/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>30056
That's half her weight. No. Not possible

>>30055
Again, TIL
Would they be drowning-in-the-fucking-rain retarded?
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>>30056
What kind of birds did you raise?

>>30058
>could just have Trollestia watch them
lol no
>play other things
Wait until they're mature, or else it fucks with their heads and command comprehension.
>Tracy's faggot raised falcons as a teenager, and a couple eagles.
>>30062
>Would they be drowning-in-the-fucking-rain retarded?
With recorded music? Yes.

>>30063
*sighs*
I'll go with Slovenia then

>>30063
Holy fuck today I really fucking learned.
You lucky bastard that sounds cool.
>now I know music turns falcons into turkeys

>>30065
Don't rip on turkeys; they're smarter than most birds.

>>30064
Tell her to send the mill workers to renovate the stables while you're at it.

>>30067
That will end poorly one way or another. Let it wait for proper supervision

>>30067
>>30064
And ask her if she needs any help with the GhostMobile. Tracy knows her way around a chisel.

>>30069
Ha ha no

>>30060
Hello.

>>30066
My father raised turkeys, you couldn't leave them in the rain because they would drown.
Fucking retards.
Torc desides to turn in because nothing concerns him, but his faggot will still lurk

>>30072
Ah, domestic turkeys. Yeah, fuck those retards.

>>30073
Yeah, the wild ones are great though.
Why did GM just disappear on us?
I wanted to see what intresting items Torc could find.

>>30020
oh no hes gonna eat my face!

>>30073
You still need to recover the gems or at least tell someone else so they can do it

>>30075
I'll eat everything but your face.

>>30077
yea i saw congratulations.

>>30078
[happy nerd noises]

[happy pony noises]

>>30079
>Pony is happy with some one else
*Jealous Paladin Noises*

>>30022
>>30021
>>30023
gator is fugging delicious.

>>30080
*confused minotuar noises*

>>30080
Oh hush, she lets him appreciate other things.

>>30083
What?

>>30083
Oh, you mean the happy noises were for the chicks

>>30085
What did you think it was about?

*pets birdies while feeding them*

>>30048
*changes music to all star*

>>30087
No music!

>>30086
It was in a reply to an Infernius post

*delivers tea to Slovenia before leaving on Fae to meet the delegation*

>>30087
Now that will DEFINITELY stupefy the birds

>>30089
>>30088
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

>>30090
Whelp....

Looks like Infernius has thrown a wrench into Tracy's bird revering program

kek

>>30090
*covers birds' ears*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Birds go "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Staph! You don't play music to baby birds. It makes them retarded!

>>30091
Stupid bull, recorded music is going to make them retarded like you!

>>30093
jej i was singing itbadlyto myself.

"Oh come on Infernius! That's not even the best of Smash Mouth!"

>>30090
My nigga

"Can I sing for the birds?"

>>30098
"Serenade them!"

>>30096
[growling pony noises]
Idk if that's allowed, desu. I used to hum to my birds, but only when they were adolescents.
Also, isn't he still at the bazaar?

>>30099
>Torc softly sings shadilay
>>30100
GM never came back, so Torc is at the tower, and has popped in to see this clusterfuck of emotions

>>30095
>>30101
"Infernius. Torcuil. You know what we must do.

We must attempt Bohemian Rhapsody"

>>30102
>one of the few songs I can sing well IRL
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?"

>>30101
Tracy is hugging her fuzzy, category 9 monsters, humming to giggling and sobbing hysterically, between mouths full of elephant past.
It's not a pretty scene, but it's still cute as fuck.

>>30104
Like I said, clusterfuck of emotions

All of you, stop trying to brainwash Tracy's birds!

>>30103
>>30103
Trumpaladin jumps in

"Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality"

>>30104
Not cute

>>30106
I 100% fully intend to brainwash these birds. The real training will begin when they are older