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Torc hopes to kick Death's ass tonight

>>32015 →
Gosh these imaginary horseshoes are sexy.
[happy nerd noises]

>>32020
I'm still directing you to >>32012 →

>>32018
GM, how is Torc fairing against Death himself?

Actually, Trumpaladin calls Fae, so he can give her the bracers, and tells her in person to look over the homefront

>>32021
*stamps hooves in anticipation (she really likes the shoes and jacket), but nods understandingly with a determined, serious expression*
"I know, Flashy. I'm prepared to give this at all."
Gosh, imagine a slick, black motorcycle jacket/suit that perfectly fits to her body no matter her size. Smooth as fuck.

>>32025
my all*

>>32023
Pali
Actually, the magneto rod threw me. I can't see any reason why he wouldn't be able to steal it, which kind of nerfs the whole fight. 3.5e has it being Vs. a Dread Wraith, but that's lame; I was going 2nd edition, but without the scythe, death is kind of a bitch desu

>>32025
>black jacket
For once, just once, you got the aesthetics right

*Trumpaladin appreciates and compliments Tracy's sexy black Jacket*
*kisses pony*

>>32029
"~Hmmmm!"
*kisses*

>>32027
Haha fuck your planning
Torc ain't dying tonight.
And now Torc owns 'Death's Scythe' this worked better than expected. But don't have Death die yet. I want to try something completely stupid.

I want to reason with death

>>32030
Trumpaladin gives her that look
"Wanna do something before we go?"

>>32031
Oh, cuz I planned this Xp
I mean I seriously envision Death (Skeltal in a robe) looking down perplexed, looking at Torcuil (holding the scythe now), looking down again, looking back, taking a deep sigh, saying "You're right, my bad,"

>>32032
"~Hmmmmm.. It'll be rushed, but we won't have very much time later..."
*drags him away for 15-20 minutes*

>>32034
*Is dragged by pony or horse, I am not sure*
"You can keep your jacket and shoes on. Torcuil's gotta have his spaghetti with Trollestia before we can leave anyways"
*spends 20 minutes with pony*

>>32033
"Okay listen Mr. Reaper, I actually do not wish to kill you. Nor do I wish for the curse of imortallity. When my time comes I will go.

I instead wish to ask of your aid. My friend is being infected by a parasite. Could you kill this parasite and leave my friend unharmed? My terms are I will give you back your scythe and you cannot kill me today."

>>32037
*shocked parasite noises*

>>32037
>I will give you back your scythe
This is a noble sacrifice.
Come on, Death. He's being generous.

>>32038
Haha, fuck your planning too
>>32039
Honestly, Torc has no use for it.
Plus he still bested death so win-win. Save a friend and claim that he beat death.

>>32037
>>32040
>>32039
It's just an avatar. Not an actual god

>>32041
GM said it was Death
>>32042
Torcuil: Chaotic good

>>32042
Yea post rabbit link this could be bad.

>>32044
Only fucking you would consider being rid of a parasite bad.

>>32044
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
>>32045
this
>still kekking

>>32046
New Torc flow chart
Will it fuck up everyones plans?
>Yes
Fucking do it
>No
Is the creature friendly?
>Yes
Fuck it
>No
Leave

>>32046
>Can't spy on the rabbit cause still on tablet
Whats going on?

>>32048
nothing yet, rabbit refuses to load.

>>32048
There was Boop

>>32047
>inb4, Death turns out to be a lady wraith, and assumes corphoreal form
>Torc gets >raped again in exchange for Death's favor
>"See you ~soon, meme-boy." *disappears*
>>32048
I considered doing that, but I didn't because I'd prefer not to spoil shit.

>>32051
>That spoilered text
Top Kek!

>>32051
>Torc gets >raped by Death
Boy will Torc have stories from this fucking game

>>32051
Thats too good. I think it should be so.

>>32054
>>32051
I still think it would make more sense if she accepts his offer, rapes him, than before leaving tells him she's not able to do what he asked, but thank you anyways

Does anyone have the non-Stirner version of this (Stirner's a faggot)

>>32057
forgot pic
Need the original.

>>32057
What is "this"?

>>32052
>>32054
>>32055
>>32051
Wait
>See you ~soon, meme-boi
D-Did Torc become Death's fuck buddy?
>>32056
No

>>32060
Like why do you expect evil to make agreements in good faith?

>>32061
death would be neutral Desu

>>32060
>fuck buddy
Not yet, but in several she might have him forever.
>>32062
This.

>>32061
Cause I can fucking kill Death right now. Nothing has happened, Torc still has the Scythe and Death in considering the offer.
>>32062
And of course this

>>32063
several decades*

>>32061
Death doesn't lie.

>>32064
Okay. What about after you give the scythe back?

>>32062
I can't think of a more obviously evil god than death

>>32066
Why? Everyone else does

>>32067
But Death isn't evil.
Death will eventually come, but it doesn't persue. It waits until you need to be guided to the great beyond.

>>32067
Death is normal. The world as we know it wouldn't be possible without it.
>Everyone else does
If you've ever read a story where someone made a "deal with death", Death always follows the rules to their full extent.
Death is Lawful Neutral.

>>32068
Okay...

>>32069
It's a creature summoned from a tarrot card. Not a character from Harry Potter or whatever

>>32067
>>32070
Also, the wraith appeared for the purpose of dueling Torc 1-1, formally. Torc stealing the scythe was as good as beating her, so she has fulfilled her purpose.
>>32071
kek

>>32070
Harry Potter has nothing to do with this
You just mad Torc gets to fuck death and Trump doesn't
>>32071
Absolute top fucking kek

>>32071
My sides were injured in this incident

>>32074
My sides are currently passing the orbit of neptune

>>32073
I do not want sex with a skeleton

>>32072
Sure, but can it do precision surgery to kill something when it needed to challenge Torcuil to open combat? Wouldn't it need to challenge Jewfernius to open combat to kill the worms first as well?

>>32076
>implying death wouldn't be E X T R A T H I C K
Probaly, I mean it is the God of Death
Why do you hate this?

>>32071
I just managed to find the original, btw.
>>32076
>can it do precision surgery to kill something
I don't see why not. No point in challenging it now.

Continues having sex with Pony while he waits for everyone else to figure out what the hell is going on

>>32077
Cause we spent seven hours preparing for a campaign that you want to beat with a tarrot card summoned monster

>>32079
Oh don't worry, he's just made it more complicated. This ride is far from over.

>>32077
>E X T R A T H I C K
This.
Just like when you get all the dowries and marry the Skeleton Princess: she can assume corporeal form (still cold though).
>>32080
>*Army of dragons appears over the horizon*

>>32080
But it is intertaining, no?

I mean Torc beat death in combat, and now is probaly gonna fuck her.
Would you comprimise that we have to find Infernius and contrain him for her to kill the worm?

>>32081
this.

>>32081
Oh fucking hell, now I'm scared.

>>32083
We restrain Infernius and she does the surgery, sure. Our other option was just to split the head open

>>32083
Wait. I know what I want from you

>>32086
>head
The thing is in his balls. Tracy already tried burning the rest of his body to smithereens, so it must be controlling him from there.

GM, does Death ever fucking respond, or do her and Torc just stare at eachother while Torc falls in love with the sexy skeleton?
>>32087
Now I really am scared

>>32089
Nothing really. Just enjoy your date with your tarrot waifu. And release trumpaladin from his oath to not try to sex Trollestia

>>32090
Lol fucking nope

>>32085
Don't get too spooped, but in exchange for sex, the scythe, and that moon-card (you can have the star), the brain-worm is kill. You're no closer to Infernius though.
"Hey! The compass is working! Its pointing south!"
>>32089
"Sure" (sorry, I was implicit, not explicit)

>>32091
You're not interested in her

>>32092
"On this plane?"

>>32092
>lose moon card
I am now slightly depressed
>keep star
This helps slightly

So now I fuck Death?
This shit is getting really weird.
>>32093
And Trump has a fucking wife.
And Solvenia
And Torc is intrested, just doesn't know what to do.

>>32094
"Apparently, the compass is fixed on south."
>>32095

A moment of silence, while Torcuil literally puts his many-times stabbed haggis in death its self.

>>32092
*rears*
"Then South we go!"

>>32095
I haven't stuck Slovenia yet, just kissed her

>>32096
Well shit, if it's on this plane, Call Fae

>>32095
Get Trollestia. Ride her, we're gonna be on this plane at least for now

>>32096
Wait, the haggis is his dick?
Oh god, thats not what I thought.
>>32098
Torc is... occupied

>>32096
We may disagree as to which part of his body the "haggis" is.

>>32099
Torcuil hears a shout from another room
"Ride that Charger. We're on the material plane"

>>32101
Stop bullying Torc.

>>32096
>>32100
I always thought you meant a literal Haggis

>>32102
That's not bullying. We could use more allies and he needs to ride so he can keep up

>>32096
>>32100
i thought it was his asshole.

>>32103
Haggis = Innards (accessed through his butt)

>>32103
I thought it was Torc's ass
>>32102
Thx for being nice to Torc

>>32106
The one time I had to be right...

SO ANYWAY
What happens after Torc sticks it in Death?

>>32107
If we're not going into Hell there isn't much of a reason for you to not ride Trollestia

>>32099
>>32100
>>32103
Apparently I was mistaken, I thought of haggis as a filled tube, so I figured the phallus.

>>32110
Eyyy, I guess I understand.
But you fucking cunts have ruined haggis for me now

>>32110
I based it off of this /pol/ screenshot.
It's his butt.

>sorry, Overboard

>>32111
Checked and sorry...

>>32111
Did you like haggis better when you thought it meant asshole?

>>32112
absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>32112
Aww fuck, now I want an irn bru
>>32114
Thats what ruined it
>>32115
This

>>32112
That was more disgusting than I was expecting

>>32116
Irn Bru is delicious.

Trumpaladin, growing impatient, mounts one of his two possible mounts and rears, waiting for the release to go south