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>>32937I won't promises anything.
I might just do it anyway because he had the audacity to use a curse for it.
>>32937There is no reason at all to remove it
>>32937Promises are meaningless if there is no incentive to keep them
>>32938i cannot in good conscience remove the curse then, i'm not on either side
except the foals. Whatever then. I'll just have her eat every sentient creature that isn't hoo-man.
>>32942that seems like a fair compromise.
>>32944
i get that i do, but what if it hurts the foal?
>>32945It won't hurt her kid. I'm confident in that much.
>intentionally trying to break shit in game because of being mad, even though you also tried to curse him, and try to control him
Shut up you hypocrite, and just play the game
>>32949No. The reason is that I hate being told/forced what to do, so I'm going to do everything in my power to do the opposite of what your trying to make me do.
I even said earlier that I wouldn't have her eat hoo-mans, but you found it necessary to have him curse her anyway; so now I'm going to have her do it.
And yes. I did try to curse him (although controlling is another thing).I make no excuse, and I'm not sorry.
>>32950You've been trying to boss my character around for months. And you've been successful. You have actively attacked and lied to and stolen from me and every party member. You need to learn that if you are to do anything in a group, you have accept that you are, at some point, going to have to give in to the desires of other people on something, just as you force them to give into yours.
>>32951My benevolence ends where the cursing begins. If I'm going to do something or refrain from doing something, it'll be by my own means.
>>32950You fucking stabbed our characters and flipped out in a hissy fit when they sang around non-real birds. You control our characters all the time. No, you can't do just anything you want
>>32952Okay. Can you get over this and not blow up the next session?
>>32953You can call me a hypocrite, but I'm going to defy this curse, just for the sake of defying it.
>>32954>not blow up the next sessionThat goes without saying. I'm not salty enough to try to make the game less fun.
>>32955You do that I'm singing to your birds or killing them outright
>>32956You can sing to them. They're only fragile in the first couple days.
>>32956you touch those birds there will be consequences for you.
>>32958Make consequences for her you hypocrite
>>32957They remain fragile to swords forever
>>32959i will when i deem it necessary, by hurting or killing the birbs you are directly effecting me.
>>32960The birds don't effect you in anyway at all. If anything you can eat the corpses or have the feathers afterwards
>>32958Idk why he hates them so much. Rearing a Roc is like having a B20 in medieval times, and Tracy has two.
>>32962Just don't be a faggot and don't break a mark for the sole purpose of breaking a mark
>>32961i'm not letting you hurt the birds, because uncle adi would say its wrong and call you a degenerate for even thinking of doing it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_welfare_in_Nazi_Germany >>32964Just stay out of this. This is personal between the two of us
>>32965no,once it started involving the birbs it became my buisness.
>>32966If the two of us cannot settle this or many other disputes then this game will NOT, and CANNOT continue. Now step aside, let us settle this, and then we can return to our regularly scheduled program
>>32964Dieties have class levels, right? I think Hitler would be a Ranger.
>>32967as long as you vow not to harm the birds.
>>32968Look, if you hate curses, fine. No more curses. But you cannot pretend that you can just be spiteful and malicious deliberately without it fucking up everything for everyone. If you try to break the game in this way
neither me nor you will be continuing. Now learn to get along so you can continue your mean posting and item creation and whatever
>>32970>without it fucking up everything for everyoneAs far as I understand,
you are the only player here who thinks any of this needs to have in-game consequences, even for things your character never saw.
>>32884Snap! Fistandantilus AND Raistlin AND Strahd in the same party? The others are irrelevant.
>>32972Great. Then don't intentionally defy an in-game curse because you want to be spiteful. I've had enough of your deliberate efforts to make the game less fun by starting shit in-game. So help me God, I will give you out-of-game consequences for doing that shit
>>32974I'll do whatever I feel like. Curse or no curse.
>>32975Do you feel like continuing the game?
Okkay
>>32878>>32879She more took possession of them to keep them from wandering off and eating someone.
>>32886Please, this is the first party that hasn't literally started murdering eachother.
"Except for,...."
That was a long time ago.
>>32891That was the plan
>>32900But #2 is awesome
and #4 "again?"Quick segway, Trump is the only player in my entire experience of D&D who has ever been allowed to wear TWO sets of armor at once, as well as wielding the two most epic weapons that anyone in the game has seen. Just saying. Oh, and he can cast holy word.
>>32912Awww, that's sweet
>>32921Oh wake the fuck up already. I was going to have you somewhat spellbound, but nevermind.
And again, I end my catching-up period in a face-palm
>>32982>404What did he mean by this?
I am indeed alive
>disapointed sighs from all players
You ain't getting rid of me yet
>>32985TOP. FUCKING. KEK!
>>32986You know that scene from "No Country for Old Men" where the main character stumbles upon a group of like 20 dead people who had been engaged in a drug deal, but every single one of them was murdered in a fight between the two sides? You're going to do that one of these days
>>32987Thez twiddles the ring on her finger, made out of Infernius' horn.
"Any other questions?"
>>32989luckily for you i dont like haggis.
>>32990>Torc's faggot logs on"Hey guys sorry... I'm... late... fuck"
>Trump has died from falling of Tracy during space sex and kept rolling 1s>Tracy rolled multiple 1s, cauing her to fall on her knife 23 times shouting "ET TU TRUMPUS? THEN FALL TRACY">Infernius pissed off Thez and Hitler at the same time, causing both to kill him at the same timeAnd thats how I'll log on to find everyone dead
>>32994i would be more scared of thez than hitler desu.
>>32996U should be, Thez will keep you alive.
>>32998"me glad you came to get me thez."
*manly tears*
"me am so glad me met you!"
>>32994>Dies from space sexI am okay with this
>>32999>>33000>>33001>>33002*Wobbles forward, appreciating newfound freedom, if somewhat inhibited in walking*
>>33003She rolls her eyes. "Keep it together big guy. Of course I'd come for you, you're mine to claim. Still, we're not out of the woods yet."
"Where are we again? I shouldn't have brought that flask..."
>>33002>>33004Keks
No Trump, you die from falling a terminal velocity from space
>>33006*small bear(bull?) hug*
*sets down thez*
"does anyone have a weapon me can use?"
>>33007Wobbling over to Torcuil, Trumpaladin says "On a Catwalk deeper in the facility. Near interrogation rooms"
>>33008"We nabbed a war-hammer from Dick, otherwise there's this,..." she says, twirling a double-bladed Glaive, made using the staff (broom) and the blades (also broom) she's used before, except all in one singular package.
>>33009>wobblingKek
"Ah. so, Does anyone have fucking plan before I fuck everything up like always?"
>>33011"The last of my will is gone. Do as you will. I have nothing"
>>33010"two blades? uh me not sure i can use that."
>>33011"me have no idea whats going on, or where we are,"
>>33013"Fucking pussy"
>>33014A glaive is a pole arm, Imagine a long stick with 2 blades at one end
"Hmm, Thez any thoughts?"
>>33015"Hard to say. But I am out."
*sits down on the catwalk, since no other course of action seems desirable*
>>33017"It's hardly the circumstances. I've been wearing down for a very long time now. Slowly drained."
>>33013>The last of my will is gone. Do as you will.[sinister plotting intensifies]
>>33020>rape>>33019"You know, thats very un-leader-like for someone who always acts like our leader.
What would Trump say if he where here?"
>>33014I think you misunderstand. Its got two blades (like a battle axe) except they're straight blades instead of curved.
>>33019Thez sits down next to him.
"We
have been at it for about 3 mos straight, most of the weekend and sparsely throughout the week. I've been thinking of asserting a recess myself"
>>33021*gazes dreamily*
[affectionate pony noises]
*nuzzles*
>>33022"To you? My guess is 'you're fired' after that stunt you pulled last night. But more seriously, he'd say 'why the hell did I think becoming president at age 70 was a good idea"
>>33024*pet's pony, but it's with that sort of reticence he always has, like he's uncertain*
>>33023*hugs Thez deeply*
>>33025>>33027Same
Maybe would could just shitpost until Christmas, have some character interaction and buildtheir relationships with each other, finalize some character sheets and shit then pick up the campaigning afterwards?
>>33026"Sorry, it was a fucking mistake."
>deeply*bigly
>>33025>>33027"Oh don't look at me that way. I'm not saying "No moar game!", I'm suggesting maybe taking a weekend off. The game is supposed to be fun, but not at the expense of other responsibilities or obligations. I'm particularly guilty of that last bit, desu."
>>33028>>33029"This. We'll still have thread, and I can whip up a decent escape (Court City remaining unresolved, as I had hoped it would). We'll still have thread to bantz and fun/shitpost, but I could use a weekend that isn't,... decided/spoken-for, and not just me either."
>>33033That's bullshit, but do it anyway.
>>33032Then its settled, LET THE SHITPOSTING COMMENCE
>And my computer will be fixed this weekend so will be nice>>33034Unless you are alergic
>>33032>escape>Court City remaining unresolvedSo then, where are we going to leave off from now until the next session resumes?