/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>32118
You got that fucking right m8
>dons kilt

>>32119
Saved
Also see >>32097

>>32120
Don't ye be fookin dissin haggis you flapping cunt.

I wonder if Vadereim likes haggis.

>>32124
he strikes me as a Poofta, so probably

>>32119
Right you are. Thez, with also growing impatience, and upon seeing the direction that the compass indicates, <whooof>

>>32125
YOU FUCKING WHAT MATE?
You sayin only gays like haggis?

>>32126
"...Sh-should we go after her?"
*Begins walking through walls*

>>32126
>>32122
"We Ride!"
*rides demon horse*

>>32127
"Ride your horse if you want to catch up with us"

<whooof>
"Gawd you guys,...." she says reaching out to and touching the whole party. <whooooof>

>>32128
"Duh"

>>32130
I'm not fucking welsh. I don't sex the sheep
>>32131
Did Torc ever finish his prior commitment?
You never said...

>>32133
She'll get him eventually.

>>32133
Prior,... commitment?

>>32135
Fucking death

>>32137
Either way

>>32137
Yes. Death is an entirely unintended yet inevitably recurring character now.

>>32139
I fucking hate and love this at the same time
So where is everyone and what's going on?

>>32139
>NEET virgin dies and reincarnates in a magical world where he gets wizard powers and is swimming in pussy
Most cliche anime ever.

>>32141
>NEET cave wizard widower*
Yeah its fucking ironic considering I wanted to stay away from that

>Has now been waiting 11 hours and still does not know where we are supposed to be going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
>>32131
So are we going south towards or past Durpistan on the material plane, teleporting, or going to a different plane?

>>32140
Falling from 3500 feet

>>32144
Oh goodie. May as well call in Fae since it appears that we are remaining in this plane

>>32142
>I wanted to stay away from that
That makes it even more cliche of a harem anime.

>>32144
>sigh
Can Troll fly?

>>32144
*Flies*

>>32147
She can cast Air Walk

>>32146
Sorry I don't watch anime,
I have enough cancer already
>>32150
>>32149
Torc calls hoers

>>32151
>Sorry I don't watch anime
THIS
H
I
S

>>32151
I don't really watch it either, but I know the archytypes.

>>32153
I don't even know that

>>32151
>>32152
>>32153
Plebs

>>32155
I won't watch it until they make a Hitler anime

>>32147
Airwalk, yes
>>32152
>>32151
Yeah? Well I do! Xp
So Thez partially opens her gliding wings. As she leaves everyone in the dust she yells "I'll come back and tell you,...."
The rest of the party is speeding toward the ground

>>32154
>>32153
I learned them mostly from a week friend of mine who I studied creative writing theories with. I only ever really watched anime with him, but he taught me quite a bit.
It was during those years that I developed Yandere Calculus as a tragic writing theory.

>>32157
*Flies*
Where did she take us?

>>32157
>I'm not gonna be awake much longer
Also, Torc calls Troll so he doesn't meet Death again this fast

>>32160
About a mile south of Port Barry
>>32161
From md-air? Thez grabbed you, she didn't give anyone a choice.
You did leave blood in the entertron right?
>>32158
>>32162
sigh
>>32155
this

Basically to summarize,... not a whole lot has happened. Torcuil, through some amazing ingenuity and some absurd luck (both for and against) has shagged Death and also killed Infernius' brain-worm. Wherever he is, lets hope he's better off for it. At the same time, the party vacillates between speeding toward and falling vertically toward his position, as Thez has a nasty habit of assuming fall-control when she activates her <whooooof>

Please keep discussion on topic. These threads fill up to Bump limit very quickly, and off topic replies just kill them faster

Anime Discussion belongs on /1ntr/. Haggis discussion belongs on /ub/. Further off topic replies will be deleted

>>32163
Tracy grabs Torc by the scruff to keep him from falling to his death.

>>32163
Trumpaladin mounts something

CALL MOUNTS

Both of them

Also Torcuil should have waited until we had Infernius to prevent it from blowing his cover

>>32163
Fine, Torc polymorphs into a hawk so he can fly.
Actually, fuck it. Torc no longer needs a mount.
>>32165
BOOOOOOOOO

>>32165
top lel.

>>32167
I thought he was on Tracy's back already?

>>32170
He should have been at the moment they left, but GM says we're falling, so if Trumpaladin is not on someone's back, he gets on someone's back. Not Torcuil's though

>>32167
>blowing his cover
Why would Torcuil, in character, believe he needs cover?

>>32165
Anyone have the "no fun allowed" pic?
>>32172
This

>>32165
>pic
>>32171
He's on Tracy's back, she's just not flying or anything yet

>>32172
>>32173

Blowing Infernius's cover. He could be in a Jew castle, and him being freed from the mind control worm wouyld just cause them to imprison him

>>32175
Quite

>>32175
Infernius just has to play dumb and moan like a brain-controlled zombie.

>>32174
I said she was flying twice.

>>32173
>>32168
Discussion about rules or moderator action belongs on the /qa/ board

>>32177
>implying that would be different than normal
>>32179
Fak u

>>32177
It's Infernius. He would flip out and start babbling about Jews or something

>>32180
Infernius wouldn't even need a Bluff check for it.

>>32182
Kek
Torc cricles down to the ground in hawk form

>>32178
I see one. I'll assume there's another that I've missed. ._.
So everyone is not falling to their deaths, sue me for hoping to paint that picture.
>>32181
"They're right you know,...." XD

>>32184
>Infernius even manages to mess up at looking dumb
*sighs*

It's about 1:30am and i can't stay up any longer.
I'll see you guys sometime tomorrow

>>32186
Goodnight

>>32186
I'll have Tracy place you in the bag of holding

>>32185
"Tracy. Place Torcuil in the bag of holding"

>>32186
'Night. Woulda had more action but you played your cards well.
>>32188
Placed cuz dubs

>>32188
[Muffled pony noises]
>'He'll die.'

>>32191
>>32192
Oh he'll be fine, its not a standard bag.

>>32194
Torcuil being duct taped to Fae sounds funnier though

>>32194
>its not a standard bag.
Really? Awesome!

>>32196
It does actually. Its almost funny enough for me to waive the 'salve of slipperyness' requirement for ordinary use of sovereign glue

>>32198
Even if it isn't sticky, and it functions like medical bandage cloth it can still be tied around Fae's torso.

*Puts Torcuil away, one way or another and directs Mountfu to continue South*

>>32199
It'll work fine, just suggesting a situation where it didn't

So yes, everyone is more or less headed toward Infernius' position, somewhere in the south amidst thick woods and other spoopy.

[2d20 = 21]
What's the terrain look like?
Spot and Search checks to scout the area (both +21)

[2d20 = 25]
>>32200
Detect Evil

Have Fae listen and spot. Rolling for Fae

[1d20+21 = 41]
>>32202
Detect Good.
Also, Listen check to look for lumbering bull.

>>32203
>tfw natural 20
What'd she hear?

>>32204
It will tale more than one distance flight to find him. Thez has the compass, and she's gonna git the toy

>>32205
... Did she hear anything nearby though?

>>32204
>>32206
Probably Fae muttering about leaving her life to serve a noble paladin, then finding she's replaced by the paladin's serial killer stalker who he started fucking for some reason, and now has to play second fiddle walking through the woods with a comatose guy duct taped to her back

>>32207
[smug nightmare noises]

>>32207
my sides!

It's getting late...

>>32210
Don't be a bitch

>>32189
>played your cards well
Figurativly and literily

>tfw when you threw off a perfectly good campaign by fucking death

>>32213
Its not thrown off, it just needs a bit of rewriting,... after the bit of rewriting I had to do cuz the brain-worm appeared in the first place,....

>>32214
Looking forward to it.

>>32174
What show was this from? I think I've seen it before.

>>32218"
Never mind. Ir was dengeki oshioki musume gootaman gootaman tanjou hen.

>>32218
>>32219
Very funny, Trump's faggot.

Fluffy birdies.

Claiming Trumpaladin for Tracy.

>>32219
>>32218
Anime dsicussion belongs on the /1ntr/ board.

>>32223
Okay....