of my fucking life