/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>32833
"me don't know."

>>32834
>Not finishing a leg hump or responding to being pet

>>32835
"Uh... wanna help us kill shit? Torcuil kinda screwed the pooch and got us trapped in here"

>>32836
raiding /qa/
https://boards.4chan.org/qa/thread/1772211

>>32836
>Torcuil kinda screwed the pooch
Don't blame him. We were all equally faggots, for those two whole hours it took to kill Dick Cheney.

>>32833
I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about
>>32837
This
>>32838
Aside from the initial, its been a clusterfuck. Blame for EVERYONE!

>>32838
I thought the second guy was still there and that Cheney could have been the one to cast the finger of death.

*Puts hand on pony, and assumes a solemn expression*
"Little pony.... Remember Milky? Remember Maria? You may have to now add Anonfilly to that list..."

>>32839
Anon27 told me you talked to him, but whatever if you won't admit it

>>32840
No, Cheney was not magically skilled. "The other" cast the finger of death on le trash man.
>>32840
quit samefagging

>>32840
[sad pony noises]
*sighs*
"She's an irredeemable faggot in filly's clothing, but she doesn't deserve that..."

>>32842
*hugs pony*
"No... no she doesn't"
*holds Tracy tight*

Whispers in her ear
"I like her orange"

>>32843
"I like her orange"
THIS.

>>32841
*Confused Paladin Noises*

>>32845
i think hes saying you are anon 27.

>>32846
I don't think thats what he's saying. I know what he's saying, and I'd gladly detail a response in discord if I could figure the %$&*@#! program out, but now is not the time nor the thread.

>>32847
You could PM me in rabbit if you want to talk about it

>>32848
Or wait I guess

>tfw GM had a great encounter for us tonight, but it got messed up because the whole party got frozen cowering before Dick Cheney Like a bunch of retarded pansies
I think I've got a hunch of who "H" was.

>>32850
Herbert Walker Bush? Or... Satan herself???

How could I have guessed that H would do exactly the thing that I would do in that circumstance when she found out we were there (retreat to a more defensible position)? As soon as I knew our cover was blown and there were death spells, I couldn't think anything except 'oh fuck.'

>>32850
Just remembered this song after having not heard it in a couple years. It just feels like it's specially made for Tracy

To Tracy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzA1ZVKWLcY

>>32853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxVkAAh2D7M
this one reminds me of her.

>>32797
I still fucking hate Tracy's ethereal hax. I hate it I hate it I hate I hate it
\r

>>32220
what was it?

>>32858
I just restored that post from shadow delete like three minutes ago. How the hell did you notice it so quick?
\r

>>32859
im good at noticing things.

It's freezing!

>>32864
I know the feel.

>>32855
Why though?

>>32866
>>32855
Seriously though, why is that? I haven't used it for any malignant fuckshitery since just after the Korak fight.

>>32865
*removes duct tape and offers naked bull Dick Cheney's clothes and hammer*

*removes horns from triceratops*

>>32866
>>32867
Hard to say, but probably because it seems like such a significant and unfair advantage. The fact that it was introduced in a way that suggested impurity and corruption, and especially because it was used malignantly in the first few weeks, cemented it as negative in my mind. It makes me upse every time I see it

>>32868
am i allowed to wake up yet though? if not just put cheneys clothes on me.

>>32870
>was used malignantly in the first few weeks
>weeks
Oh come on. That only happened in one session.
>>32871
*dresses bull in the zombie's clothes*
For that matter, this would be his first set of armor.
Why doesn't your character wear any armor anyway? That's one of the best parts of casting Divine Spells instead of Arcane ones. I'd get it if you were playing a Barbarian (Minotaur's favored class), but Clerics should wear armor, because it sucks if the healer is the first to die/get wounded.

>>32874
Ah...

>>32872
He's got giga epic super arm bands that give him an additional strength bonus almost equal to your base attack bonus, besides a ring of regeneration that sort of removes the point of not getting hit. Let there be some balance in there somewhere

Posting Alignment Memes, because I feel like it and I'm bored.
Here's to the most Ebil alignment.

>>32876
I thought Thez took those back.
Also, having strong arms won't prevent you from taking damage.

>>32878
yeah i think she did.

>>32878
He doesn't have them at present. And no it doesn't but I'm talking about larger issues of balance. He does have the ring.

>>32876
Dicks evil suit is nice though.

>>32877
Lawful Evil is best alignment though

>>32882
>>32877
Plebs chaotic good is best.

>>32880
>issues of balance
Oh screw that Bolshevik nonsense. We're all on the same side here.

>>32884
Unironically this.

>>32884
Even if that were true - and it isn't, we fight every session - it still bothers me

Of course, I think the players should have one hell of a lot fewer buffs to make the game generally more difficult and enemies relatively tougher

>>32886
i think it makes for a good story element.

>>32882
The Alignment of Dominators.

>>32887
>fewer buffs
Wtf?! No! Just buff the enemies to make them stronger. There is no upper limit to power.

>>32891
>>32887
Buffs are good though.

>>32891
>>32892
I don't like it. And I'm serious that the Etherealness drives me insane

>>32883
For the rebels with no self-restraint. It's a fun Alignment.

>>32893
What do you not like about increased buffs? There's always stronger enemies to fight.

>>32893
why dont you ask for something to balance it out?

>>32895
It makes sense for progression to happen eventually, but for a lot to happen at once just makes things more difficult for the future. like how Twilight was made a princess at the end of season three, yet the show goes on for seven or more seasons. It also makes keeping the actual balance far more difficult because of how things scale or how nerfs are situationally applied. It makes it too easy to introduce a Glimmer

>>32897
>caring about being overpowered
You'll only feel "overpowered" if you're fighting the wrong enemies. That feeling goes away as soon as you face something stronger than you.
I don't see a problem. Just keep throwing out stronger enemies. I don't care about "balance" so long as I can keep getting stronger and fighting more powerful enemies.
I dream of attaining Abomination-tier powers and keep fighting monsters of increasing danger.

Besides, don't worry about being "too strong" when it took the party two fucking hours to work up the courage just to face freaking Dick Cheney.

>>32899
#5 scares me on a primal level.

>>32897
>too easy to introduce a Glimmer
I don't see how that's an issue. I've wanted to kill her since I heard those ebil foreshadowing voices refer to her as "lady glimmer", and it wouldn't be gratifying unless she were powerful.
(unless she's at the bottom of a long, dark, spooky staircase, and I'm halfway through a university project and can't pay attention...)

>>32874
Is he going to wear the armor though? Because putting armor on a character takes time, and the characters are in a hurry.
*puts tattered pants on bull*

>>32902
yea he would wear it,but now might not be the best time to put it on.
>>32901
>that pic
i really want anon filly as an apprentice now.

Also, does the Undetectable Alignment spell obscure a characters's Aura? If so, Both Trumpaladin and Infernius might want to cast it as soon as they can (was going to mention this to Trumpaladin's faggot earlier, but I forgot because I was busy).
>*Tracy makes a grim remark under her breath about the scent of white-knights being so overwhelming that she could sense it from a mile away*

>>32904
>mile away
60 feet. That's the limit. And only certain select spell casters can detect it, and most importantly they have to actively be looking for it.

*is in a very grumpy mood*

>>32905
>impying he's not
He has the same aura though. It's Overwhelming. Trump's is just as strong.
>>32906
It was an exaggeration.
>actively looking for it
I'm sure they are now..

>btw
"Flashy, take this stick."

>>32907
Yeah I know, I'm just pissier than normal. A mod was complaining about something so I went to make change in configuration, but then the config didn't work, and I had to wait for a dev. That and I'm behind on so many things.

Trumpaladin asks Tracy "what is this" before touching it

>>32908
*holds out stick*
It's a long-ish object made of bone, with a little jibbernigger skull at the end of it. Take it.

>Anon takes 15 minutes looking up the item catalog because he's scared.
It won't do shit to you. Take the stick.

>>32910
>looking it up in the item catalog
Maybe if I weren't in class. I was just going to have him refuse the stick, but fine

Trumpaladin threatens to hurt Tracy if the stick hurts him in someway, and then takes the stick

>>32911
Well, I'm in a hurry too, so I'll just tell you that it's the Summon Monster I Wand that I had Tracy make weeks ago. Next time you're in a situation like last night, just summon a weak-ass monster as fodder if you're intent on waiting to see what comes next. A monster takes a round to summon, and last two rounds, although it'll die in one hit. It has 50 charges.
You can only summon the good ones though, because summoning an ebil creature counts as casting an ebil spell and breaks Code.

>>32914
Tracy cage=Hannibal lecter

>>32915
Not so long as she's my stalker she's not
*curses stalker*

>>32915
Not while she's carrying a baby she's not. She has a future to think about now.

>>32916
>>32917
What if the curse gets transferred to the baby?

>>32918
>what if literally anything happens to her baby
Then you will have your Hannibal Lector.

>>32920
i will. still unconscious.

Don't you fucking do it

>>32921
You're staying unconscious. Too bad there's only one healer now

>>32922
explain why you did it and what activates it, and might consider not doing it.

>>32924
It's activated only by eating human flesh. I did that because its abominable, and a husbando should not be the prey species of a waifu or mother. It's just too far.

Besides, he'd otherwise have to police her and mistrust her and break up with her if there is no deterrent, but with an active mark he can trust her and not need to break up with her. This is the easy way

>>32925
i can see why you did it.

>>32925
You do realize that the curse doesn't actually stop her from doing it, right? It just puts consequences on the action.

>>32927
why does Tracy feel the need to eat humans?

>>32928
She doesn't.

>>32925
>>32929
then why is there a curse in the first place?

>>32929
By that I mean, there is no need she feels, unless she just randomly feels hungry for hands some time.

>>32930
Trump's faggot thought it was necessary

>>32927
Of course. That's why it's called the Mark of Justice. It's not there to stop evil, just punish it after the fact. Not to save, but to avenge. It still makes his job easier. If ther is no successful deterrent and the curse is removed after being activated, the mark will show through the fur and he'll know it's not going to work out.

>>32933
Where was the post you wrote it out again?

>>32931
maybe don't eat hands? lyra.

>>32935
I'd rather just collect them.

>>32936
promise to not eat any hands (at least) while pregnant.