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Frozen Nuts
Anonymous
hFQIX
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No.29900
The previous thread was freezing my browser. Also, its freezing outside. I hope you and yours are comfy and warm.
1149 replies and 154 files omitted.
Anonymous
MEYbI
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No.31092
31093 31094
>>31088
How many evil signatures?
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31093
31095 31096
>>31090
>parasites
Only if you're engaging the most detached and dismissive definition of parasite possible. In the same sense, an apple on an apple tree is a parasite. Xp
>>31092
Just one, tiny but strong.
>>31091
>psionic
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31094
31096
>>31088
>Tiny and elusive, somewhere in Infernius's head
>>31092
*vanishes*
*returns with giant sledge hammer*
"Do you want to try a Smite Ebil attack, Flashy?"
>>31090
Offspring of placental mammals are not considered to be parasites.
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31095
31099
>>31093
So, no?
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31096
31098 31099
>>31093
An apple on a tree is not a separate organism. It is a growth of the apple tree

>>31094
Kek, we could try that. It should kill the infection

It meets the CDC's definition
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31097
31100 31101 31102 31103
*infernuises body animates and flees the tower*
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31098
31102 31104
>>31096
"Remember to completely crush his brain."
Also, Bless Weapon.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31099
31100 31101 31102
>>31095
No
>>31096
e_e
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31100
>>31099
>>31097

Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31101
>>31097
Fuck
>>31099
Well, I'm out of ideas

Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31102
31105 31108
>>31097
"Infernius! Come Back! We are trying to help you!"
Trumpaladin yells, while wielding Vanderiem

>>31098
"We just need to smite the evil inside of it, Tracy"

>>31099
I mean it's worth a try
ox5CJ
?
No.31103
31106
[3d20 = 35]
>>31097
>implying you could outrun Tracy
*slits his sinews with canesword, with intent to cut off the legs*
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31104
>>31098
MOUNTS TRACY
"Track Him down! Grapple Him! Chain Him!"
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31105
31107
>>31102
*sleared speech*
"me not control legs!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31106
31108
>>31103
I think he has a head start on us, so we'll need to catch him first
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31107
>>31105
"We're coming to save you!"
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31108
>>31102
>try
Yes
>babies = parasites
No
>>31106
Thez <whoooofs> to the outside of the tower, in case he runs that way.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31109
"LET'S CATCH HIM!"
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31110
boop
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31111
Trumpaladin is free
ox5CJ
?
No.31112
31114 31118
[3d20 = 30]
THIS is where those boots would've come in handy, if you'd used them.
*gets mounted and chases after the bull*
>100 speed
*Catches up to him instantly and slashes with intent to sever legs*
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31113
kek
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31114
>>31112
Damn, that's a good point. Just Grapple him and chain him though. No need to slash sinews
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31115
31117 31119
*extends chain and attempts to entangle bull*
MEYbI
?
No.31116
31119
[1d20 = 17]
*grapples Infernius, jumping off Tracy if necessary*
ox5CJ
?
No.31117
[1d20 = 4]
>>31115
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31118
31120
>>31112
I don't know, he had a good head start, and there's lots of places to hide in the middle section.
While I have the chance, the middle section is something like a a strip-mall, except that goes in all directions. There are an amazing number of specialty buildings, shops, and features, all abandoned for hundreds of years. It would be covered in dust if the whole building wasn't essentially sterile.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31119
31123
>>31115
>>31116
"Yee Haw! Roping a bull from horse back! Now THIS is a rodeo!"
Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31120
31122 31123
>>31118
>lots of places to hide
Tracy casts Detect Good to sense his Clerical Aura.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31121
31123 31160
The only thing that's known is that there is a tiny evil presence in Infernius's brain, and that he hasn't left the Tower, either by the front door or by teleporting using the dais.
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31122
31124
>>31120
THAT will lead Tracy right to Infernius. The former (with Trump) can prepare to approach and rodeo, but its not like Infernius doesn't know they're there.
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31123
>>31121
>>31119
>>31120
"help over h-"

Mrs. Sentry
ox5CJ
?
No.31124
>>31122
Follows him at full speed.
Trump's faggot, get ready to respond.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31125
31127 31128
Readies grapple with rope
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31126
31127 31128
Detect evil on Jew brain parasite
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31127
>>31126
This before This >>31125

Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31128
31129 31136
>>31125
You remembered! You did remember right? The party has a Rope of Entangling
>>31126
Detecting the parasite takes a full 3 rounds due to the size and nature. Be aware.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31129
>>31128
>The party has a Rope of Entangling
I have never heard of that, but sure. He takes whatever rope is there

>Three rounds
How long does it take Tracy to get in grapple range?
Anonymous
iDsuF
?
No.31130
31132 31135 31136
*high pitch voice infernuis shouldn't be able to make*
"You fools will never catch me."
ox5CJ
?
No.31131
31132 31136
tfw the ride starts.jpg
[1d20 = 5]
Casts True Strike, while walking towards aura.
Also Track check via Scent to find him faster.
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31132
>>31130
>>31131
"TRACY! Follow the sound!"
MEYbI
?
No.31133
31134
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaldin does a Listen check on the Jew voice
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31134
>>31133
Well...
ox5CJ
?
No.31135
[1d20+5 = 19]
>>31130
Listen check.
Moves towards sound
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31136
31139
>>31128
>>31131
>>31130
When did we get a rope of entangling? Was that in one of the sessions I was driving?
iDsuF
?
No.31137
31140
[1d20 = 18]
s t e a l t h
Anonymous
IkI8+
?
No.31138
31173
>Torc just sees everyone disapper
"Ain't eough alcohol in the world..."
Torc goes to get trollestia, he will need a mount
>bred is stale
Anonymous
S7C0i
?
No.31139
31140 31141 31142
>>31136
No, that was in the treasury when the party first reclaimed it from the ants. I thought Tracy took possession of it, but then I suppose it either got stolen or buried in Tracy's dungeon in that event.
ox5CJ
?
No.31140
31142
[2d20 = 31]
*walks straight through walls and whatever to get to the bull's Aura location faster*
>>31137
Shouldn't that take two checks?
Spot and listen (both +5) to hone-in faster. She can still feel the aura too.
>>31139
She kept most of her equipment in the bag, I just never had the chance to use that one (or I forgot when I did).
Anonymous
MEYbI
?
No.31141
31143 31144
>>31139
CALLS FAE
Orders (via link)
"Bull is on the lose, infected with a mind control Jew Parasite. Use your track to hunt him down in Tower middle section. Grapple, then rope him if you find him - alert us"