/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

why...

>>30000
>>29999
Kek

>>30007
Dude, stop deleting posts ITT. It's uncool.

>>30010
This time ten

>>30010
Quiet, I'm grieving

>>30011
You're hostile to me anyways, like him

>>30012
>I do anything you don't like
>hostile
Bruh, nah
I just want you to stop deleting
And who is "him"?

>>30013
The other Florida guy

>>30014
Ah Tracy's faggot
If it's any consolation, Texas is a very nice state.

>>30012
>hostile
Oh hush, you. Learn to handle the bantz.
>>30015
Certainly good urban stability.
There's hardly anyone else in this state who was born and raised here.. Almost everyone else either moved here from somewhere else or is planning to go somewhere in the future..
Florida is still best state though.

>>30016
Can confirm, I was not born and raised in Florida.
Florida is fairly nice, I'll give it that

>>30018
Does Texas have gator riding orange slingers?

>>30018
I'll bite you to death!

>>30019
>>30020
Had a gator in our pool, gators across the road in the ditch, in the neighbor's yard, my county has more gators than people, and we have a special festival for alligators

>>30019
Ah fuck, it hurt to write something against my home state. I love you Texas
>>30021
Wait, really? A festival?
Also, how do you feel about gator tail?

>>30022
Are you also a Texas native?

Yes, a whole festival. I haven't eaten gator tail, although of course they sell it. I don't like eating strange animals

>>30020
I'll wrestle and ride you!

>>30021
Hmmm.. Impressive..
Could never compete with our irl shitposting though.

>>30023
If you want to wrestle a Floridian, you'd best come prepared!

>>30024
You don't go to the best country held captive by the Union for the shitposting. You come for the superior food, low cost of living, and homely feel

>>30025
Of course. Laso first, then tie legs. Like they do at the Rodeo

>>30026
[growls in Floridian]

>>30025
>Florida man strikes again
Uh... My predilection for bestiality stops at horses. Legal in Texas by the way

>>30027
"Yee Haw!"

>>30028
Only certain kinds of bestiality are illegal here. It's illegal to have sex with porcupines (they do it on a case-by-case basis, because they don't want to deal with the resistance)...

>in character again
*feeds birdies again*

>>30023
I was born there, but moved when I was pretty damn young
>>30029
TIL

>>30030
>In character again
*Rapes pony*

>>30032
>not in character again
"AGAIN YOU FUCKING RABBITS?"

>>30032
No, staph. Go greet the Spartans and come back when the birdies are a bit less hungry/hostile. They're hungry for hands right now.

>>30033
That's actually an interesting question. How much time has passed in game since the Space Cowboy sequence?

>>30034
>implying you have a choice

>>30035
Not in front of the children, man..
>How much time has passed in game since the Space Cowboy sequence?
A few hours at best.

Also, going through Torc's items and I have a question
What the absolute fucking hell is a damn ass "ear cuff"?

>>30036
>FCC censorship
Hmmm...

>A few hours
That's technically enough, if not optimal

>>30037
I'm betting on those being the cuffs of holding from Korak, although those are on the hands

>>30038
Nah, thats something else. Those are cuff links
I'm talking about the ear-cuffs of blinking

Ah, holy shit.
So after some math:
Out of the 30050 some posts on /vx/ right now, 27620ish are mixed nuts related...
Wow

*pets birdies*

>>30042
*Pets non-raped pony*

>>30042
What class is Tracy mostly, I'm going full autism right now

>>30044
Mostly Rogue.

>>30045
Figured

>>30043
[happy pony noises]

>>30047
D'aww

Before leaving with Fae, Trumpaladin sets up a music player to play in infinite loop a set of American patriotic songs to slowly drive the equines insane ingrain the spirit of patriotism into his fiance's adopted children

>>30048
Do we have music players?

Is GM alive?
>>30049
Since the eggs just hatched and the birds likely dont have feathers....

Are they man?

>>30049
I don't know, but if Thez can do pop concerts and I could arrive in Port Barry to "Shoot to Thrill" I can play America the Beautiful and the Marine Corp Hymm on loop in the stables

>>30051
Should add some John Denver and Johnny Cash to the mix

>>30050
They have adorable downy fluff.
>are they man?
Idk yet.

Tracy spends the remainder of the day feeding the birdies and keeping them warm, and watching to prevent cainism.
>>30051
>>30052
Let them sleep first.

>>30053
It plays while they sleep

>>30053
What if she were invited to go to a Football Game with Trumpaladin?

>>30054
Birds take priority. You have to watch birds of prey at this age, to make sure one doesn't kill the other.
>playing music while they sleep
>being this bluepilled on falconry
Don't play music to chicks, especially not when they first hatched. It makes them retarded and unable to understand commands.

>>30055
I'm being a bit stingy because I love raising birds...

*coughs up 40 pounds of elephant meat*

>>30055
I just figured she'd want to do something like that with husbando eventually. She'd have many hours until the game, and then could just have Trollestia watch them.

We can play other things to them (like Locke's Second Treatise on audiobook)