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>>31088How many evil signatures?
>>31090>parasitesOnly if you're engaging the most detached and dismissive definition of parasite possible. In the same sense, an apple on an apple tree is a parasite. Xp
>>31092Just one, tiny but strong.
>>31091>psionic >>31088>Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head>>31092*vanishes*
*returns with giant sledge hammer*
"Do you want to try a Smite Ebil attack, Flashy?"
>>31090Offspring of placental mammals are not considered to be parasites.
>>31093An apple on a tree is not a separate organism. It is a growth of the apple tree
>>31094Kek, we could try that. It should kill the infection
It meets the CDC's definition
*infernuises body animates and flees the tower*
>>31097"Infernius! Come Back! We are trying to help you!"
Trumpaladin yells, while wielding Vanderiem
>>31098"We just need to smite the evil inside of it, Tracy"
>>31099I mean it's worth a try
[3d20 = 35]>>31097>implying you could outrun Tracy*slits his sinews with canesword, with intent to cut off the legs*
>>31098MOUNTS TRACY
"Track Him down! Grapple Him! Chain Him!"
>>31103I think he has a head start on us, so we'll need to catch him first
>>31105"We're coming to save you!"
>>31102>tryYes
>babies = parasitesNo
>>31106Thez <whoooofs> to the outside of the tower, in case he runs that way.
[3d20 = 30]
THIS is where those boots would've come in handy, if you'd used them.
*gets mounted and chases after the bull*
>100 speed
*Catches up to him instantly and slashes with intent to sever legs*
>>31112Damn, that's a good point. Just Grapple him and chain him though. No need to slash sinews
*extends chain and attempts to entangle bull*
[1d20 = 17]
*grapples Infernius, jumping off Tracy if necessary*
>>31112I don't know, he had a good head start, and there's lots of places to hide in the middle section.
While I have the chance, the middle section is something like a a strip-mall, except that goes in all directions. There are an amazing number of specialty buildings, shops, and features, all abandoned for hundreds of years. It would be covered in dust if the whole building wasn't essentially sterile.
>>31115>>31116"Yee Haw! Roping a bull from horse back! Now THIS is a rodeo!"
>>31118>lots of places to hideTracy casts Detect Good to sense his Clerical Aura.
The only thing that's known is that there is a tiny evil presence in Infernius's brain, and that he hasn't left the Tower, either by the front door or by teleporting using the dais.
>>31120THAT will lead Tracy right to Infernius. The former (with Trump) can prepare to approach and rodeo, but its not like Infernius doesn't know they're there.
>>31122Follows him at full speed.
Trump's faggot, get ready to respond.
Readies grapple with rope
Detect evil on Jew brain parasite
>>31125You remembered! You did remember right? The party has a Rope of Entangling
>>31126Detecting the parasite takes a full 3 rounds due to the size and nature. Be aware.
>>31128>The party has a Rope of EntanglingI have never heard of that, but sure. He takes whatever rope is there
>Three roundsHow long does it take Tracy to get in grapple range?
*high pitch voice infernuis shouldn't be able to make*
"You fools will never catch me."
[1d20 = 5]
Casts True Strike, while walking towards aura.
Also Track check via Scent to find him faster.
>>31130>>31131"TRACY! Follow the sound!"
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaldin does a Listen check on the Jew voice
>>31128>>31131>>31130When did we get a rope of entangling? Was that in one of the sessions I was driving?
>Torc just sees everyone disapper
"Ain't eough alcohol in the world..."
Torc goes to get trollestia, he will need a mount
>bred is stale
>>31136No, that was in the treasury when the party first reclaimed it from the ants. I thought Tracy took possession of it, but then I suppose it either got stolen or buried in Tracy's dungeon in that event.
[2d20 = 31]*walks straight through walls and whatever to get to the bull's Aura location faster*
>>31137Shouldn't that take two checks?
Spot and listen (both +5) to hone-in faster. She can still feel the aura too.
>>31139She kept most of her equipment in the bag, I just never had the chance to use that one (or I forgot when I did).
>>31139CALLS FAE
Orders (via link)
"Bull is on the lose, infected with a mind control Jew Parasite. Use your track to hunt him down in Tower middle section. Grapple, then rope him if you find him - alert us"