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>>30307"For getting >raped? Fug no, its happened to me thousands of times! It'll stop being "a thing" when you're ready."
>>30309"It's for my husband, although I could make one for you too, if you'll help me."
>>30313*hugs thez*
"but i didnt like it though it didnt feel right.
*infernuis blushes and turns redder than the redest red.*
"i-it only feels right w-with you."
>>30311>retardationI was referring to the music, the >raping and all the other shenanigans. I was trying to express in character that she was being protective of the birds by averting their eyes/ears to the drama, while I was doing my project.
>>30315*considers coming closer*
>>30315"On the same token, you're gonna have to let it go about me raping Trump. That was NOT consentual, it was NOT romantic, it was NOT intimate, it was just >rape. I didn't want to (well, maybe a little) but I could see that he
needed to be raped. He needed to "not feel right" in order to understand how to make it work with Tracy."
>>30318*grumbles something incoherent about touching her husband*
>>30319"
You're the one who let the cat out of the bag! Don't EVEN get me started on you, this was
supposed to be "that awkward question Thez asked Infernius one time that was
never mentioned again but noooooooooo,...."
>>30318"me understand now, me sorry i acted like a bitch."
*kisses forehead*
>>30308>>30314Actually, does a phylactery need to be worn on the forehead, or can it be in a locket?
>>30321"I asked you about telling Tracy, and you said "be careful about how you incite her jealousy, but you could." And of course I wasn't going to keep such an important piece of information secret. It's one of those things she had the right to know about"
>>30324"trumpadin come out and playay."
>>30323I think the Jewish thing is a forehead instrument. But a locket is more aesthetically pleasing
>>30324"Oh right, cuz how you broached the subject was considerate n shit." sarcasm drips from that statement.
>>30326Jews didn't invent the practice, but a few of the orthodox use it.
It's basically a magic scroll that warns you whenever you're about to do something less than %100 football, so you don't fall by accident.
>>30308casts what needed to be casts. in return for a phylactery of my own.
>>30325"But I don't want to play. I want to fix things"
>>30327"It needed to be said sometime. I wanted to tell her in private. She didn't want to leave the stables, and no one else did. In fact, it WAS said in private, just through empathic link, but everyone here is such metagaming faggots that they don't understand they can't hear what is said in empathic link, and Torcuil's faggot forgot he said his character left to go in town"
>>30328Well yes, but I think it's a forehead thing that's basically a jewish practice
>>30330Several earlier religions, like the Egyptians, also did it; Jews picked it up from them.
>>30329Maybe a headband with a Swastika on it?
>>30330I always saw a phylactery as the center/focal-piece of a hidden or buried shrine, at least as far as liches are concerned. For magic items or priest reliquary I have them as "elaborate accessory." Kind of like a wallet-chain.
>>30331Still a Jewish Practice. I don't care though.
*Eats bagel*
>>30331not just a swastika a black sun as well.
>>30333"of course you don't capitalist kike."
>>30335"D'aww. I love you too you damned Nazi"
>>30332This.
The practice of writing prayers (on in this case spells) on a scroll ahead of time to store the power of the verses is a practice seen in every culture that had written language.
>>30334>as wellJust have a phylactery with the black sun, and keep the swastika brand as your holy symbol.
>>30337yea that's probably a better idea.
Cuz Thez is technically still in the stables with Tracy.
"Hey, you can scribe scrolls can't you? I think I overheard you saying something about scrolls. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure it was you. Can you scribe scrolls?"
That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD
>>30341You've fed them like six times in an hour
>>30342is still in stables with thez was talking to trump through the pipes or whatever.
>>30342"Um, a couple I guess."
*levitates quill with Mage Hand, like Twilight*
"I can't castr very many spells though*
>>30343That's how birds are.
>That, bitches, is how you meta-game. XDDDD
"le p3ngu1n 0f d00m Rawr xDDDDDDDDD"
>>30345Are you going to feed them like 60 times in a day?
>>30351They're as big as small elephants.
>>30349"I thought that if you had sex with Tay, it would make you even with Thez, and you'd feel better"
>>30350Wouldn't it be easier to just leave out chopped meat for them to peck? There is no way a Roc could possibly hunt and return 60 times in a day
>>30345"Okay, thanks!" Thez is excited by the information. She pets the <nom,... struggle,... POP> bird who just tried to eat her. "I'll be sure to be covered with blood and gore next time I come this way," she says all cute and like one would to a child. Baby-talk essentially.
>>30352Not quite yet, they're still newborns. Give 'em a day.
For future reference, >nom is a new thing. If you're around the babies, >nom
>>30354"Um... I'm literate too..."
>>30354"see you be great mommy."
"Could somebody refill this bag with elephant, please?"
*opens bird's mouth and sticks head in*
*Trumpaladin now enters the stables through the doors*
>>30360"Sure"
Takes bag, and pets pony