/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>32324
Kek
Thez is thinking

>>32325
>>32326
Thez's plan. Get all four of us in there

>>32326
He could be killed pretty easily.

>>32330
This.

>>32330
>>32331
You guys are no fun at all.
Torc can handle himself.
I mean, he did beat death.

>>32326
"There's only 4 of us, and that's a small army. I mean, we could probably waste 'em all, but not without injury or depleting resources (spells, etc.)."
>>32332
With a benis

"Plus, there's no way of knowing what we'll find once we get inside."

>>32332
An ogre is a hell of a lot stronger without a weapon than a tarrot card monster

>Don't Fear the Reaper started playing on laptop as I made this post

>>32333
>>32334
>>32332
>>32330
Are we going into the mound, or are we going through the front gate?

>>32333
[frisky nightmare noises]
*kicks the earth and snorts*
"Well, what are we waiting for?"

>>32332
A win is a win in my book
>>32335
Ogre is not stronger than death
>>32336
Torc could tak out the gate with a fireball

>>32338
You disarmed the tarrot card avatar creature with a magneto rod. Not a melee attack like an ogre

>>32337
Don't tempt me, but this
"Tracy, charge the biggest, baddest thing you find, and kill it. Get me closer. I want to hit it with my sword"

>>32334
"Fae, charge smaller creatures and rip them to pieces. Be careful if you bite though, since these creatures may be infected with parasites"
Fae should have 17 HD and an attack of +18, by the way

>>32338
How about you fire ball the gate, and then we go to the mound directly?

>>32338
>>32337
>>32334
Fireball the gate, charge it, then poof to the mound directly. Confuse them

Also, I can't find out what kind of creature a Dax is, or its abilities.

[1d20 = 20]
>>32339
It wasn't an avatar, GM said it was death
>>32340
>>32341
Torc casts a fire ball from the staff of ultimate power
Roll for what ever may be needed

>>32343
Oh fucking yes

>>32342
Ever seen the Rainbow Dash Presents episode "Haunting Nightmare"? In it, Twilight is infected with a mind control parasite - like an ant or snail - that makes her evil and intends to get her eaten by a celestial being so it can complete its life cycle. Something like that.

All you need to know is kill the host and burn the body
\r

>>32336
>>32337
>>32338
"Well, if we jump to the roof, that will bypass the mass, but there'd be nothing preventing them from coming after us inside. Depending on the terrain, that could be advantageous, or disadvantageous. If we face them outside though, they can fight us from close and long range."
>>32342
Its Game OC
>>32340
"Hmmmm. A feint could be quite effective,....
>>32343
"... oh shit, we're going then."

>>32348
>Game OC
reeeee
Alright then. I'll give up on trying to research its abilities.

>>32345
>>32347
>>32348
"Torcuil! Stay here and fight from range! Tracy Fae and I will go to the Roof!"

>>32350
Wait and see what happens with the fireball first.

>>32346
Burning them shouldn't be a problem
>>32348
So what does the fireball do now?

>>32351
It burns down the gate and makes them think we are going through the front gate. We have our diversion

>>32347
Unfortunately, fireball is an incendiary explosion rather than a concussive one. So, while the wall is charred (but otherwise undamaged) several onlookers at that position on the wall are visibly on fire.
Thez times it so that the group teleports right at the moment of the explosion, leaving behind a group of stationary illusions that appear like crude replicas of the party.

>>32353
For the last time, you are not GM
>>32354
Kek, people got burned. I figured the wall would be fine, but the people was a bonus.
So where is Torc after teleporting?

>>32354
What does the new location look like?

>>32346
I'll just take their hands and anything else that looks interesting then. Claws, teeth, horns, eye-lenses, skins, scales... etc. Places where worms couldn't hide.

>>32355
>>32356
Pick one of the 3 start locations. Also, disregard the letters and numbers.

>>32358
Is "Boss" Where it says it is?
Also, I just want to kill/destroy everything.

>>32358

I'll let Tracy pick. Does this mean I am separated from Fae?

>>32359
We can do that. Just get me closer

Torc goes...
Blue.

I fucking saw that Trump
Also, I gtg in about 40 minutes

>>32358
I just want to be in the same location as Fae and riding Tracy

>>32359
>"Tracy, do you mind jumping through a few walls as I play Marco Polo with Fae? It would really hurt me if I lost her on a mission, so let's meet up, then let's kill everything"

>>32362
Kek

>>32360
I wan't to take the long way and go on a ruinous, unnecessarily evil rampage, killing everything I can and taking extra time to plunder and whatnot.

>>32358
Green, because that's my favorite color.

>>32364
Don't forget to loot as you go by. Actually, Fae is probably strong enough to fight back whatever is in front of her if she's not too aggressive

>>32366
Fae can't Cleave, can she? What if she's outnumbered?

>>32359
No, that's just existing icons from the map I'm using.
>>32360
No, everyone is together
>>32363
The walls do not permit jumping through.
>>32365
So am I hearing splitting up? That can be arranged.

>>32363
Fuck off with your warnings and shite

>>32368
I want to be with Tracy and Fae. Torcuil is soft enough he really ought to be with Fae or Tracepaladin

>>32369
This

"Relax. Now that we're under the visible area of the mound, we can fly to whichever door we choose. Unfortunately, thats alot of doors."

>>32371
>>32369
It's harmless fuckery. Essentially shit posting. Don't take it personally

>>32372
So we're underground then? Is it well lit enough for humans or do I need to cast daylight?

>>32371
Did Trump send you a warning too?
>>32372
"So, I'll just follow the crowd"
>>32373
>leaf
GET THE RAKES
Damn it another one?

When does the blood-orgy start?
>>32373
It's pretty annoying, desu.

>nice
OH, HAHA, SO FUNNY!

>>32375
Yes he did.

>>32374
No, but the mound is elevated from the rest of the city, causing the players to be out of sight, and assuming they don't fly too high so as to avoid being seen, they can pretty much move to whatever place they wish to start from.

>>32377
It was a nice note

>>32375
Not until after he said that

>>32377
RIP us
>>32378
Blue, like my flag
>>32379
YER A FOOKIN LEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFF

>>32378
Tracy's Faggot said Green. But if we want to take the approach he wants, red makes more sense

>>32380
Recommending staying together

>>32376
Beware of traps in the halls. In fact, we may need a rogue in the party to locate them

\r

>>32381
The starting point only determines which doors are available from on foot.

It doesn't matter what door it is to me, let's go already.

>>32382
I'll let Tracy and Torcuil decide where they want to start, but I want to be with Tracy and Fae, and recommend Torcuil stays together as well

>>32383
Do you think we may face a booby trapped hallway rather than hordes of weak enemies? If so, it may be wise to dismount Tracy and let her do roguish things like trap spotting

>>32384
>Do you think we may face a booby trapped hallway rather than hordes of weak enemies?
I hope both.

>>32385
I guess the real question is, do you you think we should proceed into the hallway with Trumpaladin riding Tracy?

>>32384
Also, no dismount. She has higher rank in Search in this form than she does from her class ranks.
Dismount when see fit.

>>32384
Thez thinks sticking together is the best plan.
>>32386
The doors are not big enough to accommodate Trump riding Tracy.

I'm just waiting for something intresting

>>32388
Can Thez direct us with her compass?

>>32388
Okay then. Just go through as normal.

>>32388
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dismounts Horsey. Brings Fae inside though

Are we set?

>>32391
"Not with any certainty. The compass points toward the left side of the building, but there's no way of being sure that the corridors don't wind back and forth. Fuck it, let's just pick a door."
Someone give me a color and a #, cuz this is a bit of a labyrinth

>>32395
Red

>>32395
Uh blue 7

>>32396
>>32397
Oh goddammit.
Vote blue to tip scales, because I'm itching to start.

>>32397
And now I see there is no blue 7
I'll be gone soon so don't expect Torc to be much help

>>32397
Blue 7 isn't shown on the map

>>32399
Prepare a few memes for him to cast as an NPC.

>>32400
Fug it then
Vote Red.

>>32400
>>32400
Red 7

>>32401
Uh,
>Man's not hot
Fire resistance
>Youtube rewind
Target is forced to watch the youtube rewind.
Cringe damage
And he'll use his staff of ultimate power
>>32403
I don't fucking care

>>32404
>I don't fucking care
This.
Let's go already.

>>32404
Behind that door is a decent sized corridor leading to another door. Aside from a pair of Velociraptors, the room is empty.

Au revoir, faguettes

>>32407
Later

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>>32406
I always wanted my own velociraptor..
It can't be avoided...
Charge one and attack with Cane-sword.
If the Great Cleave succeeds, finish the other.

>>32410
Well shit...

>>32409
Do you even have that spell?
>>32410
It's too late to declare that as a ride-by attack, is it?

>>32412
Yes (through homebrew), and you're not able to do ride by's like that

>>32413
Which page did you reference for that material?

[6d20 = 56]
>>32413
You do? Was that that weird feat or devotion or w/e?
>>32410
Determining initiative

>>32415
>>32414
Just nevermind. It would fail because Tracy attacked them, so no point in trying

Tracy/Raptors go first, then Trump/Fae, then Thez, and Torc last.

>>32417
Did that first hit cleave?

>>32414
For perspective, you've got the animated demon hands. Are those holding the swords, cuz otherwise I don't see how you could perform a ride-by attack.

>>32419
I figured she was in warhorse form, using her maw.

>>32419
Ride by attack is mounted combat. Which is definitely not what Tracy is doing

>>32418
Heavens no, cleave only occurs when you kill one opponent, you get an automatic attack against another opponent if they're in range. Its possible to do so in three strikes, what's Tracy's Base atk?

>>32419
What, when you said animated, did you mean not attached to her body? Are they floating there or something?

>>32423
... yeah, isn't that what you wanted them for?

>>32422
>attack bonus
9+4+2
>>32424
Well, what I was describing (or trying to) were gauntlets with animated finger-claws, that she could wear over her hooves as if she had hands, so then she could use decides that she couldn't normally use.

>>32425
use devices*

You know what, that's fine too.

>>32425
>>32426
Just have pony Tracy wield sword from hooves and avoid all of this weird and complicated bullshit

>1st encounter
>already confused as fuck
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