/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>32528
Yeah, I know he's not really permitted to be around her at all, and there is a reason I had him try to kill her a few times. Just go with this fiction

>>32529
Pulls out Kefka's head from the bag, and displays it to the Elf
"I am above the Court"

[1d20 = 8]
>>32529
*Hisses back*
Intimidation roll, because why not?

>>32531
This is why your character should be there

>>32528
A vampire, from up close the smell of death is unmistakable. "Tracy, the round bottle," Thez says.
>>32531
The vampire seems unimpressed. "I don't know how you got in, but you'll make a fine addition to the gallery," he says with a sinister grin.

>>32534
*offers bottle*
*cuts vampy's feet off*

>>32536
He hisses as you cut his feet off.
One of these days, you'll have to start asking questions BEFORE torturing captives,....

>>32537
I just wanted to cut off his feet...

>>32537
They need to know you are willing to hurt them though. The only serious issue here is that would cause any living creature to bleed to death in a couple minutes

>>32538
D'aww
*Internet hugs pony's faggot*

Wait... You're just saying that because you want me to join the dark side

>>32534
"Oh, so you have a gallery?"

Thez takes the bottle and opens it, pointing the top toward the vampire. The bottle dribbles slightly, but does not empty.
As Tracy finishes cutting through the vampire's feet it struggles against the ropes. "You've made a grave mistake that you shall spend a lifetime in oblvion for!"
V> Gaseous form
The vampire fades into a thick greenish cloud, no longer held in place by ropes (or physical form for that matter).
Thez> "Wave"
A huge gout of water like a fire hydrant envelops the now gaseous vampire, splashing him to the ground over against a wall. The greenish puddle wriggles a bit, but the gaseous vampire seems unable to escape from the water. A few moments later, the vampire reforms into a physical body (now neked). He's hissing like mad now.
Thez looks looks at everyone. "Not my first vampire."

*cuts hands off too*

[1d20 = 9]
>>32543
Rope of Entanglement!

>>32544
"These will make a fine edition to my gallery."

>>32544
Damn It Tracy the new form could be an ordinary life form! That could cause it to bleed to death or die of shock!

>>32546
"Tracy, I get that you are le ebin ebil or whatever, but please, be smart about it. Think about the consequences your actions could have before doing them"

>>32545
Success. He's now bundled in the corner, with no feet (and soon no hands), neked, soaking wet, and really pissed off.
"I recommend Cure Light Wounds if you want to squeeze info out of him,... restorative spells - especially from a holy spellcaster - are particularly 'motivating' for undead."

>>32547
"He was rude to me, and I wanted his hands."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqAkq8v6LuQ
vid unrelated

*guards door, waiting to sneak-attack any faggot that comes through*

>>32540
>Dirty work
I mean, I fully intended to try to take the kills and do the most damage, I just mean she is the one who gets hit by the opponent's attack round

>>32550
"Next time, make sure it won't bleed to death first"

>>32549
Paladin's Lay of Hands on Vampelf!

>>32552
Meant to link to >>32538

>>32552
More hissing, writing, and angry-vamp-elf-face "WHHAT! What do you WANT!?"

>>32555
*draws penis on his face*

>>32556
That reminds me. Did Torcuil ever wash off the writing Thez did on his face? Way back when he was in a coma? I don't think he ever did. Torcuil has a penis on his face, along with ridiculous anime-eyes.

>>32555
"We just want to know who you are, what is going on here, what gallery you are talking about, what the court has to do with this... Actually, we want to know pretty much everything that is going on here"

>>32554
That's why I had to stop and think about doing it first

>>32556
laughs at pony's silliness
*pets pony*

>>32557
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>32555
"Where's our bull? The red one." Tracy asks, not bothering to consider that he probably doesn't know shit

>>32549
*carves crucifix into one arm, and football into the other*
*slices swastika into forehead*

>>32559
Like, he has the whole time. Adjusting brain-canon
>>32558
"I work here, this is the resource wing. The gallery, well thats what those machines are in the next room. This is the Court City, the whole operation is at the behest of the court!"
>>32560
At this he looks at you confused. "This is a joke right?" He glances back the way you first came in.

>>32562
*goes back to waiting by door, remembering her ambushing duty*

>>32560
>>32555
Trumpaladin picks up pony, and puts her in his lap as he stares down the elf vampire, petting her like a Jame's Bond Villain's cat

Grapple check on Pony

>>32562
"This is the court city? This? I thought that was North of Port Barry?"

[1d20 = 11]
>>32564
>>32563
Grapple roll for pony

>>32562
"Where do you keep the weapons around here?"
>>32564
*purrs*
>>32565
No need

>>32564
"It is,... was,... it was north back when GM was still being a faggot and going "hurr, north is down" but then later said "Fug it, can we just have south be down?" he replies in an out-of-character, almost apologetic tone.
>>32566
There's a longsword and some armor among the pile of clothes.
"Keep? Only a fool would leave their weapons out of reach."

>mfw
>>32567
*takes sword*
*takes elf's clothes*
*cuts his dick off, because why not?*

>>32567
Trumpaladin shrugs, in such a way the pony could leave to go get the weapons without his arms getting in the way

"So what is the operation you are working here, at the behest of the Court?"
\r

>>32568
>Pic
Now you see why Trumpaladin is so afraid of Tracy

>>32568
Its a damn good thing vampires have fast healing. Sheesh.
>>32569
"I run the machines. The machines extract blood from subjects. This is the main facility of the vampire (faction) blood harvesting operation."

Oh, btw, how many hit dice does this guy have?
*ears perk*
"What kind of blood?"

>>32572
"Is the court mostly vampires? Where are the subjects taken from?"

>>32573
Grabs pony ears in a way to be painful to the pony
"Do not poison the child"

>>32575
*reads clipboard*
Did his dick grow back yet?

>>32576
"It's not poison."
*reads sheet, to tell if it's actually poison.*

>>32578
"I want my child to be born healthy, be able to live a normal life, have no deformations or mutations, and be able to be accepted by his peers. If you want to mutate yourself into... I have no idea what, you can leave me after the child is born and do whatever to your body"

>>32577
I said fast healing, not fast regeneration. The wounds close, not regrow.
The clipboard contains a very neat and itemized chart indicating approximately 17 different creatures including the Cloud giant, litres of blood per hour, notes, etc. The heading indicates "Court City Blood Harvest Audit"
"The specimens are taken from wherever they can be found without disrupting the established hierarchies. I'm not much in the loop on that."
Thez gets pissed and places her heel inside his jaw. "The bull, you never answered the question about the bull."
"Hmmmhmmmmhhrhrrrrrr."
Thez removes her heel.
"He was taken that way (back the way the party originally came) and further into the structure."

Unfortunately, an alarm starts blaring from the Gallery room.

>>32579
"I'm not looking for any mutations, just supplements. It's got everything the body needs. Just ask pasty over there." she says, gesturing towards the bleeding, butt-naked vampire.

[4d20 = 36]
>The Elf is listening to us fight

>>32582
Whelp

Kills Elf Thing with slashes to the throat and head

[1d20+5 = 13]
>>32582
Listen Check to determine what's coming and which direction to move.

>>32584
*takes jaw-bones from mutilated vampire head*

>>32583
Trumpaladin gives a look like he's clearly uncomfortable with this and is also unconvinced, but figures if he can prevent his child from looking like a Chernobyl birth because of the mother's carelessness, he'll be fine

"Be careful for AIDS"

>>32587
"I'm sure they were very careful to make sure their crops didn't have AIDS."

>>32583
"Thats true, blood is the most nutritious natural fluid."
>Alarm
"Oh fug."
>>32584
>kills
As Trump slices it, it again assumes gaseous form, which Thez again douses with water.
"We don't have time to kill it, damn things are like cockroaches."
>>32585
There's people in the Gallery room, one of them is approaching the door to the dino room, agitatedly saying "That motherfucker better not have gone to sleep again."

>>32585
*waits at door to stab anything coming through*
>>32589
*takes his lower jawbone*

>>32589
Trumpaladin goes to the door onto its side, and readies an attack on whatever comes through as it comes through. Fae is ordered to do the same on the other side

>>32590
Scratch that second action, just get ready to sneak attack the goy who goes through the door.
Draw Assassin's dagger and sword, whilst setting auto-chain loose

>>32590
He doesn't become physical again. No jawbone for you.
>>32592
A familiar faced, but this time much paler fellow kicks the door open, yelling "God dammit John, where the fuck did you run off to?!" Since she hadn't really thought about it, Thez is just sorta standing there in the open. This serves its purpose of distracting the new entry though, and as Trump and Tracy let him have it Thez says "Hi Barry!"

[1d20 = 1]
Tracy is the one who actually GETS sneak attacks, so she goes first.

[4d20 = 37]
>>32593
Full Round attack with Vanderiem

[1d20 = 3]
>>32593
>Barry
Sneak Attack with Asassin's Dagger: Death Attack for Paralysis

>>32592
Leave the face to Thez or you activate your curse

>>32596
Shit...

>>32597
Elves aren't hoo-man, and neither are vampires Xp

Jesus, Vamp Barry rolled a 1 on his saving throw against sneak attack. Let's just assume he got merc'd before he had a chance to raise an alarm.

>>32599
Is Barry a Vampire?

>>32600
Oh. Yes he is

For the record, sneak attacks don't require a die roll, they require the person on the receiving end to reflex save. And he ebin failed. Assuming Tracy didn't kill him, Trump sure as hell did, and vamp-barry is now a puddle-vampire as well, Thez keeping the bottle handy.
>>32603
I decided it was a good day for Barry to die,... again.

>>32600
*steals Barry's clothes, for the second time*

Anything I need to know before I get back to this shit?

[1d20 = 9]
>>32604
What's the DC on these attacks?

Whelp, Trumpaladin listens for more people/things

>>32606
We're in the Court City, apparently. We found a Vampire blood farming operation

[1d20+5 = 9]
>>32607
Also Listen check

[1d20 = 8]
>>32608
How the fuck did we get there?
GM, can I know Torc's surroundings?
Perception check just incase

>>32597
"Thats sweet, but no way am I eating vampire face. Thats how you get the AIDS. In any case, we know which way to go now. These fucks are stuck in this form until the water evaporates, so we don't have to worry about them following us or raising an alarm."
She says as alarms are still going off in the Gallery room.
>>32601
This Barry is a vampire. Don't worry, there'll be lots of Barry's, as well as others whom GM works with.
>>32610
You're in an L-shaped room with 2 dead velociraptors, and two greenish puddles of water at intervals. There is an annoying alarm sound coming from one direction, and Thez is already headed in the other. Court City is where the party was following the I'nis Compass to, except that no one had ever been there and its not like anyone knocked on the door and asked "Where is this". Xp

*takes velociraptor skins as well*

>>32612
Thez rolls her eyes. "If you really want to keep the corpses, help me carry these outside."

>>32604
Okay, I see. DC10 + Assassin Level plus int modifier, though I want to note that it requires three rounds of study so waiting to do it to someone coming through a door would not allow a death attack, though it would allow a sneak attack

>>32611
>That's how you get AIDS
THANK YOU! Someone else finally noticed how dangerous eating random shit is

*Follows Thez to where ever she takes hims

>>32612
That would make a wonderful purse, but I'm afraid that would take several minutes and we don't have the time

>>32613
I would've just taken their entire bodies, but Trump's faggot is paranoid about worms.
*helps to carry*

>>32613
*Helps Thez carry Potential Purses. Get's Fae to help*

>>32613
"Tracy, can I get a tissue sample?"
Torc follows, helping how he can

>>32617
*offers piece of dino*

>>32615
They are too heavy and generally not worth taking the whole thing, just get the skins.

>>32618
"Thanks Tracy. So, now what the hell are we doing?"

>>32620
"We're looking for the stupid bull before he gets himself killed."

>>32620
"We're going to door Red 8 so we can rescue Inferius"

>>32621
"I knew that."
>>32622
"Is that where he is?"

>>32614
Fair point, I'll not make that mistake again.
>>32615
>>32616
Upon getting the bodies outside, Thez <whoooof>'s one away,.... <whooof>'s back,... and then <whooooof>'s the other one away,... before <whoooof> returning.
"There. They're outside the city wall, if you want to retrieve or resource them later."
>>32620
>>32358
Vampire-elf-guy just revealed that the door (8) at the end of the path that Red 7 is on is the door that the party wants to go to find Infernius.
Considering the available options, the party bypassed a whole lot of crawling and fighting, not to mention back-tracking and shit. It wasn't a perfect choice, but it was damn near.

>>32624
"Well, If we're goin'..."
Torc steps to the side and gestures at Thez
"Ladies first"

>>32624
"I already took the best parts, but I'll pick them up later."

>>32624
>My Choice was amazing
Yay!

>>32621
"Tracy, want to inspect door Red 8?"

[1d20+5 = 11]
>>32627
Listen check to hear what's beyond the door.

Should I summon Trash Man?

>>32629
Wait for the next fight.