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>>33265D'aww, I love Tracy being cute
>>33266Done.
*brushes teeth*
\r
>>33233You'll need to roll a 1d2. Rolling a 1 means you end up with an extra pair of chopsticks.
>>33263Technically everyone's still at Court City, but that's cuz I was waiting to hear from you before deciding what happens next.
>>33266Faggot brit? Do you mean
that faggot brit, or did I miss something.
Lastly:
>>33225>less prolificHardly, this thread keeps me glued to the site, and I usually have one window in thread, and the other window on Home or Overboard, refreshing every few minutes. One can tell by the flags that Infernius and Torcuil's players post regularly, often during active game sessions. The only ones I can't comment on are Tracy's and Trump's, being both burgers.
>generalsI'm not sure I follow, unless you're talking about dedicated anons and lots of bread filling up the catalog. The alternative would be to take the game entirely to an off-site resource or program, which I'm not unwilling to do but would defeat many of the salient purposes.
Also if Infernius didn't keep playing, Thez would probably kill everyone, at least once.
"I'nis!!!!" flying tackle-hug.
>>33269a brit was being a fag in the anon filly thread.
>>33270"aw me love you too ~Gilly <3"
How long has Darkie been alone in the Entertron? A week in game time? I wonder if he's ready to talk yet.
>inb4 nobody feels like doing it and the poor bastard has to wait there another week
>>33273About three days in my estimation of game time
Wait. That's wrong. Maybe four days?
>>33272Oh, you'd have been fine in the aftermath. Have I mentioned I don't do the standard -1 Con for every resurrection?
>>33269>1d2They're connected, aren't they?
I just want to clarify, for future stealing.
>>33277Yeah, I noticed that, but I've still been careful about not-dying..
>>33278The Chopstick is a singular item. When its broken in two, you find yourself holding 2 pairs of unbroken chopsticks. One makes instant noodo, the other makes more chopsticks.
>>33277Reeeeee. It's the thought behind killing or not that matters. I haven't any players, though I've been sorely tempted to. Also, I've been extremely careful not to die
>>33280Kek, why not?
>>33281i want anon filly as an apprentice.
>>33281*chopsticks are
Basically its an item that duplicates its self, and can provide nourishment on the go. It also allows GM to troll a bit if bad dice rolls.
>>33284Now when you say that, do you mean
you want anon-filly as n apprentice, or do you mean Infernius wants,... cuz in that case, you would be Infernius' apprentice,....
[1d20 = 3]>>33283>stealingOh yeah? You think you can steal?
*steals pony*
>>33286Uh... Can we add my attack and strength bonus to that? +21
>>33287Nope, stealing is a Dex-based skill
>>33284>>33285Hey Torc already claimed her as his daughter
>>33289But what I am stealing is a pony. Functionally I think that is accomplished by a grapple
>>33292Kek, you gotta good roll there. I want to keep the murder horse though
>>33291He's talking about Anonfilly, not Norfilly,... who is either sleeping adorably or gathering sticks for
the most epic fasces ever>>33293True, that requires a grapple AND a pin.
>>33295shes all yours, i was just assisting.
>>33297
Max dex bonus of +1 cuz full plate, the swank suit weighs and counts as clothing.
>>33299It has to be hot and stuffy as fuck though.
[1d20 = 20]>>33298D'aww thanks
>>33296Pins pony
By the way, if we're going to rape characters, is that a grapple and a pin? What are the rolls for that?
>>33301>rapes thezi gotta sleep boys the trauma of having teeth ripped out of your skull tires a guy out.
>>33303Wait, are you really going to do it in the dungeon, right over Duck Cheney's freshly-stripped dead body?
>>33303>20Oh so stolen
>rape requires 1 a successful grapple, 2 a successful pin, and 3 a successful,... insert (with a negative modifier, cuz if its >rape, they're struggling against it)so 1d20, 1d20, 1d20-4
>>33305I know those feels. Stay classy
>>33307Oh, she would roleplay the shit out of it, but yeah it wouldn't be rape.
[1d20 = 20]>>33304*licks her right back*
He's got her pinned underneath him
>>33306I like to think of it more as an industrial shop. Dick cheney's body should be in the other room. But basically yes. Thez, Infernius, Torcuil, and Fae can all watch
>>33308Hell yes she's stolen
Role to
>rape >>33312*Grows to full size*
*Drags them both over Cheney's corpse*
*Is small again*
Get used to it; it's part of being married.
>>33314>>33312Torc breifly considers riping his eyes out.
He then decides to pull his hood over his eyes and starts chanting "lalalalala I am not dealing with this fucking bullshit today"
>>33312>20 on a Rape rollOH HELL YES
>>3331520 on a pin roll and 20 on a rape roll means she ain't going anywhere. He now has more strength than a Nightmare. But they can move
so Fae isn't watching - again to be polite to Tracy.
>>33315>*Cums inside pony* >>33316*Is deliberately noisy about it*
>>33317You do not have more than 31 Str. And Tracy makes sure that Fae has to watch the whole thing.
>>33318No, but the die roll suggests that in this particular moment, he leveraged his strength with more finesse, efficacy, and form than Tracy did, thus overcoming her stupid-high strength
>>33318"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Torc begins banging his head against the wall
>>33319[Deliberately loud hoers nightmare]
Fae still has to listen though.
>Tracy is making sounds like a locomotive, whistling dual streams of smoke. >>33321So is this before or after escaping the Court City?
>>33322Idk anymore...
Regardless it's really fucking loud. Like sitting behind the engine of an old-fashioned coal-powered train.
Does that cause any immediate problems?
>>33318>>33319Tracy only has full Cauchemar strength via Paladin's mount, which is activated by being called or mounted, which is not what happened here. If you're claiming strength from Nightmare alternative form, that has 18 strength, which is high, but Trumpaladin has 20 with Thez's girddle
Regardless, if the goal is to be obnoxious to the rest of the party, Tracy's best option is to be remain right where she is under him on the catwalk, a few feet away from Torcuil and Fae
>>33323Not that I know of, just making an effort to maintain some semblance of continuity in the ebin escape story.
>>33324>lewdbut true
>>33324She's nearly as big as a house in that form
>Bigger = more annoying >>33327Its mid-week, no need to bake now. (besides, I wanna break the threads record Xp)
>>33324She's nearly as big as a house in that form
>Bigger = more annoying*~Choo-choo!*
Is anyone still up?
>Is lonely
>>33331Lurking flagfag tripfag reporting in.
Do you liek mudkips? >>33331There's a pony stream,... Xp
>>33334DA EBINS!!! Good sir, you are most welcome
>>33335>MobileLetting someone borrow the laptop..
>mfw Ebin has no character
>>33329Well thats fine and fucking dandy, but I can barely fucking post. I guess I'm gone
>I took me ten minutes to type this cause lag>>33334>spur soundsThere is only room for one shitposter round these parts
>>33343Aren't you getting >raped?
>>33344No, that's Tracy, although it's not actually >rape.
>>33342You don't
have to, u can just shitpost if you want. Having said, the consistent theme is for a player (you) to come up with some idea of a character that they might play, who was awesome and distinguished to some degree that they were brought back upon their death, because some entity somewhere decided that they were too awesome to just "die". Meaning, every character has already died, and finds themselves "here".
>>33343Hrmmm. Okay, when you put it that way.
>>33344Not at the moment, that's Tracy who's getting >"raped" (its not really rape, she likes it)
>>33344Nah Torc just has to witness it
>>33348Doesn't make him feel better
Is Trump's faggot still here?
I'm tempted to have her sit on him.
>>33328I don't think we should take the "huge" monster size class on the cauchemar form too seriously. The article is self-contradictory. It also says that the Cauchemar is "the size of a light warhhorse," which is to say, the size of a 900-1200 pound riding horse, in the same article. A mount that is as big as the "huge" monster size is pretty useless anyways. You couldn't get close enough to an enemy to hit it with a sword, you couldn't take it indoors or in tight streets, you'd be limited in mobility, logistics, and many otherways. It would take more than a round to mount an animal the size of an elephant, whereas a draft only takes a standard action. The magic of an outsider can solve many of those problems, but not all of them. To be sure, something like an elephant as a mount has very clear advantages under many circumstances, but is not very good as general heavy calvary.
To be frank, the smaller riding horses are actually superior to draft horses as calvary. Draft horses really were only used as prolifically as they were because of the desire to armor riders and armor horses, thus the strength was appreciated, but the agility and other benefits of smaller horses like Arabians meant that these horses replaced drafts in combat as armor became useless.
I think the most natural interpretation of the Cauchemar is that it is draft horse sized, but so powerful that it has many of the features of a huge sized animal, ad should be treated as a huge sized animal for the purposes of hit die and monster advancement, but is still onlt a 1900 pound 17 hand horse to the guy who wants to mount her
>>33343This. I can't really post because of lag
>>33350>*MountsTracy, so she can be more annoying to Torcuil*>>33352\r
>>33353Nah, I like her YUGE. And reach isn't a problem.
>>33350THE BRAKES HAVE BEEN STOLEN
>>33351Hes a fookin 37 year old cave NEET, with a sense of desency.
He fucking hates it
>>33350>sekret enjoymentYes
>hereUhhhhh,... in general its a mishmash of existing D&D rules and forms and established structures. That's more just to ease the introduction of additional elements. Basically its a fantasy free-for-all.
>baking >>33355Well, good for him.
>>33356>Uhhhhh,… in general its a mishmash of existing D&D rules and forms and established structures. >Basically its a fantasy free-for-all.I see.
>>bakingI'm starting to get the lag too.