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Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32017
Mmmmmmmmmm. Fresh bread.
1190 replies and 137 files omitted.
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32225
32227
652944__safe_artist-colon-ieatedaunicorn_rainbow dash_angry_fuck you_heart_middle feather_middle finger_obtrusive watermark_simple background_solo_tran.png
>>32221
>>32220
>>32219
>>32218
>>32217
>Spamming to force quads
Anonymous
BJw00
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No.32226
>>32223
Asking about an on-topic image isn't anime discussion. Though it is off-topic. Just like this post. Feel free to delete.
Anonymous
8RMfI
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No.32227
1321679__safe_artist-colon-n0nnny_rainbow dash_twilight sparkle_animated_blushing_boop_cute_dashabetes_eye shimmer_female_floppy ears_gif_gradient back.gif
>>32225
>like he's never done it before
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32228
32229 32231
Alright, I've crunched the numbers. It would only take Thez approx 30 minutes to arrive at the apparent destination, and determining that the destination is correct would only take another minute. At Tracy's max speed laden, she will take over an hour. So, after about 45 minutes of travel, Tracy is the first to meet up with Thez, who is on her way back to meet the party. The destination is obvious by this point, a large and jagged-black stone city further to the south.
"He's somewhere in there."
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32229
32230
>>32228
Fae's ground speed with bracers and mount buff is 80. How long would it take her?
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32230
32231 32232
>>32229
She's not carrying anyone is she? If no, it would take her just under 2 hours. Its 80 miles to the destination, and her max speed (full run) is 320 feet/round. Assuming she doesn't rest (which she would have to) that comes out to ~132 minutes. That also assumes she doesn't run into anything
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32231
32233 32234
1563002__explicit_artist-colon-mkogwheel_applejack_oc_oc-colon-anon_4chan_ahegao_anus_blushing_canon x oc_clitoris_clothes_comic_cowboy hat_descriptive.png
>>32228
>At Tracy's max speed
Just for my knowledge, does that include strategic spurring/healing? I realized through reading up on nightmare tactics that the biggest benefit to Tracy's high HP combined with Endurance is being able to gallop at max speed for long distances.
>>32230
We duct-taped Torc to her.
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32232
32234
>>32230
I thought Tracy's speed was 100 (flying) and Fae's 80 (ground)

Torcuil is duct-taped to her, though that's still a very light load
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32233
>>32231
This is kind of strange to me. I would never spur Fae because I'll bet she'd be offended at being treated like that, where as it seems Tracy can be physically bullied or even harmed in a number of different ways and never get angry over it
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32234
32235 32238 32239
>>32231
>>32232
Tracy's base movement speed is 100 + 30 (horseshoes of speed). Max of x3 (cuz shes in armor and has Trump) = 390 ft/round
Total distance is 422400 feet.
Trust me, I crunched the numbers.

Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32235
32236 32238
>>32234
I thought she was wearing the zephyr shoes or that other set, and that the horse shoes of speed only improved ground and not flying speed?

Also, you can make a mount go 3x speed?
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32236
32237
>>32235
She requested Horseshoes of Speed for this expedition, though you make a good point about the ground only.
All creatures can move up to 4x (except with armor or a load) their base movement speed, however combat rules and fatigue apply the greater the multiplier. With the Run feat, that increases to 5x
Since I know someone is going to ask, Thez' base speed is 111 (its mathematically 110 but Xp), which through Run feat is a max of 555/round. However, every 4 rounds she can Dimension Door another 3240 feet.
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32237
32241 32248
>>32236
Oh, well fancy that.

Trumpaladin, who ought to still be riding Tracy, takes a look at the city to inspect its features and any movement around it. What does he see?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32238
32240 32241 32242 32243
>>32234
Alright.
What kind of load does Trumpaladin count as? A light load for her is 612 pounds, but Idk how much he weighs with that armor.
>>32235
The Horseshoes of The Peerless Steed only increase her land speed, but they do make it much easier for a rider to fight while riding her.
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32239
32241
>>32234
So I can now get Fae up to 240ft and she can outrun a dragon?
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32240
32242
>>32238
much*
Didn't mean to spoiler that.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32241
32242
>>32237
Elevation?
>>32238
A load of,... sorry too easy. He's in Full Plate, but Tracy is uber strong, so a light load.
>>32239
Is the Dragon walking?
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32242
>>32238
>>32240
My guess is ~225 pound human with 50 pounds armor plus 30 pounds more armor and gear, 120 pounds (or less) of leather light barding, and 60 poundsish of saddle bags (if it's the biggest bag of holding). Maybe less though

>>32241
If she is on the ground, and either way for the dragon
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32243
32244
>>32238
Damn it, these horseshoes are haxxor
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32244
>>32243
"IKR! I love them!"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32245
32246
Can outsiders be made into undead? Does a creature need a dual-nature to be animated?
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32246
32247
>>32245
Typically no, and neither can outsiders be resurrected. When an outsider is killed outside their home plane, they are forcibly returned, and when they die on their home plane they cease to exist.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
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No.32247
32249
>>32246
I see..
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32248
32249 32250
>>32237
As far as movement in/around the city, there is plenty. Differing shapes and sizes can be seen from distance, some very clearly not humanoid. The city appears quite active.
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32249
32250
>>32248
>>32247
To Tracy
"Think we should approach the front gate?"
8RMfI
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No.32250
32251
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>32248
>Nightmare Sense: Activate!
Tracy gets a better look at the creatures with a Spot Check
>>32249
>'Well, that'd be the polite way to do it.. but I'd prefer to be a bit more discrete.'

*Engages stealth-flyer mode, until plan is made*
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32251
32252
>>32250
>"I'm getting the impression that this is a trading city, and I say that based upon the diversity of the inhabitants. If a guy wearing a business suit (hat of disguise) came through on a large walking, non-flaming, non-smoking horse, people would think he's important, but no one would suspect as much as we are actually hiding, and we could observe the city freely and ask people questions about what is going on.

>"If you don't like that, the way I see it, we only have three real options
>1. I dismount and the party rogue does her thing while I wait for Fae or walk through the front gate myself
>2. We go ethereal and walk through the city in the Ethereal Plane
>3. We go through the front gate, preferably with the paladin looking like a businessman and the cauchemar looking like a large horse"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32252
32253
>>32251
>'I want to investigate from a distance beforedeciding how to go in.'
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32253
32255
>>32252
>"Sure, but I don't think we'll gain much information until we get closer"
zAyDD
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No.32254
32256
donald-trump-pointing-make-american-great-again-AP.jpg
Trumpaladin uses his Hat of Disguise to assume the (relatively) innocuous form of a Joke Presidential Candidate
\r
8RMfI
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No.32255
32257 32259
[1d20+21 = 40]
>>32253
Wait for the check to go through.

For that matter add a Search check, to observe from above.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32256
32258
>>32254
... Was he already wearing the hat?

Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32257
32260
>>32255
Don't fly above the city, you'll be visible like a UFO
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32258
>>32256
He didn't take it off
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32259
32260
>>32255
>"Put your hooves on the ground, stop flaming, and stop smoking. If anyone lays their eyes on you, they should see a dark blue draft horse with leather armor. What they should not see or think is "oh look a cauchemar, we need to think about how to kill that." Let us keep that secret until we decide when we want to reveal it"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32260
32261 32262
>>32257
>>32259
She's not directly above the city, and she's got enough stealth ranks in this form to conceal herself, especially with the shadow armor.

*veers off to the side for stealthiness*
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32261
>>32260
Conceal herself in midair? It wouldn't hurt to combine stealth ranks with an innocuous form. What's the harm?
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32262
32263 32264
>>32260
Its kind of hard to hide in the middle of the air. Also, I'm pretty sure I omitted the shadow armor
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32263
32266
>>32262
Okay. She veers off and lands then.

Did she see anything worth noting with those checks though?
zAyDD
?
No.32264
32265 32266
[1d20 = 17]
>>32262
Trumpaladin searches city for features that are unusual or define its character
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32265
>>32264
>rerolling the Search

There were woods surrounding the city, right? Did the area they landed in they provide sufficient cover?
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32266
32267 32268
>>32263
The creatures are all armed, and not uniformly. Their weapons are of different make and origin, and in some cases are improvised.
>>32264
The whole place is unusual. The walls are jagged stone like obsidian, there's no sensible layout, just clusters of areas connected by doors and walkways. It wasn't designed for any civic function that he's ever seen.
zAyDD
?
No.32267
32271
[1d20 = 7]
>>32266
Spot check on the creatures. I know you said some humanoid and some not, but are any approximate forms or species discernible?
8RMfI
?
No.32268
32269 32270 32273
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>32266
Any guards or watch towers?
What's the seemingly-clearest route for infiltration?
Search Check, to look for a way in.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32269
1ba7d40ec1e236a89660f210b6d117e1.jpg
>>32268
Aww shart...
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32270
>>32268
>"I still think we have the same three options as before, although it looks like the creatures are more likely to be hostile. But it's a diverse group - they could be gathering for a game, for some larger threat - who knows? We'd need to talk to someone to find out. If I dismount and you assume pony form you could bluff your way in. If I stay on you we could walk right up to some one and ask him a question, and if he attacks you could bite his throat out or jaunt to safety. And of course, we can go ethereal into a building, although I think if or when we come out they will be much more likely to interpret us as hostile than if we went in properly"
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32271
32272 32274 32275
>>32267
Its mostly monsters, and of them most are oversized humanoids (giants, ettins, orgres, etc.). The human-sized humanoids don't seem the slightest bit bothered by their presence, and vice versa.
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32272
>>32271
Wait. I think I know what is going on
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32273
>>32268
Whispers to Tracy
"Bet each one of them has a brain worm"
8RMfI
?
No.32274
32278
[1d20+21 = 31]
>>32271
Any sign of Infernius, or other Minotaurs?
Spot Check
zAyDD
?
No.32275
32276 32278
[1d20 = 14]
>>32271
Spot check for what the monsters are doing - what is their activity?
8RMfI
?
No.32276
32277 32280
[1d20+19 = 31]
>>32275
Better off with a Sense Motive check for that one.
In fact, that's what I'll do.
zAyDD
?
No.32277
[1d20 = 10]
>>32276
I think we are too far way, but fuck it. Sense Motive
Anonymous
7bGsA
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No.32278
32279
>>32274
No sign of either.
>>32275
Occasional pockets of conversation occur, and a few scraps break out, but they appear in standby of a sorts. Mostly they are just keeping an eye on the city and one another. At the center of the city is a oddly shaped mound with sheer sides. Aside from what amount to shacks, it is the only apparent building.
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32279
32281
>>32278
I'm guessing we've stumbled upon something like an early English Hillfort?
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32280
32285
>>32276
>Mountfu has very nearly as many buffs for sense motive as you because of Haxxor, even though you had to allot many of your few skill points to it
reeeeeee
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32281
32284
>>32279
Something like that, yeah.
Anonymous
zAyDD
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No.32284
32286
>>32281
Spot check again. What's the biggest, baddest creature and how well armed? How many creatures?
8RMfI
?
No.32285
32286
[1d20+21 = 24]
>>32280
Can Tracy roll Spot again, to determine how the city is being guarded, before approaching?
Who's watching?
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32286
32288
>>32284
Uhm, well there's a Truly Horrid Umber Hulk, there's a bunch of derpy-looking and non derpy-looking ogres, oh hey there is a minotaur (not Infernius), there's a weird gray-skinned giant thing with 6 eyes across its forehead, there' a gorilla with 4 arms,... its almost like the GM went flipping through the Monsters Manual and just started picking things to add to the list. Oh, there's plenty of smaller monsters too (orcs and such).
>>32285
More or less, everyone is watching and the humanoids have a fair amount of ranged weapons on/about their equipment.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32287
32301
Thez <whoooof> appears next to both. "The walls are enchanted, or magical, or something. I can't phase through them at all, and without seeing inside the place I can't risk teleporting in."
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32288
32290
>>32286
>everyone is watching
Well fug.. Idk how to roll stealth for that..
The crowd sounds tasty though.
8RMfI
?
No.32289
32301
[1d20+21 = 30]
Are there any rivers near? What's supplying the city with water? (they might have a sewer)
Search check to look for plausible alternative entrances.
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32290
>>32288
NO! These things are probably infected with the mind control worms. In nature, the vast majority of parasites that alter a host's behavior do so in order to make the host more likely to be preyed upon, and transferred to the actual definitive host. For all we know, infernius was infected when he ate the troll hearts. I'm not going through all this same bullshit again just because Tracy wants to be le edgy. If she's hungry, eat gruel from Torcuil's sticks. Or a steak later
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32291
32292 32293
Torc wakes up, finding himself duct taped to someone
"What the bloddy hell?"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32292
32294
>>32291
"It was either this, or the bag."
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32293
>>32291
I am not sure, but I think you're 30 minutes out
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32294
32295 32296
>>32292
I'm assuming Tor is aasically laying on Tracy's back, and the duck tape is wrapped around.
"Oh yay, I'm taped to you. Hi stabby-hoers, can you let me down?"
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32295
32297 32298
>>32294
Wrong. Fae's back
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32296
32297 32298
>>32294
No. He's taped to Fae.
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32297
>>32295
>>32296
This, and she's running, so its uncomfortable.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32298
32299 32300
>>32295
>>32296
Oh fuck, thats worse
"Uh, could you guys get me down?"
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32299
>>32298
Only if she's caught up with us. You were an hour away, so I do not know
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32300
32302
>>32298
It'll be a bit before you meet up with Trump and Tracy. Might was well try and get comfortable. Nah, you can be there already, it doesn't change much.
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32301
32305 32306 32313
>>32287
>>32289
"So then, what's the plan?"

Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32302
32303
>>32300
"Oh thank Kek, Hi Tracy and Trump. Would you mind getting me off this...

Uuhh, creature."
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32303
32304
>>32302
"Her Name is Fae, and she's a dragonne"
*Cuts Torcuil down, and lets him fall, with duct tape still clinging to him*
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32304
32305
>>32303
"Ow"
Torc picks himself up, brushing off.
"Sorry I don't remember everything. Whats the plan?"
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32305
32308
>>32304
>>32301
"I still want to talk our way in. Maybe think of a clever lie or something"
7bGsA
?
No.32306
32307 32308 32311
[6d20 = 92]
>>32301
Thez shrugs. "I doubt we're going to get in undetected. That middle,... mound-thing looks to be the center of the place, but there's so many doors that there's no way of knowing which will lead to Infernius, especially if the inside is as chaotic as the outside." She <whooooof> disappears and reappears about 100' over the mound. Shouts immediately react, and several of the humanoids fire arrows.
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32307
>>32306
Hmmm
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32308
32310 32313
>>32305
"Wait, where are we? Last I remeber I was a hawk."
>>32306
Brb
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32309
32310 32312
Thez <whoooof> appears next to the others and shrugs. "Well, it looks like we've already been spotted, and I don't think they're going to let us in the front door exactly."
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32310
32312 32319
>>32308
In a forest outside the fort

>>32309
"Wish I had our armies"
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32311
32313 32316 32319
>>32306
[confused pony noises]
"So, how long until they come storming out?"
*kicks soil, preparing for a charge*
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32312
32314 32319
>>32310
What fort?
>>32309
I hope an arrow lands near Torc.
If it does, he inspects it
"Well this will be fun"
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32313
32318 32319
>>32308
>>32301
>>32311
"Kill 'em all seems to be our only option. Recommend having a rider make themselves visible outside the gate, prompt some of the guards to give chase and leave the gate, kill those, then burst through the open gate"
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32314
32315
>>32312
The city thing we are outside of
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32315
32317
>>32314
???
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32316
32322
>>32311
"And Tracy, don't eat any of these creatures. I'll bet you every single one of them has a worm. You might get a worm doing that. Whatever you think you stand to gain is not worth the risk"
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32317
32320
>>32315
Back read, and specifically read GM's posts
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32318
32320 32321 32323
>>32313
What if we wait until they've opened the gate, make arun check while ethereal to charge right through them, then go through the gate while it's open?
Anonymous
7bGsA
?
No.32319
32321 32323 32326
>>32313
"Not necessarily. I saw a few places on the mound we could land. In fact, while I can't go through the walls, I can get us up there without much of a fuss."
>>32312
The fort ~80 mi south of Port Barry, where Infernius seems to run off to.
>>32311
"They don't seem to be gearing up for a charge."
>>32310
"It could take a week or more to gather and move that many men, plus the logistics of supplies are a nightmare."
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32320
>>32317
Ugh
>>32318
Torc could fireball the gate
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32321
>>32318
I think they have a barrier, but see Thez's plan
>>32319

Okay, land the four of us on the mound
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32322
32324
>>32316
Imma' taking parts home anyway. Living creatures can't stay in the bag, so any bugs should suffocate.
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32323
32325
>>32318
>>32319
Or, we could try to bait them into charging at us, then charge through the open gate
Anonymous
zAyDD
?
No.32324
32327
>>32322
If you start this cycle of shit all over again because you are being reckless and allow a worm to live that should have been burned - like you did with the tarasque - I am killing your character
Mrs. Sentry
8RMfI
?
No.32325
32329
>>32323
Or teleport right in front of the gate while it's open.

Let's go with Thez's plan though.
Anonymous
U22wk
?
No.32326
32329 32330 32333
>>32319
>Torc turns into an unladien swallow
>flys into the fortress
>kills gaurds
>lowers gates
Objections?